Novelty Toilet Gifts

Toilet humour could be a sensitive subject to some. It could offend yet it could bring a lot of joy and laughter. Our selected range of novelty toilet gifts are witty, clever and can be a great source of entertainment while on the can. Your toilet break will never be the same again.

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Butt Plug - 1
Available
Gag Gifts

Cheeky Butt Plug - For Bathtub

TUBPP002
$12.95
This "cheeky" little bottom floats around your bath whilst you scrub-a-dub-dub. Features: Contains 1 x floating butt cheeks Fits most standard sized baths with a detachable bath plug
The Floater Prank Poop - 1
Available
Gag Gifts

The Floater Prank Poop

Big Mouth! Inc
WVTFPP02
$17.95
A hilarious prank without the stank If you want a prank with a humongous reaction, look no further than “The Floater”. A best-seller, this fake turd has realistic texture and size, with corn bits for added effect. Its foam and squishy, so it floats in hot tubs, pools, and lakes. Features: a hilarious fake turd great for pranksters and pool parties...
100 Poo Jokes - 1
Available
Other Games

100 Poo Jokes

WW100CRJ02
$12.95
100 Seriously Poo Jokes by Ridley's Games.  Packaged in an illustrated turd shaped card box.
Crap Jokes Toilet Roll
Available
Bathroom

Crap Jokes Toilet Roll

MDICJTP12
$8.95
Enjoy some toilet humour while on the lavatory! Toilet paper printed with crap jokes to help pass the time. Excellent novelty gift that is sure to make anyone chuckle.
Sudoku Toilet Roll
Available
Bathroom

Sudoku Toilet Roll

TPSTR04
$8.95
Grab a pen, take your seat and get your brain ticking with this sudoku toilet roll. Not only will you be improving your brain power but this toilet paper will be sure to beat the boredom the old school way without the risk of having your mobile phone ended up in the toilet. Contains 285 sheets of sudoku puzzle.
Poo Head Hoop Game - 1
Available
Novelty Gifts

Poo Head Hoop Game

MDIPHHG06
$19.95
Poo jokes never get old. The perfect game for poo heads! One person wears the hoop headpiece, while others try to aim little foam poops into the net. A hilarious way to shoot some hoops.
Busters Hide-A-Key Hide Your Key Dog Poop - 1
Available
Gag Gifts

Busters Hide-A-Key Hide Your Key Dog Poop

WVBHDP02
$14.95
Because getting locked out really stinks. This decoy dog poop is actually a mini-safe for your keys. With true-to-life texture, size, and colouring, no one will ever know that the underside is a backup key for your house, garage, or shed. Features: Realistic fake dog poop Underside features a cavity (with lid) hides your spare keys Great for home...
Poo In Progress Warning Sign - 1
Available
Gag Gifts

Poo In Progress Warning Sign

MDI Australia
MDIPIPWS06
$12.95
Prevent disturbances with this helpful sign. Size: 12cm x 25cm x 1.5cm
Word Search Toilet Roll - 2
Available
Bathroom

Word Search Toilet Roll

MDIWSTP12
$8.95
Grab a pen, take your seat and get your brain ticking with this word search toilet roll. Not only will you be improving your brain power but this toilet paper will be sure to beat the boredom the old school way without the risk of having your mobile phone ended up in the toilet.
Toilet Basketball - 5
Available
Novelty Gifts

Toilet Basketball

MDITB004
$19.95
The perfect gift for basketball lovers looking to practice their aim in private! Simply attach the net to the back of your bathroom door or wherever's convenient, secure the ball holder within reach of your loo and slam dunk your way through your time on the throne! Includes a suction cup hoop, 3 balls and a do not disturb hanger.
Guess The Christmas Carol Toilet Roll - 1
Available
Bathroom

Guess The Christmas Carol Toilet Roll

MDIGC0612
$8.95
Keep the festive mood going even in the bathroom with this Guess the Carol toilet roll featuring lyrics from famous Christmas songs. Just how well do you know the classics? Perfect novelty gift for friends & family during the holiday season.
100 Fartastic Facts & Jokes - 1
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Available
Other Games

100 Fartastic Facts & Jokes

Wv100FFJ02
$19.95
What is the world record for the longest fart? Where does the word fart come from? Find out the answers to these important questions and have a laugh along the way.
Conundrums for the Khazi Toilet Roll - 1
  • New
Out of stock
Bathroom

Conundrums for the Khazi Toilet Roll

ISCWIC12
$8.95
This toilet roll is all fun toilet humour with trivia questions to ponder on the pan, crosswords to complete on the can and jokes to read in the john! Definitely help to kills some boredom in the toilet when you don't have your phone with you. 
Golden Toilet Mug - 1
Out of stock
Mug, Flask & Glass

Golden Toilet Mug

WVGTM002
$24.95
This Golden Toilet Mug is a guaranteed to crack a smile. This 10oz coffee mug is a hilarious way to start the day and make your co-workers do a double take. This high-quality ceramic coffee mug makes a great present for any gift giving occasion! It’s sure to be enjoyed by any potty-mouth, coffee drinker, or chronic farter. It also makes an excellent ice...
Emergency Underpants In Dispenser Box - 1
Out of stock
Gag Gifts

Emergency Underpants In Dispenser Box

WVEUDB02
$19.95
One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don’t fret, we’ve got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. These 3-1/2″ boxes look a lot like tissue boxes, but instead of tissues, they dispense polyester underpants! If you want to be extra safe, you should keep one by your...
52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Fart Edition - 1
Out of stock
Books

