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Tuxedo T-Shirt
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T-Shirts

Tuxedo T-Shirt

TUX001
$17.95
This awesome tuxedo t-shirt features the classic Tuxedo print. When worn it could make you feel like you're going to a fancy dress party. This is the shirt of all shirts and a must-have tee for any man looking to impress on a casual level. The print features a small flower on the right and is comfortable to wear. Perfect for um... weddings or just...
10-in-1 Credit Card Multi-Tool
Available
Novelty Gifts

10-in-1 Credit Card Multi-Tool

MDI Australia
MDICCMT12
$6.95
Be prepared for anything with the multi-tool that fits perfectly in your wallet. Can opener, knife, screwdriver, ruler, bottle opener, saw blade, directional ancillary indicator, 2 position wrench, 4 position wrench and wing nut wrench (phew).
BBQ Branding Iron
Available
BBQ

BBQ Branding Iron

Unbranded
MDIBBI006
$29.95
Cooking steaks to perfection is an art. The BBQ Branding Iron comes with 52 letters and spaces that are easy to change by hand without additional tools. It's the perfect "Do It Yourself" bbq tool! How you serve them is personal, so why not personalise that service by branding in your own name, a witty expression or anything else that you can think of?
Instant Table Tennis - 1
  • On Sale / -$5.00
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Family Game

Instant Table Tennis

AAITT06
$29.95 $34.95
This ingenious table tennis set turns any table into a knuckle-biting tennis match. Simply clamp it to the middle of the table and your table is now ready for table tennis (aka Ping Pong). It is easy to pack and is compact enough to travel with so you can continue your match locally, interstate and even internationally. The net is retractable within the...
Arse and Face Novelty Soap - 1
Available
Gag Gifts

Arse and Face Novelty Soap

MDI Australia
MDIAFS06
$16.95
This silly novelty bar of soap has 2 sides. One side for your face and the other side for your bum. And yes it is 100% soap, just something different to put in the shower. Perfect for the man who uses soap for his face, body, hair and well.. arse..
Crap Jokes Toilet Roll
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Bathroom

Crap Jokes Toilet Roll

MDICJTP12
$8.95
We all know that one of the most important parts of having a good time is laughter. And what better way to laugh than with some good, old-fashioned toilet humour? With the Crap Jokes Toilet Roll, you can enjoy a good laugh while you... well, you know. This amazing novelty gift of toilet paper is printed with hilarious jokes that are sure to get you...
Kids Tuxedo T-Shirt
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Kids Clothing

Kids Tuxedo T-Shirt

GTKTT001
$14.95
This tuxedo t-shirt features the classic Tuxedo print when only the best t-shirts will do! Perfect for um... weddings or just every day wear!  Material: Cotton Colour: BlackPrint On: Silk screen-printed and will not wash out.Sizing: Size is running a little small for this design, go a size up if you are in between sizes. All our t-shirts are made from...
The Beard Catcher - 5
Available
Personal Care for Him

The Beard Catcher

IOTBC024
$19.95
The Beard Catcher is exactly what the name says it is - it catchers your beard during your routine trim. Simply stick the 2 suction cups to the mirror, loop the domed apron onto the hooks and voila! no more hair all over the bathroom sink! The perfect gift for your bearded partner, dad, grandad, or anyone who would find this smart invention a handy...
Michelangelo's David Apron
Available
Aprons & Chef Hats

Michelangelo's David Apron

WTSMDA
$39.95
This novelty apron has a picture of Michelangelo's David with all its glory. By wearing this apron you'll instally be a classic hit at any BBQ or party. Its a great ice breaker and most of all shows everyone what's under the hood.Picture: The original Statue of DavidWording: Michelangelo's David Colour: BlackApron Size: 70 cm wideApron Height: 86 cm high...
Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt
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T-Shirts

Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt - Black

GTGOM003
$17.95
Keep your Grumpy Old Man cool, calm and collected (for a while, anyway) with a Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt. Let the Grumpy Old Man knows he means the world to you. Maybe he’ll manage to mumble “thanks” or maybe you’ll even get (gasp) a smile from him? Material: 100% CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE
King of The BBQ - Personalised Apron
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Personalised Aprons

