Gifts Ideas for Grumpy Old Man

Grumpy Old Man otherwise known as someone with condition known as irritable male syndrome. Clinically referred to as andropause, or male menopause. They are real and they are everywhere. One of the hardest group of people to buy gifts for. But literal gifts that perhaps shake a humour or two might just do the tricks. Try it and if you're lucky, you might even get a smile from him!

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Grumpy Old Men's Club T-Shirt
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T-Shirts

Grumpy Old Men's Club T-Shirt

VTGMC001
$17.95
Let the Grumpy Old Man embrace his grumpiness with this funny t-shirt.  Maybe when he reads what's on the t-shirt, you’ll even get (gasp) a smile from him? Material: 100% CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE
Grumpy Old Fart Novelty Number Plate
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Number Plate

Grumpy Old Fart Novelty Number Plate

HBGOF001
$24.95
Funny metal number plate makes great conversation starter.  A great gift for the old man in your family with a sense of humour. Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L)Origin: Proudly Australian MadeNote: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on roads.
Grumpy's Shed Novelty Number Plate
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Number Plate

Grumpy's Shed Novelty Number Plate

HBGSN01
$24.95
The grumpy old man will love this number plate because it means that his territory is marked and you are NOT ALLOWED IN! Hang it with pride on his garage or cave's wall.Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L)Origin: Proudly Australian MadeNote: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on road
Grumpy Old Man Beer Holder
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Stubby Holder

Grumpy Old Man Beer Holder

ARGOMBH04
$12.95
The perfect beer stubby holder for the grumpy old man.These neoprene lined holder will keep the old man's beer cold and his hand warm while enjoying his beer.
Grumpys Bar Novelty Number Plate
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Number Plate

Grumpys Bar Novelty Number Plate

DSGB004
$27.95
Funny metal number plate makes great conversation starter. A great gift for the grumpy old man with a sense of humour.Note: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on roads.Embossed edges
Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt
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T-Shirts

Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt - Black

GTGOM003
$17.95
Keep your Grumpy Old Man cool, calm and collected (for a while, anyway) with a Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt. Let the Grumpy Old Man knows he means the world to you. Maybe he’ll manage to mumble “thanks” or maybe you’ll even get (gasp) a smile from him? Material: 100% CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE
Grumpy Old Man BBQ Apron
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Aprons & Chef Hats

Grumpy Old Man BBQ Apron

GTGOM001
$29.95
Keep your Grumpy Old Man cool, calm and collected (for a while, anyway) with a Grumpy Old Man Apron. Let the Grumpy Old Man knows he means the world to you. Maybe he’ll manage to mumble “thanks” or maybe you’ll even get (gasp) a smile from him? Size: One size fits most with adjustable neck strap 100% thick cotton
Grumpy Old Man Cap - 1
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Caps

Grumpy Old Man Cap

GTGOM002
$16.95
Keep your Grumpy Old Man cool, calm and collected (for a while, anyway) with a Grumpy Old Man Cap. Let the Grumpy Old Man knows he means the world to you. Features: Made from 100% cotton One size fits most - a metal clip at the back of the cap allows you to adjust the size Hand wash only
Poo In Progress Warning Sign - 1
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Gag Gifts

Poo In Progress Warning Sign

MDI Australia
MDIPIPWS06
$12.95
Prevent disturbances with this helpful sign. Size: 12cm x 25cm x 1.5cm
Old Git: Wit and Wisdom: Quips and Quotes for the Young at Heart - 1
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Books

Old Git: Wit and Wisdom: Quips and Quotes for the Young at Heart

PRBOGWW01
$24.95
"The older one grows, the more one likes indecency." Virginia Woolf So you’re getting on a bit, but even if your body creaks more than it used to, you’ve still got your sense of humour. This collection of witty quotations and gems of senior sagacity will keep a spring in your step and the cobwebs at bay. AUTHOR: Richard Benson is a retired teacher,...
Grumpy Old Man Socks - 1
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Socks or Jocks

Grumpy Old Man Socks

MDI Australia
OTCGOMS06
$22.95
Comfy socks for the Grumpy Old Man. He might give you a little smirk for that.  Fits men's shoe size 7-12. Material: 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Beware of Owner Novelty Number Plate - 1
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Number Plate

Beware of Owner Novelty Number Plate

HBBOONP01
$24.95
A funny twist to "Beware of Dogs" sign that you would normally see outside one's gate. Funny and effectively keep the nuisance away! Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L) Origin: Proudly Australian Made Note: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on road
Shove It! Farting Pen Set - 1
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Office Accessories

Shove It! Farting Pen Set

WVSIFPS02
$19.95
Why don’t you just Shove It! There are few things more satisfying than telling someone to shove it. One of those things is our farting pen holder. Just shove the pen into the slot to hear a hilarious (and pretty loud) fart. It takes some of the pain away from writing out car payments, divorce settlements, letters to politicians, and more. Features:...
The Boss Manly Mug
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Mug, Flask & Glass

The Boss Manly Mug

ADTBMM02
$16.95
Manly mug belongs to The Boss. 
Old Fart Manly Mug
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Mug, Flask & Glass

