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Aprons & Chef Hats

I Don't Need A Recipe I'm German Apron

Are you German or know someone? Well now you can wear you countries pride while you cook!Wording: I don't need a recipe ... I'm German Guten Appetit!Colour: BlackApron Size: 70 cm wideApron Height: 86 cm high 100% Thick Cotton Bib Apron Adjustable neck strap and tie-up waist straps One Size Fits Most Adults

Novelty Gifts

Neon Step & Wheel Liquid Timer

MDINSLT03

$11.95

Watch the neon green liquid ooze drip down in a zig zag pattern. When you flip it over the blue gel drips down to spin the wheel. An entertaining toy for all ages, everyone will find themselves entranced in watching it. Size: 4cm x 5cm x 12cm

Drinking Games

Beer Pong

MDI Australia

MDIBP006

$21.95

It's time to get your drink on! Beer Pong is the ultimate party game, and with this set, you can start playing right away. Rack up the cups at each end of the table and try to sink a ball in your opponent's cups. If you make it, they have to drink the contents - but be careful, because if you miss, it's your turn to drink! The game set includes:24...

Novelty Gifts

Hangover Pack

MPHOP01

$12.95

Everyone has their own special hangover cure but nothing beats this hang over pack in its simplicity. Its a waterproof ice pack that will have your throbbing head soothed in no time. Makes a perfect gift for the hangover prone. A fun corporate gift for the workplace as it always gets a laugh!

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Bottle Opener

Cheers Wall Mounted Bottle Openers

MOCO001

$17.95

Zinc plated cast iron opener in a scratch resistant finish. This opener will survive thousands of openings and still be going strong! Comes in a retro hang-sell style box with two wall mounting screws.

Bottle Opener

Open Beer Here Bottle Opener with Cap Catcher

MOOPS06

$29.95

Zinc plated and cast iron bottle opener with aluminium cap catcher. Simply screw them to the wall and you'll never have any trouble finding a bottle opener again when you need it the most. A man cave must have! Included:1 x cast iron bottle opener 1 x aluminium cap catcher instructions 2 sets of screws included.

-$5.00

Bottle Opener

Open Beer Here Wall Mounted Bottle Opener with Cap Catcher Set

MOOPC006

$24.95 $29.95

Raised print powder coated bottle opener with plastic cap catcher. Simply screw them to the wall and you'll never have any trouble finding a bottle opener again when you need it the most. A man cave must have! Included:1 x powder coated bottle opener 1 x plastic cap catcher instructions 2 sets of screws included.

Aprons & Chef Hats

Save Water Drink Beer Apron

WTSSWA04

$34.95

The perfect advice for anyone. The perfect apron for the beer lover. Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Novelty Gifts

Swearing Fines Money Tin

MDI Australia

MDISFMT06

$9.95

Tin with padlock to discourage dipping into savings. Has a list of "fine-able offences" and what they'll cost. Great for office or home.

Bags

Travel Essentials Bag by Didgeridoonas

DABE001

$34.95

Travel Essentials is a compact toiletry bag, perfect for short-term travel or when packing space is limited. Made in durable oilskin and lined in waterproof nylon, the bag has two separate compartments to hold all your travel essentials. Dimensions: 7cm (D) x18cm (W) x 13cm (H)

Aprons & Chef Hats

Aussies Do It Better Apron

Walk Tall Studios

WTSADB001

$34.95

A great barbie apron all proud Aussies should have. Features:70cm wide x 85cm long Adjustable neck strap and tie-up waist straps One size fits most adults 100% thick cotton

Novelty Clothing

Thirst Aid Drinking Hat

MDI Australia

MDITADH06

$21.95

Get ready for an awesome time with the Thirst Aid Drinking Helmet. This punny twist on the classic soda can helmet features a bright red colour and "Thirst Aid" printed above the visor in bold white lettering. Sip from two large cans of drink at the same time while staying hands-free the whole time - talk about a life saver! Perfect for sipping and...

