540+ Kris Kringle & Secret Santa Gifts | Funny, Affordable Ideas (8)

Personal Care

Head Massager by Gentlemen's Hardware

The perfect way to unwind and de-stress. Gently push the massager prongs onto your head and move the massager up and down or in a circular motion. The prongs stimulate nerve endings and massage acupuncture points on the head and neck.Features:Length: 25cm 12 massage prongs Wooden handle

Novelty Gifts

Toilet "Bowl" with Bamboo Chopsticks

MDITCNB04

$29.95

Who knew a toilet bowl could actually be... a real bowl? This hilarious ceramic creation is perfect for serving up noodles with a side of laughs. Complete with bamboo chopsticks, it’s a quirky gift that's surprisingly useful.Dimensions: 25cm x 19cm x 14cm

Glassware

Next Round Please - Ring For A Refill Beer Glass

EJFNRP02

$17.95

With a 450ml capacity and a working bell fixed to the handle, this beer glass turns topping up into a game. Just give it a ring and you’ll never be ignored when it’s time for another pour.

Pour Another For The King - Ring For A Refill Beer Glass - 1

-$5.00

Glassware

Pour Another For The King - Ring For A Refill Beer Glass

EJFPAK02

$12.95 $17.95

Ever been stuck waving at the telly, hoping someone notices your empty glass? With this beauty, all you’ve gotta do is give the bell a cheeky ding ding and wait for your royal refill. Holding a solid 460ml, it’s sturdy, fun, and guaranteed to make you feel like the king of the lounge room.

Family Game

Kids Vs Grown Ups by Talking Tables School of Fun

TPSFKG06

$16.95

The battle of the ages, School of Fun Kids Vs Grown Ups will put everyone’s knowledge to the test. Slightly more challenging questions for the grownups, such as ‘What is the correct term for a female elephant?’ and child friendly questions for the kids such as ‘In English words, which letter almost always follows Q?’. A good size to transport on family...

Bathroom

Funny Bathroom Guest Book

BSBGB001

$26.95

Ordinary guest books too often lack humour and verve - so Knock Knock created their own. This elegant yet daringly interactive guest book invite visitors to express themselves fully while on the throne, with hilarious prompts, doodle space, and a wry grading system. Because even though the party must end, the memories should linger. Features:Padded...

Notebooks & Journals

Notebook Phone Holder Teal by Bookaroo

ATNPHT03

$34.95

A clever way to keep your phone and other little stuff handy. Simply attach this brilliant carrier to your notebook with its elasticated strap and you can slip in your phone, cables, glasses, pens and other stationaries just where you need them.Great for lectures, meetings or whenever you are on the go. Features:"Kind to your screen" velour lining...

Ceramic Incense Fountain With Incense Cones - 1

-$10.00

Home Decor

Ceramic Incense Fountain With Incense Cones

ISCIFC08

$7.95 $17.95

Relax with the smooth fragrance and peacefully watch the smoke trail down the ceramic fountain. Simply light the incense cone and watch the fragrant smoke flow down the ceramic fountain. Features:Material: Ceramic Burn time per incense cone: 15 mins Comes with 20 incense cones in 4 assorted fragrances

Desk & Office

H.R. Violation Pen Pack

DIHRVPP03

$29.95

Too sweary for HR. Too honest for your inbox. This pen pack is made for the workmate who’s just about had it — with emails, meetings, and Karen from Accounts. Each pen is loaded with sarcasm, sass, and a healthy dose of workplace rage:"As per my last f*ing email"** "I’m silently judging your grammar" "Did I roll my eyes out loud?" "I am the f*ing...

Desk & Office

Passive Aggressive Pen Pack

DIHRVPP03

$29.95

Say what you really mean — without saying it to their face. The Passive Aggressive Pen Pack is your new go-to for writing to-do lists, notes to Karen, or just surviving another day in the office jungle. Each pen features a painfully honest phrase, designed to raise eyebrows and lower expectations:"PLEASE KINDLY F* OFF"** "OK. CALM YOUR TITS."...

-$13.00

Desktop Toys

Discovery Zone Light Up Sand Art

ISLUSA06

$19.95 $32.95

Mesmerising and ever-changing — create a new artwork every time you flip or rotate the frame! Watch colourful sand drift and settle into stunning, one-of-a-kind landscapes. The USB-powered base gently lights up your creation, adding a relaxing glow to any room. Perfect for desks, shelves, or anyone who needs a little hypnotic zen in their day. Features:...

Maverick Desktop Projector Clock

ISMDPC06

$39.95

Wake up in style with this clever clock that projects the time right onto your wall or ceiling. It displays time, date, and temperature, with 4 brightness levels to suit any room. The 180° rotating projector works from 1–3 metres away, so you can check the time without even lifting your head. Includes alarm with snooze for those “just five more minutes”...

