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Officially Retired: Hilarious Quips and Quotes to Celebrate Your Freedom
BSORCF06
Out of Stock $17.95
Cheers to retirement Embrace the joy and laughter of your newfound freedom with Officially Retired. This hilarious collection of quotes and quips is the perfect companion for anyone navigating the adventures of post-nine-to-five life.
Celebrate surviving the nine to five with this hilarious collection of quotes, quips and statements.
ISBN: 9781837992126
Author: HEYBRIDGE, Ted
Format: Hardcover
Pages: 160
Dimensions: 172 x 102 x 20 mm
Make the most of all your new free time with Officially Retired, a funny book of quotes, quips and statements on the joys and tribulations of retirement. In this delightful little book, you will find witty observations on all aspects of retirement, including:
- Embracing sleeping in and banishing the alarm clock
- The challenges of keeping up with technology
- The fleeing hair follicles
- Being the only person happy on a Monday
Perfect for anyone who wants to find humour in their golden years, or as a gift for someone about to escape the rat race, this little book is here to provide laughter and fun during your seven-day weekends. It's time to put your feet up, relax and enjoy this side-splitting little book.
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