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Desk & Office

Office Excuses Flip Book

You've been procrastination again and now your boss wants that thing you were suppose to do, NOW. You need an excuse, FAST! This hilarious spiral bound flip book is filled plenty of perfectly plausible reasons why you haven't done all those important tasks! From “The cat ate my mouse” to “The coffee machine is broken”, this flipbook book has an excuse...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Blair's Sudden Death Sauce - Award Winning

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$16.95

Blair's Sudden Death Sauce is almighty fierce. A force to be reckoned with, just a small drop will do it. That's right, go slow... the sweltering culmination of honey with habaneros and cayenne will heat things up in a heartbeat. The uniquely delicious flavour of ginseng makes Sudden Death the perfect addition to Oriental cuisine! Feel Alive with Blair's...

Coffee Mugs

Itty Bitty Titty Mug

WVIBTM02

$22.95

Treat yourself to the Itty Bitty Titty mug! From far away the microscopic pattern looks like an unassuming, tit free mug, but when you take a closer look, you will notice that the mug bears hundreds of itty bitty boobs; the breast way to enjoy your drink.Dimensions: 10 x 12 x 8.6Material: Ceramic

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Blair's Ultra Death Sauce

BCBUDS01

$26.95

Blair's Ultra Death Sauce is amongst the World's most respected sauces. A hot sauce so insane, it's the crowning glory at the top of Blair's Death Sauce heat meter. The sinister swirl of Habanero, Carolina Reaper, Cayenne, Serrano, Jolokia and Scorpion chillies unleashes monumental flavour and unfathomable fire. Discover what makes Blair's one of the...

Greeting Cards

Darth Vader Birthday Sound Card by Loudmouth

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$12.95

High Quality Sound Cards with 15 seconds of hilarious birthday message when opened. Guaranteed to make the birthday girl or boy smile. Perfect birthday card for the Star Wars fan. Your browser does not support the audio tag.

Greeting Cards

The Godfather Birthday Sound Card by Loudmouth

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$12.95

High Quality Sound Cards with 15 seconds of hilarious birthday message when opened. Guaranteed to make the birthday girl or boy smile. Perfect birthday card for the classic movie, The Godfather fan. Your browser does not support the audio tag.

Greeting Cards

Yoda Birthday Sound Card by Loudmouth

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$12.95

This unique Yoda birthday card when opened plays a very cool 15 second message from Yoda in high quality. Guaranteed to make the birthday recipient smile from ear to ear. The perfect card for any Star Wars enthusiast.Your browser does not support the audio tag.

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Matching T-Shirts

The Boss & The Real Boss Couple T-Shirts

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$44.95

Everyone knows who is the real boss. This pair of cute The Boss & The Real Boss Matching T-shirt is a great gift for new or old couple alike. Features:Material: 100% cotton; 183gsm high quality and soft fabric.Men Regular Classic FitWomen Semi-Fitted

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Matching T-Shirts

I'm The Boss Father and Child Matching T-Shirt

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$44.95

So you think you're in charge? Think again. This cute father and child matching set comes in black with the kid's wear in either a bodysuit or a unisex t-shirt. Great gift for Father's Day, Baby Shower or Newborn gifts and will definitely get a lot of nods in agreement.

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Matching T-Shirts

Mr Right & Mrs Always Right Couple T-Shirts

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$44.95

This pair of cute Mr Right & Mrs Always Right Matching T-shirt is a great gift to celebrate the newly wed or old wedded couple alike. Great gift for wedding announcement, engagement party, wedding, wedding anniversary, Valentine's Day or just to flaunt that bliss. Features:Material: 100% cotton; 183gsm high quality and soft fabric.Men Regular Classic...

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Personalised Aprons

Personalised Stand Back Man Cooking Apron

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$39.95

Don't say he didn't warn you! Funny personalised apron with the sayings STAND BACK (NAME) IS COOKING. Great gag gift for none other than the man himself. Personalised this apron today, it would make an ideal birthday, Christmas or father's day gift. Apron comes in blank with a two print colours to choose from. How to Order First enter the name of the...

