Gag Gifts - Funny &amp; Useless Gift Ideas (5)

Attention all gamers, let the world know when it's game time with our Keep Out, Gamer at Work Metal Sign.Perfect for keeping interruptions at bay while you dominate the digital world.Features: Metal sign 30x20cm Pre-drilled holes on all four corners for easy hanging

-$4.00

Novelty Gifts

Uni Fund Money Tin

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$6.95 $10.95

Because someone has to fund the ramen noodles and textbooks. The Uni Fund Money Tin is the tongue-in-cheek gift for the student in your life who is about to discover exactly how expensive adulting really is. Pop it on the kitchen bench and watch the donations roll in. The perfect gag gift for the school leaver heading off to uni, the kid who just got...

-$4.00

Novelty Gifts

Black Money Money Tin

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$6.95 $10.95

For the bloke who has always operated in a moral grey area; meet the Black Money Money Tin. Officially intended for extortion, ransom money, kidnapping, bribes, blackmail, slush money and dodging taxes. It is all very above board, we assure you. The perfect gag gift for the dad who bends the rules, the mate who always has a scheme up his sleeve or the...

Desk & Office

Punching Trump Desktop Punch Bag

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$12.95

Oil prices through the roof. Petrol hitting new records. Your weekly grocery bill looking like a mortgage repayment. We can't fix the economy but we CAN give you something to take it out on. Meet your new favourite desk companion. Give him a punch, watch him spring straight back up and do it all over again. Standing 13.5cm tall and built to take a...

Home Decor

Please Leave By 9pm Doormat

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$29.95

Say it without saying it. Well, actually, this mat says it loud and clear! This bold black doormat is the perfect mix of cheeky humour and home decor. Whether you're a homebody who loves an early night or just need a gentle hint for guests who overstay their welcome, this mat does the talking for you. Feature:Material: Coir (natural coconut fibre) —...

Home Decor

Kindly F*ck Off Doormat

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$29.95

Polite enough to say kindly. Honest enough to say the rest. For those who appreciate their personal space, value their peace and quiet, and aren't afraid to make a statement at the front door, this mat is basically a personality test for your visitors. If they laugh, they can stay. If they don't… well, the mat already told them what to do. Feature:...

Novelty Gifts

Tiny Hands

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$6.95

The social media sensation that took the internet by storm! hide your real hands under sleeves and let the tiny hands stick out! Give an itty bitty salute, a puny handshake, or a round of insignificant applause. These are the silliest accessories you need - they may be tiny, but they get big laughs!

Humour

World's Greatest Dad Jokes - The Complete Collection

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$39.95

With The World’s Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection, you’ll find puns, quips, and corny one-liners that are sure to get eyes rolling; Hundreds of dad jokes that will make you groan then make you smile. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they’re good. Now the dad joke aficionado in your life will...

Humour

The Little Book of Rude Jokes

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$17.95

Ready to spice up your comedy game? This tiny tome is the ultimate collection of rude jokes that’ll have you and your friends rolling on the floor with laughter and maybe blushing a little, too! This pocket-sized compendium is your backstage pass to the world of cheeky humour, filled with outrageous punchlines and wickedly funny one-liners that push the...

Novelty Socks

Born To Be Wild, Until Like 9pm Novelty Socks

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For the free spirit with an early bedtime. These Born To Be Wild, Until Like 9pm Novelty Socks are made for the middle age mates who still love a good time as long as they're home in comfy clothes by 9pm. Cheeky, funny, and painfully relatable. Size: Fits women size 7 - 11 or men size 6 - 12

Novelty Socks

Let Me Overthink This Novelty Socks

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For the deep thinkers, the list-makers, and the ones who've already run through every possible outcome, twice. The Let Me Overthink This Novelty Socks are a fun and relatable gift for anyone who lives inside their own head. Featuring a classic striped design with a cheeky thought-bubble slogan, they're the perfect pick for friends, family, or workmates...