Personalised King of The BBQ Apron

SSKTBBA01
$39.95
This personalised apron with the sayings "(Name) King of the BBQ" is a great gift for none other than well THE King of the BBQ himself. Let the royal highness know how awesome he is and that he is appreciated. This custom made apron comes in black or beige with glitter gold crown makes an amazing gift for Father's day, Christmas or birthdays. How to...
Pop's Shed Novelty Number Plate
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Number Plate

Pop's Shed Novelty Number Plate

HBPSN01
$24.95
Mark your pop's territory with this metal number plate.  Hang it with pride on his garage or shed's wall.Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L)Origin: Proudly Australian MadeNote: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on roads.
The Wine Bottle Glass
Available
Mug, Flask & Glass

The Wine Bottle Glass

MDIWBG04
$24.95
Who cares about sharing when you can have the whole bottle all to yourself? This ultimate wine glass looks just like a wine bottle but with a convenient wine glass on top. Great as a decanter too if you can't have the whole bottle to yourself. Capacity to hold an entire 750 ml bottle of wine. 
Drinking Lucky Bird - 1
Available
Kids Toys & Games

Drinking Lucky Bird Duncan

MDI Australia
MDIBD003
$16.95
This classic novelty drinking bird is a scientific wonder. Dip head in water and the liquid inside will flow upside down to make Duncan bob. This seemingly simple device uses the principles of thermodynamics to maintain a constant bobbing motion.
Drinking Glasses
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Gag Gifts

Drinking Glasses

MDIDG12
$4.95
Drinking glasses are the fun novelty with endless possibilities. Great for kids and adult alike, both will find this goofy fun toy an amusing way to get them to drink their milk or fruit juice hassle free as the liquid travels around your eyes and into your mouth.  Idea: Compete in long straw chug competitions like never before at your next party!
Ring For Beer Bell
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Novelty Gifts

Ring For Beer Bell

LMRFBC06
$8.95
Handy little bell with "Ring For Beer" text. Perfect for birthdays or to spoilt beer lovers – ring the bell and wait for beer!
Head Tickler and Extendable Back Scratcher Set
Available
Personal Care

Head Tickler and Extendable Back Scratcher Set

MDILCS006
$14.95
Head tickler and back scratcher set perfect for double relaxation.  Head ticker will gently massage your head to instantly relieve tensions, stress and fatique. Back scracther expands up to 53cm long and has a handy pen clip for easy storage.
The Rodfather Fishing T-Shirt
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T-Shirts

The Rodfather Fishing T-Shirt

VTRFT001
$17.95
Great t-shirt for the fishing enthusiast. Material: CottonColour: Navy Blue SIZE GUIDE
Warning Retired T-Shirt
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T-Shirts

Warning Retired T-Shirt

GTWR001
$17.95
A great gift for the retiree who can handle a little bit of humour in his life.  Material: CottonColour: Navy Blue SIZE GUIDE
Ring for Sex Bell
Available
Novelty Gifts

Ring for Sex Bell

MDIRSB06
$8.95
Cute and sexy bell serving the one and only purpose.  Ring the bell and get what you want *wink
Roll Up Magnetic Dartboard & Bulls Eye
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Other Games

Roll Up Magnetic Dartboard & Bulls Eye

AARMDB06
$34.95
The Roll Up Magnetic Dartboard and Bulls Eye with magnetic darts is the real deal! These darts have no point, yet stick to the board ike they should. All the fun of darts with no unwanted holes in your wall!  Includes: Magnetic dartboard on 1 side & magnetic bulls eye on the other side. 6 very powerful magnets. 45cm x 34cm (6mm thick)
Evolution of Man T-Shirt
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T-Shirts

Evolution of Man Fishing T-Shirt

GTEMT01
$17.95
That's right! The evolution of man explains it all - we are born to fish! Great t-shirt for the fishing enthusiast. Material: CottonColour: Navy Blue SIZE GUIDE
Aussie $100 Toilet Roll
Available
Novelty Gifts

Aussie $100 Toilet Roll

MDAHTP12
$8.95
Live like you're filthy rich with this soft toilet paper with the Australian $100 note printed in full colour. Impress your guests with this ultimate luxury item. Excellent novelty gift that is sure to make anyone chuckle.
Sandal Old Fart Socks
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Novelty Socks

Sandal Old Fart Socks

MDI Australia
MDISOFS04
$12.95
Comfy socks with sandal pattern. Avoid a socks with sandals fashion faux pas – just wear socks that look like you have sandals on!And to add on to the fun, when you put your feet up to rest, the word Old Fart shows. One size fits most
Grenade Mug
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Mug, Flask & Glass

