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Notebooks & Journals

A Tiny Fart Diary

And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These 7cm by 9.5cm journals will help you remember the important moments of your life–you know, like those notable farts. That’s right. Finally. The Tiny Fart Diary is here. Every page will include space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest fart. Think of all of the memories your grandchild will share as they flip...

Kids Vs Grown Ups by Talking Tables School of Fun - 1

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-$4.00

Family Game

Kids Vs Grown Ups by Talking Tables School of Fun

TPSFKG06

$12.95 $16.95

The battle of the ages, School of Fun Kids Vs Grown Ups will put everyone’s knowledge to the test. Slightly more challenging questions for the grownups, such as ‘What is the correct term for a female elephant?’ and child friendly questions for the kids such as ‘In English words, which letter almost always follows Q?’. A good size to transport on family...

Bathroom

Funny Bathroom Guest Book

BSBGB001

$26.95

Ordinary guest books too often lack humour and verve - so Knock Knock created their own. This elegant yet daringly interactive guest book invite visitors to express themselves fully while on the throne, with hilarious prompts, doodle space, and a wry grading system. Because even though the party must end, the memories should linger. Features:Padded...

Notebook Phone Holder Teal by Bookaroo - 1

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-$10.00

Notebooks & Journals

Notebook Phone Holder Teal by Bookaroo

ATNPHT03

$24.95 $34.95

A clever way to keep your phone and other little stuff handy. Simply attach this brilliant carrier to your notebook with its elasticated strap and you can slip in your phone, cables, glasses, pens and other stationaries just where you need them.Great for lectures, meetings or whenever you are on the go. Features:"Kind to your screen" velour lining...

Novelty Gifts

Fart Fanfare Sound Machine

ISFFSM06

$22.95

Let the laughter rip with the Fart Edition Sound Machine – your portable powerhouse of perfectly timed toots! Packed with 9 legendary fart sound effects, this pocket-sized prank device delivers everything from squeaky squeals to deep rumblers, making it the ultimate gag gift or icebreaker for any occasion. Whether you’re disrupting a meeting, pranking...

Maverick Desktop Projector Clock

ISMDPC06

$39.95

Wake up in style with this clever clock that projects the time right onto your wall or ceiling. It displays time, date, and temperature, with 4 brightness levels to suit any room. The 180° rotating projector works from 1–3 metres away, so you can check the time without even lifting your head. Includes alarm with snooze for those “just five more minutes”...

Desktop Toys

Desktop Pickleball by Kikkerland

ISDPKK06

$32.95

Think you’ve got what it takes to be a pickleball pro? Now you can serve, smash, and rally right from your desk with our Desktop Pickleball Set! Perfect for office showdowns or a quick break between emails, this mini setup brings big fun in a small package. Includes two wooden paddles, one ball, and a suction-cup net that sticks to almost any desk....

Party Games

Alcoholic Drinks Memory Game

JOSADM04

$29.95

Test your memory with this cheeky game featuring all your favourite beverages — from a Bloody Mary to a glass of red. Perfect for parties, game nights, or a gift that pairs perfectly with happy hour. Match the most pairs to win — or just claim you did after a few drinks! Designed by Artist Emer Louise. Emer Louise is an Australian illustrator and...

Gift Books

Colour Your Own Affirmation Cards

JOSCYO02

$29.95

Add a little positivity, inspiration, and motivation to your day — with a side of sass! Take five minutes each day to colour in a card and repeat the affirmation to yourself. Display it proudly on the stand provided and let those good vibes (and bold words) sink in. Includes:50 x Colour-Your-Own Affirmation Cards 1 x Wooden Display Stand 6 x...

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-$5.00

Party Games

Kiss Marry Kill Game Cards

JOSKMKC02

$19.95 $24.95

Will you lock lips with a movie star, tie the knot with a politician or send a Kardashian to their doom? With wild combos and no wrong answers (just hilarious ones), the Kiss Marry Kill cards are the ultimate party game of love, laughs, and unhinged decisions. Choose wisely… or chaotically. Each hilarious conundrum is guaranteed to spark conversation....

Novelty Socks

Coffee By Day Wine By Night Women Ankle Socks - 2 pairs

EJFCDWNA2

$8.95

Fuel your mornings and unwind your evenings with these fun and comfy ankle socks! This 2-pair set lets you mix, match, or pair your mood — one for caffeine vibes, one for wine o’clock. Made from a soft cotton blend with just the right stretch, they’re perfect for workdays, weekends, or when life calls for both coffee and wine. Size: Fits women size 5 - 8

Ice Mould & Chiller

Silicone Ice Balls – Set of 4 by Final Touch

WVSIB402

$29.95

Make large 2" ice balls perfect for cocktails, sodas & juices! You can also be creative and freeze ice balls with ingredients inside such as fruit pieces or food colouring. Perfect for summer time drinks or cocktails.Features:Freeze ice balls with ingredients such as fruit pieces or food colouring. Made of durable long lasting silicone Fill...