Novelty Socks

Be Kind, Of A Bitch Novelty Socks

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Sweet on top, sassy on the bottom. The Be Kind Of A Bitch Novelty Socks deliver the perfect blend of cheeky charm and honest attitude. Featuring a fun candy heart print in soft pastel yellow, pink, and mint tones, the tops read "Be Kind" while a little surprise waits on the bottom, "Of A Bitch". A hilarious gift for friends, sisters, workmates, or anyone...

Novelty Socks

Please Hesitate To Reach Out To Me Novelty Socks

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For the introverts, the do-not-disturb crew, and anyone who genuinely means it. The Please Hesitate To Reach Out To Me Novelty Socks deliver a big mood in the softest pink packaging. Featuring a cute heart design with a hilariously honest twist on the classic corporate greeting, these socks are the perfect gift for anyone who values their peace, quiet,...

Novelty Socks

Selective Hearing Specialist Novelty Socks

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For the ones who hear exactly what they want to hear. The Selective Hearing Specialist Novelty Socks are a hilarious nod to anyone who's mastered the art of tuning out from partners and parents to workmates and kids. Featuring bold text and a fun muted speaker icon on a classic blue design, these socks bring the humour without saying a word. Men's shoe...

Notebooks & Journals

Dumb Things My Kid Said Tiny Diary

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$14.95

Kids say the darndest (and dumbest) things—and now you have the perfect place to record every last one of them. This ridiculously small diary is made to capture all those hilarious, weird, and downright confusing quotes your little genius blurts out. With 112 gilded-edge pages, it’s like a time capsule for your kid’s finest moments of accidental...

Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

100 Fart Jokes

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$15.95

100 Fart Jokes from Ridley’s Games includes cheeky puns and stinky sarcasm that will blow you away! Packaged in a butt-shaped box, these joke cards are perfect for entertaining kids and making grown-ups giggle. Features:Suitable for ages 8+ Printed using FSC paper and soy inks Fully recyclable.

Coffee Mugs

Chatterbox & Selective Listener Cheeky Mug Set

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$34.95

Every great relationship has one of each, the one who talks non-stop, and the one who's mastered the art of nodding along. Add a splash of fun to your day with Cheeky Mugs' bold eye catching colour and laugh-out-loud collection featuring two matching mugs with complementary humour. The Chatterbox & Selective Listener Mug Set is the perfect couples'...

Coffee Mugs

Planner & Confused Cheeky Mug Set

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$34.95

Every partnership has one who runs the show, and one who's just happy to be there. Add a splash of fun to your day with Cheeky Mugs' bold eye catching colour and laugh-out-loud collection featuring two matching mugs with complementary humour. The Planner & Confused Cheeky Mug Set is a hilariously accurate gift for the couple, siblings, or best...

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Coffee Mugs

King & Queen Cheeky Mug Set

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$34.95

Add a splash of fun to your day with Cheeky Mugs' bold eye catching colour and laugh-out-loud collection featuring two matching mugs with complementary humour. The Queen Of Everything & King Of Whatever's Left Mug Set is a cheeky nod to the household hierarchy every couple secretly (or not so secretly) agrees on. She runs the show, he gets the...

Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks - 1

-$7.00

Novelty Socks

Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks

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$19.95 $26.95

Because the worst jokes always come from the best dads. The Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Novelty Socks are a fun tribute to the dads who've built entire personalities around groan-worthy one-liners. A great gift for Father's Day, birthdays, or any occasion that could use a good (bad) joke. Men's shoe size 7-12.57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3%...

Novelty Gifts

Sweary Fairy Stress Reliever

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$29.95

She looks innocent… but wait until you hear what she has to say. She is the fairy godmother of foul language! The Sweary Fairy Talking Stress Reliever is here to say what you're already thinking, and then some. Give her a gentle squeeze and out comes a colourful cocktail of profanities to help you take the edge off a long day, a tough email, or that one...

Desk & Office

$100 Bills Cash Sticky Notes by Mustard

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They look like $100 bills. They're actually sticky notes. Which feels metaphorically accurate. Novelty crisp $100-Dollar sticky pad notes provide 150 pages and 150 valuable reasons to remember something very important. Use them for to-do lists, grocery reminders, or motivational quotes that definitely cost more than they’re worth. Great for manifesting...

