Number Plate Hiding From Kids Novelty Number Plate HBHFK001 $24.95 This cool novelty number plate says "Hiding From Kids." Its the perfect gift for dads with lots of kids. A great number plate to hang in any garage or man cave. Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L)Origin: Proudly Australian MadeNote: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on roads. Out of Stock View
Novelty Gifts Allergy to Mondays Mints - Sweet First Aid Mints WVAMM004 $7.95 If Mondays hit you like a tonne of bricks, this cheeky little box might just be your new desk essential. Packed with minty freshness and a dose of humour, it promises to turn the week’s ugliest day into something almost bearable. The perfect gag gift for anyone who needs a laugh (and a mint) come Monday morning – side effects may include smiling before... Out of Stock View
Jokes & Fun Fact Cards 100 Fartastic Facts & Jokes WV100FFJ02 $19.95 What is the world record for the longest fart? Where does the word fart come from? Find out the answers to these important questions and have a laugh along the way. Out of Stock View
Humour The Little Book of Dad Jokes BSLBDJ02 $14.95 The best dad joke book you’ll ever read. Yes, it’s that bad. As the ancient adage goes, ‘A good dad joke is as bad as a bad dad joke’. On that fuzzy logic alone, 100 per cent of the 180+ dad jokes in this book are pure comedy gold. The jokes included in this tiny tome are revered by dads all over the world – that’s how bad they are. Some jokes are old,... Out of Stock View
Novelty Gifts Public Toilet Survival Kit OLPTK012 $14.95 This survival kit ensures you a bacteria-free experience in any public toilet.Complete with two antiseptic wipes, a pair of disposable latex-free gloves and a toilet seat cover, this 9.5 cm tall small but practical can of emergency supplies will save your booty from being contaminated.1 tin only Out of Stock View
Novelty Socks I Heard You Ladies Crew Socks OTCIHYJS06 $19.95 Some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of them. One size fits most.Women's shoe size 5-10.55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex. Out of Stock View
Books 52 Things to Learn on the Loo PRB52LL01 $19.95 Make use of those dull moments on the lav by teaching yourself how a starfish eats a clam, how to say 'Hello' in every European language and what the dot over an i is called. Covering all types of trivia, from science and natural history to the different types of moustache, this little book contains enough fascinating facts to keep you learning throughout... Out of Stock View
Books 52 Things to Do While You Screw: Naughty Activities to Make Sex Even More Fun PRB52DS01 $19.95 Ever thought you could do with something to do while you're doing it? Ever needed a breather during a marathon session? Well, this is the book for you - a collection of naughty games, facts and quotes to amuse the broadest of minds, along with a few cheeky word searches to get you in the mood. These private-time puzzles will keep you going for hours . . . Out of Stock View
Greeting Cards Professor Snape Birthday Sound Card by Loudmouth ATCLSCPS03 $12.95 High Quality Sound Cards with 15 seconds of hilarious birthday message when opened. Guaranteed to make the birthday girl or boy smile. Perfect birthday card for Harry Potter fan. Your browser does not support the audio tag. Out of Stock View
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Books 52 Things To Do While You Poo BS52YDYP01 $19.95 Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put together a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put, even if you don’t need to go. Doing a number two will never be the same again., ‘Every toilet should have a... Out of Stock View
Jokes & Fun Fact Cards 100 Corny Jokes IS100CJ06 $14.95 Get an earful of superbly corny humour with this set of 100 unique and cheesy jokes. Will you be laughing or cringing with these fantastic family-friendly gifts! Great conversation starters for any party or family night Recommended for kids and adults of all ages Corn-on-the-cob shaped thick paper Out of Stock View
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Humour Rude Puzzle Book: Naughty Brain-Teasers for Grown-Ups PRBRPB001 $19.95 Strictly for grown-ups! This book puts the tease into brain-teasers with a compendium of crude crosswords, unbelievably wicked word searches, dirty dotto-dots and other provocative puzzles to test your knowledge of the smuttiest lingo – a racy replacement for life's idle moments. Features:A fun and sexy twist to the nation's favourite puzzles... Out of Stock View
Books The World's Best Jokes (That You'll Remember) ADWBJR02 $22.95 Would you like to hear my song about tortillas? Actually, it's more of a rap. Prepare to have your sides split and your ribs tickled in this ultimate collection of the world's most memorable jokes! This seriously silly compendium of unforgettable one-liners, catchy quips and everything in-between is sure to have the whole family aching with laughter.... Out of Stock View
Jokes & Fun Fact Cards What Not To Say During Sex Cards WVWTS02 $19.95 You would think it would be easy to know the right thing to say during sex, right? This is for that perfect friend who has no filter and requires some help getting down and dirty! Out of Stock View
Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish Blair's Original Death Sauce - As Seen On Hot Ones BCBODS01 $15.95 Blair's Original Death Sauce is undeniably, original. The first of an entire line created by master craftsman, Blair Lazar - the man responsible for one of the biggest culinary explosions ever with his creation of the hot sauce. The unmistakable blend of habanero, cayenne, and chipotle chillies makes the sauce the perfect companion for wings, burgers, and... Out of Stock View
Food & Drink The World's Hottest Corn Chips BCWHCC01 $14.95 Are you game for the World's Hottest Corn Chips? These corn chips are made using an ancient Aztec method developed some 3500 years ago, called Nixtamalization. Locally grown wholegrain corn is soaked in alkali water (lime), washed and cooked before being ground into the delicious dough (masa) that makes the base of our corn chips. The authentic masa is... Out of Stock View
Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish Hot Ones Duo Hot Sauce Pack BCDDHS01 $41.95 Turn the heat up and challenge yourself to this duo hot sauce pack which made their appearances on Hot Ones season 1 and in almost every seasons respectively.Pack consists ofDa Bomb Beyond Insanity Hot Sauce Blair's Original Death SauceWarning: Not for the faint-hearted! Out of Stock View
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Kids Toys & Games Guess Poo Game MDIGPG06 $39.95 This Guess Poo Game is pretty much Guess Who? but with a stinky twist. You are guessing the mystery poo lurking in your opponent's toilet bowl. So use your detective skills to flush out the suspect and identify that mystery poo! Ask questions like “Does he have a moustache?”, “Does she wear glasses?”. Take turns to ask your opponent questions, and flip... Out of Stock View
Gift Books 52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Cricket Puzzle Book AD52PCP02 $22.95 If you can t watch the match from the comfort of your own toilet, you need something just as gripping to keep you enthralled. Whether it s finding the right pair of pads or discovering the longest and shortest test matches ever, this puzzle book is just the ticket! These amusing activities and fun facts will prove a sure-fire winner with any fan of the... Out of Stock View
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Novelty Gifts Classic Sound Machine WVCSM001 $29.95 Classic pocket-sized sound machine produces 16 loud and unmistakable sound effects. Perfect for pranksters or as a telemarketer repellents - hear embarrassing bodily outbursts, energetic fanfares and applause at the touch of a button. Batteries included. Out of Stock View
Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish Blair's Ultra Death Sauce BCBUDS01 $26.95 Blair's Ultra Death Sauce is amongst the World's most respected sauces. A hot sauce so insane, it's the crowning glory at the top of Blair's Death Sauce heat meter. The sinister swirl of Habanero, Carolina Reaper, Cayenne, Serrano, Jolokia and Scorpion chillies unleashes monumental flavour and unfathomable fire. Discover what makes Blair's one of the... Out of Stock View
Greeting Cards Darth Vader Birthday Sound Card by Loudmouth ATCLSCDV03 $12.95 High Quality Sound Cards with 15 seconds of hilarious birthday message when opened. Guaranteed to make the birthday girl or boy smile. Perfect birthday card for the Star Wars fan. Your browser does not support the audio tag. Out of Stock View
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Books Old Git: Wit and Wisdom: Quips and Quotes for the Young at Heart PRBOGWW01 $24.95 "The older one grows, the more one likes indecency." Virginia Woolf So you’re getting on a bit, but even if your body creaks more than it used to, you’ve still got your sense of humour. This collection of witty quotations and gems of senior sagacity will keep a spring in your step and the cobwebs at bay. AUTHOR: Richard Benson is a retired teacher,... Out of Stock View
Books The Little Book of Shit Jokes : The Ultimate Collection of Jokes That Are So Bad... PRLBSJ001 $17.95 My mate was selling a television cheap because the volume was broken. I couldn't turn it down. What's black and white and bad all over? These jokes! Groaning with silly gags, classic crap wisecracks, naff knock-knocks, poor puns and lame one-liners, this book will make you cry until you laugh. ISBN: 9781787830288Author: FINCH, SIDFormat:... Out of Stock View
Books Dad Jokes - The Ultimate Collection for the Family Comedian HCDJUC02 $17.95 Child: Dad, I’m hungry Dad: Hello hungry, I’m Dad! Celebrate the sense of humour that’s so bad it’s great with this ultimate collection of dad jokes. From cheesy one-liners to puns so terrible that they should probably be illegal, this book has it all – it’s sure to make you laugh and cry. ISBN: 9781786852281Author: CHUMLEY, JIMFormat: HardbackPages: 160 Out of Stock View
Books Don't Be a D*ck Book: Self-Help Guide to Being F*cking Awesome PRLDBD001 $22.95 Don't Be a D*ck is a hilarious, pocket-sized self help guide with a funny edge, advising readers to do as the title suggests. A perfect jokey gift for a colleague or friend that they can follow every day of the year. ISBN: 9781787832862Author: DEWEY, JOSEPHFormat: HardbackPublication date: 10/10/2019Pages: 192Dimension: 156mm X 156mm About the Author:... Out of Stock View
Books Old Age For Beginners HOAFB01 $19.95 It is time to embrace the slower pace! There is no denying it you re OLD, but that comes with a lot of perks. You can say the most outrageous things and somehow get away with it. You can dress however you damn well please. And after learning from so many mistakes, you're now as wise as you are wizened. It's your time to recline, and this hilarious book... Out of Stock View
-$3.00 Category Penis Pasta LMSFPP03 $16.95 $19.95 Dish up a raunchy meal with these hilarious Italian Durum wheat pasta in penis shapes.But beware, the pasta will increase in size when cooked! So make sure you can handle them!Perfect for bachelorette party, a gag gift to your super single friend or for someone who could use a good laugh over this obscenity. Size: 200g Out of Stock View
Novelty Gifts Stress Ball Voodoo Ex TPSBVE02 $19.95 Wish you could kill your ex? Now you can! Not for real but with this stress ball voodoo ex, you can relieve your hate and anger with a simple squeeze. Out of Stock View
Novelty Gifts Secret Flask In A Good Book UTFIAB06 $39.95 Stash your drink inside the Good Book. Give the 'Good Book' as a gift and you can handwrite a touching and heartfelt greeting on the inside cover. Or you can fill the flask with the recipient's favourite tipple. Or, if you really want to the push the boat out, nip into your local key cutting shop and get the flask engraved! Material: Stainless... Out of Stock View
