Gifts Ideas for Grumpy Old Man

Grumpy Old Man otherwise known as someone with condition known as irritable male syndrome. Clinically referred to as andropause, or male menopause. They are real and they are everywhere. One of the hardest group of people to buy gifts for. But literal gifts that perhaps shake a humour or two might just do the tricks. Try it and if you're lucky, you might even get a smile from him!

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Grumpy Old Men's Club T-Shirt
Available
T-Shirts

Grumpy Old Men's Club T-Shirt

VTGMC001
$16.95
Let the Grumpy Old Man embrace his grumpiness with this funny t-shirt.  Maybe when he reads what's on the t-shirt, you’ll even get (gasp) a smile from him? Material: 100% CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE
Grumpy Old Fart Novelty Number Plate
Available
Number Plate

Grumpy Old Fart Novelty Number Plate

HBGOF001
$24.95
Funny metal number plate makes great conversation starter.  A great gift for the old man in your family with a sense of humour. Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L)Origin: Proudly Australian MadeNote: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on roads.
Grumpy's Shed Novelty Number Plate
Available
Number Plate

Grumpy's Shed Novelty Number Plate

HBGSN01
$24.95
The grumpy old man will love this number plate because it means that his territory is marked and you are NOT ALLOWED IN! Hang it with pride on his garage or cave's wall.Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L)Origin: Proudly Australian MadeNote: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on road
Grumpy Old Man Money Tin
Available
Other Giftwares

Grumpy Old Man Money Tin

Unbranded
MDIGOMT
$8.95
If you’re looking for a swear jar for the grumpy old man in your house, why not try the grump old man money tin.  It reads “Pay Up Instant Fines For Being a Grumpy Old Man.” This unique money tin is specifically designed as a novelty gift which is to prevent him from being a grumpy old man.
Grumpys Bar Novelty Number Plate
Available
Number Plate

Grumpys Bar Novelty Number Plate

DSGB004
$27.95
Funny metal number plate makes great conversation starter. A great gift for the grumpy old man with a sense of humour.Note: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on roads.Fully Embossed
Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt
Available
T-Shirts

Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt

GTGOM003
$16.95
Keep your Grumpy Old Man cool, calm and collected (for a while, anyway) with a Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt. Let the Grumpy Old Man knows he means the world to you. Maybe he’ll manage to mumble “thanks” or maybe you’ll even get (gasp) a smile from him? Material: 100% CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE
Grumpy Old Man BBQ Apron
Available
Aprons & Chef Hats

Grumpy Old Man BBQ Apron

GTGOM001
$29.95
Keep your Grumpy Old Man cool, calm and collected (for a while, anyway) with a Grumpy Old Man Apron. Let the Grumpy Old Man knows he means the world to you. Maybe he’ll manage to mumble “thanks” or maybe you’ll even get (gasp) a smile from him? Size: One size fits most with adjustable neck strap 100% thick cotton
I Flunked Anger Management Mug
Available
Mug, Flask & Glass

I Flunked Anger Management Mug

WVFAM001
$19.95
Who needs anger management class when they can just lose it? This funny mug lets the world know you are incapable of controlling your anger. Don’t say you didn’t warn them! looks like a crushed mug but functions like a regular one holds 475ml of your favorite beverage high quality ceramic construction easy to clean
Poo In Progress Warning Sign - 1
Available
Gag Gifts

Poo In Progress Warning Sign

MDI Australia
MDIPIPWS06
$12.95
Prevent disturbances with this helpful sign. Size: 12cm x 25cm x 1.5cm
Disturb at Your Own Risk Desk Warning Sign
Available
Desktop Toys

Disturb at Your Own Risk Warning Sign

MDI Australia
MDIOGWS06
$12.95
Prevent workplace accidents and disturbances with this helpful sign. Size: 12cm x 25cm x 1.5cm
Grumpy Old Man Socks - 1
Available
Socks or Jocks

