560+ Kris Kringle &amp; Secret Santa Gifts | Funny, Affordable Ideas (12)

Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

100 Corny Jokes

IS100CJ06

Get an earful of superbly corny humour with this set of 100 unique and cheesy jokes. Will you be laughing or cringing with these fantastic family-friendly gifts! Great conversation starters for any party or family night Recommended for kids and adults of all ages Corn-on-the-cob shaped thick paper

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Books

Beer Games : A Hilarious Collection of Drinking Games, Challenges and Dares

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It's time to take beer drinking to the next level? These outrageous challenges, hilarious dares and awesome drinking games will make beer drinking even better than it was before. A good session will never be the same. Rise to the challenge, if you dare... ISBN: 9781786857859Format: PaperbackPublication date: 06/10/2020Pages: 128Dimension: 105mm X 148mm

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Novelty Gifts

Emergency Underpants In Dispenser Box

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One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don’t fret, we’ve got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. These 3-1/2″ boxes look a lot like tissue boxes, but instead of tissues, they dispense polyester underpants!If you want to be extra safe, you should keep one by your bedside,...

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Roaring from the rear, belching from behind, tooting the trouser trumpet – whatever you call it, we all fart, some of us more than others (and some a lot more than others). Everyone knows a committed farter – with their knowing smile, never shying away from taking full responsibility. Give them the recognition they deserve: a book celebrating their...

Gift Books

52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Fart Edition

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$16.95

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Books

52 Things To Do While You Poo

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Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put together a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put, even if you don’t need to go. Doing a number two will never be the same again., ‘Every toilet should have a...

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Personal Care for Him

Karaoke Soap on a Rope

MDI Australia

WWKSR06

Take your singing in the shower to a whole new level with this microphone shaped Karaoke Soap on a Rope from Gentlemen's Hardware! Features:Attached to a black cotton rope to aid grip when wet. Oak Moss scent. Vegan Friendly and cruelty free. Recyclable packaging.

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These socks are reserved for the true beer drinkers and footy fan. Features:One size fits all Crew style Made from 80% cotton, 17% nylon and 3% elastane Care instructions: Warm machine wash, tumble dry low, do not bleach

Novelty Socks

Beer and Footy Socks by Sock Society - 1 Pair

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$9.95

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Novelty Gifts

Secret Flask In A Good Book

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Stash your drink inside the Good Book. Give the 'Good Book' as a gift and you can handwrite a touching and heartfelt greeting on the inside cover. Or you can fill the flask with the recipient's favourite tipple. Or, if you really want to the push the boat out, nip into your local key cutting shop and get the flask engraved! Material: Stainless...

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Once used by seafarers to predict oncoming storms, this historical device responds to atmospheric fluctuations to forecast the weather! Gorgeous beechwood and glass decorative gift idea for the adult who is fascinated by meteorology. How to Predict the Weather:Clear liquid: Bright and clear weather. Cloudy liquid: Cloudy, possible thunderstorms...

Home Decor

Cloud Weather Station

ISCWS006

$49.95

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Books

The Little Book of Hangovers

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It's the morning after the heavy night before - even though you said you were only going to have one cheeky pint - and your body feels like it's been trampled on by a million hangover gremlins. You can barely make it out of bed to be sick but, behold, there is a light at the end of this alcohol-induced tunnel. Packed with tests to gauge how drunk you are,...

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Desk & Office

Stress Ball Voodoo Boss

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Wish you could kill your boss? Now you can! Not for real but with this stress ball voodoo boss, you can relieve your work stress and anxiety with a simple squeeze.

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Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

100 Poo Jokes

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100 Seriously Poo Jokes by Ridley's Games. Packaged in an illustrated turd shaped card box.

