540+ Kris Kringle &amp; Secret Santa Gifts | Funny, Affordable Ideas (10)

Who cares about sharing when you can have the whole bottle all to yourself? This ultimate wine glass looks just like a wine bottle but with a convenient wine glass on top. Great as a decanter too if you can't have the whole bottle to yourself. Capacity to hold an entire 750 ml bottle of wine.

Novelty Gifts

Mini Desk Blower - World's Smallest Blower

MDIMDB012

USB-powered mini blower that's perfectly sized to whisk away the crumbs on your desk Ultra useful for cleaning keyboards, monitors, PC fans and in general for all PC components, the original mini USB blow away fan connects directly to any USB drive. Bright vibrant orange colour with a detachable black nozzle and an extra long 1.5 metre cable and it...

Coffee Mugs

Prescription Coffee Mug

MDIPCM06

$12.95

A coffee (or a few) a day keeps the doctor away.Coffee mug shaped like prescription medication bottle with funny (but fake label) recommending your consumption and multiple refills of caffeine throughout the day.Great gift for the coffee lovers out there.

Novelty Gifts

Poo In Progress Warning Sign

MDI Australia

MDIPIPWS06

$12.95

Prevent disturbances with this helpful sign. Size: 12cm x 25cm x 1.5cm

Desktop Toys

Magnetic Sand Timer

WVMST02

$17.95

Create unique sculptures using this magnetic hour glass. Place it onto the copper coloured base stand and watch the iron filings fall from one end of the hour glass to the other. The base also contains a magnet so that as the filings drop they become magnetised, standing on end to create totally unique and beautiful sculptures each time the hour glass is...

Novelty Gifts

Colour Motion Liquid Timer

MDICMLT03

$13.95

Watch the multicoloured liquid quickly drip down to create colourful effects and motions. Like oil and water, the colours never combine but occasionally fuse together to make pretty multi coloured formations. An entertaining and soothing toy for all ages. Size: 5cm x 3cm x 14cm

Barware

On The Rocks Whisky Cooling Stones

MDI Australia

MDIOTR03

Reusable 'ice cubes' that you can use over and over again. Contains 9 rocks that also come in a black velvet storage pouch.

Other Games

Beer Escape Room Game

WVBERG04

$54.95

Grab your beer-loving buds and solve the clues to unlock the six-pack of beer in our Beer Escape Game! Navigate the four rooms of the brewery and put your beer trivia knowledge to the test to attempt to learn the Alchemist's secret recipe to the perfectly brewed beer before time runs out. Once you learn the 4 digit-code to the padlock, unlock the cage...

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Introducing the desktop therapist, Gregory! You can go through all your past relationships, friendship fall outs or even daily office woes with him without being judged. Instead he will ask you all the important questions like "How does that make you feel?" What you you think that means?" and more. Simply press button for 16 phrases of support and wisdom...

Novelty Gifts

Desktop Therapist

WVDT002

$44.95

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Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

How To Appear Smart At Work

WVHASW03

Improve your reputation at work, these cards will show you some essential tricks to getting that pay rise you’ve been asking for. Features:Packaging: Cardboard box Dims: 16x9x3.5cm Product Info: 100 cards

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You can almost hear the crowd go wild as that cap drops clean into the basket. (Even if it’s just your dog looking mildly impressed.) Mounted right conveniently on the fridge, this genius little gadget turns opening a beer into a full-blown event. It’s not just convenient — it’s competitive. Try not to smirk when you land three caps in a row and declare...

Bottle Opener

Magnetic Basketbeer Bottle Opener with Stainless Steel Backboard

ISLCBL06

$39.95

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Stationery

Positive Pens - Pack of 4

Take pleasure in the little things and make time to do what you love. The perfect companion to a journal, each Positive Pen is inscribed with a feel good mantra to channel positive vibes to your page. Features:Pack of four soft touch ballpoint pens Feel good mantra includes: Today is a good day, positive vibes, hello beautiful and great idea....

