540+ Kris Kringle &amp; Secret Santa Gifts | Funny, Affordable Ideas (13)

Books

The Little Book of BBQ

BSGABC02

A feast of facts for dedicated lovers of the B, B and Q. Stacked with tips and tricks, stats and facts, quotes and jokes. With more jokes, quotes, quips, tips, tricks, stats and facts than you can shake your skewers at, this celebration of BBQs turns up the heat when it comes to BBQ wit, wisdom and wisecracks. ISBN: 9781800690097Format:...

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Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Danny Balboa's REHAB - Reaper & Habanero Damn Good Hot Sauce

BCDBRS01

Time to take your medicine. You may feel a bit of a sting. Some of the world’s hottest chillies with a sweet apple BBQ base. Drive out your demons, apart from the fun ones. USE FOR: Burgers, Wings, Bloody Marys, BBQ, Eggs, Bacon. Anything you would usually smother in BBQ sauce – but be warned, this one might melt your face off! Features:Heat...

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The Anti-Anxiety Puzzle provides the perfect activity to distract puzzlers from the stresses of life.This 1000-piece puzzle helps distressed jigsaw lovers bring the logical and creative sides of the brain together and create a serene sense of creative meditation.There really is no better way to unwind the mind.

Jigsaw Puzzles

Anti-Anxiety Puzzle

WVAAP01

$29.95

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Red jalapeño and lime hot sauce is a high acidic hot sauce loaded with apple cider vinegar and lime juice. It’s a BBQ sauce but not a ‘BBQ Sauce’. Perfect for American BBQ and ‘Tex Mex’ cuisine. Size: 148mlHeat: mildIngredients: Red Jalapeno, Onion, Garlic, Ginger, Sea Salt, Canola Oil, Sugar, Apple Cider Vinegar, Lime Juice, Spices.

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Jibba's 50 Shades Of Jalapeno Hot Sauce

BC50SJ01

$14.95

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Calling upon the powers of a Trinidad Scorpion chilli, the Strike is a ridiculously HOT & versatile sauce. It’s the smokey, bbq flavours you know and love with a hefty kick! Features:Heat level: EXTREME (1.27 million Scovilles) Size: 150ml Ingredients: Trinidad Scorpion Chilli (58%), White Vinegar, Worcestershire Sauce (Soya, Salt, Citric Acid...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Chilli Factory Scorpion Strike - Stupidly Hot BBQ Sauce

BCSSSB01

$22.95

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Desktop Toys

Spin The Wheel Decision Maker - Office Edition

TPSTW004

It's impossible to have all the answers. But it is always possible to consult the Answer Wheel by Legami! Keep it on your desk for when you need help making decisions. This original toy and its tongue-in-cheek answers will defuse any situation. Features:10 possible answers Dimensions: 8cm x 10.4cm x 4cm

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Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

Brain Training While You Poo

WVBTWP03

Don’t be a loo-ser – use these cards to train your brain and you’ll be a smart ass in no time. Butt be warned, if you want to be top of the plops you’ll need to get your thinking crap on! Contains: 100 braining training cards

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This Carolina Reaper Hot Sauce is not for the faint hearted! The flavour of the reaper chilli is complimented by notes of rich, sweet bell peppers, followed by insane heat. A special chilli sauce that packs an almighty punch. Features:Gluten-free Vegetarian and vegan friendly Heat Level: EXTREME Made in New Zealand Size: 150mlIngredients:...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Culley’s No. 10 - Carolina Reaper Hot Sauce

BCCR1002

$14.95

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Do you need some calm and relaxation in your life? Mindful Minutes is designed to provide you with some much-needed relaxation time, this set comes with a 5-minute sand timer and 20 cards with tips and guidance on how to find more mindfulness in your life. Included: 1x glass sand timer, 20 meditation cards and an eco-friendly card stand. Dims: 12x7x7cm

Mindful Minutes

WVMMST02

$22.95

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Stubby Holder

Coatie Camouflage Puffer Jacket Insulated Drink Holder

TBRCPJ03

The ultimate adventure wear for your drinks! This fashionable stubby holder is perfect keep your drinks; can or bottle cool. Featuring multi layer insulation with foil inner lining for great thermal insulation. Simply slip in your drink, zip it up and enjoy!

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The Pigpen Island Heat-Changing Mug is the first and only mug dedicated to people that just love penis (but maybe don't quite know it yet) Starting with a delightfully cute pig island, when filled with hot water, the mug transforms to reveal a not-so-subtle message! Perfect for pals who love pigs... or have a secret love for other more private things......