Grenade Mug

MDI Australia
MDIGM004
$21.95
This real-looking grenade mug is inspired by the well-known Mills Bomb style grenade used during the World War I. What a great gift for your friend in the defence force or your boss with a short temper. Great Father's Day gift too for your quirky dad!Made from high quality ceramic Dishwasher safe 
Fake Sunscreen Secret Flask - 1
Available
Novelty Gifts

Fake Sunscreen Secret Flask

Big Mouth! Inc
SYBSSF02
$19.95
Cheeky flask perfect for smuggling alcohol to the beach, picnics or summer festivals. Looks just like a real tube of sunscreen. Holds approximately 230 ml of "fun in the sun". Don't forget to slip, shot, slap!
On The Rocks Whisky Cooling Stones
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Barware

On The Rocks Whisky Cooling Stones

MDI Australia
MDIOTR03
$16.95 $19.95
Reusable 'ice cubes' that you can use over and over again. Contains 9 rocks that also come in a black velvet storage pouch.
Mini Desk Blower - World's Smallest Blower - 2
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Novelty Gifts

Mini Desk Blower - World's Smallest Blower

MDIMDB012
$19.95
USB-powered mini blower that's perfectly sized to whisk away the crumbs on your desk Ultra useful for cleaning keyboards, monitors, PC fans and in general for all PC components, the original mini USB blow away fan connects directly to any USB drive.  Bright vibrant orange colour with a detachable black nozzle and an extra long 1.5 metre cable and it...
Tuxedo T-Shirt Long Sleeves - 1
  • On Sale / -$3.00
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Novelty Clothing

Tuxedo T-Shirt Long Sleeves

GTTT002
$21.95 $24.95
Long Sleeves Tuxedo T-shirt featuring tuxedo print with red bowtie.  Great winter wear for special occasion or just every day wear!  Material: 100% combed cotton; 200gsm high quality and soft fabric.Regular Fit with crew neck and cuffed sleeves Care Instructions: Cold hand wash or gentle wash only Use mild detergent Avoid fabric softener or bleach...
mini desk vacuum world's smallest - 1
Available
Matured Mum

Mini Desk Vacuum - World's Smallest Vacuum Cleaner

MDIWSVC12
$19.95
Fear not the rising tide of dust and crumbs - for this mini desk vacuum is here to take the bad things away with ease. The perfect little companion for your desktop because  it can reach tight places like your keyboard and it really sucks! Handy desktop size with with reusable filter, extra long 1.5 metre cables and 2 attachments. Size: 11cm x 4.2cm x...
The Man The Myth The Legend - Personalised Apron Black - 1
Available
Personalised Aprons

Personalised The Man The Myth The Legend Apron

SSMMLPA01
$39.95
Funny personalised apron with the sayings "(NAME) THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND". Great gift for none other than the man himself for Father's Day, Christmas, birthday or just because. Apron comes in black or beige with a variety of print colour to choose from.  How to Order  First select the colour of the apron and print in the drop down menu. Then enter...
Weed Card Game
Available
Other Games

Weed Card Game

Kheper Games
MDIWCG08
$9.95
Novelty card game that explores the art of growing pot. Strategy-based game where you compete to grow the most pot and block other players from succeeding. For 2-4 players – or add an extra deck for up to 6 players. Price is for one deck of card only.
For Fox Sake Inside Out Mug
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Mug, Flask & Glass

For Fox Sake Inside Out Mug

LMFFSM03
$16.95
A lovely mug with beautiful inside-the-mug art for the 'true lady'.  Size: 400ml
The Golf Father T-Shirt
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T-Shirts

The Golf Father T-Shirt

VTTGF001
$17.95
This golf father t-shirt is the perfect gift for any golfing dad. Material: CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE
Sandal Socks by Ginger Fox - 2
Available
Novelty Socks

Sandal Socks by Ginger Fox

CGSSS112
$14.95
Improve your socks appeal with these classic fashion statements. Who says socks and sandals aren’t cool? Fits men size 5 - 11
Poo In Progress Warning Sign - 1
Available
Gag Gifts

