Gag Gifts - Funny &amp; Useless Gift Ideas (6)

This silly novelty bar of soap has 2 sides. One side for your face and the other side for your bum. And yes it is 100% soap, just something different to put in the shower. Perfect for the man who uses soap for his face, body, hair and well.. arse..

Novelty Gifts

Arse and Face Novelty Soap

MDI Australia

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$16.95

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Number Plate

Hiding From Kids Novelty Number Plate

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This cool novelty number plate says "Hiding From Kids." Its the perfect gift for dads with lots of kids. A great number plate to hang in any garage or man cave. Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L)Origin: Proudly Australian MadeNote: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on roads.

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We all know that one of the most important parts of having a good time is laughter. And what better way to laugh than with some good, old-fashioned toilet humour? With the Crap Jokes Toilet Roll, you can enjoy a good laugh while you... well, you know. This amazing novelty gift of toilet paper is printed with hilarious jokes that are sure to get you...

Novelty Gifts

Crap Jokes Toilet Roll

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$8.95

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Do you always manage to find your golf ball? Put your skill to the test with these camouflage golf balls!

Golf

Tricky Camouflage Golf Balls

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$16.95

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Humour

The Little Book of Dad Jokes

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The best dad joke book you’ll ever read. Yes, it’s that bad. As the ancient adage goes, ‘A good dad joke is as bad as a bad dad joke’. On that fuzzy logic alone, 100 per cent of the 180+ dad jokes in this book are pure comedy gold. The jokes included in this tiny tome are revered by dads all over the world – that’s how bad they are. Some jokes are old,...

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If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away! Like a beautiful snowflake, every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there's a whole world of bottom-burps to savour in this informative and revealing dictionary, along with a plethora of butt-trumpet facts. Ranging...

Gift Books

The Little Book of Farts: Everything You Didn't Need to Know - and More!

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$17.95

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Novelty Gifts

Emergency Underpants In Dispenser Box

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One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don’t fret, we’ve got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. These 3-1/2″ boxes look a lot like tissue boxes, but instead of tissues, they dispense polyester underpants!If you want to be extra safe, you should keep one by your bedside,...

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Novelty Gifts

Public Toilet Survival Kit

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This survival kit ensures you a bacteria-free experience in any public toilet.Complete with two antiseptic wipes, a pair of disposable latex-free gloves and a toilet seat cover, this 9.5 cm tall small but practical can of emergency supplies will save your booty from being contaminated.1 tin only

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This handy pump air freshener is ideal for any situation in which air quality is compromised! Simply identify the source of the odour and spray vigorously at the farter! The bottle with pump spray is designed to look like a fire extinguisher and contains a fresh "Garden Melody" scent... so the Fart Extinguisher is not just a hilarious novelty gift but...

Novelty Gifts

Fart Extinguisher Air Freshener

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$13.95

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Novelty Socks

I Heard You Ladies Crew Socks

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Some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of them. One size fits most.Women's shoe size 5-10.55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

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Books

52 Things to Learn on the Loo

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Make use of those dull moments on the lav by teaching yourself how a starfish eats a clam, how to say 'Hello' in every European language and what the dot over an i is called. Covering all types of trivia, from science and natural history to the different types of moustache, this little book contains enough fascinating facts to keep you learning throughout...

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Books

52 Things to Do While You Screw: Naughty Activities to Make Sex Even More Fun

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Ever thought you could do with something to do while you're doing it? Ever needed a breather during a marathon session? Well, this is the book for you - a collection of naughty games, facts and quotes to amuse the broadest of minds, along with a few cheeky word searches to get you in the mood. These private-time puzzles will keep you going for hours . . .

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Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

100 Poo Jokes

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100 Seriously Poo Jokes by Ridley's Games. Packaged in an illustrated turd shaped card box.

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Books

52 Things To Do While You Poo

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Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put together a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put, even if you don’t need to go. Doing a number two will never be the same again., ‘Every toilet should have a...

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Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

100 Corny Jokes

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Get an earful of superbly corny humour with this set of 100 unique and cheesy jokes. Will you be laughing or cringing with these fantastic family-friendly gifts! Great conversation starters for any party or family night Recommended for kids and adults of all ages Corn-on-the-cob shaped thick paper

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Humour

Rude Puzzle Book: Naughty Brain-Teasers for Grown-Ups

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Strictly for grown-ups! This book puts the tease into brain-teasers with a compendium of crude crosswords, unbelievably wicked word searches, dirty dotto-dots and other provocative puzzles to test your knowledge of the smuttiest lingo – a racy replacement for life's idle moments. Features:A fun and sexy twist to the nation's favourite puzzles...

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Would you like to hear my song about tortillas? Actually, it's more of a rap. Prepare to have your sides split and your ribs tickled in this ultimate collection of the world's most memorable jokes! This seriously silly compendium of unforgettable one-liners, catchy quips and everything in-between is sure to have the whole family aching with laughter....

Books

The World's Best Jokes (That You'll Remember)

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$22.95

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Blair's Original Death Sauce is undeniably, original. The first of an entire line created by master craftsman, Blair Lazar - the man responsible for one of the biggest culinary explosions ever with his creation of the hot sauce. The unmistakable blend of habanero, cayenne, and chipotle chillies makes the sauce the perfect companion for wings, burgers, and...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Blair's Original Death Sauce - As Seen On Hot Ones

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$15.95

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Food & Drink

The World's Hottest Corn Chips

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Are you game for the World's Hottest Corn Chips? These corn chips are made using an ancient Aztec method developed some 3500 years ago, called Nixtamalization. Locally grown wholegrain corn is soaked in alkali water (lime), washed and cooked before being ground into the delicious dough (masa) that makes the base of our corn chips. The authentic masa is...

