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Gag Gifts - Funny & Useless Gift Ideas (4)

Novelty Gifts

Prescription Flask

Just what the doctor ordered - this quality stainless steel flask with amusing prescription inspired holds 235ml of your favourite booze!

Tote Bags

Probably Contains Alcohol Large Tote Bag

SSCATB01

$29.95

Large premium tote bag for your trip to the bottle-o. Features:Material: Premium 370gsm 100% cotton canvas Measurements: 40cm (H) x 44cm (W) x 10cm (D) Long handles are approximately 33cm from the top-centre of bag to top-centre of handles Handle straps are 3cm thick Strong and extremely durable

I Do Yoga Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon Tote Bag - 1

Tote Bags

I Do Yoga Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon Large Tote Bag

SSYPTB01

$29.95

Funny large premium tote bag for the dedicated yogis. Features:Material: Premium 370gsm 100% cotton canvas Measurements: 40cm (H) x 44cm (W) x 10cm (D) Long handles are approximately 33cm from the top-centre of bag to top-centre of handles Handle straps are 3cm thick Strong and extremely durable

Novelty Gifts

Stress Eggplant

MDISE006

$14.95

Bring your favourite emoji to life with this stress eggplant. A big squeezy, stretchy, bendable eggplant for ultimate stress relief with a cheeky undertone. Check out video below

Elon Musk Birthday Sound Card by Loudmouth - 1

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-$6.00

Greeting Cards

Elon Musk Birthday Sound Card by Loudmouth

ATCEMC03

$6.95 $12.95

High Quality Sound Cards with 15 seconds of hilarious birthday message when opened.Your browser does not support the audio tag.

Novelty Socks

I'm Not Always A Bitch Novelty Socks

EJFAAB02

$7.95

Let your socks do the talking with these novelty socks by Frankly Funny. These vulgar yet ridiculously funny socks; with top printed "I'm Not Always A Bitch" and sole printed "Just Kidding Go F'ck Yourself" are for those who are unapologetically themselves. Size: Fits women size 7 - 11 or men size 6 - 12

Coffee Mugs

The Muff Mug

WVTMM02

$22.95

Think you’ve seen a few muffs in your time? now you can watch the evolution of how they changed over the years.

Coffee Mugs

Rude Heat Change Mug – Pigpen Island

WVRHCM03

$14.95

The Pigpen Island Heat-Changing Mug is the first and only mug dedicated to people that just love penis (but maybe don't quite know it yet) Starting with a delightfully cute pig island, when filled with hot water, the mug transforms to reveal a not-so-subtle message! Perfect for pals who love pigs... or have a secret love for other more private things......

Novelty Gifts

Office Udder - Stress Relief Desk Toy

WVBSOU03

$19.95

For when your day at work is so stressful it’s udderly ridiculous, we’ve created Office Udders. These highly squishable silicon cow boobs stick firmly to the underside of your desk, offering you a truly durable and discreet tug without ever having to leave your workstation. Boss riding you like Seabiscuit? Simply grab these glands and milk your anger dry!

Kitchen & Dining

Quirky Kitchen Onion Glasses - No More Tears!

ISQKOG012

$24.95

Makes chopping onions cheerful not tearful. These onion glasses will protect your eyes while cutting onions - and looking good in the process! Features:Constructed from plastic. Foam seal keeps onion vapours at bay. Comes in a convenient glasses case. Wipe clean.

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Party Games

Sumo Wrestler Party Game

MDISWPG04

$24.95

Hilarious party game for some sumo squatting fun! Hook all your wrestlers as fast as possible using the included sumo belt. Pack contains everything you need for a two men race which includes 2 belts, 2 pieces of string, 10 sumo wrestlers, 20 cardboard holders.

Coffee Mugs

She Believed She Could Mug

DISBSCM03

$24.95

She believed she could… but then life said nah. This mug is for every woman who's powered by ambition, sarcasm, and at least three cups of coffee—but still ends up too bloody tired to bother. With a blunt, hilarious quote that hits a little too close to home, this mug makes the perfect gift for your overachieving (but exhausted) bestie, co-worker, or...

Coffee Mugs

Fcker in Charge of You Fcking F*cks Mug

DIFCFFM03

$24.95

Meet the mug that says what your nameplate really should. The "F*cker in Charge of You F*cking F*cks" mug is bold, blunt, and not here to play nice. Whether you're running the office, the household, or just your own chaotic life, this is your daily reminder (and warning to others) that you're the boss—unfiltered. Perfect for power moves,...