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-$4.00

Stubby Holder

This Legend Is Thirsty Beer Holder

ARTLBH04

$8.95 $12.95

Beer holder for the total legend who is thirsty.These neoprene lined holder will keep your beer cold and your hand warm while enjoying your beer.

Novelty Gifts

Lump of Coal with Certificate

WVLCC003

$19.95

The Lump of Coal with Certificate is the perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for anyone who’s been a bit naughty this year. Featuring a realistic lump of coal and a cheeky certificate, it’s a fun way to stir up some laughs at Christmas. Ideal as a stocking stuffer, office Kris Kringle, or playful gag gift, this festive pack is a light-hearted reminder that even...

Novelty Gifts

Stress Poo Stress Toy

WVSPST03

$19.95

Squeeze tight to ‘flush’ away any stress and bring a smile to your face with this Stress Poop. The perfect companion to relieve life’s stressful moments and your go to remedy to take a ‘load’ off your mind.

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-$1.00

Party Games

100 Adult Jokes

WV1AJ012

$12.95 $13.95

From risqu’ one-liners to naughty punchlines prepare to burst into laughter with our Adult Jokes Collection! Filled with rib-tickling humour that’s strictly for grown-ups, these cards promise a side-splitting good time.

Little Bottle Of Focus – 52 Weekly Positive Quotes - 2

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-$7.00

Novelty Gifts

Little Bottle Of Focus – 52 Weekly Positive Quotes

WVLBFQ03

$9.95 $16.95

Designed with positivity in mind, these little bottles offer a charming and upbeat spin on the classic S.O.S. message. Perk up your routine with motivational messages that bring smiles, calm and confidence to an ordinary day.

Stubby Holder

Hero - I Saved A Beer Stubby Holder

TSKISB03

$9.95

Everyday heroes don’t wear capes — they crack open cold ones. The Hero Stubby Holder celebrates the brave soul who freed a beer that was cruelly trapped in a bottle. A cracking little gift for birthdays, blokes, and mates who take their “hero duties” seriously… or not at all.

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Danny Balboa's FIGHT SAUCE - Smoked Tomato & Chipotle BBQ Damn Good Hot Sauce

BCDBRF01

$17.95

He’s a street-fighting man with a hunger for justice. A righteous blend of barbeque and tomato sauce, with a mild chipotle kick. Raise a fist. Raise an army. Raise hell. USE FOR: Everything BBQ, Burgers, Steak, Ribs, Wings, Pizza, Stews, Nachos, Bloody Marys. This guy goes with literally anything! Features:Heat level: MILD Size: 200ml Ingredients:...

Desk & Office

Punching Trump Desktop Punch Bag

MDIPTPB06

$12.95

Oil prices through the roof. Petrol hitting new records. Your weekly grocery bill looking like a mortgage repayment. We can't fix the economy but we CAN give you something to take it out on. Meet your new favourite desk companion. Give him a punch, watch him spring straight back up and do it all over again. Standing 13.5cm tall and built to take a...

Novelty Gifts

Ring for Service Bell

LMRAHB03

$9.95

Introducing the ultimate power move for anyone who deserves a little more attention around the house. Simply place it on your desk, bedside table or kitchen bench and ring away. Whether it's breakfast in bed, a cold drink on a hot day or just someone to acknowledge your presence; one ring is all it takes. A brilliant gag gift for the dad, mum, boss or...

Drinking Games

Let's Drink To That Drinking Ball

WVLDTDB02

$29.95

The ultimate party starting drinking ball. Now your drunken fate is in your own hands! How to play: Gather your friends and prepare your drinks. Take it in turns to pass the drinking ball and follow the instructions! Let the ball decide your drunken fate.

Reading

One More Page Book Worm Thumb Page Holder

WIBWPH06

$6.95

Because real bookworms don't put books down. They just find a smarter way to hold them. This clever little gadget is every book lover's new best friend. Slide your thumb in, spread the pages wide and suddenly you've got a free hand for your coffee, your tea or your snacks. Beautifully crafted in wood with a charming "One more page" engraving, it's as...

Bottle Opener

Welcome To My Bar Wall Mounted Wooden Bottle Opener Plaque

WIWTMB02

$34.95

Because every great man cave deserves a bar and every great bar deserves this. 🍺 Mount it on the wall, crack open a cold one and let the good times roll. This brilliant wall-mounted bottle opener does double duty; it opens your bottles AND collects the caps in the built-in shadow box. Less mess, more style. That's what we call winning.The retro-style...

