Gag Gifts - Funny &amp; Useless Gift Ideas (5)

For the free spirit with an early bedtime. These Born To Be Wild, Until Like 9pm Novelty Socks are made for the middle age mates who still love a good time as long as they're home in comfy clothes by 9pm. Cheeky, funny, and painfully relatable. Size: Fits women size 7 - 11 or men size 6 - 12

Novelty Socks

Be Kind, Of A Bitch Novelty Socks

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Sweet on top, sassy on the bottom. The Be Kind Of A Bitch Novelty Socks deliver the perfect blend of cheeky charm and honest attitude. Featuring a fun candy heart print in soft pastel yellow, pink, and mint tones, the tops read "Be Kind" while a little surprise waits on the bottom, "Of A Bitch". A hilarious gift for friends, sisters, workmates, or anyone...

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Please Hesitate To Reach Out To Me Novelty Socks

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For the introverts, the do-not-disturb crew, and anyone who genuinely means it. The Please Hesitate To Reach Out To Me Novelty Socks deliver a big mood in the softest pink packaging. Featuring a cute heart design with a hilariously honest twist on the classic corporate greeting, these socks are the perfect gift for anyone who values their peace, quiet,...

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Selective Hearing Specialist Novelty Socks

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For the ones who hear exactly what they want to hear. The Selective Hearing Specialist Novelty Socks are a hilarious nod to anyone who's mastered the art of tuning out from partners and parents to workmates and kids. Featuring bold text and a fun muted speaker icon on a classic blue design, these socks bring the humour without saying a word. Men's shoe...

Notebooks & Journals

Dumb Things My Kid Said Tiny Diary

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$14.95

Kids say the darndest (and dumbest) things—and now you have the perfect place to record every last one of them. This ridiculously small diary is made to capture all those hilarious, weird, and downright confusing quotes your little genius blurts out. With 112 gilded-edge pages, it’s like a time capsule for your kid’s finest moments of accidental...

Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

100 Fart Jokes

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$15.95

100 Fart Jokes from Ridley’s Games includes cheeky puns and stinky sarcasm that will blow you away! Packaged in a butt-shaped box, these joke cards are perfect for entertaining kids and making grown-ups giggle. Features:Suitable for ages 8+ Printed using FSC paper and soy inks Fully recyclable.

Coffee Mugs

Chatterbox & Selective Listener Cheeky Mug Set

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$34.95

Every great relationship has one of each, the one who talks non-stop, and the one who's mastered the art of nodding along. Add a splash of fun to your day with Cheeky Mugs' bold eye catching colour and laugh-out-loud collection featuring two matching mugs with complementary humour. The Chatterbox & Selective Listener Mug Set is the perfect couples'...

Coffee Mugs

Planner & Confused Cheeky Mug Set

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$34.95

Every partnership has one who runs the show, and one who's just happy to be there. Add a splash of fun to your day with Cheeky Mugs' bold eye catching colour and laugh-out-loud collection featuring two matching mugs with complementary humour. The Planner & Confused Cheeky Mug Set is a hilariously accurate gift for the couple, siblings, or best...

copy of Planner & Confused Cheeky Mug Set - 2

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-$3.00

Coffee Mugs

King & Queen Cheeky Mug Set

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$31.95 $34.95

Add a splash of fun to your day with Cheeky Mugs' bold eye catching colour and laugh-out-loud collection featuring two matching mugs with complementary humour. The Queen Of Everything & King Of Whatever's Left Mug Set is a cheeky nod to the household hierarchy every couple secretly (or not so secretly) agrees on. She runs the show, he gets the...

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-$7.00

Novelty Socks

Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks

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$19.95 $26.95

Because the worst jokes always come from the best dads. The Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Novelty Socks are a fun tribute to the dads who've built entire personalities around groan-worthy one-liners. A great gift for Father's Day, birthdays, or any occasion that could use a good (bad) joke. Men's shoe size 7-12.57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3%...