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Are you ready to turn the heat up and put yourself and your mates through the test with this trio pack which made epic appearances on Hot Ones bringing their challengers to their knees. Slowly work your way up from hot, extreme to extreme hot and experience for yourself what this is all about. Pack consists of13 Angry Scorpions Jekyll & Hyde -...

Hot Sauces, Spices & Relish

Hot Ones Trio Hot Sauce Pack

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$66.95

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If you can t watch the match from the comfort of your own toilet, you need something just as gripping to keep you enthralled. Whether it s finding the right pair of pads or discovering the longest and shortest test matches ever, this puzzle book is just the ticket! These amusing activities and fun facts will prove a sure-fire winner with any fan of the...

Gift Books

52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Cricket Puzzle Book

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$22.95

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Classic pocket-sized sound machine produces 16 loud and unmistakable sound effects. Perfect for pranksters or as a telemarketer repellents - hear embarrassing bodily outbursts, energetic fanfares and applause at the touch of a button. Batteries included.

Novelty Gifts

Classic Sound Machine

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$29.95

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Books

Old Git: Wit and Wisdom: Quips and Quotes for the Young at Heart

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"The older one grows, the more one likes indecency." Virginia Woolf So you’re getting on a bit, but even if your body creaks more than it used to, you’ve still got your sense of humour. This collection of witty quotations and gems of senior sagacity will keep a spring in your step and the cobwebs at bay. AUTHOR: Richard Benson is a retired teacher,...

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My mate was selling a television cheap because the volume was broken. I couldn't turn it down. What's black and white and bad all over? These jokes! Groaning with silly gags, classic crap wisecracks, naff knock-knocks, poor puns and lame one-liners, this book will make you cry until you laugh. ISBN: 9781787830288Author: FINCH, SIDFormat:...

Books

The Little Book of Shit Jokes : The Ultimate Collection of Jokes That Are So Bad...

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$17.95

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Child: Dad, I’m hungry Dad: Hello hungry, I’m Dad! Celebrate the sense of humour that’s so bad it’s great with this ultimate collection of dad jokes. From cheesy one-liners to puns so terrible that they should probably be illegal, this book has it all – it’s sure to make you laugh and cry. ISBN: 9781786852281Author: CHUMLEY, JIMFormat: HardbackPages: 160

Books

Dad Jokes - The Ultimate Collection for the Family Comedian

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$17.95

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Books

Old Age For Beginners

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It is time to embrace the slower pace! There is no denying it you re OLD, but that comes with a lot of perks. You can say the most outrageous things and somehow get away with it. You can dress however you damn well please. And after learning from so many mistakes, you're now as wise as you are wizened. It's your time to recline, and this hilarious book...

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Penis Pasta

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Dish up a raunchy meal with these hilarious Italian Durum wheat pasta in penis shapes.But beware, the pasta will increase in size when cooked! So make sure you can handle them!Perfect for bachelorette party, a gag gift to your super single friend or for someone who could use a good laugh over this obscenity. Size: 200g

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Fry your eggs in the shape of a willy with this willy egg fryer.The perfect gift for both willy and egg lovers.

Kitchen & Dining

Willy Egg Fryer

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$18.95

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Desk & Office

Stress Ball Voodoo Boss

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Wish you could kill your boss? Now you can! Not for real but with this stress ball voodoo boss, you can relieve your work stress and anxiety with a simple squeeze.

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Stash your drink in a Self Help Book. A tongue-in-cheek gift for friends who need a little self improvement. Features:4oz hip-flask concealed inside a ‘Self Help Book’ Hard-backed, with paper pages and book cloth. Space to write a message on the inside cover. Stainless Steel flask suitable for engraving. Book dimension: 10.5cm x 14.5cm x 2.2cm

Novelty Gifts

Secret Flask In A Self Help Book

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$39.95

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Stash your drink inside the Good Book. Give the 'Good Book' as a gift and you can handwrite a touching and heartfelt greeting on the inside cover. Or you can fill the flask with the recipient's favourite tipple. Or, if you really want to the push the boat out, nip into your local key cutting shop and get the flask engraved! Material: Stainless...

Novelty Gifts

Secret Flask In A Good Book

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$39.95

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Humour

501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot

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You can blame your job...You can blame the course...You can blame mother nature...Or you can blame your equipment...But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!501 Excuses For A Bad Golf Shot is the perfect gag golf gift for men who always have (or still looking for) the perfect excuse for their golf misfortunes. ISBN: 9781492641223Author: JUSTIN J. EXNERFormat:...

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Jigsaw Puzzles

Penis Puzzle

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Love creative ways to fight boredom? Then urine good hands with the Penis Puzzle from Bubblegum Stuff. This 1000 piece Penis Puzzle from Bubblegum Stuff depicts 200 dick pics and includes every penis type and nicknames known to man, so you can fight some boredom while having a laugh but don’t get too "cocky" though, as this puzzle is likely to get harder...

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Introducing the desktop therapist, Gregory! You can go through all your past relationships, friendship fall outs or even daily office woes with him without being judged. Instead he will ask you all the important questions like "How does that make you feel?" What you you think that means?" and more. Simply press button for 16 phrases of support and wisdom...

Novelty Gifts

Desktop Therapist

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$44.95

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Celebrate what mother nature has given you with the Penis Mug, with many shapes and sizes to keep you entertained as you have your morning coffee.Suitable for microwave and dishwasher use.

Coffee Mugs

Penis Mug

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$22.95

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