Novelty Gifts

Poo In Progress Warning Sign

MDI Australia

MDIPIPWS06

$12.95

Prevent disturbances with this helpful sign. Size: 12cm x 25cm x 1.5cm

-$12.00

Novelty Gifts

Prescription Stemless Wine Glass

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$9.95 $21.95

Well they say laughter is the best medicine. Every detail of this prescription label including doctor and patient names, instructions, refills, recommended dosage and warning on the stemless wine glass is hilariously injected with punny humour. Perfect gift for wine-lovers - just what the doctor ordered!Dimensions: 10cm x 10cm x 13cm

Coffee Mugs

Dad Joke Loading Matching Mug and Sock Set

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$24.95

Brace yourself—another pun is brewing. This matching mug and sock set is a cheeky nod to the masters of the groan-worthy joke. With a playful “Dad Joke Loading” design, it’s perfect for those who can’t resist a classic zinger with their morning cuppa. The mug’s ready for coffee, the socks are ready for lounging, and the jokes… well, they’re inevitable....

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Being a dad is hard enough as it is without having to come up with endless groan-worthy one-liners on top of it. Talk about unrealistic expectations. That's why this cargo-short-pocket-sized card deck is packed with a hundred terrible, ready-to-roll jokes--perfect for adding a few exasperated sighs to any occasion. There's even a place on the back of...

Jokes & Fun Fact Cards

Emergency Dad Jokes by Brass Monkey

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$24.95

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Tin Sign

Warning - Fart Zone - Enter At Your Own Risk Metal Sign

MDI Australia

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This metal sign boldly declares the area as a designated fart zone.No more guessing games or innocent victims.Features: Metal sign 30x20cm Pre-drilled holes on all four corners for easy hanging

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The mug that speaks the truth! For Dad with a sense of humour and enjoy a good laugh. Fills up to 350ml

Coffee Mugs

I Love My Dad (Even Though He Farts) Mug

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$14.95

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Because every legendary dad joke starts with a good cup of coffee. Fuel up the funniest dad in your life with the Dad Joke Fuel Mug — packed with classic groan-worthy one-liners that'll spark a giggle (or an eye-roll) with every sip. FeaturesFull-colour dad joke print Ceramic construction — dishwasher safe Comfortable C-shaped handle

Coffee Mugs

Dad Joke Fuel Mug

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$9.95

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Books

52 Things to Doodle While You Poo

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The ancient art of doodling has been around for thousands of years. Depictions of wild beasts on cave walls, funny little carvings on age-old artefacts – we've been at it a while. So what better way to celebrate this time-honoured tradition than by doodling while you dump? Fill a fish tank, illustrate the alphabet, envision outer space – whatever takes...

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Roaring from the rear, belching from behind, tooting the trouser trumpet – whatever you call it, we all fart, some of us more than others (and some a lot more than others). Everyone knows a committed farter – with their knowing smile, never shying away from taking full responsibility. Give them the recognition they deserve: a book celebrating their...

Gift Books

52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Fart Edition

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$16.95

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Keep bathroom breaks from turning into eternity with this hilarious Toilet Timer.This unique hour glass-style timer features a skeleton patiently waiting on the throne, reminding everyone that time is ticking! Designed to run for about five minutes, it’s a fun and practical way to encourage quicker trips to the loo.

Bathroom

Toilet Timer

WVTTFB03

$22.95

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Whether you’re sharing laughs over a “grate” joke or groaning at a “cheddar” joke, the game’s interactive card matching gameplay will keep 2-6 players entertained for hours. It’s the perfect gift for dad joke enthusiasts or anyone who enjoys a fun, food-filled laugh. So, get ready to savour the laughter and bring a taste of humour to your game nights!

Family Game

Cheesy Dad Jokes Card Game

WV100DJG12

$16.95

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For the embarrassing dads and pun lovers out there comes a massive collection of hundreds of the best (worst) dad jokes around, including clever quips, painful dialogue, and punny one-liners. These Dad Jokes book are ideally situated to become a groan-worthy, laugh-out-loud book for any of our channels looking for clean, approachable humour. This book...

Humour

Dad Jokes - The Good, The Bad, The Terrible

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$17.95

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