Gifts Ideas for Grumpy Old Man

Grumpy Old Man otherwise known as someone with condition known as irritable male syndrome. Clinically referred to as andropause, or male menopause. They are real and they are everywhere. One of the hardest group of people to buy gifts for. But literal gifts that perhaps shake a humour or two might just do the tricks. Try it and if you're lucky, you might even get a smile from him!

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Grumpy Old Men's Club T-Shirt
Available
T-Shirts

Grumpy Old Men's Club T-Shirt

VTGMC001
$16.95
Let the Grumpy Old Man embrace his grumpiness with this funny t-shirt.  Maybe when he reads what's on the t-shirt, you’ll even get (gasp) a smile from him? Material: 100% CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE
Grumpy Old Fart Novelty Number Plate
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Number Plate

Grumpy Old Fart Novelty Number Plate

HBGOF001
$24.95
Funny metal number plate makes great conversation starter.  A great gift for the old man in your family with a sense of humour. Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L)Origin: Proudly Australian MadeNote: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on roads.
Grumpys Bar Novelty Number Plate
Available
Number Plate

Grumpys Bar Novelty Number Plate

DSGB004
$27.95
Funny metal number plate makes great conversation starter. A great gift for the grumpy old man with a sense of humour.Note: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on roads.Fully Embossed
Grumpy Pills Chocolate Vitamins
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Chocolate

Grumpy Pills Chocolate Vitamins

FBGP001
$11.95
VITAMIN JOY - "Smile... don't you know we love you!"  Here is some therapy for the grumps! The perfect cure for the man in your life that is always grumpy!No dietary benefits but packed full of love! :-) Content: 150g Premium Chocolate Vitamin Tablets.  PROUDLY AUSTRALIAN MADE.
Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt
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T-Shirts

Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt

GTGOM003
$16.95
Keep your Grumpy Old Man cool, calm and collected (for a while, anyway) with a Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt. Let the Grumpy Old Man knows he means the world to you. Maybe he’ll manage to mumble “thanks” or maybe you’ll even get (gasp) a smile from him? Material: 100% CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE
Grumpy Old Man BBQ Apron
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Aprons & Chef Hats

Grumpy Old Man BBQ Apron

GTGOM001
$29.95
Keep your Grumpy Old Man cool, calm and collected (for a while, anyway) with a Grumpy Old Man Apron. Let the Grumpy Old Man knows he means the world to you. Maybe he’ll manage to mumble “thanks” or maybe you’ll even get (gasp) a smile from him? Size: One size fits most with adjustable neck strap 100% thick cotton
Poo In Progress Warning Sign - 1
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Gag Gifts

Poo In Progress Warning Sign

MDI Australia
MDIPIPWS06
$12.95
Prevent disturbances with this helpful sign. Size: 12cm x 25cm x 1.5cm
Grumpy Old Man Socks - 1
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Socks or Jocks

Grumpy Old Man Socks

MDI Australia
OTCGOMS06
$19.95
Comfy socks for the Grumpy Old Man. He might give you a little smirk for that.  Fits men's shoe size 7-12. Material: 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Beware of Owner Novelty Number Plate - 1
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Number Plate

Beware of Owner Novelty Number Plate

HBBOONP01
$24.95
A funny twist to "Beware of Dogs" sign that you would normally see outside one's gate. Funny and effectively keep the nuisance away! Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L) Origin: Proudly Australian Made Note: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on road
Living Legend Manly Mug
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Mug, Flask & Glass

Living Legend Manly Mug

ADLL1C02
$14.95
I'm a living legend. 100% Champion. The mug says it all; great way to stroke the man's ego. 
Old Fart Manly Mug
Available
Mug, Flask & Glass

Old Fart Manly Mug

ADOFMM02
$14.95
Manly Mug for the old fart who has been there, done that and seen it all. 
The Boss Retro Mug - 1
Available
Mug, Flask & Glass

The Boss Retro Mug

TSKTBRM02
$14.95
Retro mug fit for The Boss. 
Caution Grumpy Old Man Mug - 1
Available
Mug, Flask & Glass

Caution Grumpy Old Man Mug

LMGOMM03
$14.95
He is angry, moody and sulky and he knows it. Let him embraces his grumpiness with this 340ml mug or at least warn the others to keep away from him while he enjoy is daily cuppa.
365 Days of Wisdom - 1
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Books