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Novelty Gifts

Secret Flask In A Self Help Book

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Stash your drink in a Self Help Book. A tongue-in-cheek gift for friends who need a little self improvement. Features:4oz hip-flask concealed inside a ‘Self Help Book’ Hard-backed, with paper pages and book cloth. Space to write a message on the inside cover. Stainless Steel flask suitable for engraving. Book dimension: 10.5cm x 14.5cm x 2.2cm

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Books

The Little Book of Shit Jokes : The Ultimate Collection of Jokes That Are So Bad...

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My mate was selling a television cheap because the volume was broken. I couldn't turn it down. What's black and white and bad all over? These jokes! Groaning with silly gags, classic crap wisecracks, naff knock-knocks, poor puns and lame one-liners, this book will make you cry until you laugh. ISBN: 9781787830288Author: FINCH, SIDFormat:...

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Once used by seafarers to predict oncoming storms, this historical device responds to atmospheric fluctuations to forecast the weather! How the Storm Glass works is still a mystery, but it is believed that electromagnetic changes in weather patterns activate the crystals inside (sealed glass chamber fill with crystals when air pressure decreases)....

Desk & Office

Fitzroy's Storm Glass Cloud

HJSGC004

$42.95

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These socks are reserved for the true beer drinkers (you know them by the size of their belly). Features:One size fits all Crew style Made from 80% cotton, 17% nylon and 3% elastane Care instructions: Warm machine wash, tumble dry low, do not bleachNote: Price is for one pair of socks only, a random colour will be sent

Novelty Socks

Beer Socks by Sock Society - 1 Pair

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$10.95

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Books

The Little Book of Foreign Swearwords

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Ever been lost for words abroad? When you want to get your point across abroad there's only one way to do it: by swearing! Impress the world with a stream of multi-lingual profanity from this nifty pocket book.ISBN: 9781787837690Author: FINCH SID (Sid Finch enjoys a bit of cheeky banter and a pint of good beer (or any beer).Format: PaperbackPublication...

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Books

The Little Book of Coffee: A Collection of Quotes, Statements and Recipes for Coffee...

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What goes best with coffee? Another cup.' - Henry Rollins There are more ways to enjoy your java than there are coffee beans on the tree, so whether you like your coffee topped with artisan foam or black as the night sky there's something for everyone! Bringing together the finest blend of recipes, clever statements and quips from connoisseurs the world...

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Books

52 Things to Do While You Screw: Naughty Activities to Make Sex Even More Fun

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Ever thought you could do with something to do while you're doing it? Ever needed a breather during a marathon session? Well, this is the book for you - a collection of naughty games, facts and quotes to amuse the broadest of minds, along with a few cheeky word searches to get you in the mood. These private-time puzzles will keep you going for hours . . .

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Books

52 Things to Learn on the Loo

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Make use of those dull moments on the lav by teaching yourself how a starfish eats a clam, how to say 'Hello' in every European language and what the dot over an i is called. Covering all types of trivia, from science and natural history to the different types of moustache, this little book contains enough fascinating facts to keep you learning throughout...

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Books

52 Things to Doodle While You Poo

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The ancient art of doodling has been around for thousands of years. Depictions of wild beasts on cave walls, funny little carvings on age-old artefacts – we've been at it a while. So what better way to celebrate this time-honoured tradition than by doodling while you dump? Fill a fish tank, illustrate the alphabet, envision outer space – whatever takes...

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Ever accidentally used your thumb as a hammer cushion while putting up a picture hook? Do you become enraged at the uncontrollable bobbing of the straw in your drinks can? Are you yearning to find a way to make your toilet roll tube enhance your music listening experience? These and dozens of other everyday dilemmas are solved with 'Life Hacks', your...

Books

Life Hacks: Handy Hints to Make Life Easier

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$26.95

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Books

The Little Book of Happiness

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We all want to be happy, but sometimes the hurly-burly of daily life leads our delight levels to sink a little. But don't worry! This joyful little book is packed with inspiring quotations and simple, easy-to-follow tips that will help you unwind, relax and greet life with a smile again instead of a frown. AUTHOR: Lucy loves nothing more than going for...

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Gift Books

The Little Book of Farts: Everything You Didn't Need to Know - and More!