Coffee Mugs

Rude Heat Change Mug – Pigpen Island

WVRHCM03

$14.95

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Coffee Mugs

I'm Really Not Funny Cheeky Mug

SPHFMJ02

Express yourself with a touch of bold statement while adding a splash of fun to your day with Cheeky Mugs featuring quirky and humorous sayings that are sure to bring a smile. Whether you're in need of a laugh or gifting some good vibes, Cheeky Mugs are a perfect fit for those who love a little humour with their daily brew.Features:Made from...

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Family Game

Cheesy Dad Jokes Card Game

WV100DJG12

Whether you’re sharing laughs over a “grate” joke or groaning at a “cheddar” joke, the game’s interactive card matching gameplay will keep 2-6 players entertained for hours. It’s the perfect gift for dad joke enthusiasts or anyone who enjoys a fun, food-filled laugh. So, get ready to savour the laughter and bring a taste of humour to your game nights!

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Let your socks do the talking with these novelty socks by Frankly Funny. Great socks for the f'cking delight. Size: Fits women size 7 - 11 or men size 6 - 12

Novelty Socks

I'm A F*cking Delight Novelty Socks

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$7.95

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Novelty Socks

Mens Coffee Lover Socks by Bamboozld

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These men's coffee lover socks by Bamboozld are made from sustainably sourced bamboo, Bamboozld socks provide the ultimate comfort while looking after the environment.Luxuriously soft, stretchy and breathable this anti-bacterial fibre not only prevents odour but provides moisture-wicking and anti-bacterial properties keeping your feet fresh, dry and...

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Tin Sign

Warning - Fart Zone - Enter At Your Own Risk Metal Sign

MDI Australia

DIWFZMS02

This metal sign boldly declares the area as a designated fart zone.No more guessing games or innocent victims.Features: Metal sign 30x20cm Pre-drilled holes on all four corners for easy hanging

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This classic BBQ thermometer is built for the bloke who likes to get it just right—no more cutting into your roast to check. The dial spells it out for you with clear meat types and doneness levels marked right on the face—lamb medium, pork fresh, beef rare to well-done, and more.It’s a dead-simple way to cook with confidence and a ripper gift for anyone...

BBQ

BBQ and Cooking Thermometer by Men's Republic

MRBCT004

$11.95

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If Mondays hit you like a tonne of bricks, this cheeky little box might just be your new desk essential. Packed with minty freshness and a dose of humour, it promises to turn the week’s ugliest day into something almost bearable. The perfect gag gift for anyone who needs a laugh (and a mint) come Monday morning – side effects may include smiling before...

Novelty Gifts

Allergy to Mondays Mints - Sweet First Aid Mints

WVAMM004

$7.95

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Some days you’re smashing it, other days you’re hanging on by a thread—and this peg board gets it. With pegs to mark how you appear on the outside, how you feel on the inside, and what people should actually do for you, it’s the perfect desk mate for home or the office. Honest, funny, and a little too relatable.Dimensions: 23cm x 64cm

Novelty Gifts

Mood Alert Peg Board

BSMAPB02

$26.95

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Family Game

Would You Rather by Talking Tables School of Fun

TPSFWR06

This fun game of Would You Rather will make everyone, young and old, wonder whether they would rather be a Viking or a Roman, or would they rather be a film star or a pop star. Enjoy fun, silly questions that will start a hilarious debate when players must explain why they would rather have stripes instead of spots. A great family game everyone can...

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Books

The Little Book of Life Hacks

BSLBLH01

The Life Book of Life Hacks brings you the hottest tips, the cheekiest tricks and the best shortcuts from across the internet. Are you ready to live an easier, more efficient life? Life hacks aren't just about saving time; they're about transforming the way you navigate through every part of your world. From decluttering your living space to mastering...

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Chips featuring intense heat and spiciness from ghost peppers; one of the world’s spiciest chili peppers known for their extreme level of heat. Each chip is packed with a significant punch of spiciness. Enjoy with caution: Ghost pepper chips are not for the faint of heart when it comes to spice tolerance. Eating them can be an intense experience, and...

Food & Drink

Mamee Ghost Pepper Black Chips

BCMGPC01

$5.95

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Let the laughter rip with the Fart Edition Sound Machine – your portable powerhouse of perfectly timed toots! Packed with 9 legendary fart sound effects, this pocket-sized prank device delivers everything from squeaky squeals to deep rumblers, making it the ultimate gag gift or icebreaker for any occasion. Whether you’re disrupting a meeting, pranking...