Poo In Progress Warning Sign

MDI Australia
MDIPIPWS06
$12.95
Prevent disturbances with this helpful sign. Size: 12cm x 25cm x 1.5cm
Grumpy Old Man Cap - 1
Available
Caps

Grumpy Old Man Cap

GTGOM002
$17.95
Keep your Grumpy Old Man cool, calm and collected (for a while, anyway) with a Grumpy Old Man Cap. Let the Grumpy Old Man knows he means the world to you. Features: Made from 100% cotton One size fits most - a metal clip at the back of the cap allows you to adjust the size Hand wash only
Senior Moments Wisdom Flip Book
Available
Books

Senior Moments Wisdom Flip Book

MDI Australia
MDISMW03
$16.95
Flipbook with wit and wisdom from and for the seniors featuring new witticism every day. Free standing for your desk or wall mountable. Great retirement gift or gag gift for the senior citizens.
On The Rocks Whisky Cooling Stones
Available
Barware

Whisky Bullets (Set of 4)

MDIWB43
$27.95
Have your shot full strength without the dilution of ice. Stainless steel with food safe freezing gel. Classy magentic clasp packaging with 4 bullets and 1 velvet bag
The Grillfather - Personalised Apron Black - 1
Available
Personalised Aprons

Personalised The Grillfather Apron

SSTGFPA01
$39.95
Black or beige personalised apron with the sayings "(NAME) THE GRILLFATHER". Great gift for none other than the grill father himself on Father's Day, Christmas, birthday or just because.  How to Order  First select the colour of the apron and print in the drop down menu. Then enter the name of the recipient clearly in the custom box below. We suggest...
Port Sippers - Set of 4
Available
Glassware

Port Sippers - Set of 4

WAPS006
$21.95
Port sippers are a charming way to serve desert wines and liquors. These unique hand blownport sippers are guaranteed to be a conversation piece at your next party or gathering. Dimension: 7cm (H)
Sudoku Toilet Roll
Available
Bathroom

Sudoku Toilet Roll

TPSTR04
$8.95
Grab a pen, take your seat and get your brain ticking with this sudoku toilet roll. Not only will you be improving your brain power but this toilet paper will be sure to beat the boredom the old school way without the risk of having your mobile phone ended up in the toilet. Contains 285 sheets of sudoku puzzle.
Grumpy Old Men's Club T-Shirt
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T-Shirts

Grumpy Old Men's Club T-Shirt

VTGMC001
$17.95
Let the Grumpy Old Man embrace his grumpiness with this funny t-shirt.  Maybe when he reads what's on the t-shirt, you’ll even get (gasp) a smile from him? Material: 100% CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE
How Was Your Day Wine Glass
Available
Glassware

How Was Your Day Wine Glass

WVHWYDWG01
$21.95
The most accurate mood measuring tool yet. Cut right to the chase with this popular wine glass. It’s a great gift for the wine lover or the hard worker and don’t forget the wine! holds 12 ounces of your favorite beverage high quality, easy-to-clean glass
Stainless Steel Beer Hammer - Bottle Opener & Ice Crusher
Available
Bottle Opener

Stainless Steel Beer Hammer - Bottle Opener & Ice Crusher

Big Mouth! Inc
MDIBH06
$14.95
The ultimate multitool for every man is the "Beer Hammer"- it features a stainless steel hammer that not only hammers nails but breaks ice and will open beer bottles. Made from quality stainless steel this beer hammer is the ultimate gift for any bloke who loves his beer!
Automatic Card Shuffler
Available
Playing Cards

Automatic Card Shuffler

MPACS01
$24.95
Automatic Card Shuffler makes shuffling a breeze. Just a touch of a button and the shuffler will shuffles up to 2 decks of cards. A must have for the poker nights. Requires 4 x AA batteries (not included) *Playing Cards not included
Public Toilet Survival Kit
Available
Personal Care

Public Toilet Survival Kit

OLPTK012
$9.95
This survival kit ensures you a bacteria-free experience in any public toilet. Complete with two antiseptic wipes, a pair of disposable latex-free gloves and a toilet seat cover, this 9.5 cm tall small but practical can of emergency supplies will save your booty from being contaminated. 1 tin only
Shot Glass Roulette
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Drinking Games

