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Novelty

Tuxedo T-Shirt

GTTT001

$16.95

This tuxedo t-shirt features the classic Tuxedo print, when only the best will do! Perfect for um... weddings or just every day wear! Material: Cotton Colour: BlackPrint On: Silk screen-printed and will not wash out. SIZE GUIDE BELOW

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Novelty Gifts

10-in-1 Credit Card Multi-Tool

MDI Australia

MDICCMT12

$4.95

Be prepared for anything with the multi-tool that fits perfectly in your wallet. Can opener, knife, screwdriver, ruler, bottle opener, saw blade, directional ancillary indicator, 2 position wrench, 4 position wrench and wing nut wrench (phew).

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BBQ

BBQ Branding Iron

Unbranded

MDIBBI006

$24.95

Cooking steaks to perfection is an art. The BBQ Branding Iron comes with 52 letters and spaces that are easy to change by hand without additional tools. It's the perfect "Do It Yourself" bbq tool! How you serve them is personal, so why not personalise that service by branding in your own name, a witty expression or anything else that you can think of?

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Kids Clothing

Kids Tuxedo T-Shirt

GTKTT001

$11.95

On Sale / -$2.20

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Gag Gifts

Arse and Face Novelty Soap

MDI Australia

MDIAFS06

$12.75 $14.95

This silly novelty bar of soap has 2 sides. One side for your face and the other side for your bum. And yes it is 100% soap, just something different to put in the shower. Perfect for the man who uses soap for his face, body, hair and well.. arse..

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Mug, Flask & Glass

The Wine Bottle Glass

Big Mouth! Inc

MDIWBG04

$16.95 $19.95

Who cares about sharing when you can have the whole bottle all to yourself? This ultimate wine glass looks just like a wine bottle but with a convenient wine glass on top. Great as a decanter too if you can't have the whole bottle to yourself. Capacity to hold an entire 750 ml bottle of wine.

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Aprons & Chef Hats

Michelangelo's David Apron

WTSMDA

$29.95

This novelty apron has a picture of Michelangelo's David with all its glory. By wearing this apron you'll instally be a classic hit at any BBQ or party. Its a great ice breaker and most of all shows everyone what's under the hood.Picture: The original Statue of DavidWording: Michelangelo's David Colour: BlackApron Size: 70 cm wideApron Height: 86 cm high...

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Novelty

Tuxedo T-Shirt Long Sleeves

GTTT002

$16.95

This tuxedo t-shirt features the elaborated Tuxedo print, when only the best will do! Perfect for um... weddings or just every day wear! Material: Cotton Colour: BlackPrint On: Silk screen-printed and will not wash out. SIZE GUIDE

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Novelty Gifts

Instant Table Tennis

AAITT06

$29.95

This clever table tennis set allows you to play the game on virtually any table top. The instant table tennis set is perfect for travel or home use and the compact design makes it easy to store and take anywhere. Comes with two quality bats and a ball.

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T-Shirts

Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt

GTGOM003

$16.95

Keep your Grumpy Old Man cool, calm and collected (for a while, anyway) with a Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt. Let the Grumpy Old Man knows he means the world to you. Maybe he’ll manage to mumble “thanks” or maybe you’ll even get (gasp) a smile from him? Material: 100% CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE

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Number Plate

Pop's Shed Novelty Number Plate

HBPSN01

$24.95

Mark your pop's territory with this metal number plate. Hang it with pride on his garage or shed's wall.Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L)Origin: Proudly Australian MadeNote: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on roads.

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Bottle Opener

.50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener

Big Mouth! Inc

MDIBBO06

$14.95

Bottle opener for the real man. Made from a .50 caliber bullet 14.3cm long

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Home Appliances

Electronic Revolving Tie and Belt Rack

CSERTR002

$49.95

No more crumpled and rumpled ties! This rack is the perfect solution for hanging your ties, keeping them neat and unwrinkled.Features:- Holds 64 ties and 8 belts- Attaches easily to closet rail- Rotates left or right at the touch of a button- Includes light

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Office Accessories

USB Cup Warmer

MDIUCW04

$9.95

The essential desktop accessory that keeps your coffee warm and delicious USB powered for cold-deterring convenience.

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Chocolate

Dad Chocolate Freckles Word

FBDAD001

$9.95

A naughty but nice way to say "Happy Fathers Day DAD". Ideal for DAD who has a sweet tooth. Chocolate size: 25cm x 12cm Made in Australia. *chocolate may contain traces of nuts

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Novelty Gifts

Wallet Ninja

Thumbs Up UK

TUWN002

$16.95

The Wallet Ninja is the ideal gadget for the every day warrior. 16 tools are included in one nifty gadget to help you tackle life’s little challenges on a daily basis. Includes: 3 screwdrivers; 6 hex head nuts & bolts; bottle, can & letter opener; box cutter; ruler, phone stand & peeler TSA approved for carry on during flights 1.5mm of 4 x...

