Desk & Office H.R. Violation Pen Pack DIHRVPP03 $29.95 Too sweary for HR. Too honest for your inbox. This pen pack is made for the workmate who’s just about had it — with emails, meetings, and Karen from Accounts. Each pen is loaded with sarcasm, sass, and a healthy dose of workplace rage:"As per my last f*ing email"** "I’m silently judging your grammar" "Did I roll my eyes out loud?" "I am the f*ing... Add to cart
Novelty Gifts Office Udder - Stress Relief Desk Toy WVBSOU03 $19.95 For when your day at work is so stressful it’s udderly ridiculous, we’ve created Office Udders. These highly squishable silicon cow boobs stick firmly to the underside of your desk, offering you a truly durable and discreet tug without ever having to leave your workstation. Boss riding you like Seabiscuit? Simply grab these glands and milk your anger dry! Add to cart
-$10.00 Novelty Gifts Seriously! Talking Desktop Punch Bag ISSDPB09 $9.95 $19.95 Give your stress a smack with this hilarious Desktop Punching Bag — the little red rage-reliever your desk never knew it needed. Stick it down with the suction base, give it a whack, and watch it bounce right back for round two (or ten). Perfect for anyone who deals with annoying emails, slow computers, or that one coworker who says “quick question” at... Add to cart
Novelty Gifts Magic Shot - Basketball Hoop For Waste Bin With Sound TPLMS04 $34.95 Dunk your rubbish like an all-star player with this hilarious Magic Shot - Basketball Hoop For Waste Bin With Sound. Every free throw that you successfully get into the hoop will ignite loud roars and cheers! Simply clips the miniature hoop directly onto your regular waste basket using the versatile backboard clip and turn your lunch time into a... Add to cart
Novelty Gifts Poppit Stress Sheets TUPPSS02 $8.95 Once you pop - it's tricky to stop. Pop to your heart's content with these 14 sheets of bubble wrap-inspired goodness.So pop your stress away; its cheaper than a therapy! Add to cart
-$4.00 Desk & Office Executive Decision Maker ISEDM006 $22.95 $26.95 Feeling unsure? Completely uncertain? Or just bad at making decisions… Let the pendulum answer your burning questions for you! Simply ask your yes or no question then swing the pendulum. Watch with anticipation as the metal ball moves across the base, eventually settling on your answer. Features:6 possible answers to help you make decisions... Add to cart
-$18.00 Desk & Office Executive Bamboo Desk Organiser ISEBDO06 $14.95 $32.95 Organise loose items on your desk in one sleek place. This stylish bamboo desk organiser features 6 handy storage compartments including 2 slots for phone or tablet.Perfect for home office, office or any desk use.Measurement: 25cm x 15cm x 3cm Add to cart
Desk & Office Emergency Affirmations For Exceptionally Stupid Days ISEAESD05 $36.95 We all need a little reassurance sometimes. Big presentation coming up, but feeling the jitters? Well, just reach into this box of emergency affirmations by Brass Monkey and grab one to help.Features:Deck includes 100 unique affirmation cards. Each card back features space to list all of the amazing, life-changing things that the affirmation helped... Add to cart
Coffee Mugs I'm Doing My F*cking Best Mug DIDMFBM03 $24.95 For the overworked, under-caffeinated legend just trying to keep it together—this mug gets it. The "I'm Doing My F*cking Best" mug is your daily dose of honesty served with a splash of caffeine and a sprinkle of swearing. Whether you're juggling life, work, kids, or just trying to remember why you walked into the kitchen, this mug says it loud so you... Add to cart
Desktop Toys Desktop Soccer Goals Sticky Notes by Kikkerland ISDGSN06 $22.95 Write, crumple and score! 200 sticky notes transform into soccer balls when crumpled. Includes a mini plywood soccer goal for fun, interactive note-taking. Add to cart
-$7.00 Novelty Gifts Little Bottle Of Focus – 52 Weekly Positive Quotes WVLBFQ03 $9.95 $16.95 Designed with positivity in mind, these little bottles offer a charming and upbeat spin on the classic S.O.S. message. Perk up your routine with motivational messages that bring smiles, calm and confidence to an ordinary day. Add to cart
Coffee Mugs Fuelled By Sarcasm And Coffee Mug TSKFSCM02 $14.95 For the person who survives the day on caffeine and a healthy dose of sarcasm, the Fuelled By Sarcasm And Coffee Mug is basically their spirit animal in mug form. Strong, sassy and perfect for the office, home, or anyone who replies with one eyebrow raised — this one’s a daily reminder that attitude and caffeine go hand in hand. Features:Material:... Add to cart
