560+ Kris Kringle &amp; Secret Santa Gifts | Funny, Affordable Ideas (11)

Who knew a toilet bowl could actually be... a real bowl? This hilarious ceramic creation is perfect for serving up noodles with a side of laughs. Complete with bamboo chopsticks, it’s a quirky gift that's surprisingly useful.Dimensions: 25cm x 19cm x 14cm

Novelty Gifts

Desktop Therapist

WVDT002

$44.95

Introducing the desktop therapist, Gregory! You can go through all your past relationships, friendship fall outs or even daily office woes with him without being judged. Instead he will ask you all the important questions like "How does that make you feel?" What you you think that means?" and more. Simply press button for 16 phrases of support and wisdom...

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Find your inner calm… by stacking tiny pandas on top of each other. Zen Panda is the balancing game that’s equal parts cute, calming and strangely addictive. Each little panda can be arranged, stacked, balanced and re-balanced again and again, in any sequence you like. Build a tall tower, a wide pyramid, a panda conga line – whatever your inner zen...

Desk & Office

Zen Panda Balancing Game by Peleg Design

OTCZPPB06

$39.95

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Every cents count towards your sanity. Designed by 64 colors using 95% post consumer recycled material. Measurements: 7.6 cm (H) x 10.1 cm (W)

Wallets & Purses

Coffee Money Coin Purse

OTCCMCP06

$12.95

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The perfect accessory for everyday from tired teens to exhausted execs.Simply undo the Velcro pouch of the bespoke carry bag and pull on the two tabs to release the soft flocked pillow for your very much needed emergency power nap.

Novelty Gifts

Emergency Power Nap

WVEPN002

$19.95

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14-in-1 Hammer Multi-Tool by Krafftman

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The ultimate gadget for the fixer. Compact enough to store in a drawer, powerful enough to tackle whatever the house throws at him. What's included:Standard Pliers & Linesman Pliers Hammer Head & Nail Claw Wire Stripper & Wire Cutter Big Slot Screwdriver & Phillips Screwdriver Serrated Knife & Knife Can Opener Wood Saw...

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Desk & Office

Fucker-in Charge Pen Pack

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Sometimes, people need to be reminded about who's actually running things. Remind them in no uncertain terms, with these luxury stainless steel pens with phrases engraved in the barrel and quality black German ink.Fuck In Charge Of You Fucking Fucks Shitshow Supervisor Chief Chaos Co-ordinator I Am The Fucking Manager C.E.O. Chief Expletive Officer

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It is a simple question with two choices. One of them is very honest, and it comes with a small extra letter and a doodle that says it all. This one is for the person who still giggles at the same jokes they did in Year 7 and has stopped pretending otherwise. Give it to your mate, your brother, your dad or the coworker with the cheekiest sense of humour....

Coffee Mugs

Are You Childish Mug

DIAYCM03

$24.95

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Glassware

How Was Your Day Balloon Wine Glass

SPHBWG06

The most accurate mood measuring tool yet. Cut right to the chase with this popular balloon wine glass. Great gift for the hard worker and wine lover.holds 675ml of your favourite beverage Hand wash only

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Bathroom

Toilet Timer

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Keep bathroom breaks from turning into eternity with this hilarious Toilet Timer.This unique hour glass-style timer features a skeleton patiently waiting on the throne, reminding everyone that time is ticking! Designed to run for about five minutes, it’s a fun and practical way to encourage quicker trips to the loo.

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Is now a good time to talk? Let your colleagues know, with Legami’s Desktop Traffic Light Lamp - Too Busy or Not Too Busy. No time to spare? Switch on the red LED light: nobody will dare interrupt you. Ready for a chat? Switch to green to give them the go-ahead. Busy, but not too busy for a quick word? Then yellow’s the one you need.A fun gift idea for...

Desk & Office

Desktop Traffic Light Lamp - Too Busy or Not Too Busy by Legami

TPLDTL02

$39.95

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Are you ready to re-live hours of video game nostalgia? Plug and play your way back to the past with 200 built-in 8-Bit games.This handheld controller looks and feels like the gaming controllers we adored in the 80s, yet plugs straight into your modern TV for a gaming experience we could only dream of back then.Compact and ultra-portable, this retro...

