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Tuxedo T-Shirt
Available
T-Shirts

Tuxedo T-Shirt

TUX001
$16.95
This awesome tuxedo t-shirt features the classic Tuxedo print. When worn it could make you feel like you're going to a fancy dress party. This is the shirt of all shirts and a must-have tee for any man looking to impress on a casual level. The print features a small flower on the right and is comfortable to wear. Perfect for um... weddings or just...
10-in-1 Credit Card Multi-Tool
Available
Novelty Gifts

10-in-1 Credit Card Multi-Tool

MDI Australia
MDICCMT12
$6.95
Be prepared for anything with the multi-tool that fits perfectly in your wallet. Can opener, knife, screwdriver, ruler, bottle opener, saw blade, directional ancillary indicator, 2 position wrench, 4 position wrench and wing nut wrench (phew).
Instant Table Tennis
Available
Novelty Gifts

Instant Table Tennis

AAITT06
$34.95
This clever table tennis set allows you to play the game on virtually any table top. The instant table tennis set is perfect for travel or home use and the compact design makes it easy to store and take anywhere. The posts holding the net instantly clasp around the table edge and the net automatically stretches between the two posts keeping it tight...
BBQ Branding Iron
Available
BBQ

BBQ Branding Iron

Unbranded
MDIBBI006
$29.95
Cooking steaks to perfection is an art. The BBQ Branding Iron comes with 52 letters and spaces that are easy to change by hand without additional tools. It's the perfect "Do It Yourself" bbq tool! How you serve them is personal, so why not personalise that service by branding in your own name, a witty expression or anything else that you can think of?
Arse and Face Novelty Soap - 1
Available
Gag Gifts

Arse and Face Novelty Soap

MDI Australia
MDIAFS06
$14.95
This silly novelty bar of soap has 2 sides. One side for your face and the other side for your bum. And yes it is 100% soap, just something different to put in the shower. Perfect for the man who uses soap for his face, body, hair and well.. arse..
Kids Tuxedo T-Shirt
Available
Kids Clothing

Kids Tuxedo T-Shirt

GTKTT001
$14.95
This tuxedo t-shirt features the classic Tuxedo print, when only the best will do! Perfect for um... weddings or just every day wear!  Material: Cotton Colour: BlackPrint On: Silk screen-printed and will not wash out.Sizing: Size is running a little small for this design, go a size up if you are in between sizes.
Crap Jokes Toilet Roll
Available
Bathroom

Crap Jokes Toilet Roll

MDICJTP12
$8.95
Enjoy some toilet humour while on the lavatory! Toilet paper printed with crap jokes to help pass the time. Excellent novelty gift that is sure to make anyone chuckle.
Michelangelo's David Apron
Available
Aprons & Chef Hats

Michelangelo's David Apron

WTSMDA
$34.95
This novelty apron has a picture of Michelangelo's David with all its glory. By wearing this apron you'll instally be a classic hit at any BBQ or party. Its a great ice breaker and most of all shows everyone what's under the hood.Picture: The original Statue of DavidWording: Michelangelo's David Colour: BlackApron Size: 70 cm wideApron Height: 86 cm high...
Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt
Available
T-Shirts

Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt - Black

GTGOM003
$17.95
Keep your Grumpy Old Man cool, calm and collected (for a while, anyway) with a Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt. Let the Grumpy Old Man knows he means the world to you. Maybe he’ll manage to mumble “thanks” or maybe you’ll even get (gasp) a smile from him? Material: 100% CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE
Pop's Shed Novelty Number Plate
Available
Number Plate

Pop's Shed Novelty Number Plate

HBPSN01
$24.95
Mark your pop's territory with this metal number plate.  Hang it with pride on his garage or shed's wall.Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L)Origin: Proudly Australian MadeNote: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on roads.
The Wine Bottle Glass
Available
Mug, Flask & Glass

The Wine Bottle Glass

MDIWBG04
$19.95
Who cares about sharing when you can have the whole bottle all to yourself? This ultimate wine glass looks just like a wine bottle but with a convenient wine glass on top. Great as a decanter too if you can't have the whole bottle to yourself. Capacity to hold an entire 750 ml bottle of wine. 
The Beard Catcher
Available
Personal Care for Him