Desktop Toys

Desktop Soccer Goals Sticky Notes by Kikkerland

ISDGSN06

$22.95

Write, crumple and score! 200 sticky notes transform into soccer balls when crumpled. Includes a mini plywood soccer goal for fun, interactive note-taking.

Desktop Toys

Desktop Pickleball by Kikkerland

ISDPKK06

$32.95

Think you’ve got what it takes to be a pickleball pro? Now you can serve, smash, and rally right from your desk with our Desktop Pickleball Set! Perfect for office showdowns or a quick break between emails, this mini setup brings big fun in a small package. Includes two wooden paddles, one ball, and a suction-cup net that sticks to almost any desk....

-$7.00

Other Gadgets

Rechargeable Clip Fan

ISRCFK06

$16.99 $23.99

Stay cool anywhere, anytime! This rechargeable clip-on fan keeps you breezy whether you’re reading, working, or scrolling. Simply clip it onto your book, phone, laptop, or just about anything and enjoy instant airflow. It’s hands-free, portable, and perfect for hot days at the desk or on the go. Recharge via USB for up to 1.5 hours of cool comfort — no...

Party Games

Alcoholic Drinks Memory Game

JOSADM04

$29.95

Test your memory with this cheeky game featuring all your favourite beverages — from a Bloody Mary to a glass of red. Perfect for parties, game nights, or a gift that pairs perfectly with happy hour. Match the most pairs to win — or just claim you did after a few drinks! Designed by Artist Emer Louise. Emer Louise is an Australian illustrator and...

Party Games

Boobs Memory Game

JOSBMG04

$29.95

Play memory, but make it cheeky and empowering! This game celebrates all the boobs — big, small, flat, uneven, droopy, or perky — because we love them all. Match the most pairs to win and embrace the beauty of every shape and size. About the Artist: Designed by JOS Studio, Journey of Something’s in-house creative team led by Lauren Seeman, experts in...

Humour

Colour Your Own Adult Affirmation Cards

JOSAAC02

$29.95

The perfect mix of self-care, sarcasm, and swear words — because sometimes a little colourful language is exactly what you need! Take five minutes each day to colour in a card, unwind, and remind yourself that you’re doing your f***ing best. Display your finished masterpieces proudly on the included stand. Includes:50 x Colour-Your-Own Affirmation...

Gift Books

Colour Your Own Affirmation Cards

JOSCYO02

$29.95

Add a little positivity, inspiration, and motivation to your day — with a side of sass! Take five minutes each day to colour in a card and repeat the affirmation to yourself. Display it proudly on the stand provided and let those good vibes (and bold words) sink in. Includes:50 x Colour-Your-Own Affirmation Cards 1 x Wooden Display Stand 6 x...

Drinking Games

Never Have I Ever Game Cards

JOSNHIE02

$24.95

Never Have I Ever… or have I??? This deck of cards is your ticket to oversharing, uncovering scandalous truths and discovering which of your friends is a total chaos gremlin. Play at your own risk—some things, once heard, can never be unheard.Tips: You can always turn this into a drinking game - for every "I have" instead of putting your hands up, you...

-$5.00

Party Games

Kiss Marry Kill Game Cards

JOSKMKC02

$19.95 $24.95

Will you lock lips with a movie star, tie the knot with a politician or send a Kardashian to their doom? With wild combos and no wrong answers (just hilarious ones), the Kiss Marry Kill cards are the ultimate party game of love, laughs, and unhinged decisions. Choose wisely… or chaotically. Each hilarious conundrum is guaranteed to spark conversation....

Novelty Socks

Coffee By Day Wine By Night Women Ankle Socks - 2 pairs

EJFCDWNA2

$8.95

Fuel your mornings and unwind your evenings with these fun and comfy ankle socks! This 2-pair set lets you mix, match, or pair your mood — one for caffeine vibes, one for wine o’clock. Made from a soft cotton blend with just the right stretch, they’re perfect for workdays, weekends, or when life calls for both coffee and wine. Size: Fits women size 5 - 8

Ice Mould & Chiller

Silicone Ice Balls – Set of 4 by Final Touch

WVSIB402

$29.95

Make large 2" ice balls perfect for cocktails, sodas & juices! You can also be creative and freeze ice balls with ingredients inside such as fruit pieces or food colouring. Perfect for summer time drinks or cocktails.Features:Freeze ice balls with ingredients such as fruit pieces or food colouring. Made of durable long lasting silicone Fill...

Party Games

100 Adult Jokes

WV1AJ012

$13.95

From risqu’ one-liners to naughty punchlines prepare to burst into laughter with our Adult Jokes Collection! Filled with rib-tickling humour that’s strictly for grown-ups, these cards promise a side-splitting good time.