Old Fart Manly Mug

ADOFMM02
$16.95
Manly Mug for the old fart who has been there, done that and seen it all. 
The Boss Retro Mug - 1
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Mug, Flask & Glass

The Boss Retro Mug

TSKTBRM02
$14.95
Retro mug fit for The Boss. 
The Boss Is Always Right Cup-Puccino Porcelain Mug - 1
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Mug, Flask & Glass

The Boss Is Always Right Cup-Puccino Porcelain Mug

TPBARCM04
$24.95
Is there someone in your life who's always the boss no matter the situation? This mug that says " The Boss Is Always Right" is the perfect mug to let them feel just how right they are. At least while they're drinking a nice cup tea / coffee.
Personalised Grumpy Old Man Black T-Shirt - 1
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Personalised T-Shirts

Personalised Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt

SSPGOM02
$29.95
Personalised black or grey t-shirt for the grumpy old man in your life with the sayings "GRUMPY OLD (NAME of your choice)". Great gift on Father's Day, Christmas, birthday or just because.  Material: Black - 100% cotton, Grey - 90% cotton and 10% polyesterRegular Fit How to Order  First select the t-shirt colour and size in the drop down menu. Then...
Personalised Grumpy Old Man Club Grey T-Shirt - 1
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Personalised T-Shirts

Personalised Grumpy Old Man Club T-Shirt

SSPGOC04
$29.95
Funny personalised t-shirt for the grumpy old man in your life with the sayings "GRUMPY OLD MAN CLUB (NAME of your choice) MEMBER SINCE (Year of birth)". Great gift on Father's Day, Christmas, birthday or just because.  Material: Black - 100% cotton, Grey - 90% cotton and 10% polyesterRegular Fit How to Order  First select the t-shirt colour and size...
Personalised Ask Me I'm Retired Grey T-Shirt - 2
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Personalised T-Shirts

Personalised Ask Me I'm Retired T-Shirt

SSPAMR04
$29.95
Personalised t-shirt for the retired man who has plenty to tell. Simply replace "JAMES" with name of your choice and voila! Mr. Know-It-All now has his own personal t-shirt to celebrate this important milestone in his life. Great retirement gift.  Material: Black - 100% cotton, Grey - 90% cotton & 10% polyesterRegular Fit How to Order  First select the...
Sucker Punch Desktop Punching Bag - 1
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Novelty Gifts

Sucker Punch Desktop Punching Bag

WVDSP002
$34.95
Every desk should have one of these for those stressful moments. Beat away those Monday blues or release some office-issue anger with this desktop punch bag. The perfect tool for stress relief with instant result! Features: Large suction base keeps it secure to wood or metal surface Solid steel spring for real bounce back ability Includes inflation...
Warning Grumpy Old Fart Mug - 1
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Mug, Flask & Glass

Warning Grumpy Old Fart Mug

ADWGOFM02
$14.95
He is angry, moody and sulky and he knows it. Let him embraces his grumpiness with this mug.
Grumpy Pills Chocolate Vitamins
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Chocolate

Grumpy Pills Chocolate Vitamins

FBGP001
$11.95
VITAMIN JOY - "Smile... don't you know we love you!"  Here is some therapy for the grumps! The perfect cure for the man in your life that is always grumpy!No dietary benefits but packed full of love! :-) Content: 150g Premium Chocolate Vitamin Tablets.  PROUDLY AUSTRALIAN MADE.
I Flunked Anger Management Mug
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Mug, Flask & Glass

I Flunked Anger Management Mug

WVFAM001
$19.95
Who needs anger management class when they can just lose it? This funny mug lets the world know you are incapable of controlling your anger. Don’t say you didn’t warn them! looks like a crushed mug but functions like a regular one holds 475ml of your favorite beverage high quality ceramic construction easy to clean
Cartoons to Cheer Up a Grumpy Old Git Book - 1
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Books

Cartoons to Cheer Up a Grumpy Old Git Book

PRBGOG01
$9.95
By The Odd Squad. The Odd Squad are on a mission - a mission from Odd to cheer up the grumpy old gits of the world and turn their saggy frowns into sunshine and smiles Yes, the Odd Squad have gathered together their funniest funnies and crammed as much mirth and merriment into each page as is allowed by European Law. Be warned when grumpy old gits read...
The Little Book of Senior Moments - 1
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Books

The Little Book of Senior Moments

PRBLBSM01
$17.95
You know you're having a senior moment when you decide it's time to pull up your socks, and realise you forgot to put any on. If this sounds all too familiar, read on to discover whether your marbles just need a spring clean or you've well and truly lost them! A light-hearted gift that’s perfect for a retirement party, milestone birthday or any other...
The Little Book of Happiness - 1
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Books

The Little Book of Happiness

PRBLBH01
$17.95
We all want to be happy, but sometimes the hurly-burly of daily life leads our delight levels to sink a little. But don't worry! This joyful little book is packed with inspiring quotations and simple, easy-to-follow tips that will help you unwind, relax and greet life with a smile again instead of a frown. AUTHOR: Lucy loves nothing more than going for...
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