The Beard Catcher

IOTBC024
$19.95
The Beard Catcher is exactly what the name says it is - it catchers your beard during your routine trim. Simply stick the 2 suction cups to the mirror, loop the domed apron onto the hooks and voila! no more hair all over the bathroom sink! The perfect gift for your bearded partner, dad, grandad, or anyone who would find this smart invention a handy...
.50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener
Available
Bottle Opener

.50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener

Big Mouth! Inc
MDIBBO06
$14.95
Bottle opener for the real man. Made from a .50 caliber bullet 14.3cm long
Ring For Beer Bell
Available
Novelty Gifts

Ring For Beer Bell

LMRFBC06
$8.95
Handy little bell with "Ring for Beer" text. Perfect for birthdays or the spoilt beer lovers – ring the bell and wait for beer!
Wallet Ninja
Available
Novelty Gifts

Wallet Ninja

Thumbs Up UK
TUWN002
$16.95
The Wallet Ninja is the ideal gadget for the every day warrior. 16 tools are included in one nifty gadget to help you tackle life’s little challenges on a daily basis. Includes: 3 screwdrivers; 6 hex head nuts & bolts; bottle, can & letter opener; box cutter; ruler, phone stand & peeler TSA approved for carry on during flights 1.5mm of 4 x heat...
Drinking Lucky Bird
Available
Other Games

Drinking Lucky Bird Duncan

MDI Australia
MDIBD003
$12.95
This classic novelty drinking bird is a scientific wonder. Dip head in water and the liquid inside will flow upside down to make Duncan bob. This seemingly simple device uses the principles of thermodynamics to maintain a constant bobbing motion.
Evolution of Man T-Shirt
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T-Shirts

Evolution of Man Fishing T-Shirt

GTEMT01
$17.95
That's right! The evolution of man explains it all - we are born to fish! Great t-shirt for the fishing enthusiast. Material: CottonColour: Navy Blue SIZE GUIDE
Grenade Mug
Available
Mug, Flask & Glass

Grenade Mug

MDI Australia
MDIGM004
$19.95
This real-looking grenade mug is inspired by the well-known Mills Bomb style grenade used during the World War I. What a great gift for your friend in the defence force or your boss with a short temper. Great Father's Day gift too for your quirky dad!Made from high quality ceramic Dishwasher safe 
Fake Sunscreen Secret Flask - 1
Available
Novelty Gifts

Fake Sunscreen Secret Flask

Big Mouth! Inc
SYBSSF02
$19.95
Cheeky flask perfect for smuggling alcohol to the beach, picnics or summer festivals. Looks just like a real tube of sunscreen. Holds approximately 230 ml of "fun in the sun". Don't forget to slip, shot, slap!
Warning Retired T-Shirt
Available
T-Shirts

Warning Retired T-Shirt

GTWR001
$17.95
A great gift for the retiree who can handle a little bit of humour in his life.  Material: CottonColour: Navy Blue SIZE GUIDE
Ring for Sex Bell
Available
Novelty Gifts

Ring for Sex Bell

MDIRSB06
$8.95
Cute and sexy bell serving the one and only purpose.  Ring the bell and get what you want *wink
Sandal Old Fart Socks
Available
Socks or Jocks

Sandal Old Fart Socks

MDI Australia
MDISOFS04
$12.95
Comfy socks with sandal pattern. Avoid a socks with sandals fashion faux pas – just wear socks that look like you have sandals on!And to add on to the fun, when you put your feet up to rest, the word Old Fart shows. One size fits most
Metal Wine Rack Fits 152 Bottles
Available
Wine Holder / Rack

Metal Wine Rack Fits 152 Bottles

Dropship
WAMWR01
$299.95
An economical way to store your personal wine collection. This popular metal wine rack is perfect to display your collection in an aesthetically pleasant & economical way.Powder coated to protect your labels, sturdy and durable, this piece is perfect at $1.30 per bottle for both an extensive cellar and the growing collection. For additional styling,...
Drinking Glasses
Available
Gag Gifts

