Excuse Dice

Product Code: TUEXDC02

$9.95

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$10 / week

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Endless excuses at your fingertips. Never find yourself without an excuse again with this excuse dice.

When you find yourself trying to get out of a difficult situation, simply roll the dice to generate hilarious excuses.

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Fart Extinguisher Air Freshener

DIFEAF06

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This handy pump air freshener is ideal for any situation in which air quality is compromised! Simply identify the source of the odour and spray vigorously at farter! The bottle with pump spray is designed to look like a fire extinguisher and contains a fresh "Garden Melody" scent... so the Fart Extinguisher is not just a hilarious novelty gift but a...

Me & Mini Me Father and Son Matching T-Shirt - 2

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SSGMMM02

$49.95

Your little one looks just like you, he or she talks like you and acts like you. He or she is just a mini version of you!These pair of cute Me & Mini Me T-shirt and Bodysuit/T-shirt is what you need to celebrate that inseparable bond.The matching set comes in black or grey with the kid's wear in either a bodysuit or t-shirt. Great gift for Father's Day,...

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Bottle opener for the real man. Made from a .50 caliber bullet 14.3cm long

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Christmas in a Can

TUCIAC06

$9.95

Bring joy and spread Christmas cheer, every single month of the year. This small singing machine includes 5 festive songs that'll lift your spirits and get you in that holiday mood all year round. 5 songs included: Jingle Bells, We Wish you a Merry Christmas, Church Bells, Ho Ho Ho, Sleigh Bells. Requires 2 x AAA batteries (included).

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30 Day F**k It Challenge Activity Box - 1

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30 Day F**k It Challenge Activity Box

U30CBH06

$24.95

1 daily activity for 30 days to experiment the benefit of not giving a f**k.Not giving a f**k can make all the difference in your life. It is not about being indifferent; it is about being fine with yourself and not worrying about people's opinions. Few things really matter and deserve to be worried about, but many others do not. Th secret lies in knowing...

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First Laid Kit

TUFLK002

$14.95

Nothing says romance like rose petals and candles. Give the gift of romance - whilst enjoying a chuckle - with this First Laid Kit. The stylish red box is packed with things to set the mood for luurve including faux rose petals, candles, scarf and also includes the practical - wet wipes - and hilarious - extra small novelty condoms.

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Things To Do While You Poo Toilet Roll

TUTWYPTR01

$9.95

Grab a pen, take your seat and get your brain ticking with puzzling brain teasers on every sheet. Not only will you be improving your brain power but this toilet paper will be sure to wipe away the misery from your crappy day and bring a smile to anyone's face.

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The Boss Socks

MDITBS04

$12.95

Comfy socks with awesome funny soles! Put your feet up and show the room who is THE BOSS. One size fits most.

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MDIDG12

$4.95

Drinking glasses are the fun novelty with endless possibilities. Great for kids and adult alike, both will find this goofy fun toy an amusing way to get them to drink their milk or fruit juice hassle free as the liquid travels around your eyes and into your mouth. Idea: Compete in long straw chug competitions like never before at your next party!

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Christmas Jokes Toilet Roll

MDICJ0612

$8.95

Keep the festive mood going even in the bathroom with hilarious seasonal jokes to make you chuckle on the loo, and get the party laughing later! Perfect novelty gift for friends & family during the holiday season.

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