Miss Smarty Pants | Gift Ideas For Women

Is she witty and highly intelligent? Does she know it all, wins at scrabble, wins debates, plays golf and speaks more than one languages? If she fits the descriptions, then she could be Miss Smarty Pants and might like some of these great gift ideas on this page.

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Monopoly - Sydney Edition
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Board Games

Monopoly - Sydney Edition

ICMSE01
$44.95 $49.95
Stroll by Hyde Park, browse the markets at The Rocks and visit the animals at Taronga Zoo! Soak up all the iconic viewsacross Sydney Harbour and Stand a chance to own them all! So locate your favourite Sydney hotspots and roll the dice to begin your property building empire in this new version of the classic Monopoly game. Officially licensed Monopoly...
The Laptop Carrier by Didgeridoonas
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Didgeridoonas

The Laptop Carrier by Didgeridoonas

DALTC01
$99.95
Keep your hardware safe with this padded Laptop Carrier. The bag features an oilskin outer and is lined with Teflon coated canvas. Strong fastenings secure a fully adjustable shoulder strap with metal fittings.Dimensions: 39cm (W) x 7cm (D) x 30cm (H)
Mini Laptop Carrier by Didgeridoonas
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Didgeridoonas

Mini Laptop Carrier by Didgeridoonas

DAMLTC01
$79.95
Protect your hardware with this smaller version of the original Didgeridoonas Laptop Carrier. Designed to fit 9-10 inch Notebooks and up to 13 inch MacBooks. The Mini Laptop Carrier is insulated to ensure that your laptop is protected from temperature extremes and knocks and bumps. The product also features an adjustable shoulder strap with sturdy metal...
Torpedo Run Puzzle
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3D Puzzle

Torpedo Run Puzzle

PGTPR025
$16.95
The shuttle in the cage is desperate to escape from it's prison - can you be it's saviour?Here is an exciting puzzle for a man who enjoys a challenge. The aim of this puzzle is to remove the shuttle from the cage. Difficulty: Hard but not ExtremeMaterial: stainless steel.Size: 75mm x 45mm x 45mm
Light Headed Bowler Hat
Available
Novelty

Light Headed Bowler Hat

AALHBH06
$29.95
A bowler hat and a lamp - What a bright idea! Perfect for a dress up party, costume night, festive season or even a creative business meeting. When this cool hat is not adorning your head, it makes a really good desk lamp too.
51 Most Popular Drinking Games
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Drinking Games

51 Most Popular Drinking Games

MDI Australia
MDIGM51
$34.95
The 51 most popular drinking games is your all-in-one drinking entertainment. It includes a detailed rule book dices, pack of cards, drinking cards and some tokens. A great game to try out with your friends on a Friday night indoors.
Keep Calm and Stay Classy Tin Sign
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Tin Sign

Keep Calm and Stay Classy Tin Sign

DSKCSC04
$24.95
A definite conversation starter as well as look great hanging in bedrooms, garages, bars, games room or where ever you want to hang them. non-embossed flat sign made of lightweight aluminium pre-drilled - ready to hang. Great gift for that classy lady you know. Size: 23cm x 30cm
Keep Calm and Read On Tin Sign
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Tin Sign

Keep Calm and Read On Tin Sign

DSKCRO04
$24.95
A definite conversation starter as well as look great hanging in bedrooms, garages, bars, games room or where ever you want to hang them. non-embossed flat sign made of lightweight aluminium pre-drilled - ready to hang. Great gift for the book lovers or students. Size: 23cm x 30cm
Snapshot Vintage Pencil Sharpener - 1
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Stationery

Snapshot Vintage Pencil Sharpener

OLSPS01
$24.95 $39.95
Unleash your inner hipster with this vintage but trendy camera-styled pencil sharpener. Sharpen your pencil in style today. Dimensions: 11.5 x 6.5 x 10.5 cm
Classic Newton Cradle
Available
Desk and Office