Drinking Glasses

MDIDG12
$4.95
Drinking glasses are the fun novelty with endless possibilities. Great for kids and adult alike, both will find this goofy fun toy an amusing way to get them to drink their milk or fruit juice hassle free as the liquid travels around your eyes and into your mouth.  Idea: Compete in long straw chug competitions like never before at your next party!
On The Rocks Whisky Cooling Stones
Available
Home Bar

On The Rocks Whisky Cooling Stones

MDI Australia
MDIOTR03
$19.95
Reusable 'ice cubes' that you can use over and over again. Contains 9 rocks that also come in a black velvet storage pouch.
The Rodfather Fishing T-Shirt
Available
T-Shirts

The Rodfather Fishing T-Shirt

VTRFT001
$17.95
Great t-shirt for the fishing enthusiast. Material: CottonColour: Navy Blue SIZE GUIDE
Head Tickler and Extendable Back Scratcher Set
Available
Personal Care

Head Tickler and Extendable Back Scratcher Set

MDILCS006
$12.95
Head tickler and back scratcher set perfect for double relaxation.  Head ticker will gently massage your head to instantly relieve tensions, stress and fatique. Back scracther expands up to 53cm long and has a handy pen clip for easy storage.
Weed Card Game
Available
Other Games

Weed Card Game

Kheper Games
MDIWCG08
$9.95
Novelty card game that explores the art of growing pot. Strategy-based game where you compete to grow the most pot and block other players from succeeding. For 2-4 players – or add an extra deck for up to 6 players. Price is for one deck of card only.
The Grill Sergeant Apron with Built In Bottle Opener
Available
Aprons & Chef Hats

The Grill Sergeant Apron with Built In Bottle Opener

WVGSA01
$34.95
Own the grill with this AWESOME camouflage grilling apron. It holds everything the king of the barbie needs including 6 cans of beer, bottle opener, and more pockets for condiments, sauces and tools.  Made from 100% cotton, one size fits all, fully adjustable length. Note: Shirt not included
Aussie $100 Toilet Roll
Available
Novelty Gifts

Aussie $100 Toilet Roll

MDAHTP12
$8.95
Live like you're filthy rich with this soft toilet paper with the Australian $100 note printed in full colour. Impress your guests with this ultimate luxury item. Excellent novelty gift that is sure to make anyone chuckle.
Bob The Boozer Beverage Cushion - 1
Available
Home Decorations & Furnishing

Bob The Boozer Beverage Cushion

IOBTBC015
$39.95
By day, the pocket cushion disguises as a stylish cushion that would fit in any modern lounge-room. By night, you flip the cushion over and transforms it into a handy beer holder. Holds 2 beverages - beer bottles and/or wine glasses, TV remote control and smartphone. Features: MaterialOuter case - cotton Fill - poly cottonPockets - neoprene Size:...
Senior Moments Wisdom Flip Book
Available
Books

Senior Moments Wisdom Flip Book

MDI Australia
MDISMW03
$16.95
Flipbook with wit and wisdom from and for the seniors featuring new witticism every day. Free standing for your desk or wall mountable. Great retirement gift or gag gift for the senior citizens.
The Golf Father T-Shirt
Available
T-Shirts

The Golf Father T-Shirt

VTTGF001
$17.95
This golf father t-shirt is the perfect gift for any golfing dad. Material: CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE
How Was Your Day Wine Glass
Available
Glassware

How Was Your Day Wine Glass

WVHWYDWG01
$21.95
The most accurate mood measuring tool yet. Cut right to the chase with this popular wine glass. It’s a great gift for the wine lover or the hard worker and don’t forget the wine! holds 12 ounces of your favorite beverage high quality, easy-to-clean glass
Port Sippers - Set of 4
Available
Glassware

Port Sippers - Set of 4

WAPS006
$19.95
Port sippers are a charming way to serve desert wines and liquors. These unique hand blownport sippers are guaranteed to be a conversation piece at your next party or gathering. Dimension: 7cm (H)
mini desk vacuum world's smallest - 1
Available
Computer Accessories

