540+ Kris Kringle & Secret Santa Gifts | Funny, Affordable Ideas (7)

Novelty Socks

Cheers B*tches Glitter Novelty Socks

Let your socks do the talking with these novelty sole-mates socks by Frankly Funny featuring glittering glasses of drinks with cheeky wordings, "Cheers Bitches" on the soles. So put your feet up and drink up! Size: Fits women size 7 - 11 or men size 6 - 12

Novelty Socks

I'm Not Always A Bitch Novelty Socks

EJFAAB02

$7.95

Let your socks do the talking with these novelty socks by Frankly Funny. These vulgar yet ridiculously funny socks; with top printed "I'm Not Always A Bitch" and sole printed "Just Kidding Go F'ck Yourself" are for those who are unapologetically themselves. Size: Fits women size 7 - 11 or men size 6 - 12

Stubby Holder

Nice Cold Beer Beer Holder

ARTNCB004

$12.95

There is nothing like a nice cold beer after a nice cold beer. Features:Made from heavy duty rubber Removable neoprene lining to allow easy fit for a variety of bottles & cans Beer holder size: 7.5 x 10.5cm

Cocktail Recipe Box Set by Designworks Ink - 1

-$5.00

Notebooks & Journals

Cocktail Recipe Box Set by Designworks Ink

DWCCRBS03

$34.95 $39.95

A place to put all of your favourite cocktail recipes? Yes, please! The DesignWorks Ink Cocktail Recipe Box Set includes 5 cloth bound notebooks ready to hold all your different vodka, rum, whiskey, gin, and tequila cocktails. Each liquor base has its own notebook so you can organize your drinks by alcohol preference. Includes a convenient conversion...

Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

Gen Z Lingo Playing Cards

CGGZPC06

$24.95

Gen Z edition, the ultimate deck for all the cool cats and trendsetters of the digital age. Get ready to level up your social game and embrace the "vibes" of Gen Z culture. Whether you're a parent looking to connect with your TikTok-loving teenager or simply curious about the latest trends, these cards are your secret weapon. So gather your crew and...

Other Games

Whiskey Journey Escape Room Game

WVWERG03

$54.95

The Whiskey Journey Escape Game is sure to bring the fun to any games night or dinner party! Simply lock your favourite bottle in the golden cage included, and work together through over 50 fun whiskey question cards to cipher the code and unlock your bottle! Travel the world of whiskey with our awesome Whiskey Journey Escape Game! Travel to Ireland,...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Culley’s No. 8 - Chipotle Reaper Hot Sauce

BCCCR002

$12.95

The super hot reaper meets the classic chipotle, and with classic Mexican flavours like tomato and capsicum, you can't go wrong with this sauce.A thick, rich sauce with a sensually pleasing smoky aroma. Perfectly blended to create just the right balance and layers of sweet, tangy, and of course smoky. The heat from the Carolina Reaper is not too intense...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Culley’s No. 9 - Ghost Chilli Hot Sauce

BCGC9002

$13.95

Sweet, hot and one of Culley's original recipes. The Bhut Jolokia or what's known as Ghost Chilli is fiery, very fragrant and fruity with a slight hint of citrus. It is well known with Indian style cuisine, particularly curries, and also compliments meat and barbeques. A super hot sauce - not for the faint hearted. Features:Gluten-free Vegetarian...

Personal Care

Back Scratcher by Gentlemen's Hardware

DCGHBS06

$12.95

Ditch the itch with this telescopic back scratcher. With an easy-to-grip handle and prongs designed for gentle scratching, this back scratcher makes the perfect gift for anyone and everyone. No need to worry about out-of-reach spots; the wand extends to 67 cm in length. Simply collapse it after each use for easy storage and portability. Features:...

Dual Solar and Crank Powered Flashlight - 1

-$15.00

Tools

Dual Solar and Crank Powered Flashlight

IGDSCP012

$9.95 $24.95

Eco friendly, hand crank and solar powered torch. This LED crank flashlight is perfect for daily, emergency and outdoor use. Features:Product dimension: 4.8cm x 12.3cm x 3.4cm Lightweight and compact Built in carabiner to easily clip

-$2.00

Entertaining

Wine Decision Wine Charm Set of 6

TBRWDC06

$8.95 $10.95

Glass wine charms perfect to fit around the stem of your wine glass decorated with funny sayings on each of them - perfect for the next party!It's ok. Naughty is the new nice. Let's make pour decisions. Trust me. You can dance. Just a few more. When in doubt, add more wine. This wine is making me awesome. Wine goes in, fun comes out.