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If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away! Like a beautiful snowflake, every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there's a whole world of bottom-burps to savour in this informative and revealing dictionary, along with a plethora of butt-trumpet facts. Ranging...

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We all know that one of the most important parts of having a good time is laughter. And what better way to laugh than with some good, old-fashioned toilet humour? With the Crap Jokes Toilet Roll, you can enjoy a good laugh while you... well, you know. This amazing novelty gift of toilet paper is printed with hilarious jokes that are sure to get you...

Novelty Gifts

Crap Jokes Toilet Roll

MDICJTP12

$8.95

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Handy little bell with "Ring for A Hug" text. Lovely gift for someone you love. Simply ring the bell and wait for a hug!

Novelty Gifts

Ring for A Hug Bell

LMRAHB03

$9.95

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White? Red? The eternal question. We prefer, ‘Why not both?’ The 100% Australian wool insulation will keep whites chilled and reds room temperature, even in the same bag, for up to 24 hours. The Australian oilskin will keep the rain out and make cleaning the bag a breeze. Size: 9cm x 20cm x 23cm

Too Cool Wine Cooler Bag by Didgeridoonas

Bags

Two Cool Wine Cooler Bag by Didgeridoonas

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$59.95

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Novelty Socks

I Heard You Ladies Crew Socks

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Some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of them. One size fits most.Women's shoe size 5-10.55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

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This simple yet sophisticated device with a black stand is the perfect size to sit on your desk. With its rhythmic motion, this pendulum creates beautiful and complicated geometric patterns in the sand and the patterns are never the same! Therapeutic and addictive! Mesmerizing and addictive! The pendulum is more than just an elegant desktop toy, it...

Desk & Office

Foucault's Pendulum - 38cm

HJFP38

$49.95

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RC Toys

Remote Control Wall Climbing Car

GGRCC02

The RC Wall Climbing Car is a gravity defying remote controlled car that does just what its name implies, it climbs up walls. And if you are adventurous enough, try driving it up the ceiling too. Wherever it is, this car ever fail to impress. This zero gravity wall climbing car pulls air in from underneath which holds it to the wall. Simply control the...

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Drinking Games

Beer Pong

MDI Australia

MDIBP006

$21.95

It's time to get your drink on! Beer Pong is the ultimate party game, and with this set, you can start playing right away. Rack up the cups at each end of the table and try to sink a ball in your opponent's cups. If you make it, they have to drink the contents - but be careful, because if you miss, it's your turn to drink! The game set includes:24...

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Novelty Gifts

Public Toilet Survival Kit

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This survival kit ensures you a bacteria-free experience in any public toilet.Complete with two antiseptic wipes, a pair of disposable latex-free gloves and a toilet seat cover, this 9.5 cm tall small but practical can of emergency supplies will save your booty from being contaminated.1 tin only

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Everyone has their own special hangover cure but nothing beats this hang over pack in its simplicity. Its a waterproof ice pack that will have your throbbing head soothed in no time. Makes a perfect gift for the hangover prone. A fun corporate gift for the workplace as it always gets a laugh!

Novelty Gifts

Hangover Pack

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$12.95

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Personal Care for Him

Shoe Shine Kit by Gentlemen's Hardware

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Put your best foot forward with help from this smart Shoe Shine Kit from Gentlemen's Hardware. Buff up and shine your shoes with two brushes, black and neutral polish and a cleaning cloth, all stored together in a compact and durable zipped case - perfect to store at home or toss in your luggage. Contents:2 x brushes (one ‘soft’ and one ’hard’) 2 x...

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Dynamic red LED desk lamp with an erupting volcano. Watch the lava shoots out red orbs in a continuous stream. Dimensions: 7.5cm (L) x 7.5cm (W) x 24.5cm (H) Require 3 x AA not included.

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-$5.00

Home Appliances

Volcano Lamp

MDI Australia

MDIVL003

$21.95 $26.95

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