Novelty Gifts

Sweary Fairy Stress Reliever

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$29.95

She looks innocent… but wait until you hear what she has to say. She is the fairy godmother of foul language! The Sweary Fairy Talking Stress Reliever is here to say what you're already thinking, and then some. Give her a gentle squeeze and out comes a colourful cocktail of profanities to help you take the edge off a long day, a tough email, or that one...

Desk & Office

$100 Bills Cash Sticky Notes by Mustard

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They look like $100 bills. They're actually sticky notes. Which feels metaphorically accurate. Novelty crisp $100-Dollar sticky pad notes provide 150 pages and 150 valuable reasons to remember something very important. Use them for to-do lists, grocery reminders, or motivational quotes that definitely cost more than they’re worth. Great for manifesting...

Coffee Mugs

I'm Not Always A Bitch Mug

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$24.95

Some mornings need coffee. Some mornings need a warning label. This mug covers both. Hand it to the friend with the sharpest sense of humour, the coworker who runs on sarcasm, or the sister who always says what everyone else is thinking. It is the gift that gets a laugh first and gets used every single day after that. Perfect for birthdays, Secret...

Food & Drink

World's Hottest Peanuts

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$11.95

Brace yourself: these roasted peanuts bring an extreme-heat crunch to snack time. Coated in super-hot chilli, they're made for serious spice lovers and daring food challenges. Heat level: Extreme Pack size: 90g Made in: Australia Ingredients: Peanuts, sugar, chilli (Carolina Reaper, Scorpion and Ghost chilli), spices, salt. Allergen information:...

Food & Drink

Blair's Feel Alive! Potato Chips Pack of 3

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$17.95

Three bags, three levels of Blair’s FEEL ALIVE! Cauldron Cooked Chips, 3 Pack (50g each) cauldron cooked chips; bringing the heat, and each flavour comes with its own attitude.Honey Hot Sauce: sweet, sticky and sneaky. Made with Blair’s Original Death Sauce and local honey, so it starts friendly and finishes with a kick. Habanero: the chip that...

Other Games

Find The Poo On The Loo (100 cards)

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Get ready for a toilet-themed twist on the classic search-and-find challenge with Find the Poo on the Loo! Whether you're on the actual loo or just looking for laughs, this cheeky card game invites players of all ages to race and spot the hidden cartoon poop on every card. With 100 uniquely illustrated scenes full of bathroom chaos, each card hides a...

Novelty Gifts

Worry Worm Stress Reliever

Gift Republic

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$22.95

Meet Willy the Worm, your new stress-busting sidekick! This adorable stress toy is your ticket to instant relaxation.Squeeze away tension with Willy's soft, squishy goodness. Grab Willy, give him a squeeze and let your worries wiggle and worm away!

Coffee Mugs

Dad Jokes Ceramic Mug

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$22.95

Fuel his mornings with groans and giggles with this Dad Jokes Mug! Packed with classic (and cringeworthy) dad humour, it's perfect for coffee, tea or any drink that needs a side of pun. Ideal for dads who love to laugh - or make others laugh at their jokes.350ml

Novelty Gifts

8-in-1 Ball Washer Cloth

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Why bother with a different cloth for every job when one will do? The 8-in-1 Ball Washer is the daft essential for any bloke who reckons his shower gel works on both his face and his car. Printed with "Face, Car, Arse, Balls, Beer Glass, Glasses, Boot & Everything Else", it's a funny gift for men who love a shortcut. Ideal for rude Secret Santa gifts,...

Novelty Socks

Goodbye Tension Hello Pension Soft Bamboo Socks

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$12.95

Made for the newly retired who plan to spend their days doing absolutely nothing urgent. Whether it is long lunches, beach walks, the golf course or finally getting to that garden, they will be doing it in comfort with this cute pair of socks from Sock Therapy. They are incredibly soft, keep your feet at a comfortable temperature and are moisture...

Plant Lover

Naughty Gnomes Planters

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$34.95

This set of Naughty Gnomes will bring a smile to your face and make your plant pots extra cheeky!

Novelty Gifts

Anti Farting Mints

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We’ve all got that one mate who could clear a room in seconds – and now there’s a mint for that! These hilarious “Anti Farting Mints” are actually mint candies, disguised as a miracle cure for unwelcome smells and embarrassing noises. It’s the perfect gag gift for birthdays, office Kris Kringles, or anyone with a cheeky sense of humour (and a questionable...

