Christmas Gifts for Grandad
Reusable 'ice cubes' that you can use over and over again. Contains 9 rocks that also come in a black velvet storage pouch.
If you need to make sure you wake up on time but don't want to disturb your partner or roommates, this clever gadget will send you a wake-up call without disturbing them.Strap it to your wrist or place it under your pillow and it'll shake and vibrate to wake you up. This vibration alarm feature also means that the Shake-N-Wake alarm is useful for anyone...
Mark your pop's territory with this metal number plate. Hang it with pride on his garage or workshop's wall.Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L)Origin: Proudly Australian MadeNote: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on roads.
Funny metal number plate makes great conversation starter. A great gift for the grumpy old man with a sense of humour.Note: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on roads.Embossed
Phone & Tablet Accessories
Transform your mobile phone into a retro TV with this mini retro TV mobile phone stand. Simply insert your mobile phone and play any video for a retro TV experience. Connect to the speaker via bluetooth for a full and natural stereo sound. Also features realistic retro volume, track, pause and play control buttons. And when you're not using your phone,...
For anything from picnicking to camping, there’s room in here for anything you want to keep cold. The 100% Australian wool insulation can chill things for up to 24 hours, and it’s big enough for six large bottle or a dozen cans. Capacity: 6 large bottles Dimensions:29cm x 42cm x 18cm
Jet Set Go! This airport-friendly Flight Ready Kit features four travel grooming products; sandalwood scented Shaving Cream, Post-Shave Lotion and Hair & Body Wash and citrus scented Face Wash. Each bottle contains 60ml. Packaged in a branded tin. Tin measures: 130 x 180 x 50mm.
Keep your Grumpy Old Man cool, calm and collected (for a while, anyway) with a Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt. Let the Grumpy Old Man knows he means the world to you. Maybe he’ll manage to mumble “thanks” or maybe you’ll even get (gasp) a smile from him? Material: 100% CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE
Great t-shirt for the fishing enthusiast. Material: CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE
A rugged toiletry bag suitable for a rugged man. Waterproof, both inside and out (like that man hopefully is).*shaving tools not included Dimensions: 18cm (D) x 25cm (W) x 9cm (H)
Cast iron tool with an added feature: a bottle opener. If your latest DIY project is thirsty work, crack open a cold drink after a hard day in the workshop. Perfect practical accessories for the work bench, kitchen counter, shelf, or wherever you need to open bottles fast.Material: Cast iron
Mug, Flask & Glass
A lovely mug with beautiful inside-the-mug arts to remind you every morning that 'Owl" you need is love. Size: 400ml
Keep your valuables secure with this ingenious book-lookalike safe. Not only does it keep your valuables under lock and key, but with its New English Dictionary cover it could easily be mistaken for just another book on your shelf! After all, the last thing a thief will have time to do while on the hunt for swag is rifle through the dictionary to look up...
Home Decorations & Furnishing
Keep your books in good order, courtesy of The Force. Featuring two sturdy Original Stormtrooper bookends, created in the likeness of the Original Stormtrooper helmet. Sure to be a great piece to have on any shelf, as well as a great conversation starter when you have guests over.
Inflatable walking stick shaped just like the old traditional cane. Good height that would suit most people. The perfect gag gift for friends or family who is a little over-the-hill.
Designated fishing t-shirt. Great gift for those who love fishing! Material: CottonColour: Blue / White SIZE GUIDE
These socks are reserved for only the true golfers. Men's shoe size 7-12.57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Beer holder for none other that the retired old fart.These neoprene lined holder will keep your beer cold and your hand warm while enjoying your beer.
Mug, Flask & Glass
Set of two rocking whisky glasses. The cleverly crafted design allows the glasses to rock and rotate without spilling. Capacity: 230ml Glass size: 88 x 90mm
From a drop of wine to a dash of tea, you need somewhere to place your glass or cup in between sips. These cork backed coasters will add flair to any table for any occasion especially for the aspiring fisherman! Available gift boxed in sets of 8 different quotes each. Size: 10cm x 10cm
A cassette-tape-shaped greeting card for sending recorded messages to friends and family. When a hand written message doesn't quite cut it, send a sound recording in the form of a retro mixtape. Record for up to two minutes, handwrite a message, seal with the included sticker and send off to the lucky recipient. Your message will play automatically when...