Gaming

Retro Arcade Controller with 200 Built-in 8-Bit Games

Thumbs Up UK

TURAC001

$34.95

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This tongue in cheek soap on a rope will ensure the man in your life stays squeaky clean EVERYWHERE. Shaped like a pair of shiny acorns, our luxurious almond scented soap on a rope will hang in the shower just ready to be grabbed.Features:Almond fragrance 260g Comes with a rope of hanging in the shower

Novelty Gifts

Wash Your Nuts Soap On A Rope

WVWNSR02

$26.95

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This handy pump air freshener is ideal for any situation in which air quality is compromised! Simply identify the source of the odour and spray vigorously at the farter! The bottle with pump spray is designed to look like a fire extinguisher and contains a fresh "Garden Melody" scent... so the Fart Extinguisher is not just a hilarious novelty gift but...

Novelty Gifts

Fart Extinguisher Air Freshener

DIFEAF06

$13.95

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This silly novelty bar of soap has 2 sides. One side for your face and the other side for your bum. And yes it is 100% soap, just something different to put in the shower. Perfect for the man who uses soap for his face, body, hair and well.. arse..

Novelty Gifts

Arse and Face Novelty Soap

MDI Australia

MDIAFS06

$16.95

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Are you game for the World's Hottest Corn Chips? These corn chips are made using an ancient Aztec method developed some 3500 years ago, called Nixtamalization. Locally grown wholegrain corn is soaked in alkali water (lime), washed and cooked before being ground into the delicious dough (masa) that makes the base of our corn chips. The authentic masa is...

Food & Drink

The World's Hottest Corn Chips

BCWHCC01

$14.95

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Double the heat, double the challenge with the Culley's Double Trouble Hot Sauce Pack. Pack consists ofCulley’s F*ck Me That's Hot Sauce Culley’s Brutality Hot SauceWarning: Not for the faint-hearted!

Culley's Holy Trinity Hot Sauce Pack - 1

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Culley's Double Trouble Hot Sauce Pack

BCDTHS01

$44.95

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Blair's After Death Sauce with Liquid Fire is such in intriguing hot cause; it elevates your palate, through every dish onto which it is poured. Awake your sense and feel alive with the tongue-tempting assortment of habanero chilli, cayenne chilli, chipotle chilli, and chilli extract. To experience this Death is legendary. Features:Heat level: Hot...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Blair's After Death Sauce

BCADDS01

$13.95

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Blair's Original Death Sauce is undeniably, original. The first of an entire line created by master craftsman, Blair Lazar - the man responsible for one of the biggest culinary explosions ever with his creation of the hot sauce. The unmistakable blend of habanero, cayenne, and chipotle chillies makes the sauce the perfect companion for wings, burgers, and...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Blair's Original Death Sauce - As Seen On Hot Ones

BCBODS01

$15.95

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Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Culley’s Firewater Hot Sauce - As Seen On Hot Ones

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The Culley's Firewater Hot Sauce is a premium blend of New Zealand grown Carolina Reaper & Trinidad Scorpion Butch T chillies fused with a dose of Mexican tequila which gives this popular hot sauce a unique tang. This hot sauce has a 10/10 heat factor without compromising its flavour. Features:Gluten-free Heat Level: EXTREME (112,000 Scovilles)...

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Culley's F*ck Me That's Hot Sauce is one of Culley's hottest hot sauces, and hell did it live up to its name. This highly sought-after, super-hot creation from Culley's will make you go "F*ck me, that's hot!" It combines the sweetness of farm fresh kiwi fruit with the blistering heat of the World's hottest chilli pepper, the Carolina Reaper. This rich,...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Culley’s F*ck Me That's Hot Sauce

BCFMT001

$23.95

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Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Culley’s Brutality Hot Sauce

BCBHS001

Now available in Australia for a limited time - Culley’s BRUTALITY Hot Sauce; Culley's hottest sauce yet!Culley's have selected the finest ingredients including a trilogy of the world’s hottest chillies to include in this limited hot sauce. All cleverly blended to create this fiery small-batch super Hot Sauce.Features:Gluten-freeVegetarian and vegan...

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Love creative ways to fight boredom? Then urine good hands with the Penis Puzzle from Bubblegum Stuff. This 1000 piece Penis Puzzle from Bubblegum Stuff depicts 200 dick pics and includes every penis type and nicknames known to man, so you can fight some boredom while having a laugh but don’t get too "cocky" though, as this puzzle is likely to get harder...

