300+ Novelty Gifts For 2026 (8)

Books

52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Retirement Edition

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From the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo, this entertaining collection of trivia and puzzles is a joyful celebration of your retirement! You may have just given up the nine-to-five, but now the real work begins! The next time you take a trip to the smallest room, let this colourful collection of puzzles, activities and trivia test you...

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Birthday Gifts for Men

52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Sports Edition

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Any true fan knows that the porcelain umpire's chair is an ideal place to put your sporting knowledge to the test. This compendium of fun activities and quiz questions will have you spotting the difference at Wembley, finding a lost helmet at Lord's, and going for gold in Olympic omniscience. AUTHOR: Hugh Jassburn is not a fan of cheap toilet paper, and...

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Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

Brain Training While You Poo

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Don’t be a loo-ser – use these cards to train your brain and you’ll be a smart ass in no time. Butt be warned, if you want to be top of the plops you’ll need to get your thinking crap on! Contains: 100 braining training cards

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The game is simple. Solve the clues. Discover the hidden code. Unlock your phone. Complete with 54 escape room cards, a 4 digit combination padlock and a score sheet, all packaged within a metal cage, featuring a phone tray, this awesome twist on a classic escape room is the perfect novelty gift for families, puzzle lovers (and phone addicts) on their...

Other Games

Phone Escape Room Game

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$54.95

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Desktop Toys

Spin The Wheel Decision Maker - Office Edition

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It's impossible to have all the answers. But it is always possible to consult the Answer Wheel by Legami! Keep it on your desk for when you need help making decisions. This original toy and its tongue-in-cheek answers will defuse any situation. Features:10 possible answers Dimensions: 8cm x 10.4cm x 4cm

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Calling upon the powers of a Trinidad Scorpion chilli, the Strike is a ridiculously HOT & versatile sauce. It’s the smokey, bbq flavours you know and love with a hefty kick! Features:Heat level: EXTREME (1.27 million Scovilles) Size: 150ml Ingredients: Trinidad Scorpion Chilli (58%), White Vinegar, Worcestershire Sauce (Soya, Salt, Citric Acid...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Chilli Factory Scorpion Strike - Stupidly Hot BBQ Sauce

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$22.95

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Time to take your medicine. You may feel a bit of a sting. Some of the world’s hottest chillies with a sweet apple BBQ base. Drive out your demons, apart from the fun ones. USE FOR: Burgers, Wings, Bloody Marys, BBQ, Eggs, Bacon. Anything you would usually smother in BBQ sauce – but be warned, this one might melt your face off! Features:Heat...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Danny Balboa's REHAB - Reaper & Habanero Damn Good Hot Sauce

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$17.95

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Let the dark side light up any room with this Star Wars Darth Vader light with sound from Paladone. When it's on, feel the deadly presence of Darth Vader's gaze, glowing red through the eyes and mouthpiece of his helmet featuring Darth Vader's signature breathing and catchphrases. Features:Size: 14cm tall Powered by battery or USB (cable included,...

Other Gadgets

Star Wars Darth Vader Light With Sound

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$49.95

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Drinking Games

Beer Bong

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Classic beer bong for next level guzzling!

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Blair's Mega Death Sauce is devilishly hot. Merciless heat and maximum flavour meet to bring a truly spectacular sweat to your heat-seeking brow. Molasses momentarily masks the hard-hitting habanero, cayenne, and chipotle chilli that make up this menacing mix. Feel Alive with Blair's Mega Death, and endure it's painful pleasure one daring drop at a time....

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Blair's Mega Death Sauce - As Seen On Hot Ones

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$21.95

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Other Gadgets

Star Wars - Sound Effect Machine

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This awesome Star Wars Sound Effect Machine will bring the action to life the next time you read a Star Wars book or comic. Plus it will add to the fun when creating different scenarios when using Star Wars building sets, figures, and collectables.Choose from the iconic sound of the Lightsaber, a Blaster, a Tie Fighter, or one of your favourite...