365 Days of Wisdom

PRB365W01
$14.95
Grow a little bit wiser every day with this little book of thoughtful quotes and astute ideas, to help you gain enlightenment all year round. ISBN: 9781849532044Author: Yvette JaneFormat: HardcoverPublication date: 01/05/2015Pages: 160Dimension: 135mm X 99mm
Grumpy Old Man Premium BBQ Apron - 2
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  • New
Available
Aprons & Chef Hats

Grumpy Old Man Premium BBQ Apron

OTCGOMP04
$41.95 $49.95
Premium apron for the Grumpy Old Man in your life.  100% thick cotton
Grumpy's Shed Novelty Number Plate
Out of stock
Number Plate

Grumpy's Shed Novelty Number Plate

HBGSN01
$24.95
The grumpy old man will love this number plate because it means that his territory is marked and you are NOT ALLOWED IN! Hang it with pride on his garage or cave's wall.Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L)Origin: Proudly Australian MadeNote: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on road
Grumpy Old Man Beer Holder
Out of stock
Stubby Holder

Grumpy Old Man Beer Holder

ARGOMBH04
$9.95
The perfect beer stubby holder for the grumpy old man.These neoprene lined holder will keep the old man's beer cold and his hand warm while enjoying his beer.
Grumpy Old Man Money Tin
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Other Giftwares

Grumpy Old Man Money Tin

Unbranded
MDIGOMT
$8.95
If you’re looking for a swear jar for the grumpy old man in your house, why not try the grump old man money tin.  It reads “Pay Up Instant Fines For Being a Grumpy Old Man.” This unique money tin is specifically designed as a novelty gift which is to prevent him from being a grumpy old man.
I Flunked Anger Management Mug
Out of stock
Mug, Flask & Glass

I Flunked Anger Management Mug

WVFAM001
$19.95
Who needs anger management class when they can just lose it? This funny mug lets the world know you are incapable of controlling your anger. Don’t say you didn’t warn them! looks like a crushed mug but functions like a regular one holds 475ml of your favorite beverage high quality ceramic construction easy to clean
The Little Book of Senior Moments - 1
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Books

The Little Book of Senior Moments

PRBLBSM01
$17.95
You know you're having a senior moment when you decide it's time to pull up your socks, and realise you forgot to put any on. If this sounds all too familiar, read on to discover whether your marbles just need a spring clean or you've well and truly lost them! A light-hearted gift that’s perfect for a retirement party, milestone birthday or any other...
Shove It! Farting Pen Set - 1
Out of stock
Desktop Toys

Shove It! Farting Pen Set

WVSIFPS02
$19.95
Why don’t you just Shove It! There are few things more satisfying than telling someone to shove it. One of those things is our farting pen holder. Just shove the pen into the slot to hear a hilarious (and pretty loud) fart. It takes some of the pain away from writing out car payments, divorce settlements, letters to politicians, and more. Features: Makes...
For Fox Sake Vintage Sass Mug - 1
Out of stock
Mug, Flask & Glass

For Fox Sake Vintage Sass Mug

CGFFSM006
$21.95
A vintage sass ceramic mug featuring metallic gold accent designed by Designworks Ink. *Hand Wash Only, Do Not Microwave
365 Days of Happiness - 1
Out of stock
Books

365 Days of Happiness

PRB365H01
$14.95
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.' Henry David Thoreau Host an air guitar tournament for your friends and family. Learn origami. Fold all your GBP10 notes into swans and pay with them. Cartwheel down the street. Tell nothing but the truth all day. Prepare for a grand adventure, instigate a little mischief...
Old Git Wit : Quips and Quotes for the Young at Heart - 1
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Out of stock
Books for Men

Old Git Wit : Quips and Quotes for the Young at Heart

PRBOGWYH01
$26.95
You've made it: Old Age. Time to enjoy your golden years in style and make the most of your new freedom. Don't let yourself be side-lined - get inspired by this collection of senior sagacity and elderly erudition and show those young whippersnappers that old really is the new young. ISBN: 9781849534611Format: HardcoverPublication date: 02/09/2013Pages:...
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