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Novelty

Tuxedo T-Shirt

GTTT001

$16.95

This tuxedo t-shirt features the classic Tuxedo print, when only the best will do! Perfect for um... weddings or just every day wear! Material: Cotton Colour: BlackPrint On: Silk screen-printed and will not wash out. SIZE GUIDE BELOW

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Novelty Gifts

10-in-1 Credit Card Multi-Tool

MDI Australia

MDICCMT12

$6.95

Be prepared for anything with the multi-tool that fits perfectly in your wallet. Can opener, knife, screwdriver, ruler, bottle opener, saw blade, directional ancillary indicator, 2 position wrench, 4 position wrench and wing nut wrench (phew).

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Novelty Gifts

Instant Table Tennis

AAITT06

$39.95

This clever table tennis set allows you to play the game on virtually any table top. The instant table tennis set is perfect for travel or home use and the compact design makes it easy to store and take anywhere. The posts holding the net instantly clasp around the table edge and the net automatically stretches between the two posts keeping it tight...

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Gag Gifts

Arse and Face Novelty Soap

MDI Australia

MDIAFS06

$14.95

This silly novelty bar of soap has 2 sides. One side for your face and the other side for your bum. And yes it is 100% soap, just something different to put in the shower. Perfect for the man who uses soap for his face, body, hair and well.. arse..

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BBQ

BBQ Branding Iron

Unbranded

MDIBBI006

$29.95

Cooking steaks to perfection is an art. The BBQ Branding Iron comes with 52 letters and spaces that are easy to change by hand without additional tools. It's the perfect "Do It Yourself" bbq tool! How you serve them is personal, so why not personalise that service by branding in your own name, a witty expression or anything else that you can think of?

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Kids Clothing

Kids Tuxedo T-Shirt

GTKTT001

$11.95

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Bathroom

Crap Jokes Toilet Roll

MDICJTP12

$8.95

Enjoy some toilet humour while on the toilet! Toilet paper printed with crap jokes to help pass the time. Excellent novelty gift that is sure to make anyone chuckle.

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Number Plate

Pop's Shed Novelty Number Plate

HBPSN01

$24.95

Mark your pop's territory with this metal number plate. Hang it with pride on his garage or shed's wall.Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L)Origin: Proudly Australian MadeNote: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on roads.

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Mug, Flask & Glass

The Wine Bottle Glass

MDIWBG04

$19.95

Who cares about sharing when you can have the whole bottle all to yourself? This ultimate wine glass looks just like a wine bottle but with a convenient wine glass on top. Great as a decanter too if you can't have the whole bottle to yourself. Capacity to hold an entire 750 ml bottle of wine.

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T-Shirts

Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt

GTGOM003

$16.95

Keep your Grumpy Old Man cool, calm and collected (for a while, anyway) with a Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt. Let the Grumpy Old Man knows he means the world to you. Maybe he’ll manage to mumble “thanks” or maybe you’ll even get (gasp) a smile from him? Material: 100% CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE

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Personal Care for Him

The Beard Catcher

IOTBC024

$19.95

The Beard Catcher is exactly what the name says it is - it catchers your beard during your routine trim. Simply stick the 2 suction cups to the mirror, loop the domed apron onto the hooks and voila! no more hair all over the bathroom sink! The perfect gift for your bearded partner, dad, grandad, or anyone who would find this smart invention a handy...

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Bottle Opener

.50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener

Big Mouth! Inc

MDIBBO06

$14.95

Bottle opener for the real man. Made from a .50 caliber bullet 14.3cm long

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Other Games

Roll Up Magnetic Dartboard & Bulls Eye

AARMDB06

$34.95

The Roll Up Magnetic Dartboard and Bulls Eye with magnetic darts is the real deal! These darts have no point, yet stick to the board ike they should. All the fun of darts with no unwanted holes in your wall! Includes: Magnetic dartboard on 1 side & magnetic bulls eye on the other side. 6 very powerful magnets. 45cm x 34cm (6mm thick)

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Novelty Gifts

Wallet Ninja

Thumbs Up UK

TUWN002

$16.95

The Wallet Ninja is the ideal gadget for the every day warrior. 16 tools are included in one nifty gadget to help you tackle life’s little challenges on a daily basis. Includes: 3 screwdrivers; 6 hex head nuts & bolts; bottle, can & letter opener; box cutter; ruler, phone stand & peeler TSA approved for carry on during flights 1.5mm of 4 x heat...

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Novelty Gifts

Ring For Beer Bell

LMRFBC06

$8.95

Handy little bell with "Ring for Beer" text. Perfect for birthdays or the spoilt beer lovers – ring the bell and wait for beer!