Coffee Mugs

Itty Bitty Titty Mug

WVIBTM02

$22.95

Treat yourself to the Itty Bitty Titty mug! From far away the microscopic pattern looks like an unassuming, tit free mug, but when you take a closer look, you will notice that the mug bears hundreds of itty bitty boobs; the breast way to enjoy your drink.Dimensions: 10 x 12 x 8.6Material: Ceramic

Novelty Gifts

Ride With Trump Car Window Sticker

TURWT001

$12.95

Make everyday drive more interesting with this Donald Trump car window sticker. Watch the disgusted looks of other drivers around as you drive past. Features:One included. Easy peel sticker leaves no residue. Warning: We are not responsible for any potential insult or things hurled at your vehicle as a result of the sticker.

Novelty Socks

Bring Me Pizza Socks

ATCBPT06

$9.95

Let your socks do the talking! "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME PIZZA" Size: Fits women size 7 - 11 or men size 6 - 12

Ice Mould & Chiller

Soccer Ball Ice Ball Moulds - Set of 2

ISSBIBM06

$23.95

This set of 2 soccer ball ice moulds makes great drink companion while watching your favourite team play!Features:Makes 2 large ice balls 5cm in diameter each Made of TPE Instructions included Hand wash only

-$6.00

I'm A Golf Guy, Big Golf Guy Socks

OTGGS06

$18.95 $24.95

These socks are reserved for a golf guy, a big golf guy. Men's shoe size 7-12.57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Drinking Games

This Game Will Get You Drunk Drinking Game

AOGGD02

$19.95

The drinking game that gets you drunk in 20 minutes.Compete against your friends. Grab a card and do what it says. It is as simple as that. The last one standing wins!

Ties, Cuffs & Belts

Beer Mug Cufflinks with Box

BPMBHC01

$22.95

Beer Mug Cufflinks made of brass with silver coloured rhodium plating.

Other Games

Automatic Card Shuffler

MPACS01

$24.95

Automatic Card Shuffler makes shuffling a breeze. Just a touch of a button and the shuffler will shuffles up to 2 decks of cards. A must have for the poker nights. Requires 4 x AA batteries (not included) *Playing Cards not included

Aprons & Chef Hats

The Grillfather Apron

SSTGFA001

$34.95

You know you're The Grillfather when you dominate the BBQ and no one else challenges your position. Your steak and sausage are often grilled to perfection and you have your guest at your mercy. This apron is designed to glorify your sacred position and to let everyone know who the boss is. Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill...

Kitchen & Dining

Willy Egg Fryer

LMWEF03

$18.95

Fry your eggs in the shape of a willy with this willy egg fryer.The perfect gift for both willy and egg lovers.

Family Game

5 Second Rule Tin

UG5SRT02

$17.95

Can you name 3 things… as you race against the timer! Now in a mini version that you can play anywhere! Booster pack to the 5 Second Rule board game with brand new questions! A fast-paced family game packed in a convenient sized tin. Age 8+

Other Gadgets

Large Super Bright LED Clip-On Book Light

CCUF8BL04

$34.95

This lightweight, portable and adjustable book light clips to almost anything not just books. The ultra flexible neck aims the super bright and evenly spread LED lights wherever you need illumination. Ideal for home, office, travel and reading.Features:Requires 3 x AAA batteries (included) or USB & AC compatible (USB cord included) Long lasting...

