560+ Kris Kringle &amp; Secret Santa Gifts | Funny, Affordable Ideas (7)

Reusable 'ice cubes' that you can use over and over again. Contains 9 rocks that also come in a black velvet storage pouch.

Other Games

Adult Charades Game

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A classic game with a naughty twist for naughty people! Funny and naughty party game where players act out rude suggestions and their teammates try to guess as many answers as possible within the time limit. Game set includes:80 hilarious charade cards with 6 charades each A one-minute timer A score pad

Party Games

Twerk Pong Party Game

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$9.95

Twerk Pong is a hilarious party game where you shake your booty to win the game! The aim of the game is to twerk the balls out of box using the power of twerking. Whoever get all the balls out at the fastest time wins! Includes 2 twerk boxes, 2 ribbons, 10 ping pong balls

Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

What Not To Say During Sex Cards

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You would think it would be easy to know the right thing to say during sex, right? This is for that perfect friend who has no filter and requires some help getting down and dirty!

Aprons & Chef Hats

I Like My Butt Rubbed And My Pork Pulled Apron

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Funny BBQ Apron for the grill master out there who love to slow cook his meat, spending time with his rubs and sauce sauce and serving gourmet brisket, pulled pork, you name it. Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

A Cow, A Pig And A Chicken BBQ Joke Apron

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You're in for a good laugh with this funny BBQ Joke Apron.Great BBQ party conversation starter; a must have for the grill master this season. Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Charcoal Shoe Shine Kit by Gentlemen's Hardware - 1

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Personal Care for Him

Charcoal Shoe Shine Kit by Gentlemen's Hardware

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$34.95 $39.95

Put your best foot forward with help from this smart shoe shine kit from Gentlemen's Hardware. Buff and shine with two brushes, black and neutral polish and a cleaning cloth, all stored together in a compact zipped charcoal canvas case with faux leather details - perfect to store at home or toss in your luggage.Gentlemen's Hardware products have been...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Blair's Mega Death Sauce - As Seen On Hot Ones

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$21.95

Blair's Mega Death Sauce is devilishly hot. Merciless heat and maximum flavour meet to bring a truly spectacular sweat to your heat-seeking brow. Molasses momentarily masks the hard-hitting habanero, cayenne, and chipotle chilli that make up this menacing mix. Feel Alive with Blair's Mega Death, and endure it's painful pleasure one daring drop at a time....

Savoury Snacks

Wicked Nuts Kettle Roasted Ginger Beer and Curry Peanuts 120g

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Wicked Nuts Kettle Roasted Ginger Beer and Curry Peanuts is a combination of craft ginger beer and Queensland grown peanuts roasted in copper kettle roaster with curry spices in small batches to achieve the perfect crunch. What could be better than combining these into the ultimate satay inspired snack. We challenge you to stop at one!Made in...

Savoury Snacks

Wicked Nuts Kettle Roasted Tequila Chilli and Lime Peanuts 120g

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Queensland Peanuts hand infused with Tequila, zingy lime, a lick of salt with hint of Chipotle chilli bite. Gluten Free, Dairy Free, Soy Free, Vegan Made in AustraliaSize: 120g

Savoury Snacks

Wicked Nuts Kettle Roasted Pina Colada Peanuts 120g

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Enjoy a taste of the tropics with that unmistakable Pineapple and Coconut flavour. Roasted with white rum in our copper kettle to obtain the maximum crunch for our iconic Pina Colada Peanuts. Gluten Free, Dairy Free, Vegan. Made in AustraliaSize: 120g

Savoury Snacks

Wicked Nuts Kettle Smokey Spiced Rum Peanuts 120g

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A little smokey and a little chilli bite. Kettle roasted in small batches with the unmissable flavour of Spiced Rum makes for a highly addictive taste experience. We challenge you to stop at one! Gluten Free, Dairy Free, Vegan. Made in AustraliaSize: 120g

Stubby Holder

I Only Drink Beer Stubby Holder

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$9.95

Funny stubby holder for the man who loves his beer too much! Stubby holder reads: I only drink beer on days that ends in Y

Novelty Gifts

Ring For A Beer Bell by Legami

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$14.95

Ring the bell and wait for beer! Handy little bell with "Ring For A Beer" text. Perfect gift to spoil a beer lover.