Mini Desk Vacuum - World's Smallest Vacuum Cleaner

MDIWSVC12
$19.95
Fear not the rising tide of dust and crumbs - for this mini desk vacuum is here to take the bad things away with ease. The perfect little companion for your desktop because  it can reach tight places like your keyboard and it really sucks! Handy desktop size with with reusable filter, extra long 1.5 metre cables and 2 attachments. Size: 11cm x 4.2cm x...
King of The BBQ - Personalised Apron
Available
Personalised Aprons

Personalised King of The BBQ Apron

SSKTBBA01
$34.95
This personalised apron with the sayings "(Name) King of the BBQ" is a great gift for none other than well THE King of the BBQ himself. Let the royal highness know how awesome he is and that he is appreciated. This custom made apron comes in black or beige with glitter gold crown makes an amazing gift for Father's day, Christmas or birthdays. How to...
Automatic Card Shuffler
Available
Playing Cards

Automatic Card Shuffler

MPACS01
$24.95
Automatic Card Shuffler makes shuffling a breeze. Just a touch of a button and the shuffler will shuffles up to 2 decks of cards. A must have for the poker nights. Requires 4 x AA batteries (not included) *Playing Cards not included
For Fox Sake Inside Out Mug
Available
Mug, Flask & Glass

For Fox Sake Inside Out Mug

LMFFSM03
$16.95
A lovely mug with beautiful inside-the-mug art for the 'true lady'.  Size: 400ml
The Man The Myth The Legend - Personalised Apron Black - 1
Available
Personalised Aprons

Personalised The Man The Myth The Legend Apron

SSMMLPA01
$34.95
Funny personalised apron with the sayings "(NAME) THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND". Great gift for none other than the man himself for Father's Day, Christmas, birthday or just because. Apron comes in black or beige with a variety of print colour to choose from.  How to Order  First select the colour of the apron and print in the drop down menu. Then enter...
Dad's Shed Novelty Number Plate - 1
Available
Number Plate

Dad's Shed Novelty Number Plate

HBDSN01
$24.95
Mark your dad's territory with this metal number plate.  Hang it with pride on his garage or shed's wall.Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L)Origin: Proudly Australian MadeNote: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on road
On The Rocks Whisky Cooling Stones
Available
Home Bar

Whisky Bullets (Set of 4)

MDIWB43
$29.95
Have your shot full strength without the dilution of ice. Stainless steel with food safe freezing gel. Classy magentic clasp packaging with 4 bullets and 1 velvet bag
Anti Bullshit Spray
Available
Gag Gifts

Anti Bullshit Spray

LMABS03
$11.95
How many people do you know who could benefit from a gift like this Anti Bullshit Spray? It will freshen any room after a nasty bout of bullshit. Pass it to the offender and keep them quiet if only for a short while, or use it yourself for instant relief after the gossiper has left. This makes a great Secret Santa gift or funny Birthday present from Find...
Poppit Stress Sheets - 1
Available
Novelty Gifts

Poppit Stress Sheets

TUPPSS02
$7.95
Once you pop - it's tricky to stop. Pop to your heart's content with these 14 sheets of bubble wrap-inspired goodness.
Mini Desk Blower - World's Smallest Blower - 2
Available
Novelty Gifts

Mini Desk Blower - World's Smallest Blower

MDIMDB012
$19.95
USB-powered mini blower that's perfectly sized to whisk away the crumbs on your desk Ultra useful for cleaning keyboards, monitors, PC fans and in general for all PC components, the original mini USB blow away fan connects directly to any USB drive.  Bright vibrant orange colour with a detachable black nozzle and an extra long 1.5 metre cable and it...
Port Decanter & 4 Piece Sipper Set
Available
Glassware

Port Decanter & 4 Piece Sipper Set

WAPD4006
$39.95
This port decanter & 4 piece sipper set is a charming way to serve desert wines and liquors. These unique hand blown port sippers and decanter are guaranteed to be a conversation piece at your next party or gathering. Dimensions:Decanter : 29cm (H) 13.5cm (W)Sipper : 7cm (H)
Poo In Progress Warning Sign - 1
Available
Gag Gifts