Stubby Holder

Coatie Blue Vibe Puffer Jacket Insulated Drink Holder

TBRBPJ03

$19.95

The ultimate adventure wear for your drinks! This fashionable stubby holder is perfect keep your drinks; can or bottle cool. Featuring multi layer insulation with foil inner lining for great thermal insulation. Simply slip in your drink, zip it up and enjoy!

Kitchen & Dining

Boobie Egg Fryer

LMBEF03

$17.95

Fry your eggs in the shape of a pair of "boobies" with this Boobie Egg Fryer.The perfect gift for both boobies and egg lovers.

Hobbies & Interests

Helping Hands Scrub Soap For Hardworking Hands - Set of 2 Bar

CFHHS008

$10.95

Introducing our hardworking scrub soap, meticulously tailored for hands that build, cook, create, and cultivate. Crafted with potent ingredients like pumice and activated charcoal, this soap ensures a thorough cleanse, tackling tough dirt and grime with ease. Despite its powerful cleaning properties, its gentle formula ensures it's kind to your skin,...

Coffee Mugs

The Muff Mug

WVTMM02

$22.95

Think you’ve seen a few muffs in your time? now you can watch the evolution of how they changed over the years.

Novelty Gifts

Retro Popcorn Bucket by Balvi

OTCRPB06

$12.95

A fun and retro-inspired accessory perfect for movie nights.Features:3L capacity, this large squared bowl ensures you’ll have plenty of popcorn to last through the entire movie, making it perfect for sharing with friends and family. Eco-Friendly & Practical: This reusable bowl offers an environmentally friendly alternative that’s both practical...

Personal Care

Hangover Kit by Gentlemen's Hardware

DCHKIT04

$19.95

Survived the night? Now survive the morning with the all-in-one, Hangover Kit by Gentlemen's Hardware. This clever kit includes an eye mask, set of ear plugs, 60ml hair & body wash and 60ml hand & face lotion in a travel sized tin.

Novelty Gifts

Sudoku Toilet Roll by Legami

TPSTRL04

$9.95

The best way to keep your mind active... even in the bathroom. So grab a pen, take your seat and get both your brain and bowel moving with this sudoku toilet roll. Contains 285 sheets of sudoku puzzle.

Novelty Gifts

Office Udder - Stress Relief Desk Toy

WVBSOU03

$19.95

For when your day at work is so stressful it’s udderly ridiculous, we’ve created Office Udders. These highly squishable silicon cow boobs stick firmly to the underside of your desk, offering you a truly durable and discreet tug without ever having to leave your workstation. Boss riding you like Seabiscuit? Simply grab these glands and milk your anger dry!

Kitchen & Dining

Eggplant Sauce Bottle

TUESB001

$17.95

Give your condiments a squirt with the squeezy Eggplant Sauce Bottle. Make a tight grip, shake it up and down, then squeeze. You should have mayonnaise (other sauces are available) oozing out in no time. We’re salivating at the thought. This BPA free saucy bottle gives the aubergine emoji a whole new meaning. People tell us this bottle is a little bit...

Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

How to Give Zero F**ks

WVHGZF03

$19.95

Do you know someone who needs to give less f**ks? This no bullsh*t card pack features 100 affirmations and advice on how to care less and get more of the life you want. Features:Packaging: Cardboard box Dims: 16x9x3.5cm Product Info: 100 cards

-$5.00

Desk & Office

Genius Paper Clip Holder

WVGPCH03

$11.95 $16.95

Every genius needs paperclips to organise his best ideas. What we found out is that they are in fact perfect for holding paperclips, so we made one genius holder for all the aspirant geniuses out there. Dimensions: 12.5cm x 7.5cm x 8.5cm

Coffee Mugs

Willy Mug With Removable Pants

TUWMRP01

$14.95

Looking for a gift that’s sure to get a laugh? This willy mug is the perfect choice! Made from ceramic, it features a cheeky design with a male sexual organ. It even comes with removable pants, so you can keep Willy discreet when needed. Features: Capacity: 300 ml Not suitable for microwave or dishwasher Removable pants for a more discreet look...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Blair's Instant Death Sauce

BCIDDS01

$26.95

Instant Death. Instant Burn. Instant Satisfaction. Instantly Feel Alive! Instant Death; a uniquely twisted inferno added to Blair's Death Row, exclusively for Blair's fans Down Under! Features:Heat level: EXTREME (1.5 million Scovilles) Size: 150ml Ingredients: Ghost Chilies, Reaper Pods, Cayenne Chilies, White Vinegar, Lime Juice, Onion, Serrano...

