Novelty Toilet Gifts

Toilet humour could be a sensitive subject to some. It could offend yet it could bring a lot of joy and laughter. Our selected range of novelty toilet gifts are witty, clever and can be a great source of entertainment while on the can. Your toilet break will never be the same again.

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Aussie $100 Toilet Roll

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Aussie $100 Toilet Roll

Live like you're filthy rich with this soft toilet paper with the Australian $100 note printed in full colour. Impress your guests with this ultimate luxury item. Excellent novelty gift that is sure to make anyone chuckle.

Things To Do While You Poo Toilet Roll

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Things To Do While You Poo Toilet Roll

Grab a pen, take your seat and get your brain ticking with puzzling brain teasers on every sheet. Not only will you be improving your brain power but this toilet paper will be sure to wipe away the misery from your crappy day and bring a smile to anyone's face.

Poo In Progress Warning Sign - 1

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Poo In Progress Warning Sign

Prevent disturbances with this helpful sign. Size: 12cm x 25cm x 1.5cm

Toilet Basketball - 5

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Toilet Basketball

The perfect gift for basketball lovers looking to practice their aim in private! Simply attach the net to the back of your bathroom door or wherever's convenient, secure the ball holder within reach of your loo and slam dunk your way through your time on the throne! Includes a suction cup hoop, 3 balls and a do not disturb hanger.

Do Not Cross - Crime Scene Toilet Roll - 1

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Do Not Cross - Crime Scene Toilet Roll

The toilet can turn into a real crime scene sometimes with a despicable mess of biohazardous materials and smells that no human should be bear. This toilet paper roll is a great reminder for THAT moment or a loud hint for THAT friend or family member! Featuring classic yellow and black stripes with big warning slogans printed across it; this toilet roll...

Guess Poo Game - 1

Kids Toys & Games

Guess Poo Game

This Guess Poo Game is pretty much Guess Who? but with a stinky twist. You are guessing the mystery poo lurking in your opponent's toilet bowl. So use your detective skills to flush out the suspect and identify that mystery poo! Ask questions like “Does he have a moustache?”, “Does she wear glasses?”. Take turns to ask your opponent questions, and flip...

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The Throne Novelty Number Plate

Hang it with pride where you hail as your throne. Be it your office chair, toilet seat or even your couch! Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L) Origin: Proudly Australian Made Note: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on road

Potty Putter - Toilet Golf - 1

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Potty Putter - Toilet Golf

Increase your golf putting skills while in the toilet! Comes complete with a putting green, a cup with a flag, 2 golf balls, a putter and a cheeky do not disturb door sign. A hilarious gift for all.

Brain Training While You Poo - 1

Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

Brain Training While You Poo

Don’t be a loo-ser – use these cards to train your brain and you’ll be a smart ass in no time. Butt be warned, if you want to be top of the plops you’ll need to get your thinking crap on! Contains: 100 braining training cards

Toilet Football Game - 1

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Toilet Football Game

Bring your soccer game along with you to the throne with this hilarious Toilet Football (Soccer) Game; where the love for soccer scores big in the smallest room of the house. Set includes:1 x Miniature soccer pitch 2 x Soccer balls 1 x Soccer shoes with handle 1 x Soccer goal with net 1 x Do not disturb door hanger

Camo Toilet Roll - 1

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Camo Toilet Roll

Ever tried finding the loo roll only to realise it’s gone full stealth mode? This camo toilet paper’s got a sense of humour almost as cheeky as the person using it. Perfect for the outdoor enthusiast or that mate who’s always up for a laugh, it’s a novelty roll that blends right in – literally. Great to use in the bush, just don’t drop it or you might...

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Toilet "Bowl" with Bamboo Chopsticks

Who knew a toilet bowl could actually be... a real bowl? This hilarious ceramic creation is perfect for serving up noodles with a side of laughs. Complete with bamboo chopsticks, it’s a quirky gift that's surprisingly useful.Dimensions: 25cm x 19cm x 14cm

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Funny Bathroom Guest Book

Ordinary guest books too often lack humour and verve - so Knock Knock created their own. This elegant yet daringly interactive guest book invite visitors to express themselves fully while on the throne, with hilarious prompts, doodle space, and a wry grading system. Because even though the party must end, the memories should linger. Features:Padded...

Find The Poo On The Loo (100 cards) - 1

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Find The Poo On The Loo (100 cards)

Get ready for a toilet-themed twist on the classic search-and-find challenge with Find the Poo on the Loo! Whether you're on the actual loo or just looking for laughs, this cheeky card game invites players of all ages to race and spot the hidden cartoon poop on every card. With 100 uniquely illustrated scenes full of bathroom chaos, each card hides a...

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High Hopes Soap On A Rope

4:20? Time to get super high-drated with our High Hopes Soap-on-a-Rope. Shaped like everyone’s favorite plant, this soap is perfect for a nice toke and soak.