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Keep your drinks within reach at all times with this camo beer holder belt. This handy belt holds six drinks and most importantly it includes a bottle opener! Designed in a fun camo print with an adjustable belt design.

Novelty Clothing

Camo Beer Belt Holder with Bottle Opener

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$14.95

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Blair's Ultra Death Sauce is amongst the World's most respected sauces. A hot sauce so insane, it's the crowning glory at the top of Blair's Death Sauce heat meter. The sinister swirl of Habanero, Carolina Reaper, Cayenne, Serrano, Jolokia and Scorpion chillies unleashes monumental flavour and unfathomable fire. Discover what makes Blair's one of the...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Blair's Ultra Death Sauce

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$26.95

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Mini Desktop Golf

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A perfect gift for the golf enthusiast, this kit will help relieve some of that cubicle-induced anxiety by allowing you to get in a quick round right on your desktop. Kit includes two golf balls, two clubs, a green felt fairway, a packet of sand, and a 32-page mini book of fun facts and the rules of the game.

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Novelty Gifts

Classic Sound Machine

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Classic pocket-sized sound machine produces 16 loud and unmistakable sound effects. Perfect for pranksters or as a telemarketer repellents - hear embarrassing bodily outbursts, energetic fanfares and applause at the touch of a button. Batteries included.

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Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Blair's Sudden Death Sauce - Award Winning

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Blair's Sudden Death Sauce is almighty fierce. A force to be reckoned with, just a small drop will do it. That's right, go slow... the sweltering culmination of honey with habaneros and cayenne will heat things up in a heartbeat. The uniquely delicious flavour of ginseng makes Sudden Death the perfect addition to Oriental cuisine! Feel Alive with Blair's...

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If you can t watch the match from the comfort of your own toilet, you need something just as gripping to keep you enthralled. Whether it s finding the right pair of pads or discovering the longest and shortest test matches ever, this puzzle book is just the ticket! These amusing activities and fun facts will prove a sure-fire winner with any fan of the...

Gift Books

52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Cricket Puzzle Book

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$22.95

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Are you game for the World's Hottest Corn Chips? These corn chips are made using an ancient Aztec method developed some 3500 years ago, called Nixtamalization. Locally grown wholegrain corn is soaked in alkali water (lime), washed and cooked before being ground into the delicious dough (masa) that makes the base of our corn chips. The authentic masa is...

Food & Drink

The World's Hottest Corn Chips

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$14.95

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Blair's After Death Sauce with Liquid Fire is such in intriguing hot cause; it elevates your palate, through every dish onto which it is poured. Awake your sense and feel alive with the tongue-tempting assortment of habanero chilli, cayenne chilli, chipotle chilli, and chilli extract. To experience this Death is legendary. Features:Heat level: Hot...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Blair's After Death Sauce

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$13.95

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Blair's Original Death Sauce is undeniably, original. The first of an entire line created by master craftsman, Blair Lazar - the man responsible for one of the biggest culinary explosions ever with his creation of the hot sauce. The unmistakable blend of habanero, cayenne, and chipotle chillies makes the sauce the perfect companion for wings, burgers, and...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Blair's Original Death Sauce - As Seen On Hot Ones

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$15.95

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Culley's F*ck Me That's Hot Sauce is one of Culley's hottest hot sauces, and hell did it live up to its name. This highly sought-after, super-hot creation from Culley's will make you go "F*ck me, that's hot!" It combines the sweetness of farm fresh kiwi fruit with the blistering heat of the World's hottest chilli pepper, the Carolina Reaper. This rich,...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Culley’s F*ck Me That's Hot Sauce

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$23.95

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Other Gadgets

DC Projection Lights

Paladone

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A must for any DC fans. The projection lights project iconic characters and logo from DC comics onto nearby walls and surfaces.Features:LED projector with 2m (6.5ft) focused projection display 8 x character slides included Powered by 3 x AAA batteries (not included) Great gift for fans of the comics or movies

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Coffee Mugs

Avengers Endgame - Gauntlet Nano 3D Shaped Mug

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Channel the forces of Space, Mind, Soul, Reality, Time, and Power with this stunning o officially licensed versized 3D mug made to resemble the Nano Gauntlet as seen in Marvel's Avengers Endgame. Perfect gift for all Marvel Avengers fans.

