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560+ Kris Kringle & Secret Santa Gifts | Funny, Affordable Ideas (5)

Coffee Mugs

B*tch Please Mug

The perfect mug the ever glittering fantabulous unicorn princess queen! Features:Material: high quality ceramic. Capacity: 350ml Hand wash only. Not suitable for microwave or dishwasher use.

Gin Lovers 500pc Jigsaw Puzzle by Games Room

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-$13.00

Jigsaw Puzzles

Gin Lovers 500pc Jigsaw Puzzle by Games Room

WWGLJP03

$21.95 $34.95

Gin lovers raise a glass to this Gin Lovers Jigsaw Puzzle from Games Room! The perfect gift for any gin lover, this 500 piece puzzle features hand illustrated artwork of gin related ingredients, cocktails and tasting notes. Features:500-piece jigsaw puzzle for gin lovers Hand illustrated artwork Comes in gin bottle style tube packaging Includes...

Bottle Opener

Zap Cap Premium Stainless Steel Bottle Opener by Cellardine

MDI Australia

WACPCD08

$24.95

The CellarDine stainless steel Zap Cap bottle opener is the original product of its type and works on all crown cap bottles; alcoholic and soft drinks. The original Zap Cap bottle opener is a clever and unique invention which operates by placing the Zap Cap over the neck of a bottle and with a simple push a special spring-loaded mechanism removes caps...

Coffee Mugs

Caffeine Mug

HBCM2001

$16.95

Perk yourself up with a cup of C₈H ₁₀N₄0₂… yes, coffee! This caffeine mug is etched with markings in homage to the wonderful world of science! Size: 11cm x 9cm x 10cm

Aprons & Chef Hats

I Cook with Wine Apron

ATICWWA02

$34.95

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food." Funny wine quote printed on 100% thick cotton apron with adjustable neck strap and tie-up waist straps. Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

King of the Kitchen Apron

ATKTKA003

$34.95

Defend your position and assert your rightful place in the kitchen with this the King of the Kitchen apron. The King of the Kitchen apron is a fantastic guy gift, perfect birthday, Christmas or Father's Day gift for the King of the Kitchen in your household. Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults...

BBQ

16 Piece BBQ Set in Aluminium Case by Men's Republic

Thumbs Up UK

MR16BS04

$59.95

BBQ like a pro with this Men's Republic stainless steel 16 piece BBQ set that comes in a mean aluminium case. This set includes all the essential BBQ tools and is stored in a protective aluminium case. Tools are made to last with high quality stainless steel. Set includes:Spatula - 34cm Tong - 32cm Fork - 34cm 4 Skewers - 35cm 8 Corn Holders -...

Wallets & Purses

Lunch Money Coin Purse

OTCLMCP06

$13.95

Lunch money coin purse perfect for kids or adults alike. Designer by 64 colors using 95% post consumer recycled material. Measurements: 7.6 cm (H) x 10.1 cm (W)

Wallets & Purses

Beer Money Coin Purse

OTCBMCP06

$13.95

Because beer deserves its own coin purse. Art by Takao Nakagawa using 95% post consumer recycled material. Measurements: 7.6 cm (H) x 10.1 cm (W)

Wallets & Purses

Weed Money Coin Purse

OTCWMCP06

$13.95

Might not be big enough but hey it's a start. Designed by 64 Colors using 95% post consumer recycled material. Measurements: 7.6 cm (H) x 10.1 cm (W)

Bottle Opener

Basketbeer Bottle Opener with Wooden Backboard

IOBWB012

$39.95

'Basketbeer' is the latest Aussie sport taking the nation by storm and can be seen played in many man caves throughout the country. 'Basketbeer' is a magnetic beer bottle that sticks to your fridge or you can hang it on any sturdy wall with the screws and plugs that come along in the package. For best use of the bottle opener, simply take out the...

Personal Care for Him

The Beard Catcher

IOTBC024

$19.95

The Beard Catcher is exactly what the name says it is - it catchers your beard during your routine trim. Simply stick the 2 suction cups to the mirror, loop the domed apron onto the hooks and voila! no more hair all over the bathroom sink! The perfect gift for your bearded partner, dad, grandad, or anyone who would find this smart invention a handy...

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Aprons & Chef Hats

Queen of F*cking Everything Apron

ATQFEA03

$34.95

Listen up thy royal subjects! We hereby declare the most important person in the room the one in possession of the most important attire in the kitchen. All hail the queen. Perfect as a goofy gift on Mother's Day, Christmas, birthdays and anytime you feel like making "The Queen" feel extra special! Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton...

Number Plate

Hiding From Wife Novelty Number Plate

HBHFW001

$24.95

Novelty sign makes great conversation starter. Hang it with pride on your bar, garage, home or office's wall.Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L)Origin: Proudly Australian MadeNote: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on roads.

Aprons & Chef Hats

Dear Santa Christmas Apron

ATFSCA003

$34.95

Get into the festive spirit with this funny saying Apron; Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a FAT bank account & a SKINNY body, Let's try not to mix up the two like last year... okay? Features:Material: 100% thick cotton Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 70cm wide x 85cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Aprons & Chef Hats

White Christmas Apron

ATWCRA003

$34.95

Get into the festive spirit with this funny saying Apron; I'm dreaming of a white Christmas and when all the white is gone... I'll drink the red. Features:Material: 100% thick cotton Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 70cm wide x 85cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

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Stubby Holder

Beer O'Clock Beer Holder

ARBOBH002

$8.95 $12.95

It's beer o'clock somewhere around the world! Features:Made from heavy duty rubber Removable neoprene lining to allow easy fit for a variety of bottles & cans Beer holder size: 7.5 x 10.5cm

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Stubby Holder

I Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome Beer Holder

ARIDIABH02

$12.95

Beer holder for the awesome drunk. These neoprene lined holder will keep your beer cold and your hand warm while enjoying your beer.