Love the taste of a whisky after a long day? When drinking it alone is not enough? Bath in it and cover yourself in whisky with these whisky scented bath bombs. Perfect for whisky lovers! Contains: 10 x mini whisky scented bath bombsNote: Bath bombs are not alcoholic
Big Mouth! Inc
Bottle opener for the real man. Made from a .50 caliber bullet 14.3cm long
The perfect beer stubby holder for the grumpy old man.These neoprene lined holder will keep the old man's beer cold and his hand warm while enjoying his beer.
This golf father t-shirt is the perfect gift for any golfing dad. Material: CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE
Great t-shirt for the fishing enthusiast. Material: CottonColour: Navy Blue SIZE GUIDE
Grab your friends and raise a glass to the Galaxy with this set of 4 highball glasses. Includes 2 clear and 2 black glasses printed with the Original Stormtrooper in full battle attire. In 1976 prop maker Andrew Ainsworth of Shepperton Design Studios created the original Stormtrooper helmets and armour for the first movie. These products are based on the...
Shoes & Slippers
Buff & Shine with 2 brushes, black and neutral polish, cleaning cloth. Presented in felt zip-up case with kraft style belly band. Case measures 16.5cm x 11cm x 6.5cm Contents: 2 x brushes (one ‘soft’ and one ’hard’) - 12cm x 4cm x 2.8cm each 2 x tins of polish (one black and one neutral) – 7.5cm diameter 1 x yellow cloth
Socks or Jocks
The perfect gift for the handy man in your life. Men's shoe size 7-12.57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Let the Grumpy Old Man embrace his grumpiness with this funny t-shirt. Maybe when he reads what's on the t-shirt, you’ll even get (gasp) a smile from him? Material: 100% CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE
Personal Care for Him
Keep the moustache looking terrific with this stylish tools for moustache, beard, facial hair of all sort. The gentleman moustache grooming kit makes a perfect gift for a man on the go. Kit includes one premium stainless steel styling comb and one pair of stainless steel scissors. Matte black and super stylish!
Mug, Flask & Glass
The perfect mug for the golf mad.
Put some fun into opening a bottle of wine with the Corkpops Legacy Wine Opener. Simply insert the needle straight down through the cork, press once and the cork pops out. The Corkpops Legacy combines the fastest and easiest way to open a bottle of wine with the added convenience of a built-in 4 blade foil cutter and patented cork release feature. Here -...
This exclusive combination games set comes in high quality walnut wood finished. Size: 33cm Games include: - Chess- Checker- Cribbage- Backgammon- Poker Deck- Playing Card- Dice
Hampers for Men
Keep your gentleman looking and feeling dapper with this sophisticated gift set. Gift Includes: Sir Sock Dapper Men’s Socks Gentleman’s Hardware Buff and Shine Shoe Polish Kit. Presented in canvas zip-up case with 2 brushes, one soft and one hard, black and neutral polish and a polishing cloth. Gentleman’s Hardware Post Shave Lotion 100ml The Everleigh...
Why take one when you can take two? This two wine bottle cooler bag is ideal for BYO occasions. It holds two large bottles and the built-in, wool-padded divider means not only greater protection but also a chilled white kept cold and a red kept at room temperature. Capacity: 14 litres – 2 large bottles or 6 cans or stubbies. Dimensions: 24cm (W) x 10cm...
Give your shoes a proper buff and polish and put your best foot forward with this smart Travel Shoe Shine Tin from Gentlemen's Hardware. Packaged in a traditional shoe polish style tin, the kit includes 1 x black polish 1 x neutral polish 1 x small brush 1 x cleaning cloth. For true gents who like things fine, dandy and in tip-top shape.
Got a wife that knows too much? This t-shirt is just for you. Material: CottonColour: Black SIZE GUIDE
Keep your Grumpy Old Man cool, calm and collected (for a while, anyway) with a Grumpy Old Man Cap. Let the Grumpy Old Man knows he means the world to you. Features: Made from 100% cotton One size fits most - a metal clip at the back of the cap allows you to adjust the size Hand wash only
If you’re looking for a swear jar for the grumpy old man in your house, why not try the grump old man money tin. It reads “Pay Up Instant Fines For Being a Grumpy Old Man.” This unique money tin is specifically designed as a novelty gift which is to prevent him from being a grumpy old man.