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Shoes & Slippers

Heat Feet Slippers

ATHFS003

$49.95

These are the ultimate in comfort. Treat yourself or your loved on the gift of warmth and relaxation this winter with these Heat Feet Slippers. Simply take out the silicon bead pack and heat it in the microwave for one minute and thirty seconds. Slide them into the bottom above the sole, put on and kick back. The heat will filter through your feet to...

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Other Games

Drinking Lucky Bird Duncan

MDI Australia

MDIBD003

$12.95

This classic novelty drinking bird is a scientific wonder. Dip head in water and the liquid inside will flow upside down to make Duncan bob. This seemingly simple device uses the principles of thermodynamics to maintain a constant bobbing motion.

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Novelty Gifts

Fake Sunscreen Secret Flask

Big Mouth! Inc

SYBSSF02

$19.95

Cheeky flask perfect for smuggling alcohol to the beach, picnics or summer festivals. Looks just like a real tube of sunscreen. Holds approximately 230 ml of "fun in the sun". Don't forget to slip, shot, slap!

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T-Shirts

Evolution of Man Fishing T-Shirt

GTEMT01

$16.95

That's right! The evolution of man explains it all - we are born to fish! Great t-shirt for the fishing enthusiast. Material: CottonColour: Navy Blue SIZE GUIDE

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Wine Holder / Rack

Metal Wine Rack Fits 152 Bottles

Dropship

WAMWR01

$229.95

An economical way to store your personal wine collection. This popular metal wine rack is perfect to display your collection in an aesthetically pleasant & economical way.Powder coated to protect your labels, sturdy and durable, this piece is perfect at $1.30 per bottle for both an extensive cellar and the growing collection. For additional styling,...

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Socks or Jocks

Sandal Old Fart Socks

MDI Australia

MDISOFS04

$12.95

Comfy socks with sandal pattern. Avoid a socks with sandals fashion faux pas – just wear socks that look like you have sandals on!And to add on to the fun, when you put your feet up to rest, the word Old Fart shows. One size fits most

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T-Shirts

Warning Retired T-Shirt

GTWR001

$16.95

A great gift for the retiree who can handle a little bit of humour in his life. Material: CottonColour: Navy SIZE GUIDE

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Home Bar

On The Rocks Whisky Cooling Stones

MDI Australia

MDIOTR03

$14.95 $17.95

Reusable 'ice cubes' that you can use over and over again. Contains 9 rocks that also come in a black velvet storage pouch.

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Novelty Gifts

Ring for Sex Bell

MDIRSB06

$8.95

Cute and sexy bell serving the one and only purpose. Ring the bell and get what you want *wink

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Gag Gifts

Drinking Glasses

MDIDG12

$4.95

Drinking glasses are the fun novelty with endless possibilities. Great for kids and adult alike, both will find this goofy fun toy an amusing way to get them to drink their milk or fruit juice hassle free as the liquid travels around your eyes and into your mouth. Idea: Compete in long straw chug competitions like never before at your next party!

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Other Games

Weed Card Game

Kheper Games

MDIWCG08

$9.95

Novelty card game that explores the art of growing pot. Strategy-based game where you compete to grow the most pot and block other players from succeeding. For 2-4 players – or add an extra deck for up to 6 players. Price is for one deck of card only.

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T-Shirts

The Rodfather Fishing T-Shirt

VTRFT001

$16.95

Great t-shirt for the fishing enthusiast. Material: CottonColour: Navy Blue SIZE GUIDE

The Grill Sergeant Apron with Built In Bottle Opener

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Aprons & Chef Hats

The Grill Sergeant Apron with Built In Bottle Opener

WVGSA01

$34.95

Own the grill with this AWESOME camouflage grilling apron. It holds everything the king of the barbie needs including 6 cans of beer, bottle opener, and more pockets for condiments, sauces and tools. Made from 100% cotton, one size fits all, fully adjustable length. Note: Shirt not included

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Desk and Office

Senior Moments Wisdom Flip Book

MDI Australia

MDISMW03

$16.95

Flipbook with wit and wisdom from and for the seniors featuring new witticism every day. Free standing for your desk or wall mountable. Great retirement gift or gag gift for the senior citizens.

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Novelty Gifts

Aussie $100 Toilet Roll

MDAHTP12

$8.95

Live like you're filthy rich with this soft toilet paper with the Australian $100 note printed in full colour. Impress your guests with this ultimate luxury item. Excellent novelty gift that is sure to make anyone chuckle.

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Mug, Flask & Glass

Toilet Mug

MDITM04

$24.95

Shock everyone at work with this realistic looking toilet mug. Makes a perfect gift for any tea or coffee lover. The mug is designed to look just like a toilet to hold your favourite beverage. Definitely not for the weak stomach.

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Home Decorations & Furnishing

Bob The Boozer Beverage Cushion

IOBTBC015

$39.95

By day, the pocket cushion disguises as a stylish cushion that would fit in any modern lounge-room. By night, you flip the cushion over and transforms it into a handy beer holder. Holds 2 beverages - beer bottles and/or wine glasses, TV remote control and smartphone. Features: MaterialOuter case - cotton Fill - poly cottonPockets - neoprene Size:...