Shot Glass Roulette

MDI Australia
MDISGR03
$19.95 $24.95
Shot Glass Roulette is the ultimate drinking game for any party! With just a few simple steps, you can be on your way to hours of drunken fun. First, choose your victim - or lucky participant. Then place bets on who will drink next. Finally, let the spinning wheel decide your fate! If your number comes up, down the shot glass goes! This set includes...
Fitzroy's Storm Glass - 28 cm - 1
Available
Home Decorations & Furnishing

Fitzroy's Storm Glass - 28 cm

HJFSG28
$34.95
The Fitzroy's Storm Glass is an amazing little thing and a fancy bit of science that will help you to accurately predict the weather to come. Popularised by Admiral Robert Fitzroy after his historic voyage on the HMS Beagle, you can now forecast the weather too by observing the appearance of the liquid in the glass. When the temperature and pressure of...
The Boss Apron
Available
Aprons & Chef Hats

The Boss Apron

Walk Tall Studios
WTSBA001
$34.95
Show everyone who is the boss with this funny apron. Great for the barbie, in the kitchen or simply wear it around the house for the extra ego boost!Features: 70cm wide x 85cm long Adjustable neck strap and tie-up waist straps One size fits most adults 100% thick cotton
Anti Bullshit Spray
Available
Gag Gifts

Anti Bullshit Spray

LMABS03
$11.95
How many people do you know who could benefit from a gift like this Anti Bullshit Spray? It will freshen any room after a nasty bout of bullshit. Pass it to the offender and keep them quiet if only for a short while, or use it yourself for instant relief after the gossiper has left. This makes a great Secret Santa gift or funny Birthday present from Find...
Neon Step & Wheel Liquid Timer
Available
Novelty Gifts

Neon Step & Wheel Liquid Timer

MDINSLT03
$11.95
Watch the neon green liquid ooze drip down in a zig zag pattern. When you flip it over the blue gel drips down to spin the wheel. An entertaining toy for all ages, everyone will find themselves entranced in watching it. Size: 4cm x 5cm x 12cm
Flip Flop Socks by Ginger Fox
Available
Novelty Socks

Flip Flop Socks by Ginger Fox

CGFFS012
$14.95
There's always one hardy soul who will never admit summer is over and wears their trusty flip flops / thongs through the year. These Flip Flop Socks are perfect for beach bums everywhere. With their blue and white striped soles, funky blue straps and even knobbly ankle detailing, wearing these socks is almost as good as lazing around on warm sands...
Magnetic Beer Basket Bottle Opener - 2
Available
Bottle Opener

Magnetic Beer Basket Bottle Opener

MDIMBBO04
$14.95
With the Magnetic Beer Basket Bottle Opener, you can make opening beer bottles a slam dunk! This fun and easy-to-use bottle opener will easily stick to your fridge with a strong magnet, so all you have to do is pop off the caps and they'll be automatically caught in the basketball net below. Whether you're shooting some hoops or just kicking back and...
Do Not Disturb, I'm Gaming Socks - 1
Available
Birthday Gifts for Grandad

Do Not Disturb, I'm Gaming Socks

ARCDGS06
$12.95
Let your socks do the talking! Socks on, Feet up, game on! Size: Fits women size 5 - 12, men size 6 - 11
Smiling Poo Shit Happens Socks
Available
Novelty Socks

Smiling Poo Shit Happens Socks

MDISPFS04
$12.95
Comfy socks with funny soles! Featuring smiling poos all over the socks and the fun part is when you put your feet up at the end of the day, socks says, Shit Happens. One size fits most.
Stubby Cooler Secret Flask
Available
Mug, Flask & Glass

Stubby Cooler Secret Flask

MDISCF005
$19.95
This cheeky stubby cooler disguised as a water bottle so take your booze with you everywhere you go. Unscrew the bottom to put your beer bottle inside, then unscrew the cap to drink your beer with no one knowing! Features: Lined with neoprene to keep your stubby ice cold Handy bottle opener keyring attached to the lid
I Don't Need A Recipe I'm Greek Apron
Available
Aprons & Chef Hats

I Don't Need A Recipe I'm Greek Apron

WTSGRA
$29.95
Are you Greek or know someone? Well now you can wear you countries pride while you cook!Wording: I don't need a recipe ... I'm Greek Kali Orexi!Colour: BlackApron Size: 70 cm wideApron Height: 86 cm high 100% Thick Cotton Bib Apron Adjustable neck strap and tie-up waist straps One Size Fits Most Adults
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