Desk & Office Small Classic Newton Cradle MDI Australia MDICNCS02 $24.95 Watch science in motion with the Newton's Cradle on a elegant marble-look base. Just lift one ball and momentum will create a pendulum motionA great distraction and fun piece to watch for all ages.Measurements: 13cm (L) x 11.5cm (W) x 14cm (H) Add to cart
Novelty Gifts Mini Desk Vacuum - World's Smallest Vacuum Cleaner MDIWSVC12 $19.95 Fear not the rising tide of dust and crumbs - for this mini desk vacuum is here to take the bad things away with ease. The perfect little companion for your desktop because it can reach tight places like your keyboard and it really sucks! Handy desktop size with with reusable filter, extra long 1.5 metre cables and 2 attachments. Size: 11cm x 4.2cm x... See Options
Jokes & Fun Fact Cards How to Give Zero F**ks WVHGZF03 $19.95 Do you know someone who needs to give less f**ks? This no bullsh*t card pack features 100 affirmations and advice on how to care less and get more of the life you want. Features:Packaging: Cardboard box Dims: 16x9x3.5cm Product Info: 100 cards Add to cart
Desktop Toys Desktop Dunks Sticky Notes by Kikkerland ISDDSN06 $22.95 Write, crumple and drunk! 200 sticky notes transform into basketballs when crumpled. Includes a pencil stand and mini basketball hoop for interactive fun. Add to cart
Notebooks & Journals I Like Pretty Things And The Word F*ck Notebook DIILPT03 $24.95 Like all aesthetic things in the world, it takes a sharp mind to appreciate a good swear word. This handy A5 notebook has a soft neoskin cover - to compliment your harsh language and it's as pretty as it is sweary. Features: 80 lined leaves (160 pages) elastic closure bookmark ribbon Add to cart
Novelty Gifts Allergy to Work Mints - Sweet First Aid Mints WVAWM004 $7.95 Cure your “can’t be bothered” Mondays with the Sweet First Aid – Allergy to Work Mints! These cheeky little mint candies are the perfect pick-me-up for anyone allergic to early starts, endless meetings, or productivity itself. Pop a few and you’ll look busy, feel “motivated,” and maybe even get some actual work done (no promises). A hilarious gift for... Add to cart
-$7.00 Desk & Office Little Bottle Of Motivation – 52 Weekly Motivational Quotes WVLBMQ03 $9.95 $16.95 Meet your daily dose of inspiration — the Little Bottle of Motivation! Pop the lid to reveal a scroll packed with bite-sized motivational quotes guaranteed to lift your mood and get you moving. Perfect for your desk, bedside table, or to gift a mate who needs a little pep talk in a jar. It’s like having your own personal cheer squad, minus the glitter... Add to cart
Novelty Gifts Knockout Tabletop Punching Ball by Legami TPKTPB04 $39.95 Whether you’re auditioning for funfair strongman or just working out some workplace frustration, the Tabletop Punching Ball is just what you need! Desktop Punchball with air pump for manual inflation and suction cup for adherence to the desk. Fun gift idea for fitness-obsessed friends or the perfect tool for stress relief with instant result! Add to cart
Coffee Mugs She Believed She Could Mug DISBSCM03 $24.95 She believed she could… but then life said nah. This mug is for every woman who's powered by ambition, sarcasm, and at least three cups of coffee—but still ends up too bloody tired to bother. With a blunt, hilarious quote that hits a little too close to home, this mug makes the perfect gift for your overachieving (but exhausted) bestie, co-worker, or... Add to cart
Notebooks & Journals Definitely Not My Passwords - A Tiny Password Diary ISDNMP005 $14.95 These journals will help you remember the important passwords of your life–you know, like that old AOL email you only use for sale notifications. That’s right. Finally. Features a perfect bound foil stamped felt cover with gold edged paper cover and 112 pages, each one designed with space for the login, password, or security question, this password... Add to cart
Desk & Office Relaxing Mini Zen Garden ISRMZG08 $24.95 Help to relieve stress and to find peace and tranquillity with this beautiful mini garden. Enjoy a sense of soothing relaxation as you rake the sand and arrange the crystals. Desktop zen garden kits are designed to recreate the landscape gardens of Japanese Zen Buddhism on a small scale, using rocks or crystals and gravel or sand to recreate the essence... Add to cart
