540+ Kris Kringle & Secret Santa Gifts | Funny, Affordable Ideas (6)

Savoury Snacks

Wicked Nuts Kettle Roasted Tequila Chilli and Lime Peanuts 120g

Queensland Peanuts hand infused with Tequila, zingy lime, a lick of salt with hint of Chipotle chilli bite. Gluten Free, Dairy Free, Soy Free, Vegan Made in AustraliaSize: 120g

Savoury Snacks

Wicked Nuts Kettle Roasted Pina Colada Peanuts 120g

NTPCP006

$6.95

Enjoy a taste of the tropics with that unmistakable Pineapple and Coconut flavour. Roasted with white rum in our copper kettle to obtain the maximum crunch for our iconic Pina Colada Peanuts. Gluten Free, Dairy Free, Vegan. Made in AustraliaSize: 120g

Savoury Snacks

Wicked Nuts Kettle Smokey Spiced Rum Peanuts 120g

NTSSRP06

$6.95

A little smokey and a little chilli bite. Kettle roasted in small batches with the unmissable flavour of Spiced Rum makes for a highly addictive taste experience. We challenge you to stop at one! Gluten Free, Dairy Free, Vegan. Made in AustraliaSize: 120g

Stubby Holder

I Only Drink Beer Stubby Holder

GTDBSH01

$9.95

Funny stubby holder for the man who loves his beer too much! Stubby holder reads: I only drink beer on days that ends in Y

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Bunsters Shit The Bed Hot Sauce

BSSBHS06

$17.95

Treat yourself to a flavour explosion with the Bunsters Shit The Bed Hot Sauce. Shit the Bed is an ultra 35,000 Scovilles hot sauce loaded with flavours. Containing Scorpion chillies (the #3 hottest chilli in the world), orange juice, garlic, onions, lime, ginger and herbs, this is the one hot sauce hard-core chilli heads will keep coming back to. There...

Fire Asstinguisher - Post Chilli Relief

BCFAPCR01

$17.95

The Fire Asstinguisher is created to bring relief from the dreaded "Ring of Fire". It is the world's first chilli aftercare product to help soothe your hot chilli-loving butt!Spray it on your toilet paper or directly at the "affected area" for instant relief. Features:Made in Australia Size: 150ml Ingredients: Water, Mild Castile Soap, Witch Hazel...

Novelty Gifts

Lip Service Passive Aggressive Work Pen

WVPAWP02

$12.95

Need help responding to that annoying email? Chasing your co-worker for a response? With just one click, Lip Service will help you get your point across. 86 phrases with little passive aggressive attitude.

Novelty Gifts

Stress Balls

MDISB006

$9.95

Is something or someone driving you nuts? Give these cheeky Stress Balls a squeeze and you'll feel soothed right away.The quality silicone feels so smooth, you won't be able to keep your hands off them. Keep in your desk or bag so you can get back to zen no matter where you are.Includes two "testes" inside for a comical, realistic feel.

Novelty Gifts

Ring For A Beer Bell by Legami

TPRBB04

$14.95

Ring the bell and wait for beer! Handy little bell with "Ring For A Beer" text. Perfect gift to spoil a beer lover.

Aprons & Chef Hats

Kiss The Cook Apron

SSKTCA01

$34.95

Show the cook some appreciation with this Kiss The Cook apron. Pair it with the matching chef hat for a complete look! Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

One Day I'm Gonna Make The Onions Cry Apron

SSIMOCA01

$34.95

Funny apron that will get you plenty of laughter and nods in agreement. Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

Never Trust A Skinny Cook Apron

SSNTSCA01

$34.95

There's an old saying that you should never trust a skinny chef and his/her curves is the best testament to the food he/she serves. Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

Hot Stuff Coming Through Apron

SSHSCTA01

$34.95

Watch out! Hot stuff coming through (and I don't mean the food).Funny apron; great conversation starter and party favourite! Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

I'll Feed All You F*ckers Apron

SSFYFA01

$34.95

Let the cook do his or her job so he or she can feed all you f*ckers. Funny apron; great conversation starter and party favourite! Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Novelty Gifts

In Car Chips and Sauce Set

ISICCSS06

$19.95

Hands free fast food snacking on your travels. This fantastic 2 piece set is perfect for hands free fast food snacking on your travels. Simply pop the chips holder in your in-car cup holder and attach the sauce tray to your air vent and you're good to go! Chip holder slots into your in-car cup holder, while the sauce holder clips onto your in-car vent.

Desk & Office

Relaxing Mini Zen Garden

ISRMZG08

$24.95

Help to relieve stress and to find peace and tranquillity with this beautiful mini garden. Enjoy a sense of soothing relaxation as you rake the sand and arrange the crystals. Desktop zen garden kits are designed to recreate the landscape gardens of Japanese Zen Buddhism on a small scale, using rocks or crystals and gravel or sand to recreate the essence...

Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

100 Totally Gross Jokes

IS100GJ06

$14.95

These 100 Totally Gross Jokes from Ridley’s Games include revolting rhymes and putrid puns that will make you sick with laughter! Packaged in a cauldron of slime, they’re perfect for entertaining kids and making grown-ups groan.

Food & Drink

Lil' Nitro - The World's Hottest Gummy Bear

BCHGB002

$19.95

Consumer beware, this is not your ordinary gummy bear! Introducing Lil' Nitro Gummy Bears for those who seek the heat! Lil' Nitro has been infused with 9,000,000 Scoville unit chilli extract making it 900 times hotter than a jalapeño pepper! Don't be fooled by their innocent size—these tiny warriors are not for the faint of heart! Features:Size: 3g...