Novelty Socks

Please Hesitate To Reach Out To Me Novelty Socks

EJFHRO02

$7.95

For the introverts, the do-not-disturb crew, and anyone who genuinely means it. The Please Hesitate To Reach Out To Me Novelty Socks deliver a big mood in the softest pink packaging. Featuring a cute heart design with a hilariously honest twist on the classic corporate greeting, these socks are the perfect gift for anyone who values their peace, quiet,...

Humour

The Little Book of Rude Jokes

BSLBRJ02

$17.95

Ready to spice up your comedy game? This tiny tome is the ultimate collection of rude jokes that’ll have you and your friends rolling on the floor with laughter and maybe blushing a little, too! This pocket-sized compendium is your backstage pass to the world of cheeky humour, filled with outrageous punchlines and wickedly funny one-liners that push the...

Novelty Socks

Be Kind, Of A Bitch Novelty Socks

EJFBKB002

$7.95

Sweet on top, sassy on the bottom. The Be Kind Of A Bitch Novelty Socks deliver the perfect blend of cheeky charm and honest attitude. Featuring a fun candy heart print in soft pastel yellow, pink, and mint tones, the tops read "Be Kind" while a little surprise waits on the bottom, "Of A Bitch". A hilarious gift for friends, sisters, workmates, or anyone...

Ice Mould & Chiller

Gin Stones by Gentlemen's Hardware

MDI Australia

DCGHGS06

$19.95

Cool things off with this classic set of gin stones. Designed to chill your drink without diluting it, use these six granite cubes in your next gin-featured cocktail or beverage of choice. Reuse again and again by placing cubes in the freezer; includes a drawstring bag for storing.

Kitchen & Dining

Pizza Scissors by Gentlemen's Hardware

DCGHPC04

$24.95

Say goodbye to messy pizza cutters and hello to the smartest slice in the kitchen. The Pizza Scissors by Gentlemen's Hardware combine two kitchen essentials into one clever tool, sharp stainless steel blades for effortless cutting and a built-in spatula base for lifting slices straight to the plate. No more chasing pizza slices around the tray or...

Notebooks & Journals

Dates People Get Mad If I Forget Tiny Diary

ISDPGM005

$14.95

For anyone who's ever been caught out by a forgotten birthday, anniversary, or "very important date". The Dates People Get Mad If I Forget Notebook is a compact little lifesaver disguised as a stylish keepsake. With every day of the year pre-printed inside, it's the perfect place to jot down birthdays, anniversaries, and all the other dates that really...

Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

100 Fart Jokes

IS100FJ06

$15.95

100 Fart Jokes from Ridley’s Games includes cheeky puns and stinky sarcasm that will blow you away! Packaged in a butt-shaped box, these joke cards are perfect for entertaining kids and making grown-ups giggle. Features:Suitable for ages 8+ Printed using FSC paper and soy inks Fully recyclable.

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Drunken Sailor Survival Kit - Relish Gift Pack

NTDSSK01

$34.95

Three of the best relishes you'll ever meet, packed into one impressive gift. The Drunken Sailor Survival Kit Gift Pack brings together three 260gm top-selling relishes from the Drunken Sailor range, so you'll never be stranded at the kitchen bench with a boring old condiment again. Small batch, Aussie made, and packed with premium ingredients, these...

Tools

Multifunction Hammer and Torch by Men's Republic

MRMFHT04

$49.95

The ultimate two-piece kit for the modern-day handyman. The Men's Republic Multifunction Tool Gift Set brings together a multifunction stainless steel hammer and a compact torch, making it a great grab-and-go essential for the garage, glovebox, tackle box, or camping kit. Ideal for small DIY jobs at home or those unexpected fix-it moments out on the...

Other Gadgets

Crikey It’s Hot Rechargeable Light Up Fan

ISCHLU08

$14.95

This Light Up Message Fan by Australian Collection takes fan fun to the next level - glowing a light-up message that brings the Aussie spirit wherever you go. Light-up LED display creates a light-up message that cycles through four different messages: G'DAY MATE!; CRIKEY IT'S HOT!; WHAT A SCORCHER! & AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE.Features:Eye-catching...

Wallets & Purses

Wine Money Coin Purse

OTCWMCP06

$13.95

Because wine deserves its own coin purse. Made using 95% post consumer recycled material. Measurements: 7.6 cm (H) x 10.1 cm (W)

copy of Date Night Challenges - Quirky Tasks For Two - 1

Other Games

Emergency Pick-up Lines

ISEPUL06

$24.95

When words fail you (or you're just too flustered to be charming), this set of 100 double-sided cards comes to the rescue.Packed with flirty one-liners, awkward icebreakers, and hilariously questionable compliments, each card is your ticket to starting a conversation—or at least making someone laugh. Bonus: the back of each card has space for notes,...

560+ Kris Kringle & Secret Santa Gifts | Funny, Affordable Ideas (9)

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