Novelty Gifts

Double Wheel Liquid Timer

MDIDWLT03

$11.95

Watch the blue gel drip down to spin the wheel and fill the chamber below. When the gel empties from one half, flip it over to start all over again. An entertaining toy for all ages, everyone will find themselves entranced in watching it. Size: 4cm x 5cm x 12cm

Novelty Gifts

President Trump Dump Toilet Paper

MDIPDTP12

$7.95

Wipe your dump on trump!Enjoy some witty political commentary with this President Dump Toilet Paper. Give your friends (and yourself) a chuckle when entering your bathroom! Featuring Donald Trump's kissing face on every single sheet, he'll be happily kissing your backside every time you wipe - then flush him down the toilet just like you've always wanted....

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-$3.00

Bottle Opener

Open Beer Push Down Bottle Opener

MDI Australia

MDIOBPDBO06

$6.95 $9.95

Very handy and an absolutely important tool to have - simply push down to pop the top. The opener is blue and says "the best beer is an open beer."

Wine Accessories

Chain Wine Bottle Holder

OTCCWBH06

$49.95

Look, no hands! You don’t have to drink a lot of wine to see flying bottles. Just take a look at this chrome plated iron chain, which uses the principle of balance to create a mysterious and thrilling floating illusion.

Other Games

Retro Handheld Console

Thumbs Up UK

TURHC002

$44.95

80s kids are going to love this Retro Handheld Console. From classic games like Tic Tac Toe and Connect Four to shooting the enemy and collecting coins, you'll be sure to find some of your old favourites. Bring back all that nostalgia and all the fun (without the need for a bag of coins). It looks retro, enables you to play old school 8-bit games - yet...

Novelty Gifts

Farting Fines Money Tin

MDI Australia

MDIFFMT06

$9.95

Tin with padlock to discourage dipping into savings. Has a list of "fine-able offences" and what they'll cost. New take on the traditional "Swear Jar"

Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

30 Day Challenge Activity Box for Happiness

U30CBH06

$24.95

1 daily activity for 30 days to make your life happier!Happiness is not a destination, it i s a way of life. It is happening here and now in, every detail. It can be simple things that make our lives different. This 30 days happiness challenge will suggest olenty of delightful experiences that will make you feel amazingly good. So pull the day-ticket and...

Novelty Gifts

Miner Drinking Hat

MDI Australia

MDIMDH06

$29.95

Hands free bright yellow miner drinking hat with light. Holds two standard cans of drink so you can enjoy both at once – double the refreshment with none of the effort. Not to mention, you can use it in the dark too! Adjustable band inside means one size fits all.Great gift for tradies.

Novelty Gifts

Anti Bullshit Spray

LMABS03

$14.95

How many people do you know who could benefit from a gift like this Anti Bullshit Spray? It will freshen any room after a nasty bout of bullshit. Pass it to the offender and keep them quiet if only for a short while, or use it yourself for instant relief after the gossiper has left. This makes a great Secret Santa gift or funny Birthday present from Find...

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-$6.00

Novelty Socks

Video Game Socks

OTVGS006

$18.95 $24.95

Game on, Socks on! Men's shoe size 7-12.57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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-$6.00

Novelty Socks

Golf Socks

OTGS006

$18.95 $24.95

These socks are reserved for only the true golfers. Men's shoe size 7-12.57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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-$6.00

Novelty Socks

Take No Shit Ladies Crew Socks

OTCTNSS06

$16.95 $22.95

Fierce phase, friendly flower. Just like the women wearing it, fiery but always beautiful. One Size Fits Most.Women's shoe size 5-10.55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

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-$6.00

Novelty Socks

I'm Not Bossy Ladies Crew Socks

OTCINBS06

$16.95 $22.95

The boss has spoken and now the boss shall wear it. Aspiring bosses are also welcome. One size fits most.Women's shoe size 5-10.55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

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-$6.00

Novelty Socks

Delicate Flower Socks

OTCDFS06

$17.95 $23.95

The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want. Women's shoe size 5-10.55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

Other Games

Beer Escape Room Game

WVBERG04

$54.95

Grab your beer-loving buds and solve the clues to unlock the six-pack of beer in our Beer Escape Game! Navigate the four rooms of the brewery and put your beer trivia knowledge to the test to attempt to learn the Alchemist's secret recipe to the perfectly brewed beer before time runs out. Once you learn the 4 digit-code to the padlock, unlock the cage...

Novelty Gifts

Ring for Wine Bell

LMRWB03

$9.95

Handy bell with "Ring for Wine" text. Perfect for birthdays or the spoilt wine lover – ring the bell and wait for the wine!

Glassware

Drinktionary Beer Stein

MDI Australia

MDIDBS03

$24.95

The drinking definition beer glass with 4 amusing definitions of various states of drunkenness.A must have gag gift for the beer lover. Dimensions: 130(L) x 80(W) x 148(H) mm

Other Games

Mini Arcade Machine

Thumbs Up UK

TUMAM002

$64.95

Relieve hours of video game nostalgia with the Micro Arcade Machine! Loaded with 240 fun games, this console is integrated with an enhanced screen rear light to suit both bright and dim lighted environments. Features:Miniature game arcade Features 240 video games 2.5 TFT screen 3 x AA batteries required (not included) The perfect gift for old...

560+ Kris Kringle & Secret Santa Gifts | Funny, Affordable Ideas (5)

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