Novelty Gifts Stubby Cooler Secret Flask MDISCF005 $21.95 This cheeky stubby cooler disguised as a water bottle so take your booze with you everywhere you go. Unscrew the bottom to put your beer bottle inside, then unscrew the cap to drink your beer with no one knowing! Features:Lined with neoprene to keep your stubby ice cold Handy bottle opener keyring attached to the lid Add to cart
Desk & Office Classic Newton Cradle MDI Australia MDICNC002 $34.95 The original classic executive desk toy is back! The pendulum sound of the balls clacking together help with creativity, focus and relaxation in the office. A perfect gift for businessmen, busy executives and students! Measurements: 18cm (L) x 15cm (W) x 19cm (H) Add to cart
-$18.00 Desktop Toys Maverick Moving Sand Art Frame ISESAF06 $41.95 $59.95 Mesmerising and relaxing. Sand Art uses the forces of gravity to create completely unique sandscapes every time you turn it. Before first use (and as required), gently shake the frame to make lots of small bubbles - this will enable you to create more intricate patterns and pictures. Can be used portrait or landscape. Self standing frame Dimension: 21cm... Add to cart
Coffee Mugs For Fox Sake Mug LMFFSM06 $24.95 Safe for the office, sweary without the sweary! Features:Ceramic mug Dishwasher safe Add to cart
Coffee Mugs Caffeine Mug HBCM2001 $16.95 Perk yourself up with a cup of C₈H ₁₀N₄0₂… yes, coffee! This caffeine mug is etched with markings in homage to the wonderful world of science! Size: 11cm x 9cm x 10cm Add to cart
Category Original 10-in-1 Credit Card Multi-Tool by Gentlemen's Hardware WWCCOC02 $22.95 210 trusty tools built into one robust Credit Card size tool. Features:Stainless Steel Includes: can opener, knife blade, screwdriver, ruler, 2 position wrenches, bottle opener, butterfly wrench, saw blade and direction ancillary indication. Presented in a retro-look Gentlemen’s Hardware gift box. Box Dimensions: 25 x 11 x 80 mm Product... Add to cart
-$5.00 Tools Titanium 15-in-1 Credit Card Multi-Tool by Gentlemen's Hardware WWCCTT02 $17.95 $22.95 15 trusty tools built into one robust Credit Card Tool Features:Titanium Coated. Includes the following tools: cutting edge, large flathead screwdriver, bottle opener, two spoke keys (3.3mm and 3.45mm), moustache/beard comb, small flathead screwdriver, phone stand, nail/wood file, ruler, nail pry, accessory bit driver, saw blade, wrenches, box... Add to cart
Novelty Gifts Star Wars - The Child Stress Ball GXTCSB02 $18.95 The Mandalorian, Grogu The Child aka "Baby Yoda" stress ball is here to help you calm down and relax.This officially licensed stress ball makes great gift for any Mando fan out there. Add to cart
Desk & Office Star Wars - The Mandalorian Stress Ball GXTMSB02 $18.95 Let this officially licensed stress ball help de-stress you. The protagonist of The Mandalorian is here to help you calm down and relax in the form of a grey helmet-shaped stress ball. Perfect for relieving anxiety which can help you focus and improve concentration. Add to cart
Wallets & Purses Coffee Money Coin Purse OTCCMCP06 $12.95 Every cents count towards your sanity. Designed by 64 colors using 95% post consumer recycled material. Measurements: 7.6 cm (H) x 10.1 cm (W) Add to cart
Tote Bags This Bag Holds All My Shit Together Large Tote Bag SSBSTB01 $29.95 Large premium tote bag to hold all your shit together. Features:Material: Premium 370gsm 100% cotton canvas Measurements: 40cm (H) x 44cm (W) x 10cm (D) Long handles are approximately 33cm from the top-centre of bag to top-centre of handles Handle straps are 3cm thick Strong and extremely durable Add to cart
Desk & Office Mini Fitzroy's Storm Glass HJFMFSG08 $17.95 The storm glass was popularised by Admiral Robert Fitzroy after his historic voyage on the HMS Beagle. How the Storm Glass works is still a mystery, but it is believed that electromagnetic changes in weather patterns activate the crystals inside (sealed glass chamber fill with crystals when air pressure decreases). This is a gorgeous decorative gift... Add to cart
Novelty Gifts Anti Bullshit Spray LMABS03 $14.95 How many people do you know who could benefit from a gift like this Anti Bullshit Spray? It will freshen any room after a nasty bout of bullshit. Pass it to the offender and keep them quiet if only for a short while, or use it yourself for instant relief after the gossiper has left. This makes a great Secret Santa gift or funny Birthday present from Find... Add to cart