Drinking Games

Alcohol Shot Gun

MDI Australia

MDIASG004

$32.95

Ready, Aim, Drink! Just load the gun, aim at your victim's mouth and pull the trigger. Try blind folding your victim for the extra fun! Simply pour a shot of your favorite drink into the cartridge, cock your weapon, point and shoot! Size: 27 cm longMaterial: PlasticColour: Black

Bottle Opener

.50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener

Big Mouth! Inc

MDIBBO06

$14.95

Made to look like a real .50 caliber bullet; this sturdy 13.5cm long bottle opener is for the real man.Note: NOT a real bullet

-$5.00

Drinking Games

Spin The Shot

MDI Australia

MDISPTSH

$6.95 $11.95

This is a new and fun way to play spin the bottle. Instead of the bottle which could be rather embarrasing you can replace the kissing with a SHOT! Just place the shot glass on top of the spinner, pour your poison and spin away. Its that's simple! *Shot glass included

Party Games

Twerk Pong Party Game

MDITPPG06

$9.95

Twerk Pong is a hilarious party game where you shake your booty to win the game! The aim of the game is to twerk the balls out of box using the power of twerking. Whoever get all the balls out at the fastest time wins! Includes 2 twerk boxes, 2 ribbons, 10 ping pong balls

Aprons & Chef Hats

I Like My Butt Rubbed And My Pork Pulled Apron

SSBRPPA01

$34.95

Funny BBQ Apron for the grill master out there who love to slow cook his meat, spending time with his rubs and sauce sauce and serving gourmet brisket, pulled pork, you name it. Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

A Cow, A Pig And A Chicken BBQ Joke Apron

SSBBQJA01

$34.95

You're in for a good laugh with this funny BBQ Joke Apron.Great BBQ party conversation starter; a must have for the grill master this season. Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Savoury Snacks

Wicked Nuts Kettle Roasted Chocolate Stout Peanuts 120g

NTWNCSP06

$6.95

Kettle Roasted Peanuts with real Irish Stout, bitter dark chocolate and rich dark cocoa. This makes for an indulgent, crunchy and unique Malted Chocolate Peanut taste experience.Amazing quality nuts with natural spices and ingredients. No gluten, dairy, soy or preservatives. Made in AustraliaSize: 120g

Savoury Snacks

Wicked Nuts Kettle Roasted Whiskey Maple Bacon Peanuts 120g

NTWNWBP06

$6.95

Bacon makes everything taste better! Teamed up with pure organic Maple Syrup, infused with Tennessee Whiskey and kettle roasted in small batches for a crispy crunch.Amazing quality nuts with natural spices and ingredients. No gluten, dairy, soy or preservatives. Made in AustraliaSize: 120g

Notebooks & Journals

Books & Stuff Pouch Brown by Bookaroo

ATCBSPB03

$49.95

A clever and stylish way to carry your fabulous notebooks and more! Luxuriously supple carry sleeve fits a selection of notebooks, paperwork, journals and even a small tablet with a little front pocket to slip some extra stuff into as well as a convenient pen loop for your pen. You can now carry all your important, everyday work, study or project things...

Personal Care for Him

Charcoal Shoe Shine Kit by Gentlemen's Hardware

DCCSSK06

$39.95

Put your best foot forward with help from this smart shoe shine kit from Gentlemen's Hardware. Buff and shine with two brushes, black and neutral polish and a cleaning cloth, all stored together in a compact zipped charcoal canvas case with faux leather details - perfect to store at home or toss in your luggage.Gentlemen's Hardware products have been...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Chilli Factory Scorpion Strike on Steroids - Hottest BBQ Sauce Made in Australia

BCBSSOS01

$32.95

Scorpion Strike On Steroids! - Just when you thought it couldn’t get any hotter. This is the Hottest BBQ sauce Made in Australia! Features:Heat level: EXTREME (2.2 million Scovilles) Size: 150ml Ingredients: Trinidad Scorpion Chilli (58%), White Vinegar, Worcestershire Sauce (Soya, Salt, citric acid to regulate acidity (330) Glucose, Herbs &...

Coffee Mugs

Penis Mug

WVGRPM002

$22.95

Celebrate what mother nature has given you with the Penis Mug, with many shapes and sizes to keep you entertained as you have your morning coffee.Suitable for microwave and dishwasher use.

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