Another Senior Moment Coots Figurine

Coots Figurine - Another Senior Moment. The perfect gift for the "young" achievers! The detail and expression in these figures makes them a classical funny gift for any "young" (ok not so young) man! Sure to catch a laugh with this gift. 

Measurements: 16.5cm tall 

So who is a Coot?
The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings... Coots possess all these wonderful traits. 82 years of age by birth records but claims he's 39. Can Grow Hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Memory: Repeats the same story of winning the junior high hundred yard dash. "Never to old for a Booty Call" which gives him a reason to show off his most appealing feature to the opposite sex. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments". 

Once fabled to be six feet tall now 3 feet 8 inches with slippers on. Most of his communication consists of hacking burping passing gas and yelling out obscenities and often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.