540+ Kris Kringle & Secret Santa Gifts | Funny, Affordable Ideas (4)

Novelty Gifts

Crap Jokes Toilet Roll

We all know that one of the most important parts of having a good time is laughter. And what better way to laugh than with some good, old-fashioned toilet humour? With the Crap Jokes Toilet Roll, you can enjoy a good laugh while you... well, you know. This amazing novelty gift of toilet paper is printed with hilarious jokes that are sure to get you...

BBQ

16 Piece BBQ Set in Aluminium Case by Men's Republic

Thumbs Up UK

MR16BS04

$59.95

BBQ like a pro with this Men's Republic stainless steel 16 piece BBQ set that comes in a mean aluminium case. This set includes all the essential BBQ tools and is stored in a protective aluminium case. Tools are made to last with high quality stainless steel. Set includes:Spatula - 34cm Tong - 32cm Fork - 34cm 4 Skewers - 35cm 8 Corn Holders -...

Wallets & Purses

Lunch Money Coin Purse

OTCLMCP06

$13.95

Lunch money coin purse perfect for kids or adults alike. Designer by 64 colors using 95% post consumer recycled material. Measurements: 7.6 cm (H) x 10.1 cm (W)

Wallets & Purses

Beer Money Coin Purse

OTCBMCP06

$13.95

Because beer deserves its own coin purse. Art by Takao Nakagawa using 95% post consumer recycled material. Measurements: 7.6 cm (H) x 10.1 cm (W)

Wallets & Purses

Weed Money Coin Purse

OTCWMCP06

$13.95

Might not be big enough but hey it's a start. Designed by 64 Colors using 95% post consumer recycled material. Measurements: 7.6 cm (H) x 10.1 cm (W)

Aprons & Chef Hats

Queen of F*cking Everything Apron

ATQFEA03

$34.95

Listen up thy royal subjects! We hereby declare the most important person in the room the one in possession of the most important attire in the kitchen. All hail the queen. Perfect as a goofy gift on Mother's Day, Christmas, birthdays and anytime you feel like making "The Queen" feel extra special! Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton...

Number Plate

Hiding From Wife Novelty Number Plate

HBHFW001

$24.95

Novelty sign makes great conversation starter. Hang it with pride on your bar, garage, home or office's wall.Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L)Origin: Proudly Australian MadeNote: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on roads.

Aprons & Chef Hats

Dear Santa Christmas Apron

ATFSCA003

$34.95

Get into the festive spirit with this funny saying Apron; Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a FAT bank account & a SKINNY body, Let's try not to mix up the two like last year... okay? Features:Material: 100% thick cotton Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 70cm wide x 85cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Novelty Gifts

Double Wheel Liquid Timer

MDIDWLT03

$11.95

Watch the blue gel drip down to spin the wheel and fill the chamber below. When the gel empties from one half, flip it over to start all over again. An entertaining toy for all ages, everyone will find themselves entranced in watching it. Size: 4cm x 5cm x 12cm

Novelty Gifts

President Trump Dump Toilet Paper

MDIPDTP12

$7.95

Wipe your dump on trump!Enjoy some witty political commentary with this President Dump Toilet Paper. Give your friends (and yourself) a chuckle when entering your bathroom! Featuring Donald Trump's kissing face on every single sheet, he'll be happily kissing your backside every time you wipe - then flush him down the toilet just like you've always wanted....

-$3.00

Bottle Opener

Open Beer Push Down Bottle Opener

MDI Australia

MDIOBPDBO06

$6.95 $9.95

Very handy and an absolutely important tool to have - simply push down to pop the top. The opener is blue and says "the best beer is an open beer."

Other Games

Retro Handheld Console

Thumbs Up UK

TURHC002

$44.95

80s kids are going to love this Retro Handheld Console. From classic games like Tic Tac Toe and Connect Four to shooting the enemy and collecting coins, you'll be sure to find some of your old favourites. Bring back all that nostalgia and all the fun (without the need for a bag of coins). It looks retro, enables you to play old school 8-bit games - yet...