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Personalised T-Shirts

Personalised World's Greatest Farter T-Shirt

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$27.95

Funny personalised t-shirt for Dad with the sayings "(NAME of your choice) WORLD's GREATEST FARTER. I MEAN FATHER". Great gift for Dad for Father's Day, Christmas, birthday or just because. How to Order First enter the name clearly in the custom box below and click save. Note that the t-shirt will be printed with the name in upper case unless advised...

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Number Plate

The Throne Novelty Number Plate

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$24.95

Hang it with pride where you hail as your throne. Be it your office chair, toilet seat or even your couch! Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L) Origin: Proudly Australian Made Note: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on road

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Novelty Socks

I'm Not Bossy Ladies Crew Socks

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$16.95 $22.95

The boss has spoken and now the boss shall wear it. Aspiring bosses are also welcome. One size fits most.Women's shoe size 5-10.55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

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Novelty Socks

Take No Shit Ladies Crew Socks

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$16.95 $22.95

Fierce phase, friendly flower. Just like the women wearing it, fiery but always beautiful. One Size Fits Most.Women's shoe size 5-10.55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

Wallets & Purses

Weed Money Coin Purse

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$13.95

Might not be big enough but hey it's a start. Designed by 64 Colors using 95% post consumer recycled material. Measurements: 7.6 cm (H) x 10.1 cm (W)

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Novelty Socks

Cool Ass Grandpa Socks

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$19.95 $26.95

Comfy socks for the Cool Ass Grandpa. Fits men's shoe size 7-12. Material: 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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Novelty Socks

F*ck Off I'm Gaming Socks

OTCFGS06

$19.95 $26.95

I don't mean to be rude, but leave me the hell alone. I'm still at least half an hour away from the next checkpoint. Men's shoe size 7-12.57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Novelty Gifts

Stress Ball Voodoo Ex

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$19.95

Wish you could kill your ex? Now you can! Not for real but with this stress ball voodoo ex, you can relieve your hate and anger with a simple squeeze.

Men's T-Shirts

I Don't Need Google My Wife Knows Everything T-Shirt

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$21.95

Got a wife that knows too much? This t-shirt is just for you. Material: CottonColour: White

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Aprons & Chef Hats

The F Word Apron

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$34.95

Express yourself with this vulgar and offensive apron. F**k back seat drivers. F**k cooking shows. F**k warm beers. F**k slow walkers. Keep reading and see if you can find what you'd nod in agreeance. The “F Word” Apron and Tea Towel are the perfect BBQ conversation starter for sure. Have a laugh while you read, bet you the more you read the more you find...

Novelty Gifts

Stubby Cooler Secret Flask

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$21.95

This cheeky stubby cooler disguised as a water bottle so take your booze with you everywhere you go. Unscrew the bottom to put your beer bottle inside, then unscrew the cap to drink your beer with no one knowing! Features:Lined with neoprene to keep your stubby ice cold Handy bottle opener keyring attached to the lid

Party Games

Twerk Pong Party Game

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$9.95

Twerk Pong is a hilarious party game where you shake your booty to win the game! The aim of the game is to twerk the balls out of box using the power of twerking. Whoever get all the balls out at the fastest time wins! Includes 2 twerk boxes, 2 ribbons, 10 ping pong balls

Coffee Mugs

Micro Penis Mug

WVMPM002

$22.95

Are any of your friends growers not showers? Help them to be proud of their miniature member and show it off with our Micro Penis Mug! Just make sure you bring your magnifying glass with you.