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Mug, Flask & Glass

Grenade Mug

MDI Australia

MDIGM004

$16.95

This real-looking grenade mug is inspired by the well-known Mills Bomb style grenade used during the World War I. What a great gift for your friend in the defence force or your boss with a short temper. Great Father's Day gift too for your quirky dad!Made from high quality ceramic Dishwasher safe

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Other Games

Roll Up Magnetic Dartboard & Bulls Eye

AARMDB06

$29.95

The Roll Up Magnetic Dartboard and Bulls Eye with magnetic darts is the real deal! These darts have no point, yet stick to the board ike they should. All the fun of darts with no unwanted holes in your wall! Includes: Magnetic dartboard on 1 side & magnetic bulls eye on the other side. 6 very powerful magnets. 45cm x 34cm (6mm thick)

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Novelty Gifts

Ring For Beer Bell

LMRFBC06

$8.95

Handy little bell with "Ring for Beer" text. Perfect for birthdays or the spoilt beer lovers – ring the bell and wait for beer!

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Other Games

Drinking Lucky Bird Duncan

MDI Australia

MDIBD003

$12.95

This classic novelty drinking bird is a scientific wonder. Dip head in water and the liquid inside will flow upside down to make Duncan bob. This seemingly simple device uses the principles of thermodynamics to maintain a constant bobbing motion.

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Desk and Office

Senior Moments Wisdom Flip Book

MDI Australia

MDISMW03

$14.95

Flipbook with wit and wisdom from and for the seniors featuring new witticism every day. Free standing for your desk or wall mountable. Great retirement gift or gag gift for the senior citizens.

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Socks or Jocks

Bring Me Some Beer Socks

TBRBS006

$8.95

Let your socks do the talking! " IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME A BEER" Material: 80% cotton + 17% polyester + 3% elasticSize: Fits women size 5 - 12, men size 6 - 11

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Novelty Gifts

Fake Sunscreen Secret Flask

Big Mouth! Inc

SYBSSF02

$19.95

Cheeky flask perfect for smuggling alcohol to the beach, picnics or summer festivals. Looks just like a real tube of sunscreen. Holds approximately 230 ml of "fun in the sun". Don't forget to slip, shot, slap!

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Stubby Holder

Grumpy Old Man Stubby Holder

GTGOL004

$6.95

Keep your Grumpy Old Man cool, calm and collected (for a while, anyway) with a Grumpy Old Man Stubby Holder. Let the Grumpy Old Man knows he means the world to you. Maybe he’ll manage to mumble “thanks” or maybe you’ll even get (gasp) a smile from him?

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Home Bar

On The Rocks Whisky Cooling Stones

MDI Australia

MDIOTR03

$16.95

Reusable 'ice cubes' that you can use over and over again. Contains 9 rocks that also come in a black velvet storage pouch.

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Glassware

How Was Your Day Wine Glass

WVHWYDWG01

$21.95

The most accurate mood measuring tool yet. Cut right to the chase with this popular wine glass. It’s a great gift for the wine lover or the hard worker and don’t forget the wine! holds 12 ounces of your favorite beverage high quality, easy-to-clean glass

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Personal Care

Public Toilet Survival Kit

OLPTK012

$8.95

This survival kit ensures you a bacteria free experience in any public toilet. Complete with two antiseptic wipes, a pair of disposable latex-free gloves and a toilet seat cover, this 9.5 cm tall small but practical can of emergency supplies will save your booty from being contaminated.

The Grill Sergeant Apron with Built In Bottle Opener

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Aprons & Chef Hats

The Grill Sergeant Apron with Built In Bottle Opener

WVGSA01

$34.95

Own the grill with this AWESOME camouflage grilling apron. It holds everything the king of the barbie needs including 6 cans of beer, bottle opener, and more pockets for condiments, sauces and tools. Made from 100% cotton, one size fits all, fully adjustable length. Note: Shirt not included

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Novelty Gifts

Ring for Sex Bell

MDIRSB06

$8.95

Cute and sexy bell serving the one and only purpose. Ring the bell and get what you want *wink

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Glassware

Port Sippers - Set of 4

WAPS006

$18.95

Port sippers are a charming way to serve desert wines and liquors. These unique hand blownport sippers are guaranteed to be a conversation piece at your next party or gathering. Dimension: 7cm (H)

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Playing Cards

Automatic Card Shuffler

MPACS01

$24.95

Automatic Card Shuffler makes shuffling a breeze. Just a touch of a button and the shuffler will shuffles up to 2 decks of cards. A must have for the poker nights. Requires 4 x AA batteries (not included) *Playing Cards not included

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Shoes & Slippers

Heat Feet Slippers

ATHFS003

$34.95 $39.95

These are the ultimate in comfort. Treat yourself or your loved on the gift of warmth and relaxation this winter with these Heat Feet Slippers. Simply take out the silicon bead pack and heat it in the microwave for one minute and thirty seconds. Slide them into the bottom above the sole, put on and kick back. The heat will filter through your feet to warm...