Classic Newton Cradle

MDI Australia
MDICNC002
$29.95
The original classic executive desk toy is back! The pendulum sound of the balls clacking together help with creativity, focus and relaxation in the office. A prefect gift for businessmen, busy executives and students! Measurements: 18cm (L) x 15cm (W) x 19cm (H)
Plasma Ball - 8 Inch
Available
Home Decorations & Furnishing

Plasma Ball - 8 Inch

MDI Australia
MDI8PB01
$59.95
This Plasma Ball is the mother of plasma balls at 8 inches in diameter with a black back cover to increase the visibility and effect of the lightning. The 8-inch Plasma Ball reacts to sound and touch due to a reaction between the current and negatively ionised gas that fills the sphere. CM: 20.32cm
Drinking Lucky Bird
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Other Games

Drinking Lucky Bird Duncan

MDI Australia
MDIBD003
$12.95
This classic novelty drinking bird is a scientific wonder. Dip head in water and the liquid inside will flow upside down to make Duncan bob. This seemingly simple device uses the principles of thermodynamics to maintain a constant bobbing motion.
Monopoly - Adelaide Edition
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Monopoly

Monopoly - Adelaide Edition

ICMAE01
$44.95 $49.95
This collectible edition of Monopoly features many famous Adelaide locations, such as Holy Trinity Church, Barossa Valley, River Torrens, and the Art Gallery of South Australia. A fantastic Australian souvenir or Adelaide memorabilia, the game board is a fun family activity that celebrates the city of Adelaide. Officially licensed Monopoly Board...
Monopoly - Auckland Edition
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Board Games

Monopoly - Auckland Edition

ICMAE02
$44.95 $49.95
This Monopoly edition has captured the essence of the beautiful city of Auckland. Head to the Waitakere Ranges and Piha Beach. Have a picnic the Auckland Domain and visit to the Auckland Museum. Or why not dine in Wynyard Quarter and enjoy the sporting action at Eden Park! Own them all on the special edition Auckland Monopoly. Officially licensed...
Neon Step & Wheel Liquid Timer
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Novelty Gifts

Neon Step & Wheel Liquid Timer

MDINSLT03
$10.95
Watch the neon green liquid ooze drip down in a zig zag pattern. When you flip it over the blue gel drips down to spin the wheel. An entertaining toy for all ages, everyone will find themselves entranced in watching it. Size: 4cm x 5cm x 12cm
Colour Motion Liquid Timer
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Novelty Gifts

Colour Motion Liquid Timer

MDICMLT03
$12.95
Watch the multicoloured liquid quickly drip down to create colourful effects and motions. Like oil and water, the colours never combine but occasionally fuse together to make pretty multi coloured formations. An entertaining and soothing toy for all ages. Size: 5cm x 3cm x 14cm
Complaint Department Grenade Mug
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Mug, Flask & Glass

Complaint Department Grenade Mug

WVCDG001
$19.95
Well now they know where to place their complaints... NOT! Unless they want to cause an explosion! Let them know you mean business with this funny coffee mug.
Galileo Thermometer - 28 cm
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Toys & Games

Galileo Thermometer - 28 cm

HJGT28
$29.95
The Galileo Thermometer, invented by Galileo Galilei in the 17th century is a thermometer made of a sealed glass cylinder containing a clear liquid and a series of sealed glass balls with different densities which could rise or fall as the temperature changes. By doing that, the balls form a temperature scale.This 28cm tall Galileo Thermometer consists of...
Galileo Thermometer - 44 cm
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Home Decorations & Furnishing

Galileo Thermometer - 44 cm

HJGT44
$54.95
The Galileo Thermometer, invented by Galileo Galilei in the 17th century is a thermometer made of a sealed glass cylinder containing a clear liquid and a series of sealed glass balls with different densities which could rise or fall as the temperature changes. By doing that, the balls form a temperature scale.This 44cm tall Galileo Thermometer consists 10...
Foucault's Pendulum - 38cm
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Homewares