Aprons & Chef Hats

My Cooking Is So Fabulous Apron

GGMCFA02

$34.95

Funny apron featuring goofy sayings; "My cooking is so fabulous even the smoke alarm cheers me on". Perfect as a goofy gift on Mother's Day, Christmas, birthdays and anytime you feel like making "The Cook" feel extra special! Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm...

Aprons & Chef Hats

Stand Back Man Cooking Apron

WTSSCA01

$34.95

The "Stand Back Man Cooking" apron is your way of saying, "I'm the chef, stay out of my way!" With its bold, no-nonsense message, it’s perfect for claiming your kitchen dominance—whether you're grilling, cooking, or just trying to look cool while reheating leftovers! Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most...

-$15.00

Kitchen & Dining

Bamboo Book Stand by Legami

TPLBBS04

$34.95 $49.95

The Legami Bamboo Folding Stand lets you spend time on your hobbies hands-free. Designed to support tablets, books and sheet music, it's the perfect solution to cooking, baking, reading, watching, reciting and crafting. Reclinable to 5 different tilt angles and foldable to save on space, it's an elegant and practical solution to spending more time doing...

-$10.00

Bathroom

Bathroom Timer

ISBRT012

$7.95 $17.95

Countdown timer to help you shorten shower time, save water & reduce bills. Comes along with suction cap for easy attachment on your shower screen or bathroom wall.

Notebooks & Journals

Definitely Not My Passwords - A Tiny Password Diary

ISDNMP005

$14.95

These journals will help you remember the important passwords of your life–you know, like that old AOL email you only use for sale notifications. That’s right. Finally. Features a perfect bound foil stamped felt cover with gold edged paper cover and 112 pages, each one designed with space for the login, password, or security question, this password...

Kitchen & Dining

Quirky Kitchen Onion Glasses - No More Tears!

ISQKOG012

$24.95

Makes chopping onions cheerful not tearful. These onion glasses will protect your eyes while cutting onions - and looking good in the process! Features:Constructed from plastic. Foam seal keeps onion vapours at bay. Comes in a convenient glasses case. Wipe clean.

See Options

-$8.00

Party Games

Sumo Wrestler Party Game

MDISWPG04

$16.95 $24.95

Hilarious party game for some sumo squatting fun! Hook all your wrestlers as fast as possible using the included sumo belt. Pack contains everything you need for a two men race which includes 2 belts, 2 pieces of string, 10 sumo wrestlers, 20 cardboard holders.

Drinking Games

Drunken Tower Game - Balance Chair Edition

Landmark Australia

LMBCG006

$19.95

Stack it high and hope for the best—just don’t be the one who sends it tumbling! This cheeky balance game swaps wooden blocks for colourful chairs and adds a boozy twist: drop the stack and you’re taking a shot. With 18 chairs and 4 shot glasses, it’s the perfect party starter that’s easy to bring along for game nights, BBQs or weekends away.

Stubby Holder

Beer Is Always The Answer Stubby Holder

LMBATA04

$9.95

When life throws you questions, crack open a cold one—because beer is always the answer. This stubby holder brings the laughs while keeping your bevvy icy cold.

Stubby Holder

I Need Beer Stubby Holder

LMINB04

$9.95

Running on empty? This stubby holder’s got your back—and a built-in “fuel” gauge to prove it.With a cheeky design that says exactly how you're feeling, it’s perfect for anyone who treats beer like fuel—absolutely essential. Keeps your drink cold and your sense of humour fully stocked.

Stubby Holder

Grumpy Bastards Club Stubby Holder

LMINB04

$9.95

For the bloke who’s always got something to grumble about—but never turns down a cold one. This stubby holder is his official badge of honour. Keeps drinks chilled while he rants about the weather, the footy, or how things were better “back in his day.”

Notebooks & Journals

A Tiny Fart Diary

ISATFD005

$15.95

And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These 7cm by 9.5cm journals will help you remember the important moments of your life–you know, like those notable farts. That’s right. Finally. The Tiny Fart Diary is here. Every page will include space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest fart. Think of all of the memories your grandchild will share as they flip...

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