Gag Gifts - Funny &amp; Useless Gift Ideas (7)

Fire Asstinguisher - Post Chilli Relief

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The Fire Asstinguisher is created to bring relief from the dreaded "Ring of Fire". It is the world's first chilli aftercare product to help soothe your hot chilli-loving butt!Spray it on your toilet paper or directly at the "affected area" for instant relief. Features:Made in Australia Size: 150ml Ingredients: Water, Mild Castile Soap, Witch Hazel...

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Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

100 Totally Gross Jokes

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These 100 Totally Gross Jokes from Ridley’s Games include revolting rhymes and putrid puns that will make you sick with laughter! Packaged in a cauldron of slime, they’re perfect for entertaining kids and making grown-ups groan.

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Highly offensive mug with a 3D willy handle. Naughty!Hand wash only – not microwave or dishwasher safe.

Coffee Mugs

Willy 3D Mug

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$16.95

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Calling upon the powers of a Trinidad Scorpion chilli, the Strike is a ridiculously HOT & versatile sauce. It’s the smokey, bbq flavours you know and love with a hefty kick! Features:Heat level: EXTREME (1.27 million Scovilles) Size: 150ml Ingredients: Trinidad Scorpion Chilli (58%), White Vinegar, Worcestershire Sauce (Soya, Salt, Citric Acid...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Chilli Factory Scorpion Strike - Stupidly Hot BBQ Sauce

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$22.95

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Birthday Gifts for Men

52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Sports Edition

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Any true fan knows that the porcelain umpire's chair is an ideal place to put your sporting knowledge to the test. This compendium of fun activities and quiz questions will have you spotting the difference at Wembley, finding a lost helmet at Lord's, and going for gold in Olympic omniscience. AUTHOR: Hugh Jassburn is not a fan of cheap toilet paper, and...

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Glassware

How Was Your Day Balloon Wine Glass

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The most accurate mood measuring tool yet. Cut right to the chase with this popular balloon wine glass. Great gift for the hard worker and wine lover.holds 675ml of your favourite beverage Hand wash only

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Coffee Mugs

If My Mouth Doesn't Say it Cheeky Mug

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Express yourself with a touch of bold statement while adding a splash of fun to your day with Cheeky Mugs featuring quirky and humorous sayings that are sure to bring a smile. Whether you're in need of a laugh or gifting some good vibes, Cheeky Mugs are a perfect fit for those who love a little humour with their daily brew.Features:Made from...

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Coffee Mugs

I'm Really Not Funny Cheeky Mug

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Kitchen & Dining

Boobie Egg Fryer

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Fry your eggs in the shape of a pair of "boobies" with this Boobie Egg Fryer.The perfect gift for both boobies and egg lovers.

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Kitchen & Dining

Eggplant Sauce Bottle

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Give your condiments a squirt with the squeezy Eggplant Sauce Bottle. Make a tight grip, shake it up and down, then squeeze. You should have mayonnaise (other sauces are available) oozing out in no time. We’re salivating at the thought. This BPA free saucy bottle gives the aubergine emoji a whole new meaning. People tell us this bottle is a little bit...

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100 Ways To Eat Cock

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Do you or your friends love eating "cock"? Learn 100 ways to eat the tastiest, juiciest "cock" known to man.

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Books

52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Retirement Edition

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From the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo, this entertaining collection of trivia and puzzles is a joyful celebration of your retirement! You may have just given up the nine-to-five, but now the real work begins! The next time you take a trip to the smallest room, let this colourful collection of puzzles, activities and trivia test you...

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Novelty Socks

I'm A F*cking Delight Novelty Socks

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Let your socks do the talking with these novelty socks by Frankly Funny. Great socks for the f'cking delight. Size: Fits women size 7 - 11 or men size 6 - 12

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Novelty Socks

F*ck Off Novelty Socks

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Let your socks do the talking with these novelty socks by Frankly Funny. Size: Fits women size 7 - 11 or men size 6 - 12

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For the overworked, under-caffeinated legend just trying to keep it together—this mug gets it. The "I'm Doing My F*cking Best" mug is your daily dose of honesty served with a splash of caffeine and a sprinkle of swearing. Whether you're juggling life, work, kids, or just trying to remember why you walked into the kitchen, this mug says it loud so you...

Coffee Mugs

I'm Doing My F*cking Best Mug

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$24.95

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Humour

The Little Book of Ultimate Dad Jokes

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With more than 175 killer jokes (barely) contained within this tiny tome, this little book is so powerful with wholesome fatherly humour it will send the family packing to the in-laws in no time, just as Dad deserves. Job done. You're welcome. ISBN: 9781800696228Page Count: 192Format: Hardcover

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Chips featuring intense heat and spiciness from ghost peppers; one of the world’s spiciest chili peppers known for their extreme level of heat. Each chip is packed with a significant punch of spiciness. Enjoy with caution: Ghost pepper chips are not for the faint of heart when it comes to spice tolerance. Eating them can be an intense experience, and...