Foucault's Pendulum - 38cm

HJFP38
$39.95
This simple yet sophisticated device with a black stand is the perfect size to sit on your desk. With its rhythmic motion, this pendulum creates beautiful and complicated geometric patterns in the sand and the patterns are never the same! Therapeutic and addictive! Mesmerizing and addictive! The pendulum is more than just an elegant desktop toy, it...
Periodic Mug - 1
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Mug, Flask & Glass

Periodic Mug

HJPM004
$14.95
Drinking Your Morning Coffee Couldn't Be More Elemental Fully accurate and complete reference guide with a bright multi-color design. The perfect teacher’s gift or student desk accessory.
Kids Microscope Set with Case (28 Piece) - 1
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Cool Gadgets

Kids Microscope Set with Case (28 Piece)

HJMSC02
$89.95
This 28 piece microscope kit comes contains everything you need to start your discovery into the microscopic world! Kit Includes: Microscope with three objective lenses - 100x, 400x, 1200x magnification. Carry case 5 prepared slides 7 blank slides and slide covers 1 x petri dish dye brine tweezers and more
Foucault's Pendulum - 55cm
Available
Home Decorations & Furnishing

Foucault's Pendulum - 55cm

HJFP55
$89.95
This simple yet elegant device consists of a metal pendulum suspended from an executive wooden stand, and can be used to demonstrate that the Earth does, indeed, rotate. With its rhythmic motion, this pendulum gently creates beautiful Lissajous patterns in the sand and the patterns are never the same! Mesmerizing and addictive! The metal pendulum...
Kinetic Art Solar System
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Desk and Office

Kinetic Art Solar System

MDI Australia
MDIKASS02
$39.95
Dazzling desktop piece powered by physics. Each of the rings spin independently, creating a dynamic model of our solar system. Dimensions: 20cm(L) x 30cm(H) Requires: 2 x AA batteries not included Scroll down for video.
Kinetic Art Ball Spinner
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Desk and Office

Kinetic Art Ball Spinner

MDI Australia
MDIKABS03
$29.95
Dazzling desktop piece powered by physics. The ball spinner pulse with movement, creating a whirling display. Dimensions: 15cm(L) x 20cm(H) Requires: 1 x 9V battery not included Scroll down for video.
Collins Dictionary Book Safe
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Novelty Gifts

Collins Dictionary Book Safe

AGCDBS06
$19.95
Keep those valuables out of reach and undetectable; securely hidden on your bookshelf in the Collins Dictionary Safe. Excellent theft deterrent. Ideal for concealing money, passports, jewellery and all things valuable. Dimensions: 19cm (H) x 13cm (W) x 4.5 (D)
Watermelon Keg Tapping Kit
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Homewares

Watermelon Keg Tapping Kit - As seen on Channel 10 The Project

WAWKTK01
$19.95
Turns watermelons or other fruits into a drink dispenser! Use this kit to turn an everyday watermelon or pumpkin into a drink-dispensing keg. You'll be a hit at barbecues, picnics and other occasions. This shank and faucet combo is easily installed into a standard, hollowed-out watermelon or pumpkin and will provide hassle-free dispensing for all your...
Hydraulic Robotic Arm
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Desktop Toys

Hydraulic Robotic Arm

SNHRA02
$44.95
This do-it-yourself 3D model takes about an hour to assemble and makes it fun to learn about robotics, levers, fluid dynamics and engineering principles. When assembled, it rotates 90 degrees, stands 34 cm high and has arms that stretch 41 cm. The best part? The Hydraulic Robot Arm can pick up and move small objects too! Features: Easy to make in...
ToDo Game
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Other Games

WeDo Game - Things We Do Together - As Featured on Channel 9's Today Show

TDG010
$34.95
The WeDo Game is ideal for families with children between the ages of 5 and 13 years. Each game includes 30 activity cards designed to help families reconnect, spend more quality time together and have some good old fashioned fun free from smart phones, laptops and TV. You don’t need to be lucky or talented to succeed at The WeDo Game. There are no dice,...
Chemistry Mug
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Mug, Flask & Glass