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High Hopes Soap On A Rope

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$16.95 $29.95

4:20? Time to get super high-drated with our High Hopes Soap-on-a-Rope. Shaped like everyone’s favorite plant, this soap is perfect for a nice toke and soak.

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Inappropriate Thoughts A5 Notebook

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$17.95 $19.95

Keep your deepest thoughts in one place with this funny lined notebook. Whether used to keep track of mischief or jotting down evil plans, this journal will keep them tucked safely away from prying eyes. 100 sheets / 200 lined pages.

Novelty Gifts

Toilet "Bowl" with Bamboo Chopsticks

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$29.95

Who knew a toilet bowl could actually be... a real bowl? This hilarious ceramic creation is perfect for serving up noodles with a side of laughs. Complete with bamboo chopsticks, it’s a quirky gift that's surprisingly useful.Dimensions: 25cm x 19cm x 14cm

Party Games

Ballz Up! Party Game

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$12.95

Ballz Up! is a hilarious party game perfect for any parties. The aim of the game is to swing the ball into the cup tied onto your waist using a trusting motion. Comes with plastic tub, elastic band and ball on string.

Coffee Mugs

Dad Joke Loading Matching Mug and Sock Set

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$24.95

Brace yourself—another pun is brewing. This matching mug and sock set is a cheeky nod to the masters of the groan-worthy joke. With a playful “Dad Joke Loading” design, it’s perfect for those who can’t resist a classic zinger with their morning cuppa. The mug’s ready for coffee, the socks are ready for lounging, and the jokes… well, they’re inevitable....

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The mug that speaks the truth! For Dad with a sense of humour and enjoy a good laugh. Fills up to 350ml

Coffee Mugs

I Love My Dad (Even Though He Farts) Mug

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$14.95

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Because every legendary dad joke starts with a good cup of coffee. Fuel up the funniest dad in your life with the Dad Joke Fuel Mug — packed with classic groan-worthy one-liners that'll spark a giggle (or an eye-roll) with every sip. FeaturesFull-colour dad joke print Ceramic construction — dishwasher safe Comfortable C-shaped handle

Coffee Mugs

Dad Joke Fuel Mug

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$9.95

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Books

52 Things to Doodle While You Poo

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The ancient art of doodling has been around for thousands of years. Depictions of wild beasts on cave walls, funny little carvings on age-old artefacts – we've been at it a while. So what better way to celebrate this time-honoured tradition than by doodling while you dump? Fill a fish tank, illustrate the alphabet, envision outer space – whatever takes...

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Take your singing in the shower to a whole new level with this microphone shaped Karaoke Soap on a Rope from Gentlemen's Hardware! Features:Attached to a black cotton rope to aid grip when wet. Oak Moss scent. Vegan Friendly and cruelty free. Recyclable packaging.

Personal Care for Him

Karaoke Soap on a Rope

MDI Australia

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$14.95

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Roaring from the rear, belching from behind, tooting the trouser trumpet – whatever you call it, we all fart, some of us more than others (and some a lot more than others). Everyone knows a committed farter – with their knowing smile, never shying away from taking full responsibility. Give them the recognition they deserve: a book celebrating their...

Gift Books

52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Fart Edition

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$16.95

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This tongue in cheek soap on a rope will ensure the man in your life stays squeaky clean EVERYWHERE. Shaped like a pair of shiny acorns, our luxurious almond scented soap on a rope will hang in the shower just ready to be grabbed.Features:Almond fragrance 260g Comes with a rope of hanging in the shower

Novelty Gifts

Wash Your Nuts Soap On A Rope

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$26.95

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Keep bathroom breaks from turning into eternity with this hilarious Toilet Timer.This unique hour glass-style timer features a skeleton patiently waiting on the throne, reminding everyone that time is ticking! Designed to run for about five minutes, it’s a fun and practical way to encourage quicker trips to the loo.

Bathroom

Toilet Timer

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$22.95

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