Still Agree On Everything Coots Figurine
The perfect Anniversary gift!
These hilarious figurines are just the right gift for the happy couple. The detail and expression in these figures makes them a classical funny gift for any "young" (ok, not so young) couple! Sure to catch a laugh with this gift
Coots and Biddy's is a tip of the hat to those active participants of the fabled Senior Moments. Everybody knows one and half of the population is destined to become one. Coots and Biddys are a comprehensive and objective study of the habits and behavior of women who have reached the stage of life all men and women dread. Mike Dowdall has rediscovered Coots and Biddys with an endearing study of the aging process.
Coots by Mike Dowdall
So what is a Coot ?....
The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings... Coots possess all these wonderful traits.
82 years of age by birth records but claims he's 39.
Can Grow Hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head.
Memory: Repeats the same story of winning the junior high hundred yard dash.
"Never to old for a Booty Call" which gives him a reason to show off his most appealing feature, to the opposite sex.
Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments".
Once fabled to be six feet tall now 3 feet 8 inches with slippers on.
Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, and often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.
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