Jigsaw Puzzles

Penis Puzzle

WVPP003

$24.95

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15 trusty tools built into one robust Credit Card Tool Features:Titanium Coated. Includes the following tools: cutting edge, large flathead screwdriver, bottle opener, two spoke keys (3.3mm and 3.45mm), moustache/beard comb, small flathead screwdriver, phone stand, nail/wood file, ruler, nail pry, accessory bit driver, saw blade, wrenches, box...

Titanium 15-in-1 Credit Card Multi-Tool by Gentlemen's Hardware - 1

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Tools

Titanium 15-in-1 Credit Card Multi-Tool by Gentlemen's Hardware

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$17.95 $22.95

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Desk & Office

Round Sand Art Frame Blue

MDI Australia

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Watch as the water immersed with the sand to form patterns as you turn the frame. Frame rotate 360 degrees for ultimate pattern making with each rotation creating a new design. Great for work desk. Sand colour: Blue

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The shuttle in the cage is desperate to escape from it's prison - can you be it's saviour?Here is an exciting puzzle for a man who enjoys a challenge. The aim of this puzzle is to remove the shuttle from the cage. Difficulty: Hard but not ExtremeMaterial: stainless steel.Size: 75mm x 45mm x 45mm

3D Puzzle

Torpedo Run Puzzle

PGTPR025

$16.95

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Dance your boots off to your favourite country music with this boot glass. The glass holds up to 650 ml of your favourite beverage. Features:Great for beer, mixed drinks, sodas & much more! Holds up to 22 oz / 650 ml Made of thick glass with handle

Glassware

Wild West Boot Glass by Final Touch

WAWWBG02

$24.95

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Wine Accessories

VinOair Wine Aerator - As featured in Gourmet Traveller WINE Magazine

WAVWA01

Ingenious construction complemented with optimal convenience, this on-bottle wine aerator does it all: serves up a perfect pour, eliminates drips, and fully aerates and oxides your wine for maximum flavor and quality. No stands, no hands, no mess, no fuss. vinOair makes the perfect pour everytime!

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Let the mug do the talking for you with this Oh For Fork Sake mug.Practical and straight to the point. Size: 250ml

Coffee Mugs

Oh For Fork Sake Mug

TSKOFFS02

$14.95

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Original 10-in-1 Credit Card Multi-Tool by Gentlemen's Hardware

WWCCOC02

210 trusty tools built into one robust Credit Card size tool. Features:Stainless Steel Includes: can opener, knife blade, screwdriver, ruler, 2 position wrenches, bottle opener, butterfly wrench, saw blade and direction ancillary indication. Presented in a retro-look Gentlemen’s Hardware gift box. Box Dimensions: 25 x 11 x 80 mm Product...

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The frightfully funny game. This card game celebrates the stupidest deaths in history where players use their wits to discern whether a stupid death is true or false. The answer might shock you! Contains 90 Stupid Deaths Cards and instructions. Can be played on its own or in tandem with the large format game. Age 12+

Other Games

Stupid Deaths® Tin

UGSDT002

$17.95

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These cards promise jaw-dropping revelations of 100 things you thought you knew! Are you sure a goldfish's memory only last for 3 seconds? How about what the Evil Queen says to her mirror? The answers might surprise you… and make you question your entire existence!Great conversation starter and after dinner activity. Suitable for kids and adults alike.

Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

100 Things You Thought You Knew Card

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$19.95

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Strictly for grown-ups! This book puts the tease into brain-teasers with a compendium of crude crosswords, unbelievably wicked word searches, dirty dotto-dots and other provocative puzzles to test your knowledge of the smuttiest lingo – a racy replacement for life's idle moments. Features:A fun and sexy twist to the nation's favourite puzzles...

Humour

Rude Puzzle Book: Naughty Brain-Teasers for Grown-Ups

PRBRPB001

$19.95

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This reusable silver stainless steel travel cutlery set by IOco is a stylish eco-friendly alternative to anything plastic! No need for single use plastic cutlery when you can carry your very own set in your bag. This cutlery sets have everything you need for eating out or simply keep it in the office for takeaway. All cutlery are fitted in one easy to use...

Traveling

Reuseable Stainless Steel Travel Cutlery Set of 6 - Silver In Navy Case

ICSSTCS01

$17.95

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