Caffeine Chemistry Mug

Thumbs Up UK
TUCM002
$24.95
Perk yourself up with a cup of C₈H ₁₀N₄0₂… yes, coffee! This laboratory inspired mug is etched with markings in homage to the wonderful world of science! Material : Borosilicate glassCapacity: 400mlDishwasher and microwave safe
Geek Mug
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Mug, Flask & Glass

Geek Mug

Thumbs Up UK
TUGM002
$19.95
Join the hippest alliance in the world… The Geeks! Made with high quality ceramic, this mug is etched with word ‘GEEK’ with a G handle. Take a sip and pledge allegiance to the coolest clique around! Dishwasher and microwave friendly.
Zombie Road Trip Board Game
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Board Games

Zombie Road Trip Board Game

WVZRT01
$39.95
AN EPIC GAME OF FUN AND STRATEGY. YOU ARE HUMANITY’s LAST HOPE. BE THE FIRST TO COLLECT ALL FOUR TOKENS TO WIN. WILL YOU SURVIVE TO FIND THE CURE? Travel through the Wasteland in search of a cure. Carry out board actions, collect ammo tokens and toll passes while fending off zombie attacks. Gain access to the inner track to collect cure tokens from known...
Smart Clock
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Clock

Smart Clock

Thumbs Up UK
TUSM002
$34.95
This compact clock syncs with your Smartphone to ensure that you never miss an important date or birthday again! Features date and time display, night light and snooze function.Features: Free App included Compatible with iOS and Android 2 x AAA battery  Dimensions 6 x 6x 2.5cm Download AppSearch For SyncClock in the Apple or Google Play Store
Chocolate Indulgence Gift Set
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Hampers for Women

Chocolate Indulgence Gift Set

GBLCH01
$199.95
The perfect chocolate lover gift. Packed to the rim with nothing but the most luxurious chocolates. Include a personal message to your gift basket by leaving a message under the product customization tab below.
The Boss Socks
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Socks or Jocks

The Boss Socks

MDITBS04
$12.95
Comfy socks with awesome funny soles! Put your feet up and show the room who is THE BOSS. One size fits most.
100 Things You Must Do Before You Die Poster by DOIY
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Unique Gifts

100 Things You Must Do Before You Die Poster by DOIY

U100DP06
$49.95
Advent calendar style poster with 100 things to do before you die. DOIY have compiled a bucket list of 100 items to do before you die onto a handy advent calendar style poster. Peel off each things as you complete it to reveal the colourful illustration beneath. The perfect gift for the go getter in your life. Material: PaperDimensions: 98cm x 54.5cm
30 Day Challenge Activity Box for Fitness
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Unique Gifts

30 Day Challenge Activity Box for Fitness

U30CBF06
$24.95
1 daily activity for 30 days to achieve your dream bod!This challenge box consists of effective and entertaining way to get in shape and start feeling better about your body again.  Each box includes 30 tear-off challenges. Material: PaperBox dimensions: 20cm x 13cm x 9cm
Glass Chess Set
Available
Chess Sets

Glass Chess Set

LMGCS004
$39.95
35cm x 35cm glass chess board with frosted and clear glass chess pieces.
Digital Alarm Clock with Room Climate
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Desk and Office

Digital Alarm Clock with Room Climate

VEDACRC01
$34.95
Sleek designed table clock perfect for the office or any room. Features: Measure temperature up to 50 Degree celcius Measure humidity from 20% - 90% Display max/min temperature and humidity records. Indoor temperature and humidity with comfort level. Display clock, temperature, humidity, day, alarm and calendar Requires: 3 x AAA (not included)...
LED AM/FM Radio Alarm Clock
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Desk and Office

LED AM/FM Radio Alarm Clock

VEAFRAC01
$26.95 $31.95
Wake up to the radio with this AM/FM Alarm Clock.  Fetures: Bright LED display Sleep/snooze function LED Clock Display: 24 hour system Power supply: DC-5V (included) Requires: 1 x 3V Battery
I Heard You Socks - 1
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Socks or Jocks