Wine Accessories

Ladies Night Drink Markers - Set of 4

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$24.95

Modelled after Magic Mike, these muscular hunk drinks markers will cling to your glass in a variety of compromising positions. A sexy addition to your ladies nights for sure. Set of 4

Novelty Gifts

Pee My Plants Plant Watering Decoration

WVPPP002

$22.95

Add more fun and cheekiness to plant watering with this cute and funny Pee My Plants waterer. Just add water on top of the waterer's head and watch it pee! So cheeky and fun that now you might want to water your plants more than you should.Great gift for your plant lover friends.Features:Material: Ceramic Size: 14.5cm tall

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Blair's Mega Death Sauce - As Seen On Hot Ones

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$21.95

Blair's Mega Death Sauce is devilishly hot. Merciless heat and maximum flavour meet to bring a truly spectacular sweat to your heat-seeking brow. Molasses momentarily masks the hard-hitting habanero, cayenne, and chipotle chilli that make up this menacing mix. Feel Alive with Blair's Mega Death, and endure it's painful pleasure one daring drop at a time....

Novelty Gifts

Stress Balls

MDISB006

$9.95

Is something or someone driving you nuts? Give these cheeky Stress Balls a squeeze and you'll feel soothed right away.The quality silicone feels so smooth, you won't be able to keep your hands off them. Keep in your desk or bag so you can get back to zen no matter where you are.Includes two "testes" inside for a comical, realistic feel.

T-Shirts

Bogan & Proud T-Shirt

SSBPT001

$21.95

Bogan? Wear it and be proud. Material: 100% combed cotton; 190gsm high quality and soft fabric.Colour: Grey MarleRegular Fit

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Food & Drink

Lil' Nitro - The World's Hottest Gummy Bear

BCHGB002

$19.95

Consumer beware, this is not your ordinary gummy bear! Introducing Lil' Nitro Gummy Bears for those who seek the heat! Lil' Nitro has been infused with 9,000,000 Scoville unit chilli extract making it 900 times hotter than a jalapeño pepper! Don't be fooled by their innocent size—these tiny warriors are not for the faint of heart! Features:Size: 3g...

Matching T-Shirts

The Legend The Legacy Father and Child Matching T-Shirt

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$44.95

The legend finally has a legacy. Celebrate the new cute bond with this matching father and child set. This cute father and child matching set comes in black with the kid's wear in either a bodysuit or a unisex t-shirt. Great gift for Father's Day, Baby Shower or Newborn gifts and will definitely get a lot of nods in agreement.

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Matching T-Shirts

Trouble Maker Father and Child Matching T-Shirt

SSLLMT02

$44.95

Trouble maker 'makes' trouble. This cute father and child matching set comes in black with the kid's wear in either a bodysuit or a unisex t-shirt. Great gift for Father's Day, Baby Shower or Newborn gifts and will definitely get a lot of nods in agreement.

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Tote Bags

Emotional Baggage (Just Kidding) Large Tote Bag

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$29.95

Funny self-deprecating tote bag for those with emotional baggage; literally brave enough to carry them around with pride. Features:Material: Premium 370gsm 100% cotton canvas Measurements: 40cm (H) x 44cm (W) x 10cm (D) Long handles are approximately 33cm from the top-centre of bag to top-centre of handles Handle straps are 3cm thick Strong and...

Tote Bags

Emotional Baggage Large Tote Bag

SSEBTB02

$29.95

Carry your emotional baggage around with pride with this funny large premium tote bag. Features:Material: Premium 370gsm 100% cotton canvas Measurements: 40cm (H) x 44cm (W) x 10cm (D) Long handles are approximately 33cm from the top-centre of bag to top-centre of handles Handle straps are 3cm thick Strong and extremely durable

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Tote Bags

This Bag Holds All My Shit Together Large Tote Bag

SSBSTB01

$29.95

Large premium tote bag to hold all your shit together. Features:Material: Premium 370gsm 100% cotton canvas Measurements: 40cm (H) x 44cm (W) x 10cm (D) Long handles are approximately 33cm from the top-centre of bag to top-centre of handles Handle straps are 3cm thick Strong and extremely durable

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Novelty Gifts

Prescription Stemless Wine Glass

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$9.95 $21.95

Well they say laughter is the best medicine. Every detail of this prescription label including doctor and patient names, instructions, refills, recommended dosage and warning on the stemless wine glass is hilariously injected with punny humour. Perfect gift for wine-lovers - just what the doctor ordered!Dimensions: 10cm x 10cm x 13cm

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