Retired Pain In The Arse T-Shirt

Product Code: GTFNB01

$16.95

Processing Time: 1 - 2 Days

A great gift for the retiree who can handle a little bit of humour in his life.

Material: Cotton
Colour: Navy

SIZE GUIDE

Size

Buy Now, Pay Later By Now Pay Later Zipay

Description

Size Guide

Size 14 / Size Small (AU)	36 Inch Chest / 90 cm Chest
Size 16 / Size Medium (AU)	38 Inch Chest / 95 cm Chest
Size 18 / Size Large (AU)	42 Inch Chest / 105 cm Chest
Size 20 / Size XL (AU)	44 Inch Chest / 110 cm Chest
Size 22 / Size XXL (AU)	46 Inch Chest / 115 cm Chest
Size 24 / Size XXXL (AU)	48 Inch Chest / 120 cm Chest

Retired Old Fart Beer Holder

ARROBH002

$9.95

Beer holder for none other that the retired old fart.These neoprene lined holder will keep your beer cold and your hand warm while enjoying your beer.

Available

Aprons & Chef Hats

Have some fun with this durable BBQ apron with quirky saying - Retired - Young at Heart. Slightly Older in Other Places. Features: 60cm wide x 80cm long Adjustable neck strap and tie-up waist straps One size fits most adults 100% durable cotton drill

Available

Mug, Flask & Glass

Retired - On The Road Travel Mug

ARTOTRTM01

$16.95

This ceramic travel mug features a silicone lid for maximum reusability and it also says "on the road spending kids inheritance." A great resuable mug that's also good for the environment.

Available

Mug, Flask & Glass

Retired - Happily Ever After Travel Mug

ARTRTM01

$16.95

Ceramic travel mug with silicone lid for your coffee fix on the road. It says "retired and living happily ever after." Reusable mug, good for the environment with funny sayings.

Popular With Other Customers

Available

Mug, Flask & Glass

Retired - On The Road Travel Mug

ARTOTRTM01

$16.95

This ceramic travel mug features a silicone lid for maximum reusability and it also says "on the road spending kids inheritance." A great resuable mug that's also good for the environment.

Basketbeer Bottle Opener with Wooden Backboard

On Sale / -$10.00

Available

Bottle Opener

Basketbeer Bottle Opener with Wooden Backboard

IOBWB012

$39.95 $49.95

'Basketbeer' is the latest Aussie sport taking the nation by storm and can be seen played in many man caves throughout the country. 'Basketbeer' is a magnetic beer bottle that sticks to your fridge or you can hang it on any sturdy wall with the screws and plugs that come along in the package. For best use of the bottle opener, simply take out the chilled...

Available

T-Shirts

Warning Retired T-Shirt

GTWR001

$16.95

A great gift for the retiree who can handle a little bit of humour in his life. Material: CottonColour: Navy SIZE GUIDE

Available

Bottle Opener

Thirst Aid Push Down Bottle Opener

MDITAPDBO06

$9.95

Thirsty and need a bottle opened? This red bottle opener features a very simple mechnic. Push down and the bottle cap pulled off. It says "thirst aid" on the opener.

Available

Number Plate

Grumpy's Shed Novelty Number Plate

HBGSN01

$24.95

The grumpy old man will love this number plate because it means that his territory is marked and you are NOT ALLOWED IN! Hang it with pride on his garage or cave's wall.Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L)Origin: Proudly Australian MadeNote: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on road

Head Tickler and Extendable Back Scratcher Set

Available

Personal Care

Head Tickler and Extendable Back Scratcher Set

MDILCS006

$12.95

Head tickler and back scratcher set perfect for double relaxation. Head ticker will gently massage your head to instantly relieve tensions, stress and fatique. Back scracther expands up to 53cm long and has a handy pen clip for easy storage.

Available

Bathroom

Crap Jokes Toilet Roll

MDICJTP12

$8.95

Enjoy some toilet humour while on the toilet! Toilet paper printed with crap jokes to help pass the time. Excellent novelty gift that is sure to make anyone chuckle.

Available

Mug, Flask & Glass

I Flunked Anger Management Mug

WVFAM001

$19.95

Who needs anger management class when they can just lose it? This funny mug lets the world know you are incapable of controlling your anger. Don’t say you didn’t warn them! looks like a crushed mug but functions like a regular one holds 475ml of your favorite beverage high quality ceramic construction easy to clean

Available

T-Shirts

Grumpy Old Men's Club T-Shirt

VTGMC001

$16.95

Let the Grumpy Old Man embrace his grumpiness with this funny t-shirt. Maybe when he reads what's on the t-shirt, you’ll even get (gasp) a smile from him? Material: 100% CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE

Available

Novelty Gifts

Farting Fines Money Tin

MDIFFMT06

$7.95

Tin with padlock to discourage dipping into savings. Has a list of "fine-able offences" and what they'll cost. New take on the traditional "Swear Jar"