Novelty Gifts

Farting Fines Money Tin

MDI Australia

MDIFFMT06

$9.95

Tin with padlock to discourage dipping into savings. Has a list of "fine-able offences" and what they'll cost. New take on the traditional "Swear Jar"

Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

30 Day Challenge Activity Box for Happiness

U30CBH06

$24.95

1 daily activity for 30 days to make your life happier!Happiness is not a destination, it i s a way of life. It is happening here and now in, every detail. It can be simple things that make our lives different. This 30 days happiness challenge will suggest olenty of delightful experiences that will make you feel amazingly good. So pull the day-ticket and...

Novelty Gifts

Miner Drinking Hat

MDI Australia

MDIMDH06

$29.95

Hands free bright yellow miner drinking hat with light. Holds two standard cans of drink so you can enjoy both at once – double the refreshment with none of the effort. Not to mention, you can use it in the dark too! Adjustable band inside means one size fits all.Great gift for tradies.

Novelty Gifts

Anti Bullshit Spray

LMABS03

$14.95

How many people do you know who could benefit from a gift like this Anti Bullshit Spray? It will freshen any room after a nasty bout of bullshit. Pass it to the offender and keep them quiet if only for a short while, or use it yourself for instant relief after the gossiper has left. This makes a great Secret Santa gift or funny Birthday present from Find...

-$6.00

Novelty Socks

Video Game Socks

OTVGS006

$18.95 $24.95

Game on, Socks on! Men's shoe size 7-12.57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

-$6.00

Novelty Socks

Golf Socks

OTGS006

$18.95 $24.95

These socks are reserved for only the true golfers. Men's shoe size 7-12.57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

-$6.00

Novelty Socks

Take No Shit Ladies Crew Socks

OTCTNSS06

$16.95 $22.95

Fierce phase, friendly flower. Just like the women wearing it, fiery but always beautiful. One Size Fits Most.Women's shoe size 5-10.55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

-$6.00

Novelty Socks

I'm Not Bossy Ladies Crew Socks

OTCINBS06

$16.95 $22.95

The boss has spoken and now the boss shall wear it. Aspiring bosses are also welcome. One size fits most.Women's shoe size 5-10.55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

-$6.00

Novelty Socks

Delicate Flower Socks

OTCDFS06

$17.95 $23.95

The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want. Women's shoe size 5-10.55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

Novelty Gifts

Ring for Wine Bell

LMRWB03

$9.95

Handy bell with "Ring for Wine" text. Perfect for birthdays or the spoilt wine lover – ring the bell and wait for the wine!

Glassware

Drinktionary Beer Stein

MDI Australia

MDIDBS03

$24.95

The drinking definition beer glass with 4 amusing definitions of various states of drunkenness.A must have gag gift for the beer lover. Dimensions: 130(L) x 80(W) x 148(H) mm

Other Games

Mini Arcade Machine

Thumbs Up UK

TUMAM002

$64.95

Relieve hours of video game nostalgia with the Micro Arcade Machine! Loaded with 240 fun games, this console is integrated with an enhanced screen rear light to suit both bright and dim lighted environments. Features:Miniature game arcade Features 240 video games 2.5 TFT screen 3 x AA batteries required (not included) The perfect gift for old...

Aprons & Chef Hats

Save Water Drink Wine Apron

WTSSWW01

$34.95

The perfect advice for anyone. The perfect apron for the wine lover. Features:Material: 100% heavy weight 310gsm cotton drill Size: One size fits most adults Measurements: 68cm wide x 83cm long Adjustable neck strap Tied up waist strap

Other Games

Sex Smarts Cards Game

WVSS2CG01

$21.95

Who says you can’t lust while you learn? Whether you’re a virgin or a veritable sexpert, SexSmarts will arouse your curiosity about the history, culture, and practice of sex. Choose a card and invite everyone in on the fun: Where are the body’s hidden erotic spots? Where does the word “dildo” come from? What’s a merkin? True false and multiple-choice...