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Socks or Jocks

Sandal Old Fart Socks

MDI Australia

MDISOFS04

$12.95

Comfy socks with sandal pattern. Avoid a socks with sandals fashion faux pas – just wear socks that look like you have sandals on!And to add on to the fun, when you put your feet up to rest, the word Old Fart shows. One size fits most

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Didgeridoonas

Take 2 Wine Cooler Bag by Didgeridoonas

DATA201

$74.95

Why take one when you can take two? This two wine bottle cooler bag is ideal for BYO occasions. It holds two large bottles and the built-in, wool-padded divider means not only greater protection but also a chilled white kept cold and a red kept at room temperature. Capacity: 14 litres – 2 large bottles or 6 cans or stubbies. Dimensions: 24cm (W) x 10cm...

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T-Shirts

Warning Retired T-Shirt

GTWR001

$16.95

A great gift for the retiree who can handle a little bit of humour in his life. Material: CottonColour: Navy SIZE GUIDE

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Drinking Games

Tipsy Tower Game

Landmark Australia

MPDTG01

$19.95

Play it just like the classic Jenga but with a drunken twist. Loser, drink up! Comes with four shot glasses and stacking wooden blocks. Each block contains a different drinking instruction. Perfect for entertaining and parties.

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T-Shirts

Evolution of Man Fishing T-Shirt

GTEMT01

$16.95

That's right! The evolution of man explains it all - we are born to fish! Great t-shirt for the fishing enthusiast. Material: CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE

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Mug, Flask & Glass

Toilet Mug

MDITM04

$19.95

Shock everyone at work with this realistic looking toilet mug. Makes a perfect gift for any tea or coffee lover. The mug is designed to look just like a toilet to hold your favourite beverage. Definitely not for the weak stomach.

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Glassware

Port Decanter & 4 Piece Sipper Set

WAPD4006

$39.95

This port decanter & 4 piece sipper set is a charming way to serve desert wines and liquors. These unique hand blown port sippers and decanter are guaranteed to be a conversation piece at your next party or gathering. Dimensions:Decanter : 29cm (H) 13.5cm (W)Sipper : 7cm (H)

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Socks or Jocks

Dad's Smelly Feet Socks

TSKSFS003

$11.95

Funny good old classic gift for Dad with a sense of humour. One size fits most. Great for Father's Day, birthday, Christmas or just because.

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Other Games

Weed Card Game

Kheper Games

MDIWCG08

$9.95

Novelty card game that explores the art of growing pot. Strategy-based game where you compete to grow the most pot and block other players from succeeding. For 2-4 players – or add an extra deck for up to 6 players. Price is for one deck of card only.

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T-Shirts

Born to Fish Forced to Work T-Shirt

GTBTFT01

$16.95

For dad, hubby or anyone you know who loves to fish more than his 9 to 5. Material: CottonColour: Grey SIZE GUIDE

Magic Motion Globe - The World in Motion

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Desk and Office

Magic Motion Globe - The World in Motion

AGMMG006

$29.95

The Magic Motion Globe (20cm diameter) slowly revolves on its own on virtually any flat surface simulating the earths rotation. Simply insert 1 x AA battery and the internal drive will stimulate the earth's perpetual motion. A full rotation takes 18 seconds. You can change the spinning direction by gently pressing down on the top of the sphere. Perfect...

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Caps

Grumpy Old Man Cap

GTGOM002

$9.95

Keep your Grumpy Old Man cool, calm and collected (for a while, anyway) with a Grumpy Old Man Cap. Let the Grumpy Old Man knows he means the world to you. Features: Made from 100% cotton One size fits most - a metal clip at the back of the cap allows you to adjust the size Hand wash only

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Novelty

Playable Electric Guitar T-Shirt

OBEGTS0004

$47.96 $59.95

The Playable Electric Guitar T-Shirt is just like a real rock guitar built into your t-shirt. This awesome musical instrument is simple to play as each button on the neck is a major guitar chord recorded from a real electric guitar, so the sound is absolutely realistic!