52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Fart Edition

BS52YDYF01
$19.95
Roaring from the rear, belching from behind, tooting the trouser trumpet – whatever you call it, we all fart, some of us more than others (and some a lot more than others). Everyone knows a committed farter – with their knowing smile, never shying away from taking full responsibility. Give them the recognition they deserve: a book celebrating their...
52 Things To Do While You Poo - 1
Out of stock
Books

52 Things To Do While You Poo

BS52YDYP01
$19.95
Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put together a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put, even if you don’t need to go. Doing a number two will never be the same again., ‘Every toilet should have a...
The Little Book of Shit Jokes : The Ultimate Collection of Jokes That Are So Bad They're Great - 1
Out of stock
Books

The Little Book of Shit Jokes : The Ultimate Collection of Jokes That Are So Bad...

PRLBSJ001
$17.95
My mate was selling a television cheap because the volume was broken. I couldn't turn it down. What's black and white and bad all over? These jokes! Groaning with silly gags, classic crap wisecracks, naff knock-knocks, poor puns and lame one-liners, this book will make you cry until you laugh. ISBN: 9781787830288Author: FINCH, SIDFormat:...
Crossword Toilet Roll - 2
Out of stock
Bathroom

Crossword Toilet Roll

ISCWIC12
$8.95
Grab a pen, take your seat and get your brain ticking with this crossword in a can toilet roll. Not only will you be improving your brain power but this toilet paper will be sure to beat the boredom the old school way without the risk of having your mobile phone ended up in the toilet. Contains 15 meter of crossword puzzle at your 'disposal'.
The Weener Kleener - 1
Out of stock
Gag Gifts

The Weener Kleener

WVTWK002
$12.95
A great “all around” cleaner Like most men, not all soaps were created equal. The Weener Kleener, however, is the best way to keep it clean. An outrageous gift for newlyweds, bachelorette parties, birthdays, and more. a great gag gift for birthdays & bachelorette parties outrageous, laugh-out-loud packaging one size fits most
52 Things to Learn on the Loo - 1
Out of stock
Books

52 Things to Learn on the Loo

PRB52LL01
$19.95
Make use of those dull moments on the lav by teaching yourself how a starfish eats a clam, how to say 'Hello' in every European language and what the dot over an i is called. Covering all types of trivia, from science and natural history to the different types of moustache, this little book contains enough fascinating facts to keep you learning throughout...
Aussie $100 Toilet Roll
Out of stock
Novelty Gifts

Aussie $100 Toilet Roll

MDAHTP12
$8.95
Live like you're filthy rich with this soft toilet paper with the Australian $100 note printed in full colour. Impress your guests with this ultimate luxury item. Excellent novelty gift that is sure to make anyone chuckle.
Things To Do While You Poo Toilet Roll
Out of stock
Bathroom

Things To Do While You Poo Toilet Roll

TUTWYPTR01
$9.95
Grab a pen, take your seat and get your brain ticking with puzzling brain teasers on every sheet. Not only will you be improving your brain power but this toilet paper will be sure to wipe away the misery from your crappy day and bring a smile to anyone's face.
Ring for Toilet Roll Bell
Out of stock
Gag Gifts

Ring for Toilet Roll Bell

LMRTPB03
$8.95
We've been there - done with a number 2 and realise there is not toilet roll in the toilet. Don't worry, Just ring the bell for SOS toilet paper service.  Handy and we are pretty sure you will put it in good use.
Potty Piano
Out of stock
Bathroom

Potty Piano

WVPP001
$34.95
The Potty Piano is a musical mat that fits just about any standard toilet which allows you to play a jingle while you tinkle! fully functioning keyboard with built-in speaker requires: 3 x button cell batteries included easy to clean (very important) on/off switch
Toilet Mug
Out of stock
Mug, Flask & Glass

Toilet Mug

MDITM04
$24.95
Shock everyone at work with this realistic looking toilet mug. Makes a perfect gift for any tea or coffee lover. The mug is designed to look just like a toilet to hold your favourite beverage. Definitely not for the weak stomach.   
Christmas Jokes Toilet Roll - 1
Out of stock
Bathroom

Christmas Jokes Toilet Roll

MDICJ0612
$8.95
Keep the festive mood going even in the bathroom with hilarious seasonal jokes to make you chuckle on the loo, and get the party laughing later! Perfect novelty gift for friends & family during the holiday season.
Toilet Shot Glasses - Set of 2 - 1
Out of stock
Mug, Flask & Glass

Toilet Shot Glasses - Set of 2

WVTSG0202
$19.95
Start the night where it ends with this set of 2 shot glasses that look just like a toilet.Disgustingly hilarious!
Public Toilet Survival Kit
Out of stock
Personal Care

Public Toilet Survival Kit

OLPTK012
$9.95
This survival kit ensures you a bacteria-free experience in any public toilet. Complete with two antiseptic wipes, a pair of disposable latex-free gloves and a toilet seat cover, this 9.5 cm tall small but practical can of emergency supplies will save your booty from being contaminated. 1 tin only
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Toilet humour could be a sensitive subject to some. It could offend yet it could bring a lot of joy and laughter. Our selected range of novelty toilet gifts are witty, clever and can be a great source of entertainment while on the can. Your toilet break will never be the same again.