Emergency Underpants In Dispenser Box - 1

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Emergency Underpants In Dispenser Box

One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don’t fret, we’ve got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. These 3-1/2″ boxes look a lot like tissue boxes, but instead of tissues, they dispense polyester underpants!If you want to be extra safe, you should keep one by your bedside,...

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52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Fart Edition - 1

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52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Fart Edition

Roaring from the rear, belching from behind, tooting the trouser trumpet – whatever you call it, we all fart, some of us more than others (and some a lot more than others). Everyone knows a committed farter – with their knowing smile, never shying away from taking full responsibility. Give them the recognition they deserve: a book celebrating their...

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52 Things To Do While You Poo - 1

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52 Things To Do While You Poo

Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put together a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put, even if you don’t need to go. Doing a number two will never be the same again., ‘Every toilet should have a...

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100 Poo Jokes - 1

Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

100 Poo Jokes

100 Seriously Poo Jokes by Ridley's Games. Packaged in an illustrated turd shaped card box.

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52 Things to Learn on the Loo - 1

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52 Things to Learn on the Loo

Make use of those dull moments on the lav by teaching yourself how a starfish eats a clam, how to say 'Hello' in every European language and what the dot over an i is called. Covering all types of trivia, from science and natural history to the different types of moustache, this little book contains enough fascinating facts to keep you learning throughout...

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Crap Jokes Toilet Roll

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Crap Jokes Toilet Roll

We all know that one of the most important parts of having a good time is laughter. And what better way to laugh than with some good, old-fashioned toilet humour? With the Crap Jokes Toilet Roll, you can enjoy a good laugh while you... well, you know. This amazing novelty gift of toilet paper is printed with hilarious jokes that are sure to get you...

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Public Toilet Survival Kit

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Public Toilet Survival Kit

This survival kit ensures you a bacteria-free experience in any public toilet.Complete with two antiseptic wipes, a pair of disposable latex-free gloves and a toilet seat cover, this 9.5 cm tall small but practical can of emergency supplies will save your booty from being contaminated.1 tin only

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52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Cricket Puzzle Book - 1

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52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Cricket Puzzle Book

If you can t watch the match from the comfort of your own toilet, you need something just as gripping to keep you enthralled. Whether it s finding the right pair of pads or discovering the longest and shortest test matches ever, this puzzle book is just the ticket! These amusing activities and fun facts will prove a sure-fire winner with any fan of the...

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Wash Your Nuts Soap On A Rope

This tongue in cheek soap on a rope will ensure the man in your life stays squeaky clean EVERYWHERE. Shaped like a pair of shiny acorns, our luxurious almond scented soap on a rope will hang in the shower just ready to be grabbed.Features:Almond fragrance 260g Comes with a rope of hanging in the shower

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Fart Extinguisher Air Freshener

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Fart Extinguisher Air Freshener

This handy pump air freshener is ideal for any situation in which air quality is compromised! Simply identify the source of the odour and spray vigorously at the farter! The bottle with pump spray is designed to look like a fire extinguisher and contains a fresh "Garden Melody" scent... so the Fart Extinguisher is not just a hilarious novelty gift but...

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Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

100 Totally Gross Jokes

These 100 Totally Gross Jokes from Ridley’s Games include revolting rhymes and putrid puns that will make you sick with laughter! Packaged in a cauldron of slime, they’re perfect for entertaining kids and making grown-ups groan.

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Toilet Timer

Keep bathroom breaks from turning into eternity with this hilarious Toilet Timer.This unique hour glass-style timer features a skeleton patiently waiting on the throne, reminding everyone that time is ticking! Designed to run for about five minutes, it’s a fun and practical way to encourage quicker trips to the loo.

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52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Sports Edition - 1

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52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Sports Edition

Any true fan knows that the porcelain umpire's chair is an ideal place to put your sporting knowledge to the test. This compendium of fun activities and quiz questions will have you spotting the difference at Wembley, finding a lost helmet at Lord's, and going for gold in Olympic omniscience. AUTHOR: Hugh Jassburn is not a fan of cheap toilet paper, and...

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52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Retirement Edition - 1

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52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Retirement Edition

From the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo, this entertaining collection of trivia and puzzles is a joyful celebration of your retirement! You may have just given up the nine-to-five, but now the real work begins! The next time you take a trip to the smallest room, let this colourful collection of puzzles, activities and trivia test you...

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Box Of Poo Prank Set - 1

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Box Of Poo Prank Set

Get ready for giggles with Rex London’s Sticky Poo! This fun and silly set includes three realistic-looking sticky poos, perfect for practical jokes and harmless pranks. Kids will love leaving these around to trick friends and family, bringing laughter and mischief to any occasion. Features:Realistic-Looking Sticky Poo: Includes three different fake...

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Poop Shoot Game - 1

Kids Toys & Games

Poop Shoot Game

Meet Tank, the cheeky little toilet who’s way too excited to cop flung poo nuggets for sport. Load up your catapult, take aim, and launch those mini poops straight into the bowl. First one to sink all their stinkers and shut the lid wins! It’s silly, it’s messy (well… fake messy), and it’ll have kids in stitches while the grown-ups pretend they’re too...

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