Grumpy Old Man Socks

MDI Australia
OTCGOMS06
$19.95
Comfy socks for the Grumpy Old Man. He might give you a little smirk for that.  Fits men's shoe size 7-12. Material: 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Beware of Owner Novelty Number Plate - 1
Available
Number Plate

Beware of Owner Novelty Number Plate

HBBOONP01
$24.95
A funny twist to "Beware of Dogs" sign that you would normally see outside one's gate. Funny and effectively keep the nuisance away! Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L) Origin: Proudly Australian Made Note: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on road
Living Legend Manly Mug
Available
Mug, Flask & Glass

Living Legend Manly Mug

ADLL1C02
$14.95
I'm a living legend. 100% Champion. The mug says it all; great way to stroke the man's ego. 
365 Days of Laughter - 1
  • New
Available
Books

365 Days of Laughter

PRB365L01
$14.95
A book full of fun ideas and quotes to make you laugh every day of the year "Life is worth living as long as there's a laugh in it."  —L. M. Montgomery Embrace the good times and give yourself a good laugh every day with this little book of jovial quotations and fun-filled ideas to bring happiness all year round. ISBN: 1849535450Author:...
365 Days of Happiness - 1
  • New
Available
Books

365 Days of Happiness

PRB365H01
$14.95
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.' Henry David Thoreau Host an air guitar tournament for your friends and family. Learn origami. Fold all your GBP10 notes into swans and pay with them. Cartwheel down the street. Tell nothing but the truth all day. Prepare for a grand adventure, instigate a little mischief...
365 Days of Wisdom - 1
  • New
Available
Books

365 Days of Wisdom

PRB365W01
$14.95
Grow a little bit wiser every day with this little book of thoughtful quotes and astute ideas, to help you gain enlightenment all year round. ISBN: 9781849532044Author: Yvette JaneFormat: HardcoverPublication date: 01/05/2015Pages: 160Dimension: 135mm X 99mm
Grumpy Old Man Beer Holder
Out of stock
Stubby Holder

Grumpy Old Man Beer Holder

ARGOMBH04
$9.95
The perfect beer stubby holder for the grumpy old man.These neoprene lined holder will keep the old man's beer cold and his hand warm while enjoying his beer.
Grumpy Pills Chocolate Vitamins
Out of stock
Chocolate

Grumpy Pills Chocolate Vitamins

FBGP001
$12.95
VITAMIN JOY - "Smile... don't you know we love you!"  Here is some therapy for the grumps! The perfect cure for the man in your life that is always grumpy!No dietary benefits but packed full of love! :-) Content: 150g Premium Chocolate Vitamin Tablets.  PROUDLY AUSTRALIAN MADE.
Shove It! Farting Pen Set - 1
Out of stock
Desktop Toys

Shove It! Farting Pen Set

WVSIFPS02
$19.95
Why don’t you just Shove It! There are few things more satisfying than telling someone to shove it. One of those things is our farting pen holder. Just shove the pen into the slot to hear a hilarious (and pretty loud) fart. It takes some of the pain away from writing out car payments, divorce settlements, letters to politicians, and more. Features: Makes...
Old Fart Manly Mug
Out of stock
Mug, Flask & Glass

Old Fart Manly Mug

ADOFMM02
$14.95
Manly Mug for the old fart who has been there, done that and seen it all. 
For Fox Sake Vintage Sass Mug - 1
Out of stock
Mug, Flask & Glass

For Fox Sake Vintage Sass Mug

CGFFSM006
$21.95
A vintage sass ceramic mug featuring metallic gold accent designed by Designworks Ink. *Hand Wash Only, Do Not Microwave
Caution Grumpy Old Man Mug - 1
  • New
Out of stock
Mug, Flask & Glass

Caution Grumpy Old Man Mug

LMGOMM03
$14.95
He is angry, moody and sulky and he knows it. Let him embraces his grumpiness with this 340ml mug or at least warn the others to keep away from him while he enjoy is daily cuppa.
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