Retired Pain In The Arse T-Shirt

Product Code: GTFNB01

$16.95

Processing Time: 1 - 2 Days

A great gift for the retiree who can handle a little bit of humour in his life.

Material: Cotton
Colour: Navy

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Size Guide

Size 14 / Size Small (AU)	36 Inch Chest / 90 cm Chest
Size 16 / Size Medium (AU)	38 Inch Chest / 95 cm Chest
Size 18 / Size Large (AU)	42 Inch Chest / 105 cm Chest
Size 20 / Size XL (AU)	44 Inch Chest / 110 cm Chest
Size 22 / Size XXL (AU)	46 Inch Chest / 115 cm Chest
Size 24 / Size XXXL (AU)	48 Inch Chest / 120 cm Chest

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