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Glassware

How Was Your Day Wine Glass

WVHWYDWG01

$21.95

The most accurate mood measuring tool yet. Cut right to the chase with this popular wine glass. It’s a great gift for the wine lover or the hard worker and don’t forget the wine! holds 12 ounces of your favorite beverage high quality, easy-to-clean glass

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T-Shirts

The Golf Father T-Shirt

VTTGF001

$16.95

This golf father t-shirt is the perfect gift for any golfing dad. Material: CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE

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Glassware

Port Sippers - Set of 4

WAPS006

$19.95

Port sippers are a charming way to serve desert wines and liquors. These unique hand blownport sippers are guaranteed to be a conversation piece at your next party or gathering. Dimension: 7cm (H)

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Playing Cards

Automatic Card Shuffler

MPACS01

$19.95

Automatic Card Shuffler makes shuffling a breeze. Just a touch of a button and the shuffler will shuffles up to 2 decks of cards. A must have for the poker nights. Requires 4 x AA batteries (not included) *Playing Cards not included

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Computer Accessories

Mini Desk Vacuum - World's Smallest Vacuum Cleaner

MDIWSVC12

$19.95

Fear not the rising tide of dust and crumbs - for this mini desk vacuum is here to take the bad things away with ease. The perfect little companion for your desktop because it can reach tight places like your keyboard and it really sucks! Handy desktop size with with reusable filter, extra long 1.5 metre cables and 2 attachments. Size: 11cm x 4.2cm x...

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Golf

Golf Ball Finder Glasses

TUGBFB06

$19.95

You’ve finally made time for a round of golf…… but your balls keep disappearing off-piste and your stocks are running low. Don the glasses and let the special blue lenses work to illuminate everything white – including those errant long-shots. Not even the sneakiest golf balls will be able to hide away in the grass with these funky frames on the loose....

I Love My Dad (Even Though He Farts) Mug

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Mug, Flask & Glass

I Love My Dad (Even Though He Farts) Mug

TSKHF002

$12.95

The mug that speaks the truth! For Dad with a sense of humour and enjoy a good laugh. Fills up to 350ml

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Gifts for Dad

Dad's Shed Novelty Number Plate

HBDSN01

$24.95

Mark your dad's territory with this metal number plate. Hang it with pride on his garage or shed's wall.Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L)Origin: Proudly Australian MadeNote: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on road

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Aprons & Chef Hats

The Boss Apron

WTSBA001

$29.95

Show everyone who is the boss with this funny apron. Great for the barbie, in the kitchen or simply wear it around the house for the extra ego boost!Features: 70cm wide x 85cm long Adjustable neck strap and tie-up waist straps One size fits most adults 100% thick cotton

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Glassware

Port Decanter & 4 Piece Sipper Set

WAPD4006

$39.95

This port decanter & 4 piece sipper set is a charming way to serve desert wines and liquors. These unique hand blown port sippers and decanter are guaranteed to be a conversation piece at your next party or gathering. Dimensions:Decanter : 29cm (H) 13.5cm (W)Sipper : 7cm (H)

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Novelty Gifts

Collins Dictionary Book Safe

AGCDBS06

$19.95

Keep those valuables out of reach and undetectable; securely hidden on your bookshelf in the Collins Dictionary Safe. Excellent theft deterrent. Ideal for concealing money, passports, jewellery and all things valuable. Dimensions: 19cm (H) x 13cm (W) x 4.5 (D)

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Personalised Gifts

King of The BBQ - Personalised Apron Black

SSKTBBA01

$34.95

This personalised apron with the sayings "(Name) King of the BBQ" is a great gift for none other than well THE King of the BBQ himself. Let the royal highness know how awesome he is and that he is appreciated. How to Order Enter the name clearly in the custom box below. Note that the apron will be printed with the name in UPPER CASE unless advised...

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Mug, Flask & Glass

For Fox Sake Inside Out Mug

LMFFSM03

$16.95

A lovely mug with beautiful inside-the-mug art for the 'true lady'. Size: 400ml

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Bottle Opener

Stainless Steel Beer Hammer - Bottle Opener & Ice Crusher

Big Mouth! Inc

MDIBH06

$17.95

The ultimate multitool for every man is the "Beer Hammer"- it features a stainless steel hammer that not only hammers nails but breaks ice and will open beer bottles. Made from quality stainless steel this beer hammer is the ultimate gift for any bloke who loves his beer!