I Heard You Socks

OTCIHYJS06
$17.95
Some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of them. Women's shoe size 5-10.55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.
Delicate Flower Socks
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Socks or Jocks

Delicate Flower Socks

OTCDFS06
$19.95
The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want. Women's shoe size 5-10.55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.
I'm Not Bossy Socks  2
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Socks or Jocks

I'm Not Bossy Socks

OTCINBS06
$19.95
The boss has spoken and now the boss shall wear it. Aspiring bosses are also welcome. Women's shoe size 5-10.55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.
Take No Shit Socks
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Socks or Jocks

Take No Shit Socks

OTCTNSS06
$19.95
Fierce phase, friendly flower. Just like the women wearing it, fiery but always beautiful. Women's shoe size 5-10.55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.
Tablet Travel Bag by Didgeridoonas
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Didgeridoonas

Tablet Travel Bag by Didgeridoonas

DTTB001
$108.95
Made from Australian oilskin to keep the rain out of your hardware, this bag is like a suit of armour for your tablet. The main tablet pocket is protected by Australian wool padding, so your tablet won’t mind a few knocks. Plus, it’ll keep your tablet safe from extreme temperatures.Dimensions: 35cm (W) x 6cm (D) x 26cm (H)
iPad Tablet Carrier by Didgeridoonas
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Didgeridoonas

iPad Tablet Carrier by Didgeridoonas

DITC001
$79.95
Who says useful things can’t look nice? Not Apple, and not us, either! This bag is made from Australian oilskin. It’s water repellent, and filled with Australian wool to protect your iPad or other tablet from bumps. Dimensions: 21cm (W) x 3cm (D) x 28cm (H)
Make Your Own Volcano Science Kit
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Toys & Games

Make Your Own Volcano Science Kit

SNMOVSK02
$19.95
With this easy, safe and fun kit you can recreate the spectacular sight of an eruption of a mini-Vesuvius in your own home or classroom. Discover fascinating facts about volcanoes and learn more about them in five exciting volcano-related activities:  Make a simple lava lamp Make a model of a volcano and reproduce an eruption Sticky runny stuff:...
Biology Madness: 24 Experiments
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Toys & Games

Biology Madness: 24 Experiments

SNBM24E02
$29.95
Are you crazy for biology? Then this kit is perfect for you! This kit is a comprehensive science kit with 24 fun and interesting experiments. Activites cover the areas of Microbiology, Environmental Science, Health and nutrition, Forensic Science, Biochemistry, Genetics, Physiology and Botany. Great for ages 8 and up. Kit includes: safety googles...
Chemistry Chaos: 19 experiments
Available
Toys & Games

Chemistry Chaos: 19 experiments

SNCC19E02
$29.95
A comprehensive science kit with 19 fun and interesting experiments to explore the natural world.  The kit includes all the main scientific equipment required for the experiments. 51 page full colour booklet which includes fun facts and further experiments. Includes experiments in the areas of Matter, Chemical Reactions, Crystallography, Forensic...
 Da Vinci Helicopter Wooden Kit by Pathfinders
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Desktop Toys

Da Vinci Helicopter Wooden Kit by Pathfinders

SNDHWK02
$44.95
Leonardo da Vinci developed concepts for a giant ‘air screw’ late in the 15th century. This working model uses a bevel gear, also from his drawings, to spin the canopy and support structure, illustrating the way Leonardo thought flight might be possible. A fun and inspiring project from one of the greatest minds of history. Easy to make from pre-cut...
 Da Vinci Trebuchet by Pathfinders
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Desktop Toys

Da Vinci Trebuchet by Pathfinders

SNDVT02
$44.95
A working re-creation inspired by Leonardo da Vinci's 15th century trebuchet.Based on his drawing from the Codex Atlanticus, da Vinci's trebuchet was a design most likely made for the Duke of Milan during the late 15th century. Features: Easy to make in about an an hour or two Natural untreated wood and plywood All pieces pre-cut and ready to go....
Forensic Science Kit
Available
Toys & Games

