Bathroom Do Not Cross - Crime Scene Toilet Roll TPCSTR04 $9.95 The toilet can turn into a real crime scene sometimes with a despicable mess of biohazardous materials and smells that no human should be bear. This toilet paper roll is a great reminder for THAT moment or a loud hint for THAT friend or family member! Featuring classic yellow and black stripes with big warning slogans printed across it; this toilet roll... Add to cart
Number Plate The Throne Novelty Number Plate HBTTNP01 $24.95 Hang it with pride where you hail as your throne. Be it your office chair, toilet seat or even your couch! Size: 37.0cm (W) x 13.0cm (L) Origin: Proudly Australian Made Note: These plates are not meant to be attached to any motor vehicles used on road Add to cart
Novelty Gifts Poo In Progress Warning Sign MDI Australia MDIPIPWS06 $12.95 Prevent disturbances with this helpful sign. Size: 12cm x 25cm x 1.5cm Add to cart
Jokes & Fun Fact Cards Brain Training While You Poo WVBTWP03 $19.95 Don’t be a loo-ser – use these cards to train your brain and you’ll be a smart ass in no time. Butt be warned, if you want to be top of the plops you’ll need to get your thinking crap on! Contains: 100 braining training cards Add to cart
Novelty Gifts Toilet Football Game WVTFG002 $29.95 Bring your soccer game along with you to the throne with this hilarious Toilet Football (Soccer) Game; where the love for soccer scores big in the smallest room of the house. Set includes:1 x Miniature soccer pitch 2 x Soccer balls 1 x Soccer shoes with handle 1 x Soccer goal with net 1 x Do not disturb door hanger Add to cart
Novelty Gifts Sudoku Toilet Roll by Legami TPSTRL04 $9.95 The best way to keep your mind active... even in the bathroom. So grab a pen, take your seat and get both your brain and bowel moving with this sudoku toilet roll. Contains 285 sheets of sudoku puzzle. Add to cart
Novelty Gifts Camo Toilet Roll WVCTR003 $9.95 Ever tried finding the loo roll only to realise it’s gone full stealth mode? This camo toilet paper’s got a sense of humour almost as cheeky as the person using it. Perfect for the outdoor enthusiast or that mate who’s always up for a laugh, it’s a novelty roll that blends right in – literally. Great to use in the bush, just don’t drop it or you might... Add to cart
New Other Games Find The Poo On The Loo (100 cards) WVFPTL03 $19.95 Get ready for a toilet-themed twist on the classic search-and-find challenge with Find the Poo on the Loo! Whether you're on the actual loo or just looking for laughs, this cheeky card game invites players of all ages to race and spot the hidden cartoon poop on every card. With 100 uniquely illustrated scenes full of bathroom chaos, each card hides a... Add to cart
On sale!-$8.00New Dog Lover Banana Lick Mat by Kikkerland ISBLMK06 $14.95 $22.95 Turn bath time, grooming and nail trims into treat time. This cheerful banana shaped lick mat sticks to tiles, tubs and glass with six strong suction cups, keeping your dog happily busy while you get the job done.Features:Strong suction: sticks firmly to tiles, baths, glass and other smooth surfaces 100% food safe silicone: soft, flexible and gentle... Add to cart
Personal Care for Him Karaoke Soap on a Rope MDI Australia WWKSR06 $14.95 Take your singing in the shower to a whole new level with this microphone shaped Karaoke Soap on a Rope from Gentlemen's Hardware! Features:Attached to a black cotton rope to aid grip when wet. Oak Moss scent. Vegan Friendly and cruelty free. Recyclable packaging. Out of Stock View
On sale!-$35.00 Bathrobe Cosy Luxe Waffle Bath Robe ATCLWBR02 $64.95 $99.95 Cocoon yourself in luxury in the Cosy Luxe Waffle Bath Robe. On those frosty nights let the luxurious soft cosy feel of the fabric take you to that dreamy place.Featuring hanging loop, large long sleeves and deep oversize pockets you won’t want to take this dressing gown off.One size fits most Out of Stock View
Hampers for Men Pamper & Rewind Gift Set Dropship GBPRH001 $144.95 The perfect gift for the man who needs to take time out, relax & rejuvenate filled with little indulgences for him to enjoy. Include a personal message to your gift basket by leaving a message for your recipient under the product customisation tab before adding this item to your shopping cart. Out of Stock See Options