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Gag Gifts

Old Fart Inflatable Cane

MDI Australia

MDIOFIC04

$5.99 $19.95

Hilarious old fart inflatable cane gag gift. Cane features funny fart warnings. Comes with bonus Old Fart button key ring.

I Love My Dad (Even Though He Farts) Mug

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Mug, Flask & Glass

I Love My Dad (Even Though He Farts) Mug

TSKHF002

$12.95

The mug that speaks the truth! For Dad with a sense of humour and enjoy a good laugh. Fills up to 350ml

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Gag Gifts

Inflatable Walking Stick

MDI Australia

MDIIWS04

$5.57 $7.95

Inflatable walking stick shaped just like the old traditional cane. Good height that would suit most people. The perfect gag gift for friends or family who is a little over-the-hill.

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Golf

Golf Ball Finder Glasses

Thumbs Up UK

TUGBFB06

$14.95

You’ve finally made time for a round of golf…… but your balls keep disappearing off-piste and your stocks are running low. Don the glasses and let the special blue lenses work to illuminate everything white – including those errant long-shots. Not even the sneakiest golf balls will be able to hide away in the grass with these funky frames on the loose....

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Stubby Holder

Born to Fish Forced to Work Stubby Holder

GTBTF04

$6.95

For dad, hubby or anyone you know who loves to fish more than his 9 to 5.

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Kitchen

Scrabble Fridge Magnets

WWFM006

$16.95

The Official Scrabble Magnet Set - Spruce up your fridge with a set of super Scrabble fridge magnets. Create useful reminders, shopping lists and fun messages or practice your Scrabble skills everyday whilst waiting for the toaster to pop! This set has 112 magnetic tiles featuring the full Scrabble letter distribution plus the Triple Word, Triple Letter...

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Gag Gifts

Fart Extinguisher Air Freshener

DIFEAF06

$12.95

This handy pump air freshener is ideal for any situation in which air quality is compromised! Simply identify the source of the odour and spray vigorously at farter! The bottle with pump spray is designed to look like a fire extinguisher and contains a fresh "Garden Melody" scent... so the Fart Extinguisher is not just a hilarious novelty gift but a...

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Chill n' Pour - Wine Chiller and Dripless Pourer in One

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Home Bar

Chill n' Pour - Wine Chiller and Dripless Pourer in One

WA2250

$24.95

Finally a gift for the wine lover who has everything. Simply chill, pour and enjoy.

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Chocolate

Grumpy Pills Chocolate Vitamins

FBGP001

$12.95

VITAMIN JOY - "Smile... don't you know we love you!" Here is some therapy for the grumps! The perfect cure for the man in your life that is always grumpy!No dietary benefits but packed full of love! :-) Content: 150g Premium Chocolate Vitamin Tablets. PROUDLY AUSTRALIAN MADE.

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Bottle Opener

Military Man Bottle Opener

MDIMMBO12

$5.98 $11.95

Tackle your beer with a battle-ready bottle opener in the form of a crawling soldier! Note: Not a toy, made of real metal

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Novelty

Light Headed Bowler Hat

AALHBH06

$29.95

A bowler hat and a lamp - What a bright idea! Perfect for a dress up party, costume night, festive season or even a creative business meeting. When this cool hat is not adorning your head, it makes a really good desk lamp too.

Luminous Jellyfish Tank Lamp as featured on Channel 10's The Living Room

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Home Appliances

Luminous Jellyfish Tank Lamp as featured on Channel 10's The Living Room

GGLJT001

$89.95

VOTED 'HOT' ON CHANNEL 10'S "THE LIVING ROOM" FEBRUARY 12TH, 2016 This mood lamp is unlike any other and uses vibrant, realistic electric light up jellyfish made from silicone that dance elegantly through the water while illuminated by LED lights for an amazing effect in any room. It gradually transition between a variety of neon colours, or can be set to...

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Adori Leather

Kangaroo Leather Belt by Adori Leather

Dropship

ALKLB001

$69.95

Sometimes when it comes to gift for men, the best gift is the most basic and pratical gift.This quality kangaroo leather belt's presented in a cool tin container. Buckles (available in two colours) are easily removed to adjust length. Ideal gift for the businessmen or for any formal occasions. Size: 110cm (L) x 3cm (W)Fits : up to 40 inch waist

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Glassware

Port Pipes - Set of 2

WAPP006

$24.95

These hand-blown port pipes with extra-long stems allow you to maximise your port tasting experience with ultimate style and sophistication! Comes in a set of 2.

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Soccer

Soccer Ball Vibrating Massager

DLSM0001

$8.95

Great for neck and shoulders! Soccer Massager has 4 massaging feet, which offer a very pleasant and relaxing sensation when used, having an effective action on the sore muscles in your shoulders, arms or legs. Requires AAA batteries (not included)

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