Novelty Gifts

Allergy to Work Mints - Sweet First Aid Mints

WVAWM004

$7.95

Cure your “can’t be bothered” Mondays with the Sweet First Aid – Allergy to Work Mints! These cheeky little mint candies are the perfect pick-me-up for anyone allergic to early starts, endless meetings, or productivity itself. Pop a few and you’ll look busy, feel “motivated,” and maybe even get some actual work done (no promises). A hilarious gift for...

Little Bottle Of Focus – 52 Weekly Positive Quotes - 2

-$7.00

Novelty Gifts

Little Bottle Of Focus – 52 Weekly Positive Quotes

WVLBFQ03

$9.95 $16.95

Designed with positivity in mind, these little bottles offer a charming and upbeat spin on the classic S.O.S. message. Perk up your routine with motivational messages that bring smiles, calm and confidence to an ordinary day.

Desktop Toys

Desktop Dunks Sticky Notes by Kikkerland

ISDDSN06

$22.95

Write, crumple and drunk! 200 sticky notes transform into basketballs when crumpled. Includes a pencil stand and mini basketball hoop for interactive fun.

Little Bottle Of Motivation – 52 Weekly Motivational Quotes - 1

-$7.00

Desk & Office

Little Bottle Of Motivation – 52 Weekly Motivational Quotes

WVLBMQ03

$9.95 $16.95

Meet your daily dose of inspiration — the Little Bottle of Motivation! Pop the lid to reveal a scroll packed with bite-sized motivational quotes guaranteed to lift your mood and get you moving. Perfect for your desk, bedside table, or to gift a mate who needs a little pep talk in a jar. It’s like having your own personal cheer squad, minus the glitter...

Seriously! Talking Desktop Punch Bag - 1

-$10.00

Novelty Gifts

Seriously! Talking Desktop Punch Bag

ISSDPB09

$9.95 $19.95

Give your stress a smack with this hilarious Desktop Punching Bag — the little red rage-reliever your desk never knew it needed. Stick it down with the suction base, give it a whack, and watch it bounce right back for round two (or ten). Perfect for anyone who deals with annoying emails, slow computers, or that one coworker who says “quick question” at...

Stubby Holder

I'm With Stupid Stubby Holder

TSKISS03

$9.95

Pointing fingers has never been more fun. The I'm With Stupid Stubby Holder is the ultimate party prop — perfect for BBQs, camping trips, family gatherings or whenever you feel like stirring the pot a little. It keeps your drink cold, your humour sharp and guarantees at least one good laugh (usually at someone else’s expense).

Stubby Holder

Hero - I Saved A Beer Stubby Holder

TSKISB03

$9.95

Everyday heroes don’t wear capes — they crack open cold ones. The Hero Stubby Holder celebrates the brave soul who freed a beer that was cruelly trapped in a bottle. A cracking little gift for birthdays, blokes, and mates who take their “hero duties” seriously… or not at all.

Stubby Holder

Weekday Forecast Stubby Holder

TSKWDF03

$9.95

When the BOM lets you down, trust the forecast that actually matters. The Weekday Forecast Stubby Holder predicts a rock-solid 100% chance of beer — and honestly, when has that ever been wrong? Keeps your drink cold, your hands comfy and your mates chuckling at your weather expertise. Ideal for BBQs, knock-offs, weekend sessions or any day ending in...

Novelty Socks

Naughty Is The New Nice Socks

TBRNNS06

$9.95

Cute Rox Christmas Socks for the silly season! Size: One size fits mostMaterial: Blended Cotton, Polyester, Spandex

Bottle Opener

Magnetic Soda Bottle Opener by Balvi

OTCMSBO6

$16.95

Add a fun and practical touch to your kitchen or bar with this Balvi magnetic bottle opener. Designed in the shape of a soda bottle, it combines eye-catching style with everyday functionality.Easily attaches to refrigerator doors, shelves, or any metal surface, so it’s always within reach.Colour: RedMaterial: Stainless steelDimensions: 21 × 8.5 × 2 cm

Novelty Gifts

Warm It Up - Egg USB Mug Warmer by Legami

TPEUMW03

$19.95

Ever make a cup of coffee and then totally forget about it? The Legami Warm it Up - Egg USB Mug Warmer is the perfect solution to a coffee break at your desk. Simply plug it directly into your laptop or a USB port, place your flat-bottomed mug or glass on top, and take your time sipping your hot drink without worrying about it going cold before you've...

Notebooks & Journals

Go Forth And Be F*cking Awesome Notebook

DIGFBF03

$24.95

You're awesome. You know it. I know it. Now it's time to go out there and let everyone else know, with a little help from this cheeky little notebook. This handy A5 notebook has a soft neoskin cover - to compliment your harsh language and it's as pretty as it is sweary. Features: 80 lined leaves (160 pages) elastic closure bookmark ribbon

540+ Kris Kringle & Secret Santa Gifts | Funny, Affordable Ideas (8)

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