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Totally Antisocial Pen Pack
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Processing Time: 1 - 2 Days $29.95
The Totally Anti-Social Pen Pack is here for everyone who's done pretending to be a people person. Perfect for passive-aggressive sticky notes, passive-aggressive meeting doodles, or just passive-aggressive existing.
Laser-engraved luxury pens with high quality black German ink. Each pen comes loaded with a phrase that says what your face already gives away:
"I'M NOT ANTISOCIAL. I'M ANTI-STUPID."
"HOW CAN I HELP YOU TO F*CK OFF?"
"IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO LEAVE ME ALONE."
"HELLO. I DON'T CARE. THANKS."
"I'M NOT QUIET. I JUST DON'T LIKE YOU."
The perfect gift for the introvert who's out of social battery, the colleague who smiles through gritted teeth, or the mate who considers "fine" a full sentence.
Spoiler: they will absolutely use every single one.
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