Man Cave 10 Commandments Metal Sign
Create your personal space with this metal number plate.
Let the women know your rules!
Size: 30cm x 38cm
Origin: Proudly Australian Made
- printed, not embossed -
The MAN CAVE 10 Com-MAN-dments are:
1. If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours,his sister is off limits
2. Thou shalt never moan about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
3. Women who claim they ‘love to watch sports’ must be treated as spies until thou demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
4. When stumbling upon another guy watching a sports event, thy may ask the score of the game in progress, but thy shall never ask who’s playing.
5. Thou shalt never let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
6. If a man’s fly is down,that’s his problem. Thou didn’t see anything.
7. The girl who replies to the question ‘What do you want for Christmas?’ with ‘If you loved me, you’d know what I want!’ gets a PlayStation 3.
8. There is no reason for guys to watch ice skating or men’s gymnastics….ever.
9. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact,even remembering they buddy’s birthday is strictly optional
10. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but never both.
Logo at bottom is “International Council of man laws – supporting a dude’s right to be a dude since 1979”
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