Novelty Gifts

Human Organ Transplant Tin Carry All Fun Box or Lunch Box

WVSHOTCT01

$29.95

Excuse me! Excuse me! Get out of the way! Live organ on its way! Opps I mean my lunch is on it's way. The coolest way to carry your lunch to work or school. Measures 19cm x 15cm x 10cm. Great as lunch box or to keep toys-on-the-go.

-$18.00

Desktop Toys

Maverick Moving Sand Art Frame

ISESAF06

$41.95 $59.95

Mesmerising and relaxing. Sand Art uses the forces of gravity to create completely unique sandscapes every time you turn it. Before first use (and as required), gently shake the frame to make lots of small bubbles - this will enable you to create more intricate patterns and pictures. Can be used portrait or landscape. Self standing frame Dimension: 21cm...

Bags

The Woolly Wine Cooler by Didgeridoonas

DAWWC01

$39.95

The Woolly Wine Cooler is an ideal carry-mate for that quiet picnic, relaxed barbeque or favourite BYO restaurant. Keeps a single bottle icy-cold for a minimum of five hours (keeps red wine at an even temperature). Featuring a strong leather carry handle and drawstring top. A great way to give or receive your favourite bottle of wine. Capacity: All...

Drinking Games

Spin The Bottle

MDISTB03

$11.95

Puts a drinking spin on the party game for good time sake. Glass bottle included!Product size: 19cm x 11cm x 6cm

Glassware

Dumbbell Beer Glass

MDITGG04

$17.95

Beer glass shaped like a dumbbell, the classic and classy workout tool. Perfect for rewarding yourself with a cold beer and after an epic gym session. Holds 830 ml.

Desk & Office

Foucault's Pendulum - 38cm

HJFP38

$49.95

This simple yet sophisticated device with a black stand is the perfect size to sit on your desk. With its rhythmic motion, this pendulum creates beautiful and complicated geometric patterns in the sand and the patterns are never the same! Therapeutic and addictive! Mesmerizing and addictive! The pendulum is more than just an elegant desktop toy, it...

Homewares

Galileo Thermometer - 28 cm

HJGT28

$36.95

The Galileo Thermometer, invented by Galileo Galilei in the 17th century is a thermometer made of a sealed glass cylinder containing a clear liquid and a series of sealed glass balls with different densities which could rise or fall as the temperature changes. By doing that, the balls form a temperature scale.This 28cm tall Galileo Thermometer consists of...

I Don't Need Google My Wife Knows Everything Apron

WTSWKE01

$34.95

The "I Don’t Need Google, My Wife Knows Everything" apron is perfect for showing off your sense of humour. With a cheeky message, it lets everyone know your wife is the "real expert". Who needs Google anyway when you have a wife you knows everything. Made from durable fabric, it’s great for cooking, grilling, or just getting laughs in the kitchen!...

Aprons & Chef Hats

I Don't Need A Recipe I'm Filipino Apron

WTSFIRA

$34.95

Are you Filipino or know someone? Well now you can wear you countries pride while you cook!Wording: I don't need a recipe ... I'm Filipino Maganang Pagkain!Colour: BlackApron Size: 70 cm wideApron Height: 86 cm high100% Thick Cotton Bib Apron Adjustable neck strap and tie-up waist straps One Size Fits Most Adults

Aprons & Chef Hats

I Don't Need A Recipe I'm French Apron

WTSFRA

$34.95

Are you French or know someone? Well now you can wear you countries pride while you cook!Wording: I don't need a recipe ... I'm French Bon Appetit!Colour: BlackApron Size: 70 cm wideApron Height: 86 cm high100% Thick Cotton Bib Apron Adjustable neck strap and tie-up waist straps One Size Fits Most Adults

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