Poo In Progress Warning Sign

MDI Australia
MDIPIPWS06
$12.95
Prevent disturbances with this helpful sign. Size: 12cm x 25cm x 1.5cm
Stainless Steel Beer Hammer - Bottle Opener & Ice Crusher
Available
Bottle Opener

Stainless Steel Beer Hammer - Bottle Opener & Ice Crusher

Big Mouth! Inc
MDIBH06
$14.95
The ultimate multitool for every man is the "Beer Hammer"- it features a stainless steel hammer that not only hammers nails but breaks ice and will open beer bottles. Made from quality stainless steel this beer hammer is the ultimate gift for any bloke who loves his beer!
Grumpy Old Men's Club T-Shirt
Available
T-Shirts

Grumpy Old Men's Club T-Shirt

VTGMC001
$17.95
Let the Grumpy Old Man embrace his grumpiness with this funny t-shirt.  Maybe when he reads what's on the t-shirt, you’ll even get (gasp) a smile from him? Material: 100% CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE
Fitzroy's Storm Glass - 28 cm
Available
Homewares

Fitzroy's Storm Glass - 28 cm

HJFSG28
$29.95
The Fitzroy's Storm Glass is an amazing little things and a fancy bit of science that will help you to accurately predict the the weather to come. Popularised by Admiral Robert Fitzroy after his historic voyage on the HMS Beagle, you can now forecast the weather too by observing the appearance of the liquid in the glass. When the temperature and pressure...
Shot Glass Roulette
Available
Drinking Games

Shot Glass Roulette

MDI Australia
MDISGR03
$19.95
Place your bets and take your chances - Let the golden wheel determine your fate and sobriety To play, simply turn the wheel to see whose number is up. If your shot glass corresponds to the number played, empty the glass and spin it again! Drinking games set includes: spinning roulette wheel two balls 16 numbered glass shot glasses, each holding 1...
Port Pipes - set of 2
Available
Glassware

Port Pipes - Set of 2

WAPP006
$24.95
These hand-blown port pipes with extra-long stems allow you to maximise your port tasting experience with ultimate style and sophistication! Comes in a set of 2.
I Don't Need A Recipe I'm Greek Apron
Available
Aprons & Chef Hats

I Don't Need A Recipe I'm Greek Apron

WTSGRA
$29.95
Are you Greek or know someone? Well now you can wear you countries pride while you cook!Wording: I don't need a recipe ... I'm Greek Kali Orexi!Colour: BlackApron Size: 70 cm wideApron Height: 86 cm high 100% Thick Cotton Bib Apron Adjustable neck strap and tie-up waist straps One Size Fits Most Adults
Neon Step & Wheel Liquid Timer
Available
Novelty Gifts

Neon Step & Wheel Liquid Timer

MDINSLT03
$10.95
Watch the neon green liquid ooze drip down in a zig zag pattern. When you flip it over the blue gel drips down to spin the wheel. An entertaining toy for all ages, everyone will find themselves entranced in watching it. Size: 4cm x 5cm x 12cm
Smiling Poo Shit Happens Socks
Available
Socks or Jocks

Smiling Poo Shit Happens Socks

MDISPFS04
$12.95
Comfy socks with funny soles! Featuring smiling poos all over the socks and the fun part is when you put your feet up at the end of the day, socks says, Shit Happens. One size fits most.
Stand Clear Man Cooking Apron
Available
Aprons & Chef Hats

Stand Clear Man Cooking Apron

WTSSCA01
$29.95
You know what to do when you see a man wearing this apron. You're right! - You stand clear!Great gift for either the seasoned cook or the man who only use the kitchen once in a while.  Either way, he will love it. Material: 100% thick cotton
Rainbow Pride Socks - 1 Pair - 1
Available
Socks or Jocks

Rainbow Pride Socks - 1 Pair

GGSSRS06
$9.95
Note: Price is for one pair of socks only, a random colour will be sent Be bold, be proud and wear the rainbow socks with pride. Features: One size fits all Crew style Made from 80% cotton, 17% nylon and 3% elastane Care instructions: Warm machine wash, tumble dry low, do not bleach
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