Wine Accessories

Wine Bracelet Digital Thermometer by CellarDine

WAWBDT01

$19.95

Everybody knows that to enjoy the perfect bottle of wine it needs to be consumed at the ideal temperature and with the CellarDine Wine Bracelet you can be sure that all types and varieties of wines can be checked correctly for the optimum drinking temperature, by simply placing around the bottle. The CellarDine Wine Bracelet has a digital temperature...

Novelty Gifts

Hungry Games Clip-On Backboard

WVHGCB06

$9.95

The hungry games clip-on backboard welcomes you to play with your food! Slam dunk your cereal, salad, yoghurt or any food you can think of.Just clip the backboard and hoop onto the side of your bowl or mug and start shooting blueberries, marshmallows, croutons, and more. If it adds to the dish and fits through the hoop, it's fair game! Features:...

Aprons & Chef Hats

King of the Grill Apron

SSKTGA01

$34.95

Take the throne as the King of the Grill with this 100% thick cotton BBQ apron. This apron is designed to uphold your sacred position and to let everyone know who the king is. Pair it with the matching chef hat for a complete look! Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x...

Aprons & Chef Hats

I Don't Count Calories Wine Apron

SSCCWA002

$34.95

Wine calories don't count and so are the glasses. The perfect apron for the wine lover. Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

All You Need Is Love And A Bottle Of Wine Apron

SSLBWWA02

$34.95

Arguably the best life advice out there; All you need is love and a bottle of wine. The perfect apron for the wine lover. Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

Life Is Too Short To Drink Bad Wine Apron

SSLSDB02

$34.95

Important life lesson printed on 100% thick cotton apron with adjustable neck strap and tie-up waist straps.The perfect apron for the wine lover. Features:Material: 100% thick cotton Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

In This Kitchen We Dance Apron

SSTKDA02

$34.95

Some believe their kitchen is a sacred place, some an outlet, some a kitchen is just a kitchen but to some (the fun ones) it is a dance floor! Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

Real Men Smell Like BBQ Apron

SSRMSB02

$34.95

Not musk, not tobacco, not sandalwood but BBQ. Real men smell like BBQ. Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

Evolution of Man BBQ Apron

SSEMBA02

$34.95

That's right! The evolution of man explains it all - we are born to grill! Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Wine Accessories

5-in-1 Wine Tool Gift Set

MRWTGS04

$29.95

Wine Tool Gift Set 5-in-1 concealed in a Wine bottle. The ultimate present for all wine lovers and party hosts. All the essentials in one nifty bottle-shaped set. Held together with strong magnet clamps to keep your tools protected. Set includes: Combo corkscrew bottle opener Drip stop ring Stopper Foil cutter Combo pourer stopper

-$5.00

Coffee Mugs

No Prob Llama Coffee Mug

MDILPLM06

$14.95 $19.95

This is a prob-free zone. Let the world know that you don’t have space for any problem, only peace and quiet especially while you’re getting the day started with a hot cup of coffee. This 3D peaceful llama mug is perfect for your coffee or tea; a must for the office.Measurement: 17.3cm x 10cm x 12cmHand wash only - not microwave or dishwasher safe

Novelty Gifts

Prescription Flask

MDIPMF04

$12.95

Just what the doctor ordered - this quality stainless steel flask with amusing prescription inspired holds 235ml of your favourite booze!

Aprons & Chef Hats

Save Water Drink Whiskey Apron

WTSWWA05

$34.95

The perfect apron for the whiskey lover. Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

Real Men Drink Whiskey Apron

WTRMWA05

$34.95

The perfect apron for the real men who drink whiskey. Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

XPA Hop Smoked Jalapeno Hot Sauce

BCXHSJ01

$10.95

A perfectly balanced beer based Red Jalapeno Hot Sauce by Melbourne Hot Sauce. The Jalapeno are smoked for 6 hours over Galaxy Hops & locally sourced Cherry wood producing a unique complex smoky flavour. The addition of our XPA beer adds a whole new layer of depth which is balanced out by Tasmanian Cider Vinegar & Victorian grown Tomato &...

Fishing

Gone Fishing Soap For Those That Fish - Set of 2 Bar

CFGFS008

$10.95

One use and you will be hooked! This Gone Fishing Soap is the ultimate soap for removing pungent sea stenches, such as fish, bait, and burley, from your hands. This odour-eliminating soap helps reel in the smell after a long day of catching dinner. It's perfect to toss into the tackle box, ready to go for the next time. This set of 2 bars of soap / 250g...

Family Game

Aussie Charades Challenge Tin

UGACCT02

$17.95

From footy to fairy bread, it's Australia's very own charades game!So grab your mates and get ready to play Aussie Charades, the only charades game with 100% Aussie words. Roll the dice, reveal your word, then flip the timer and begin to act out your word. You only get 30 seconds… and watch out for the Wild Cards that could turn the game on its head. Be...

Personal Care for Him

Shower Steamers For Him Gift Box of 3

ATSS3003

$29.95

Step into the shower and be taken away to a woody forest with this Zest Ginger, Sandalwood or Fresh Frankincense shower steamers. Simply place on the shower floor away from the direct stream of water, allow the hot water to dissolve the steamer slowly and breathe deeply. Works pretty much like a bath bomb but for your shower. Box size: 13.5cm x 8cm x 6.5cm

540+ Kris Kringle & Secret Santa Gifts | Funny, Affordable Ideas (6)

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