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Bathroom

Toilet Timer

WVTTFB03

Keep bathroom breaks from turning into eternity with this hilarious Toilet Timer.This unique hour glass-style timer features a skeleton patiently waiting on the throne, reminding everyone that time is ticking! Designed to run for about five minutes, it’s a fun and practical way to encourage quicker trips to the loo.

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Blair's Sudden Death Sauce is almighty fierce. A force to be reckoned with, just a small drop will do it. That's right, go slow... the sweltering culmination of honey with habaneros and cayenne will heat things up in a heartbeat. The uniquely delicious flavour of ginseng makes Sudden Death the perfect addition to Oriental cuisine! Feel Alive with Blair's...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Blair's Sudden Death Sauce - Award Winning

BCSDDS01

$16.95

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Wine Accessories

Ladies Night Drink Markers - Set of 4

WVLNDM01

Modelled after Magic Mike, these muscular hunk drinks markers will cling to your glass in a variety of compromising positions. A sexy addition to your ladies nights for sure. Set of 4

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This clever table tennis set allows you to play the game on virtually any tabletop. The instant table tennis set is perfect for travel or home use and the compact design makes it easy to store and take anywhere. The posts holding the net instantly clasp around the table edge and the net automatically stretches between the two posts keeping it tight...

-$18.00

Other Games

Instant Table Tennis Set

ATCITT04

$21.95 $39.95

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Personal Care for Him

Mr Razor - Razor Holder

OTCMR06

This elegant gentleman will keep your razor where it belongs - on a fine moustache. He will easily stick to your tiles or mirror and keep your razor clean and safe. Size: 8.3 x 8.7 x 5.8 cm

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Get your home BBQ meals just right - never overcook or undercook your meat again! Set the timer on the fork to your preference. Features an in-built light and pre-programmed temperature settings for cooking 8 types of meat varying from rare to well done. Features:Measurements: 38 x 4 x 3cm Material: Plastic And Stainless Steel. 8 Pre-set...

BBQ

Maverick BBQ Meat Fork Digital Thermometer With Light by Davis & Waddell

ISBMFDT06

$39.95

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Enjoy a cold one in the shower with this innovative and easy to install beverage holder. The bathroom bevvy holder perfectly holds a can or bottle of your favourite beverage.

-$3.00

Bathroom

Bathroom Bevvy Holder

ISBBH008

$16.95 $19.95

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Get into the festive spirit with the Eat, Drink and be Merry Apron. Features:Material: 100% thick cotton Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 70cm wide x 85cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

Eat Drink and Be Merry Christmas Apron

ATEDMCA03

$34.95

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This 5-in-1, handy tool has everything you need to flip some burgers, turn some sausages, and pop open a few beers. The robust acacia wood and stainless steel tool is a great portable utensil you can take anywhere. Features:Material: Stainless Steel/Acacia Wood Contains: Spatula, fork, basting brush, bottle opener and corkscrew Tool comes in a...

BBQ

5-in-1 BBQ Multi-Tool in Acacia Wood

WWBMT06

$59.95

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As seen on Hot Ones, Da' Bomb Beyond Insanity hot sauce is definitely one of Chilli Hub's hottest sauces available. It is a combination of Habanero and Smokey Chipotle Peppers as well as natural pepper extract with EXTREME heat level; measuring at 135,600 Scoville units. Size: 113g Ingredients: Habanero Chillies (Habaneros, Salt), Chipotle Puree...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Da Bomb Beyond Insanity Hot Sauce - As Seen On Hot Ones

BCDBBI01

$27.95

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Desk & Office

Office Excuses Flip Book

MDI Australia

WVOEF003

You've been procrastination again and now your boss wants that thing you were suppose to do, NOW. You need an excuse, FAST! This hilarious spiral bound flip book is filled plenty of perfectly plausible reasons why you haven't done all those important tasks! From “The cat ate my mouse” to “The coffee machine is broken”, this flipbook book has an excuse...