Forensic Science Kit

SNFSK03
$19.95
Become a foresnsic scientist in your own home! Use the same methods as experts in 4 exciting experiments. Learn how to extract DNA, create a fingerprint database adn learn how to lift prints, use chromotography to analyse different inks and cast prints of a suspects shoes! A great kit for school projects or just fun at home. Ages 8+
OCD Desk Warning Sign
Available
Desk and Office

OCD Desk Warning Sign

MDI Australia
MDIODWS06
$12.95
Create a safe and secure workplace for everyone using this desk warning sign.Perfect for your OCD colleagues or friends.Size: 12cm x 25cm x 1.5cm
Cat Lovers 1000pc Jigsaw Puzzle by Ridleys
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Jigsaw Puzzles

Cat Lovers 1000pc Jigsaw Puzzle by Ridleys

WWRCLJP03
$34.95
Ridley's Games Cat Lovers 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle in a gloss varnish finish. Features 54 cat illustrations and characteristics of each breed. Packaged in a tube box with a helpful poster guide. Completed jigsaw fits a standard 22"" x 28"" frame (not included). Recommended age: 10+ years.Jigsaw dimensions: 700 x 550 x 2mm 
Dog Lovers 1000pc Jigsaw Puzzle by Ridleys
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Jigsaw Puzzles

Dog Lovers 1000pc Jigsaw Puzzle by Ridleys

WWRDLJP03
$34.95
Ridley's Games Dog Lovers 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle in a gloss varnish finish. Features 54 dog illustrations and characteristics of each breed Packaged in a tube box with a helpful poster guide. Completed jigsaw fits a standard 22"" x 28"" frame (not included). Recommended age: 10+ years.Jigsaw dimensions: 700 x 550 x 2mm 
Magnetic Sand Timer - 1
Available
Office Accessories

Magnetic Sand Timer

WVMST02
$17.95
Create unique sculptures using this magnetic hour glass. Place it onto the copper coloured base stand and watch the iron filings fall from one end of the hour glass to the other. The base also contains a magnet so that as the filings drop they become magnetised, standing on end to create totally unique and beautiful sculptures each time the hour glass is...
Dean Russo – Pit Bull 500pc Puzzle
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Jigsaw Puzzles

Dean Russo – Pit Bull 500pc Puzzle

WVDRASPB02
$29.95
This 500 piece puzzle, featuring a soulful pit bull portrait depicted in Dean Russo’s signature style, will win your heart. Russo, whose street art influence sets him apart in the art world, has a love of animals that shines through in each of his works. Designed to fit into standard 16″ x 20″ (41cm x 51cm) frames, Aquarius Select Puzzles are a selection...
Dean Russo – Elephant 500pc Puzzle
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Jigsaw Puzzles

Dean Russo – Elephant 500pc Puzzle

WVDRASE02
$29.95
This 500 piece puzzle, featuring a soulful elephant portrait depicted in Dean Russo’s signature style, will win your heart. Russo, whose street art influence sets him apart in the art world, has a love of animals that shines through in each of his works. Designed to fit into standard 16″ x 20″ (41cm x 51cm) frames, Aquarius Select Puzzles are a selection...
The Ryebuck by Didgeridoonas
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Didgeridoonas

The Ryebuck by Didgeridoonas

DRYB001
$119.95
This bag was born in swathes of heavy canvas and skins of leather. This is the first of the Didgeridoonas canvas range. Extremely aesthetic and incredibly stylish, this bag will make you stand out from university to the outback. As with everything Didgeridoonas, expect the same quality that all of our products are made with. This will be a bag that you...
For Fox Sake Inside Out Mug
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Mug, Flask & Glass

For Fox Sake Inside Out Mug

LMFFSM03
$16.95
A lovely mug with beautiful inside-the-mug art for the 'true lady'.  Size: 400ml
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