Coffee Mugs

Warning Menopausal Approach With Caution Mug

DIWMACM03

$24.95

Looking for the perfect gift for a fiery, fabulous woman going through that stage of life? The "Warning: Menopausal – Approach With Caution" mug delivers laughs, truth, and a little emotional support—all in one sassy sip. Great gift for Mother’s Day, milestone birthdays, office Secret Santas, or any woman who’s earned the right to say “back off” before...

Novelty Gifts

Camo Toilet Roll

WVCTR003

$9.95

Ever tried finding the loo roll only to realise it’s gone full stealth mode? This camo toilet paper’s got a sense of humour almost as cheeky as the person using it. Perfect for the outdoor enthusiast or that mate who’s always up for a laugh, it’s a novelty roll that blends right in – literally. Great to use in the bush, just don’t drop it or you might...

Novelty Gifts

Knockout Tabletop Punching Ball by Legami

TPKTPB04

$39.95

Whether you’re auditioning for funfair strongman or just working out some workplace frustration, the Tabletop Punching Ball is just what you need! Desktop Punchball with air pump for manual inflation and suction cup for adherence to the desk. Fun gift idea for fitness-obsessed friends or the perfect tool for stress relief with instant result!

Bathroom

Funny Bathroom Guest Book

BSBGB001

$26.95

Ordinary guest books too often lack humour and verve - so Knock Knock created their own. This elegant yet daringly interactive guest book invite visitors to express themselves fully while on the throne, with hilarious prompts, doodle space, and a wry grading system. Because even though the party must end, the memories should linger. Features:Padded...

Gift Books

Golf Jokes - Jokes and Quotations for All Gold Addicts

BSGJJQ02

$19.95

This book is for golf fanatics suffering a craving for hitting a ball with a stick. The jokes about days spent in rounds of strenuous idleness just bubble over with mocking hilarious and delightful quotes. It makes the book a perfect gift for poor addicts. ISBN: 9781784852375Author: EXLEY, HELENFormat: HardcoverPublication date: 01/10/2019Pages:...

Novelty Gifts

Box Of Poo Prank Set

BBBPPS03

$12.95

Get ready for giggles with Rex London’s Sticky Poo! This fun and silly set includes three realistic-looking sticky poos, perfect for practical jokes and harmless pranks. Kids will love leaving these around to trick friends and family, bringing laughter and mischief to any occasion. Features:Realistic-Looking Sticky Poo: Includes three different fake...

Novelty Gifts

Box Of Cockroaches Prank Set

BBBCPS03

$8.95

Add a touch of mischief to playtime or Halloween decorations with Rex London Classic Jokes – Cockroaches! This box of 10 realistic rubbery cockroaches is perfect for pranks, party decor, or playful tricks on friends and family. A fun and quirky addition to any toy box, these creepy-crawlies are sure to bring laughter and a few surprises. Features:...

Novelty Gifts

Fart Fanfare Sound Machine

ISFFSM06

$22.95

Let the laughter rip with the Fart Edition Sound Machine – your portable powerhouse of perfectly timed toots! Packed with 9 legendary fart sound effects, this pocket-sized prank device delivers everything from squeaky squeals to deep rumblers, making it the ultimate gag gift or icebreaker for any occasion. Whether you’re disrupting a meeting, pranking...

Party Games

Boobs Memory Game

JOSBMG04

$29.95

Play memory, but make it cheeky and empowering! This game celebrates all the boobs — big, small, flat, uneven, droopy, or perky — because we love them all. Match the most pairs to win and embrace the beauty of every shape and size. About the Artist: Designed by JOS Studio, Journey of Something’s in-house creative team led by Lauren Seeman, experts in...

T-Shirts

Top Cunt T-Shirt

SSTCTS01

$21.95

Feeling the need for speed... and a bit of cheek? Channel your inner Maverick (or Goose after a few tins) with this Top Cunt tee — a hilarious spin on the cult classic. Perfect for the mate who’s a legend, a larrikin, or both. Material: 100% combed cotton; 190gsm high quality and soft fabric.Colour: WhiteRegular Fit

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Novelty Gifts

Lump of Coal with Certificate

WVLCC003

$19.95

The Lump of Coal with Certificate is the perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for anyone who’s been a bit naughty this year. Featuring a realistic lump of coal and a cheeky certificate, it’s a fun way to stir up some laughs at Christmas. Ideal as a stocking stuffer, office Kris Kringle, or playful gag gift, this festive pack is a light-hearted reminder that even...