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Didgeridoonas

Take 2 Wine Cooler Bag by Didgeridoonas

DATA201

$74.95

Why take one when you can take two? This two wine bottle cooler bag is ideal for BYO occasions. It holds two large bottles and the built-in, wool-padded divider means not only greater protection but also a chilled white kept cold and a red kept at room temperature. Capacity: 14 litres – 2 large bottles or 6 cans or stubbies. Dimensions: 24cm (W) x 10cm...

Chill n' Pour - Wine Chiller and Dripless Pourer in One

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Home Bar

Chill n' Pour - Wine Chiller and Dripless Pourer in One

WA2250

$19.95

Finally a gift for the wine lover who has everything. Simply chill, pour and enjoy.

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Drinking Games

Shot Glass Roulette

MDI Australia

MDISGR03

$34.95

Place your bets and take your chances - Let the golden wheel determine your fate and sobriety To play, simply turn the wheel to see whose number is up. If your shot glass corresponds to the number played, empty the glass and spin it again! Drinking games set includes: spinning roulette wheel two balls 16 numbered glass shot glasses, each holding 1...

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Gag Gifts

Poo In Progress Warning Sign

MDI Australia

MDIPIPWS06

$12.95

Prevent disturbances with this helpful sign. Size: 12cm x 25cm x 1.5cm

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Aprons & Chef Hats

Stand Clear Man Cooking Apron

WTSSCA01

$29.95

You know what to do when you see a man wearing this apron. You're right! - You stand clear!Great gift for either the seasoned cook or the man who only use the kitchen once in a while. Either way, he will love it. Material: 100% thick cotton

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Toys & Games

Fitzroy's Storm Glass - 28 cm

HJFSG28

$29.95

The Fitzroy's Storm Glass is an amazing little things and a fancy bit of science that will help you to accurately predict the the weather to come. Popularised by Admiral Robert Fitzroy after his historic voyage on the HMS Beagle, you can now forecast the weather too by observing the appearance of the liquid in the glass. When the temperature and pressure...

The Man The Myth The Legend - Personalised Apron Black - 1

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Personalised Gifts

The Man The Myth The Legend - Personalised Apron Black

SSMMLPA01

$34.95

Funny black personalised apron with the sayings "(NAME) THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND". Great gift for none other than the man himself or even Dad for Father's Day, Christmas, birthday or just because. How to Order First select the colour of the print in the drop down menu. Then enter the name of the recipient clearly in the custom box below. Note that...

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Novelty Gifts

Neon Step & Wheel Liquid Timer

MDINSLT03

$10.95

Watch the neon green liquid ooze drip down in a zig zag pattern. When you flip it over the blue gel drips down to spin the wheel. An entertaining toy for all ages, everyone will find themselves entranced in watching it. Size: 4cm x 5cm x 12cm

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Mug, Flask & Glass

Muscle Beer Mug With Muscle Grip - As Featured on The Living Room

Mug Muscles, LLC

MDIMUSG

$16.95

As featured on Channel 10 - The Living Room This muscle mug comes with a muscle strengthening handle which will really help increase your forearm muscles while you drink your favourite beverage! An awesome gift for any gym junky or great practical joke for someone who might be lacking in muscles.

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T-Shirts

Grumpy Old Men's Club T-Shirt

VTGMC001

$16.95

Let the Grumpy Old Man embrace his grumpiness with this funny t-shirt. Maybe when he reads what's on the t-shirt, you’ll even get (gasp) a smile from him? Material: 100% CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE

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Aprons & Chef Hats

I Don't Need A Recipe I'm Greek Apron

WTSGRA

$29.95

Are you Greek or know someone? Well now you can wear you countries pride while you cook!Wording: I don't need a recipe ... I'm Greek Kali Orexi!Colour: BlackApron Size: 70 cm wideApron Height: 86 cm high 100% Thick Cotton Bib Apron Adjustable neck strap and tie-up waist straps One Size Fits Most Adults

Mini Desk Blower - World's Smallest Blower - 2

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Desk and Office

Mini Desk Blower - World's Smallest Blower

MDIMDB012

$19.95

USB-powered mini blower that's perfectly sized to whisk away the crumbs on your desk Ultra useful for cleaning keyboards, monitors, PC fans and in general for all PC components, the original mini USB blow away fan connects directly to any USB drive. Bright vibrant orange colour with a detachable black nozzle and an extra long 1.5 metre cable and it...

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Glassware

Port Pipes - Set of 2

WAPP006

$24.95

These hand-blown port pipes with extra-long stems allow you to maximise your port tasting experience with ultimate style and sophistication! Comes in a set of 2.

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Other Games

WeDo Game - Things We Do Together - As Featured on Channel 9's Today Show

TDG010

$34.95

The WeDo Game is ideal for families with children between the ages of 5 and 13 years. Each game includes 30 activity cards designed to help families reconnect, spend more quality time together and have some good old fashioned fun free from smart phones, laptops and TV. You don’t need to be lucky or talented to succeed at The WeDo Game. There are no dice,...

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