Aprons & Chef Hats

Kiss The Cook Apron

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Show the cook some appreciation with this Kiss The Cook apron. Pair it with the matching chef hat for a complete look! Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

One Day I'm Gonna Make The Onions Cry Apron

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Funny apron that will get you plenty of laughter and nods in agreement. Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

Never Trust A Skinny Cook Apron

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There's an old saying that you should never trust a skinny chef and his/her curves is the best testament to the food he/she serves. Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

Hot Stuff Coming Through Apron

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Watch out! Hot stuff coming through (and I don't mean the food).Funny apron; great conversation starter and party favourite! Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

I'll Feed All You F*ckers Apron

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Let the cook do his or her job so he or she can feed all you f*ckers. Funny apron; great conversation starter and party favourite! Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Novelty Gifts

In Car Chips and Sauce Set

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Hands free fast food snacking on your travels. This fantastic 2 piece set is perfect for hands free fast food snacking on your travels. Simply pop the chips holder in your in-car cup holder and attach the sauce tray to your air vent and you're good to go! Chip holder slots into your in-car cup holder, while the sauce holder clips onto your in-car vent.

Food & Drink

Lil' Nitro - The World's Hottest Gummy Bear

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Consumer beware, this is not your ordinary gummy bear! Introducing Lil' Nitro Gummy Bears for those who seek the heat! Lil' Nitro has been infused with 9,000,000 Scoville unit chilli extract making it 900 times hotter than a jalapeño pepper! Don't be fooled by their innocent size—these tiny warriors are not for the faint of heart! Features:Size: 3g...

Wine Accessories

Wine Bracelet Digital Thermometer by CellarDine

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Everybody knows that to enjoy the perfect bottle of wine it needs to be consumed at the ideal temperature and with the CellarDine Wine Bracelet you can be sure that all types and varieties of wines can be checked correctly for the optimum drinking temperature, by simply placing around the bottle. The CellarDine Wine Bracelet has a digital temperature...

Novelty Gifts

Hungry Games Clip-On Backboard

WVHGCB06

$9.95

The hungry games clip-on backboard welcomes you to play with your food! Slam dunk your cereal, salad, yoghurt or any food you can think of.Just clip the backboard and hoop onto the side of your bowl or mug and start shooting blueberries, marshmallows, croutons, and more. If it adds to the dish and fits through the hoop, it's fair game! Features:...

Aprons & Chef Hats

King of the Grill Apron

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Take the throne as the King of the Grill with this 100% thick cotton BBQ apron. This apron is designed to uphold your sacred position and to let everyone know who the king is. Pair it with the matching chef hat for a complete look! Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x...

Aprons & Chef Hats

I Don't Count Calories Wine Apron

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Wine calories don't count and so are the glasses. The perfect apron for the wine lover. Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

All You Need Is Love And A Bottle Of Wine Apron

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Arguably the best life advice out there; All you need is love and a bottle of wine. The perfect apron for the wine lover. Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

Life Is Too Short To Drink Bad Wine Apron

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Important life lesson printed on 100% thick cotton apron with adjustable neck strap and tie-up waist straps.The perfect apron for the wine lover. Features:Material: 100% thick cotton Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

In This Kitchen We Dance Apron

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Some believe their kitchen is a sacred place, some an outlet, some a kitchen is just a kitchen but to some (the fun ones) it is a dance floor! Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

Real Men Smell Like BBQ Apron

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Not musk, not tobacco, not sandalwood but BBQ. Real men smell like BBQ. Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

Evolution of Man BBQ Apron

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That's right! The evolution of man explains it all - we are born to grill! Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Danny Balboa's REHAB - Reaper & Habanero Damn Good Hot Sauce

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$17.95

Time to take your medicine. You may feel a bit of a sting. Some of the world’s hottest chillies with a sweet apple BBQ base. Drive out your demons, apart from the fun ones. USE FOR: Burgers, Wings, Bloody Marys, BBQ, Eggs, Bacon. Anything you would usually smother in BBQ sauce – but be warned, this one might melt your face off! Features:Heat...

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Coffee Mugs

No Prob Llama Coffee Mug

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$14.95 $19.95

This is a prob-free zone. Let the world know that you don’t have space for any problem, only peace and quiet especially while you’re getting the day started with a hot cup of coffee. This 3D peaceful llama mug is perfect for your coffee or tea; a must for the office.Measurement: 17.3cm x 10cm x 12cmHand wash only - not microwave or dishwasher safe

Novelty Gifts

Prescription Flask

MDIPMF04

$12.95

Just what the doctor ordered - this quality stainless steel flask with amusing prescription inspired holds 235ml of your favourite booze!

Aprons & Chef Hats

Save Water Drink Whiskey Apron

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The perfect apron for the whiskey lover. Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

Real Men Drink Whiskey Apron

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