Novelty Gifts

Stress Poo Stress Toy

WVSPST03

$19.95

Squeeze tight to ‘flush’ away any stress and bring a smile to your face with this Stress Poop. The perfect companion to relieve life’s stressful moments and your go to remedy to take a ‘load’ off your mind.

Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

How To Appear Smart At Work

WVHASW03

$19.95

Improve your reputation at work, these cards will show you some essential tricks to getting that pay rise you’ve been asking for. Features:Packaging: Cardboard box Dims: 16x9x3.5cm Product Info: 100 cards

Seriously! Talking Desktop Punch Bag - 1

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-$10.00

Novelty Gifts

Seriously! Talking Desktop Punch Bag

ISSDPB09

$9.95 $19.95

Give your stress a smack with this hilarious Desktop Punching Bag — the little red rage-reliever your desk never knew it needed. Stick it down with the suction base, give it a whack, and watch it bounce right back for round two (or ten). Perfect for anyone who deals with annoying emails, slow computers, or that one coworker who says “quick question” at...

Stubby Holder

Hero - I Saved A Beer Stubby Holder

TSKISB03

$9.95

Everyday heroes don’t wear capes — they crack open cold ones. The Hero Stubby Holder celebrates the brave soul who freed a beer that was cruelly trapped in a bottle. A cracking little gift for birthdays, blokes, and mates who take their “hero duties” seriously… or not at all.

Desk & Office

Totally Antisocial Pen Pack

DIHASPP03

$29.95

The Totally Anti-Social Pen Pack is here for everyone who's done pretending to be a people person. Perfect for passive-aggressive sticky notes, passive-aggressive meeting doodles, or just passive-aggressive existing. Laser-engraved luxury pens with high quality black German ink. Each pen comes loaded with a phrase that says what your face already gives...

Tin Sign

Keep Out, Gamer At Work Metal Sign

MDI Australia

DIWGWMS02

$19.95

Attention all gamers, let the world know when it's game time with our Keep Out, Gamer at Work Metal Sign.Perfect for keeping interruptions at bay while you dominate the digital world.Features: Metal sign 30x20cm Pre-drilled holes on all four corners for easy hanging

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-$4.00

Novelty Gifts

Uni Fund Money Tin

BPMUFMT01

$6.95 $10.95

Because someone has to fund the ramen noodles and textbooks. The Uni Fund Money Tin is the tongue-in-cheek gift for the student in your life who is about to discover exactly how expensive adulting really is. Pop it on the kitchen bench and watch the donations roll in. The perfect gag gift for the school leaver heading off to uni, the kid who just got...

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-$4.00

Novelty Gifts

Black Money Money Tin

BPMBMMT01

$6.95 $10.95

For the bloke who has always operated in a moral grey area; meet the Black Money Money Tin. Officially intended for extortion, ransom money, kidnapping, bribes, blackmail, slush money and dodging taxes. It is all very above board, we assure you. The perfect gag gift for the dad who bends the rules, the mate who always has a scheme up his sleeve or the...

Desk & Office

Punching Trump Desktop Punch Bag

MDIPTPB06

$12.95

Oil prices through the roof. Petrol hitting new records. Your weekly grocery bill looking like a mortgage repayment. We can't fix the economy but we CAN give you something to take it out on. Meet your new favourite desk companion. Give him a punch, watch him spring straight back up and do it all over again. Standing 13.5cm tall and built to take a...

Home Decor

Please Leave By 9pm Doormat

WIPLB902

$29.95

Say it without saying it. Well, actually, this mat says it loud and clear! This bold black doormat is the perfect mix of cheeky humour and home decor. Whether you're a homebody who loves an early night or just need a gentle hint for guests who overstay their welcome, this mat does the talking for you. Feature:Material: Coir (natural coconut fibre) —...

Home Decor

Kindly F*ck Off Doormat

WIKFOM02

$29.95

Polite enough to say kindly. Honest enough to say the rest. For those who appreciate their personal space, value their peace and quiet, and aren't afraid to make a statement at the front door, this mat is basically a personality test for your visitors. If they laugh, they can stay. If they don't… well, the mat already told them what to do. Feature:...

Novelty Gifts

Tiny Hands

MDITH006

$6.95

The social media sensation that took the internet by storm! hide your real hands under sleeves and let the tiny hands stick out! Give an itty bitty salute, a puny handshake, or a round of insignificant applause. These are the silliest accessories you need - they may be tiny, but they get big laughs!

Gag Gifts - Funny & Useless Gift Ideas (4)

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