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Sit back, relax and allow the Peace Of Mind Head Massager by Legami to work its magic. Simply slide their tips over your head and neck to release any tension. Small enough to take anywhere or keep at your desk. Features:Containing 12 flexible metal arms, Material: Metal

Personal Care

Peace of Mind Head Massager

TPPMHM06

$9.95

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Let your socks do the talking! " IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME A COLD BEER" Size: Fits women size 7 - 11 or men size 6 - 12

Novelty Socks

Bring Me A Cold Beer Socks

ATCBS006

$9.95

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Books

License to Grill - The BBQ Cookbook

ADLGBC02

The sun is out. The temperature is soaring. And you are starving. If these factors don t give you a valid licence to grill, then what does?! (NB: a BBQ in winter is totally acceptable, too!) Whether you are hosting a large gathering or you want to whip up something quick and easy for one, this book covers all BBQ bases, including: Meat, fish and veggie...

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Solve the clues. Discover the hidden code. And free your wine! Embark into the depths of a mystery with this interactive game, as you put your knowledge to the test to figure out the clues within the dusty, crumbling rooms of the abandoned manor; to discover the 4 digit code and unlock the "antidote"! With four historic ‘rooms’ to escape from (the...

Other Games

Wine Escape Room Game

WVWERG02

$44.95

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Are you game for the World's Hottest Corn Chips? These corn chips are made using an ancient Aztec method developed some 3500 years ago, called Nixtamalization. Locally grown wholegrain corn is soaked in alkali water (lime), washed and cooked before being ground into the delicious dough (masa) that makes the base of our corn chips. The authentic masa is...

Food & Drink

The World's Hottest Corn Chips

BCWHCC01

$14.95

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Double the heat, double the challenge with the Culley's Double Trouble Hot Sauce Pack. Pack consists ofCulley’s F*ck Me That's Hot Sauce Culley’s Brutality Hot SauceWarning: Not for the faint-hearted!

Culley's Holy Trinity Hot Sauce Pack - 1

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Culley's Double Trouble Hot Sauce Pack

BCDTHS01

$44.95

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Blair's After Death Sauce with Liquid Fire is such in intriguing hot cause; it elevates your palate, through every dish onto which it is poured. Awake your sense and feel alive with the tongue-tempting assortment of habanero chilli, cayenne chilli, chipotle chilli, and chilli extract. To experience this Death is legendary. Features:Heat level: Hot...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Blair's After Death Sauce

BCADDS01

$13.95

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Blair's Original Death Sauce is undeniably, original. The first of an entire line created by master craftsman, Blair Lazar - the man responsible for one of the biggest culinary explosions ever with his creation of the hot sauce. The unmistakable blend of habanero, cayenne, and chipotle chillies makes the sauce the perfect companion for wings, burgers, and...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Blair's Original Death Sauce - As Seen On Hot Ones

BCBODS01

$15.95

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Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Culley’s Firewater Hot Sauce - As Seen On Hot Ones

BCCFW001

The Culley's Firewater Hot Sauce is a premium blend of New Zealand grown Carolina Reaper & Trinidad Scorpion Butch T chillies fused with a dose of Mexican tequila which gives this popular hot sauce a unique tang. This hot sauce has a 10/10 heat factor without compromising its flavour. Features:Gluten-free Heat Level: EXTREME (112,000 Scovilles)...

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Culley's F*ck Me That's Hot Sauce is one of Culley's hottest hot sauces, and hell did it live up to its name. This highly sought-after, super-hot creation from Culley's will make you go "F*ck me, that's hot!" It combines the sweetness of farm fresh kiwi fruit with the blistering heat of the World's hottest chilli pepper, the Carolina Reaper. This rich,...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Culley’s F*ck Me That's Hot Sauce

BCFMT001

$23.95

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Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Culley’s Brutality Hot Sauce

BCBHS001

Now available in Australia for a limited time - Culley’s BRUTALITY Hot Sauce; Culley's hottest sauce yet!Culley's have selected the finest ingredients including a trilogy of the world’s hottest chillies to include in this limited hot sauce. All cleverly blended to create this fiery small-batch super Hot Sauce.Features:Gluten-freeVegetarian and vegan...

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