On sale!-$5.00 Bathroom Festive Shower Steamers Gift Box of 3 ATFSS303 $24.95 $29.95 Get into the spirit of Christmas at bath time. Fill those Santa sacks with the Festive Shower Steamers and spread that Christmas cheer.Features:Made with pure essential oils Pack contains 57g each of 1 x Candy Cane, 1 x Xmas Pudding and 1 x Deluxe Fizz Box size: 21cm x 26cm x 19cm Out of Stock View
Novelty Gifts Fart Extinguisher Air Freshener DIFEAF06 $13.95 This handy pump air freshener is ideal for any situation in which air quality is compromised! Simply identify the source of the odour and spray vigorously at the farter! The bottle with pump spray is designed to look like a fire extinguisher and contains a fresh "Garden Melody" scent... so the Fart Extinguisher is not just a hilarious novelty gift but... Out of Stock View
Novelty Gifts Crap Jokes Toilet Roll MDICJTP12 $8.95 We all know that one of the most important parts of having a good time is laughter. And what better way to laugh than with some good, old-fashioned toilet humour? With the Crap Jokes Toilet Roll, you can enjoy a good laugh while you... well, you know. This amazing novelty gift of toilet paper is printed with hilarious jokes that are sure to get you... Out of Stock View
Books 52 Things to Doodle While You Poo PRB52DP01 $19.95 The ancient art of doodling has been around for thousands of years. Depictions of wild beasts on cave walls, funny little carvings on age-old artefacts – we've been at it a while. So what better way to celebrate this time-honoured tradition than by doodling while you dump? Fill a fish tank, illustrate the alphabet, envision outer space – whatever takes... Out of Stock View
Books 52 Things to Learn on the Loo PRB52LL01 $19.95 Make use of those dull moments on the lav by teaching yourself how a starfish eats a clam, how to say 'Hello' in every European language and what the dot over an i is called. Covering all types of trivia, from science and natural history to the different types of moustache, this little book contains enough fascinating facts to keep you learning throughout... Out of Stock View
Books 52 Things To Do While You Poo BS52YDYP01 $19.95 Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put together a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put, even if you don’t need to go. Doing a number two will never be the same again., ‘Every toilet should have a... Out of Stock View
Gift Books 52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Fart Edition BS52YDYF01 $16.95 Roaring from the rear, belching from behind, tooting the trouser trumpet – whatever you call it, we all fart, some of us more than others (and some a lot more than others). Everyone knows a committed farter – with their knowing smile, never shying away from taking full responsibility. Give them the recognition they deserve: a book celebrating their... Out of Stock View
Gift Books 52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Cricket Puzzle Book AD52PCP02 $22.95 If you can t watch the match from the comfort of your own toilet, you need something just as gripping to keep you enthralled. Whether it s finding the right pair of pads or discovering the longest and shortest test matches ever, this puzzle book is just the ticket! These amusing activities and fun facts will prove a sure-fire winner with any fan of the... Out of Stock View
Bathroom Toilet Timer WVTTFB03 $22.95 Keep bathroom breaks from turning into eternity with this hilarious Toilet Timer.This unique hour glass-style timer features a skeleton patiently waiting on the throne, reminding everyone that time is ticking! Designed to run for about five minutes, it’s a fun and practical way to encourage quicker trips to the loo. Out of Stock View
Birthday Gifts for Men 52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Sports Edition AD52PSE02 $19.95 Any true fan knows that the porcelain umpire's chair is an ideal place to put your sporting knowledge to the test. This compendium of fun activities and quiz questions will have you spotting the difference at Wembley, finding a lost helmet at Lord's, and going for gold in Olympic omniscience. AUTHOR: Hugh Jassburn is not a fan of cheap toilet paper, and... Out of Stock View
Books 52 Things To Do While You Poo - The Retirement Edition BS52YDRE01 $19.95 From the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo, this entertaining collection of trivia and puzzles is a joyful celebration of your retirement! You may have just given up the nine-to-five, but now the real work begins! The next time you take a trip to the smallest room, let this colourful collection of puzzles, activities and trivia test you... Out of Stock View