Personal Care for Him
The Beard Catcher is exactly what the name says it is - it catchers your beard during your routine trim. Simply stick the 2 suction cups to the mirror, loop the domed apron onto the hooks and voila! no more hair all over the bathroom sink! The perfect gift for your bearded partner, dad, grandad, or anyone who would find this smart invention a handy thing...
Socks or Jocks
Note: Price is for one pair of socks only, a random colour will be sent Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi! Features: One size fits all Crew style Made from 80% cotton, 17% nylon and 3% elastane Care instructions: Warm machine wash, tumble dry low, do not bleach
Desk and Office
Break up the monotony of work and bring some LOLs to the office with this Grumpy Old Man desk sign. Measurements: 14cm x 3cm.
You know you're having a senior moment when you decide it's time to pull up your socks, and realise you forgot to put any on. If this sounds all too familiar, read on to discover whether your marbles just need a spring clean or you've well and truly lost them! A light-hearted gift that’s perfect for a retirement party, milestone birthday or any other...
The Big Black Box of Lures is a gift boxed collection of quality tested hard body fishing lures suitable for a range of Fresh & Salt water fishing conditions. The matched selection is great fun whether jigging for squid, surface fishing, trolling, or throwing a few deep diving lures around. This set provides a capability for fishing opportunities in...
Mug, Flask & Glass
The perfect mug for the cricket mad.
BEER! If beer is the drink of choice then look no further, our coasters are THE prefect gift. These cork backed coasters will add flair to any table for any occasion especially! Available gift boxed in sets of 8 different quotes each. Size: 10cm x 10cm
Any time is a good time for a game of Texas Hold-'em, and with this mini desktop poker set, you literally have Las Vegas in your pocket! This set includes everything you need to play the classic game. Ideal for slipping into your drawer at work or for taking on your travels. Features: Dimensions: 24 x 18 x 4.5 cms Inclusions: Playing mat, 1 x deck of...
A great gift for the retiree who can handle a little bit of humour in his life. Material: CottonColour: Navy SIZE GUIDE
Ingenious construction complemented with optimal convenience, this on-bottle wine aerator does it all: serves up a perfect pour, eliminates drips, and fully aerates and oxides your wine for maximum flavor and quality. No stands, no hands, no mess, no fuss. vinOair makes the perfect pour everytime!
This selection provides a variety of lure designs and sizes. Included are over 70 hard body surface, suspending and diving lures, scented Soft Plastic Vibration Lures and Curly Tail soft plastics, with matched jig heads and weedless fishing rigging options. The inclusions will provide a range of capabilities and actions designed to entice those species...
We've been there - done with a number 2 and realise there is not toilet roll in the toilet. Don't worry, Just ring the bell for SOS toilet paper service. Handy and we are pretty sure you will put it in good use.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose. Men's shoe size 7-12.57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Beer is the world's most popular alcoholic drink - a joy-giving, convivial, nutritious and delicious gift from nature and possibly the most diverse alcoholic libation with over 100 different styles and thousands of brands. So with all that choice, how do you choose what to drink? This book, written by a leading beer sommelier, has the answer. Containing...
Just what every Fisherman needs on their day out. This collection of lure fishing tackle brings some of the best of fishing lure technology together into one set and will provide many options when out chasing a big one, from a boat, yak or shore. Included are selected hard body diving, suspending, and top water lures. These are complemented with a range...
Personal Care for Him
Fishy Fingers is the ultimate soap for removing those pungent sea stenches such as fish, bait, burley from your hands. It is no secret that the worst thing about fishing is trying to enjoy smoko or lunch, after a busy morning on the rods, with the pungent stench of fish plastered on your hands. Fishy Fingers is the product the average Kiwi Joe fisherman...
Realistic and easy to hide, the RocKEY keeps your key safe and hidden until you need it. Pop off the back, put your key inside and place the rock where only you can find.
This is the grump notebook for the professional-level grump with big complaints. Now with 96 pages, this notebook should last even the biggest grump for at least a month. Includes an elastic strap to hold the notebook closed and a ribbon bookmark so you can keep track of your latest rants and disappointments. Features: Notebook for grumps 96 lined...
Traditional cast iron G-Clamp with an added feature: a bottle opener. If your latest DIY project is thirsty work, crack open a cold drink after a hard day in the workshop. It can be clamped to a garden table, work bench, kitchen counter, shelf, or wherever you need to open bottles fast and the best thing is, you'll never lose it.Material: Cast...