Novelty Gifts

Fart Fanfare Sound Machine

ISFFSM06

$22.95

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60 funny, thought provoking and whacky Would You Rather Cards. Would You Rather is a thought provoking conversation game where choose between two equally impossible and absurd situations. Why would you choose one over the other? Includes important life questions like: Would you Rather have spaghetti as hair or bananas as fingers? Would You...

Party Games

Would You Rather Game Cards

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$24.95

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Bottle Opener

I Fear No Beer Wall Mounted Bottle Opener

MOIFNB01

Got a thirst that can’t be scared off? Then you need the “I Fear No Beer” wall-mounted bottle opener — the ultimate addition to any home bar, man cave, or patio setup. Crack open a cold one in style and show everyone you mean business when it comes to beer. Zinc plated cast iron opener in a scratch resistant finish. This opener will survive thousands of...

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Raise a laugh (and a cold one) with the Drink Beer and Embarrass My Kids Stubby Holder. Perfect for dads who take pride in their two greatest skills — enjoying a brew and keeping the kids on their toes. Features:Made from heavy duty rubber Removable neoprene lining to allow easy fit for a variety of bottles & cans Beer holder size: 7.5 x 10.5cm

Drink Beer & Embarrass My Kids Beer Holder - 1

-$4.00

Stubby Holder

Drink Beer & Embarrass My Kids Beer Holder

AREKBH004

$6.95 $10.95

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Beer holder for the total legend who is thirsty.These neoprene lined holder will keep your beer cold and your hand warm while enjoying your beer.

-$4.00

Stubby Holder

This Legend Is Thirsty Beer Holder

ARTLBH04

$8.95 $12.95

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Feeling a bit flat? These Endless Optimism Mints are just what the doctor ordered! Packed in a cheeky “first aid” style box, these minty little lifesavers deliver a quick pick-me-up for anyone in need of hope, positivity, or just fresher breath.Perfect as a funny gift for workmates, mates, or anyone who could use a boost of good vibes — no prescription...

Novelty Gifts

Endless Optimism Mints- Sweet First Aid Mint

WVEOM004

$7.95

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Novelty Gifts

Lump of Coal with Certificate

WVLCC003

The Lump of Coal with Certificate is the perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for anyone who’s been a bit naughty this year. Featuring a realistic lump of coal and a cheeky certificate, it’s a fun way to stir up some laughs at Christmas. Ideal as a stocking stuffer, office Kris Kringle, or playful gag gift, this festive pack is a light-hearted reminder that even...

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Novelty Gifts

Stress Poo Stress Toy

WVSPST03

Squeeze tight to ‘flush’ away any stress and bring a smile to your face with this Stress Poop. The perfect companion to relieve life’s stressful moments and your go to remedy to take a ‘load’ off your mind.

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Novelty Gifts

Emergency Power Nap

WVEPN002

The perfect accessory for everyday from tired teens to exhausted execs.Simply undo the Velcro pouch of the bespoke carry bag and pull on the two tabs to release the soft flocked pillow for your very much needed emergency power nap.

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Tired of the nightly “what’s for dinner?” debate? Roll the Delivery Dice and let fate (and your appetite) decide! Whether it’s pizza, burgers, tacos, or Chinese, this fun little decider settles the argument once and for all. Perfect for indecisive couples, lazy foodies, or anyone who lives for takeaway nights.

Novelty Gifts

Delivery Dice - Never Debate Dinner Again

WVDDDD02

$9.95

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Become the ultimate practical joker with this Whoopee Cushion! Just inflate, hide it under a cushion and wait for your unsuspecting victim to sit down!

Novelty Gifts

Whoopee Cushion

WVWCC006

$5.95

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Get your groove on with the Disco Decision Ball — your funky new life coach! When you're stuck on life’s big questions (or just can’t pick what to have for dinner), give it a shake and let the sparkly disco vibes decide for you. It’s retro, ridiculous, and ridiculously fun — perfect for the office, home bar, or anyone who loves a good laugh with a side...

Novelty Gifts

Disco Decision Ball

WVDDB002

$29.95

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Get into the spirit of Christmas at bath time. Fill those Santa sacks with the Festive Shower Steamers and spread that Christmas cheer.Features:Made with pure essential oils Pack contains 57g each of 1 x Candy Cane, 1 x Xmas Pudding and 1 x Deluxe Fizz Box size: 21cm x 26cm x 19cm

Bathroom

Festive Shower Steamers Gift Box of 3

ATFSS303

$29.95

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