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Coffee Mugs

Star Wars - The Mandalorian Mando Helmet Shaped Mug

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This 3D Mandalorian Helmet shaped mug has been expertly crafted in the shape of the famous helmet and distinctive T-shaped visor worn by Mando. Features:Capacity: 650ml Material: Ceramic Comes in a decorative box Care Instructions: Hand wash only and not microwave safe

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Kitchen & Dining

Gratiator - Cheese Grater

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Grating cheese does not need to be a battle. But, it can be an adventure with this handy little sword! Use it to grate your cheese just as they did in Roman times. Probably. Design by PELEG DESIGN studio.Lead designer: Lilach GreenblattSize: 20.5 x 7.6 x 1.4 cm

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Big Mouth Billy Bass is back by popular demand! 15 years ago he wooed the Queen, our PM and a host of celebrities (plus over a million of us lesser folk ). This special edition sings in a unique style “I Will Survive”.A whole new generation will want to share the magic of this singing sensation. For those of you too young to remember it the first time...

Fishing

Billy Bass Singing Fish Wall Mount Plaque - 15th Anniversary Edition

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$74.95

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Golf

Tee Off - Golf Globe Game

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Manoeuvre the golf ball and place it on the tee – not as easy as it looks!Great gift for a golfer.Glass dome measures 10 cm.

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Kids Toys & Games

Loud Mouth Voice Changer

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Conceal your real vocal by speaking into the voice changer. Simply press the trigger while talking into the voice changer from man to woman to robot. Try pranking someone over the phone or engage in a simple fun of play pretend at home.Features:Use the buttons on the side to modify your voice Requires 2 x AA batteries (not included) Age: 3

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Never oversleep again with Clocky Alarm clock On Wheels; the alarm clock that runs away to get you up. You can snooze once but Clocky will jump off of your nightstand, and run around beeping, determined to get you out of bed. Features:Runs away beeping on carpet or wood Durable Jumps from 3 feet high Loud R2D2-like robotic sound Option to snooze...

Clock

Clocky® The Original Alarm Clock On Wheels

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$59.95

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Grab a pen, take your seat and get your brain ticking with this word search toilet roll. Not only will you be improving your brain power but this toilet paper will be sure to beat the boredom the old school way without the risk of having your mobile phone ended up in the toilet.

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Bathroom

Word Search Toilet Roll

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$6.95 $8.95

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Gift Books

52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Fart Edition

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Roaring from the rear, belching from behind, tooting the trouser trumpet – whatever you call it, we all fart, some of us more than others (and some a lot more than others). Everyone knows a committed farter – with their knowing smile, never shying away from taking full responsibility. Give them the recognition they deserve: a book celebrating their...

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Books

52 Things To Do While You Poo

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Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put together a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put, even if you don’t need to go. Doing a number two will never be the same again., ‘Every toilet should have a...

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Stash your drink inside the Good Book. Give the 'Good Book' as a gift and you can handwrite a touching and heartfelt greeting on the inside cover. Or you can fill the flask with the recipient's favourite tipple. Or, if you really want to the push the boat out, nip into your local key cutting shop and get the flask engraved! Material: Stainless...

Novelty Gifts

Secret Flask In A Good Book

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$39.95

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Novelty Gifts

Stress Ball Voodoo Ex

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Wish you could kill your ex? Now you can! Not for real but with this stress ball voodoo ex, you can relieve your hate and anger with a simple squeeze.

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Novelty Gifts

Whisky Bath Bombs

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Love the taste of a whisky after a long day? When drinking it alone is not enough? Bath in it and cover yourself in whisky with these whisky scented bath bombs. Perfect for whisky lovers! Contains: 10 x mini whisky scented bath bombsNote: Bath bombs are not alcoholic

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