Food & Drink

Mamee Ghost Pepper Black Chips

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$5.95

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The mug with more attitude than Maverick. Whether they’re flying high or just full of it, this Top Cunt Mug is the ultimate call sign for the boldest legend in your squad. Features:325ml ceramic mug Dishwasher and microwave safe

Coffee Mugs

Top Cunt Mug

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$24.95

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Desk & Office

H.R. Violation Pen Pack

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Too sweary for HR. Too honest for your inbox. This pen pack is made for the workmate who’s just about had it — with emails, meetings, and Karen from Accounts. Each pen is loaded with sarcasm, sass, and a healthy dose of workplace rage:"As per my last f*ing email"** "I’m silently judging your grammar" "Did I roll my eyes out loud?" "I am the f*ing...

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Desk & Office

Passive Aggressive Pen Pack

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Say what you really mean — without saying it to their face. The Passive Aggressive Pen Pack is your new go-to for writing to-do lists, notes to Karen, or just surviving another day in the office jungle. Each pen features a painfully honest phrase, designed to raise eyebrows and lower expectations:"PLEASE KINDLY F* OFF"** "OK. CALM YOUR TITS."...

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Novelty Gifts

Pee My Plants Dog Watering Decoration

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Enjoy our four-legged friend who not only brightens your day but also keeps your plants thriving. Just add water to his head and watch as he joyfully waters your plants with a gentle “stream”. Such a good boy!Features:Material: Kaolin/Ceramic Glaze Size: 12.7cm x 5cm x 8.8cm

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Novelty Socks

If You Get Any Closer I'll Fart Novelty Socks

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Made from a soft cotton blend with just the right stretch — wear them loud and proud at home, work, or anywhere people get too close for comfort. Size: Fits women size 7 - 11 or men size 6 - 12

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Novelty Socks

Friyay! Novelty Socks

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Kick off the weekend vibes every Friday (or any day you feel like it) with these fun and comfy Friyay! socks. Perfect for the office, casual Fridays, or lazy weekends when you’ve officially clocked off in spirit! Size: Fits women size 7 - 11 or men size 6 - 12

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Novelty Gifts

Emergency Power Nap

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The perfect accessory for everyday from tired teens to exhausted execs.Simply undo the Velcro pouch of the bespoke carry bag and pull on the two tabs to release the soft flocked pillow for your very much needed emergency power nap.

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Pointing fingers has never been more fun. The I'm With Stupid Stubby Holder is the ultimate party prop — perfect for BBQs, camping trips, family gatherings or whenever you feel like stirring the pot a little. It keeps your drink cold, your humour sharp and guarantees at least one good laugh (usually at someone else’s expense).

Stubby Holder

I'm With Stupid Stubby Holder

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$9.95

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Crack open a cold one with this cheeky wall-mounted bottle opener. Sturdy, easy to install, and guaranteed to get a laugh every time someone “takes their top off.” Perfect for the bar, shed, or man cave.Mounting screws included.

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-$7.00

Bottle Opener

Take Your Top Off Wall Mounted Bottle Opener

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$12.95 $19.95

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Novelty Socks

Let Me Overthink This Novelty Socks

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For the deep thinkers, the list-makers, and the ones who've already run through every possible outcome, twice. The Let Me Overthink This Novelty Socks are a fun and relatable gift for anyone who lives inside their own head. Featuring a classic striped design with a cheeky thought-bubble slogan, they're the perfect pick for friends, family, or workmates...

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We can all count on Dads to break out with the most cringe-worthy jokes - now he can have them right at his fingertips with this deck of 250 cheesy gags, so bad you can’t help but laugh! Perfect for any occasion when you need a good ol’ laugh, these jokes will have the whole family in stitches (side effects include eye-rolling, bellyaches and hilarious...

Family Game

Dad Jokes Cards

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$16.95

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Desk & Office

Fucker-in Charge Pen Pack

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Sometimes, people need to be reminded about who's actually running things. Remind them in no uncertain terms, with these luxury stainless steel pens with phrases engraved in the barrel and quality black German ink.Fuck In Charge Of You Fucking Fucks Shitshow Supervisor Chief Chaos Co-ordinator I Am The Fucking Manager C.E.O. Chief Expletive Officer

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It is a simple question with two choices. One of them is very honest, and it comes with a small extra letter and a doodle that says it all. This one is for the person who still giggles at the same jokes they did in Year 7 and has stopped pretending otherwise. Give it to your mate, your brother, your dad or the coworker with the cheekiest sense of humour....

Coffee Mugs

Are You Childish Mug

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$24.95

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Novelty Gifts

Emergency Moustaches

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Ever need to find a disguise at short notice? Maybe having recently broken out of jail, or bumped into an old boyfriend or girlfriend unexpectedly? Well fear not, our Emergency Moustaches can instantly transform you and come in handy sachets which you can keep on you at all times! Each pack contains six styles guaranteed to make you instantly...

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Bottle Opener

Dad Jokes Talking Bottle Opener

MDI Australia

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Pop a cap and unleash the laughter with the Dad Jokes Talking Bottle Opener, the pun-packed gadget that turns every drink into a comedy moment. Loaded with 100 brew-tifully bad dad jokes, this talking opener delivers groans, chuckles and classic one-liners at the press of a button, making it the ultimate party starter for BBQs, gatherings and nights in...

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Humour

500 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot

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‘Do any of these sound familiar? That cart took off just as I swung! My club feels different to usual. My breathing is wrong! Then this is the book for you. Filled to the brim with excuses you can use to justify your bad golf shots, your golf buddies are guaranteed to believe you this time!’ 500 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot is the ultimate golf book for...

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